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Featuring Me

Welcome back to another MC Fawful Rap Battle! I decided to release the audio for this one a bit early (I'm planning to release the video at some point in 2023), so there may be a few changes in the audio between here and when the full video releases.

Anyways, today's battle features the mysterious arcade machine, Polybius, against the Greek Historian, Polybius! Which one of these "Polybiuses" will take the win? That's for you to decide!

CREDITS:

King Can Prod as Polybius (Arcade)
Swizkii as Polybius (Greek)

Written by MC Fawful
Beat by Epistra (additional instruments by Glitch)
Mixed by Light
Cover-art by The Royal Snake

LYRICS:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/14kgNtGUjPpePXRU22zJVpRQdwKvFsFY-b8cqP4gENTg/edit?usp=sharing

Alright, I think that's it. Stay tuned for the next MC Fawful Rap Battle!

Polybius (Urban Legend) vs Polybius (Greek Historian) - MC Fawful Rap Battles

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUSTGAMER! My dear friend JustGamer is turning 12 today so I decided to make this weird bullshit in like 2 hours to celebrate!

Beat by Soulker

Sandwich:
The sandwich is back, bitch, burning tracks with my rappin
I pack bread and this boutta be a stomp, call me Galactus
I’m not a strip of cheese so don’t cross me
You ain’t peanut butter, bro you can’t top me
You can call me an oven because I got heat
So make like your chef, suck on my ball meat
You were an olive branch to resolve a frantic brawl but got your ass beaten and squeezed 
Call you the U-pie-ted Nations, with how you fucking suck at keeping a piece
Your ass is temporary, I got more green than Larry
Yo mom’s a virgin so I got on top and popped her cherry

Pie:
It’s easy as pie beating this guy with heat on the mic that you can’t diss
Call me Anakin Piewalker, I don’t like sand…wich 
Thought I was pie but your mindset’s irrational
Your formula’s recipe for disaster, bro
If I wanted sand I’d head to Laguna
I’ve seen better “witches” from Konosuba
I’m layered, I’ll flame ya, you’re gayer, ask Gamer 
He ate ya, I’m gangster, like Psytube, I lift weights bruh
So call me the Pied Piper, attracted your girl and I might pipe her
Now call this a hot take but you and I aren’t equal writers

Sandwich:
You’re calling me gay, bro, you’re literally a fruit pie 
You’re a stupid worthless piece of shit, I’m glad you died
There’s too many cooks in the kitchen, too many sandwiches? Nah man you trippin
I’m appearing just to celebrate special occasions
Your death is one bitch so let’s get it 

Pie:
You know my raps fly
Strapped up with ammo, I’m a mag pie
I can’t die
I always come back like I’m William Afton I got the FNAF rhymes
Now pie’s charting, I’m a hustler, I make it rain, feel the burnin pain
Now before I go I got one last thing to say…

JustGamer's Sandwich vs Kirby's Pie - Inside Rap Battles of Obscurity [GAMER DAY SPECIAL!]

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pevRcbmswqM&lc=UgwBy6luJ9g907dcL-14AaABAg

JustGamer as Oh Il-nam
Swizkii as John Kramer
Beat produced by Hollywood Legend
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Thumbnail by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Art by TreToonzz
Written by Jacobrl99 & Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Additional Writing Help by Awesome Ayden, Nugget, Everon, Javi-Kami & YourLeastFavoriteEthan

Oh Il-Nam:
Greetings, name’s Il-Nam. Number one in games and views
Stepping to the observant owl? This hobblin’ hog is bound to lose
Pigsaw should stop “kraming” characters into his movies
To shoot Blank, I make better tests with needles and Dalgona cookies
John's an icon of the past, while my show remains viral
With each new film, Saw keeps going on a downhill Spiral
Your box office gross is child’s play compared to what my fame claims
An ink blotch to the paper I rake in: call that a Squid Game!

John Kramer:
Tobin’s here to ring the bell, live or die? Make your choice.
I’d tell you to cast your vote, but it seems you’ve lost your voice
Voluntary participation brought our visions to fruition
But your cravings for recreation sent you on a suicide mission
I arouse fear in my players, my tests leave them tranced
You lost your marbles then forfeited them after you pissed your pants
The most viewed show on Netflix, sure, but you reaped what you sowed
My legacy spans nine films, your story wrapped up in nine episodes

Oh Il-Nam:
Jill was slammed against a knob, opening the door to your villainy
Gideon’s death sealed Cecil’s fate, putting an end to your chivalry
You Tuck-ed up your marriage then Jill deemed your actions dishonorable
While Nelson mixed up your X-Rays, left your cancer inoperable
You could’ve been saved, but Umbrella refused to cover your reign
So you kidnapped William Easton, and put him through a world of pain
Oh, and John, I gotta say: throughout your villainy what was your gain?
You asked many to play a game, but in the end you’re just proving you were the one who got played
The night is Young, John, don’t piss away your life while you have it
A failed suicide attempt altered your ideals, that’s a happy accident
Don’t talk about loss of voice, your throat was slashed on your deathbed
I gave my players a choice and they all returned to scratch off their debt
Saw, an ironic name, since you were cut out of your franchise
I gave out Won but when Wan gave out, it seemed all of your fans died
Your accomplices couldn’t stay within the lines of your philosophy
They Rigg’d their tests for failure, killing their victims unlawfully

John Kramer:
Your psychology is Hoff-man, making players seem like equals
But you lived while those around you died ‘cause they thought you were feeble 
I’d spit ill, Nam, but you’re already looking sickly 
Even Jigsaw’s puzzled by your weak attempts to go and diss me
With all your children’s games, you’re better off watching a fair
Four walls build a home, so I’ll keep running circles around this square
I’m riddlin’ you with roasts while riding this beat like a shotgun carousel
Surely I’m not your gganbu, so take a step back when I’m raising hell 
Green Light! Your show’s direction switched when you betrayed your buddy
Red Light! Until your tumor caught up to you and you were betrayed by your body
Call upon your henchmen, I tapped Tapp and Steven sang his song
Survivors become my accomplices, gone is your relationship with Seong
Wealth corrupted your humanity and decent people became pawns
So it’s time you played my games, never again seeing dawn
Your series was renewed, but your longevity was ill-fated
I gave you an early retirement, Player 001 eliminated

John Kramer vs Oh Il-nam - Citric Rap Battle!

i play both

trakked and dilly made the thumbnails

The Hulk vs Hulk Hogan. Shorts Rap Battles

LYRICS:

ANNOUNCER
It’s Live Rap Battles!
Salad Fingers… vs… Bob & Larry!
Lights, Camera, Action!

Bob & Larry (0:09)
If you’d like to rap ‘gainst tomatoes
If you want to get squashed with style
If you’d like to get mashed, potatoes
If you want the freshest lines, up and come down to the produce aisle

Since 1993, we've been airing on NBC
Teaching kids about their ABCs and BC
I’d say to read the Good Book, but I doubt you can read
Even our PC could out-diss this NPC

That nonsense plot you got seems randomly generated
Buncha empty symbolism to get theorists speculatin’
Chapters tossed together with no afterthought that’s integrated
Not at all refreshing - this word salad needs refrigeratin’

We broke New-Grounds; Managed to withstand demand
While you became the definition of Flash in the pan 
We won't listen to you (Lalalalalala); So you should just stay canned
We heard you’re really really good at talking to the hand

Salad Fingers (0:48)
Oh, hello, I'm Salad Fingers
Ahhh, a fellow standing figure
Thought the Great War left the land at the brink of destruction, so how have these plants lingered? (Ahhh)

It must be the Hand of God you're grabbing on as these vegetables haven't gone off
But your season has ended, these greens are now left as a fertilizer for their God's lawn

Ooh, spilling the tea? Better put on the kettle
Phil and Mike milk these vegetables more than my Nettles
The shepherd was impaled and his sheep follows, a-many
Hung up upon my heat, (Mmm) Kabob and Larry

Bob & Larry (1:17)
We read the Bible every day but that verse was really really wrong
Tried spitting green and mean, but it’s all just Silly Songs
We're headed for Heaven, it's been written in the scripture
You’re going to Hell. This kid named Salad Finger!

But don’t blaspheme, Larry, it displeases the Lord
What happened? Does David Firth not upload anymore?
We’re takin’ you to Sunday School! You’d better repent
or better yet, this Boogeyman should up and kill himself again!

Salad Fingers (1:37)
I was animated by a sole chap, so it’s rather poor 
That a whole sodding team made these CGI-sores
The fact that you’re more horrific than I am’s rather sickening
Making green off preaching prejudice and racist bigotry

Despite your devotion, you’re group isn’t blessed
Thou lied and are posing as “fruitful” instead
Queer; Quite the convoluted cut of clustered tales
That taste of soot and poo, are you Hubert Cucumberdale?

Larry Boy, a savior? I prefer Bibleman
Series so dead, I've seen Kenneth more alive, in fact 
Call me Qubo, as I again led you to the slaughter
Ahhh…. I do so enjoy the red water…

GamingPlush64 as Salad Fingers

SimplyRazzy as Bob the Tomato
Snakebite126 as Larry the Cucumber
Joosh as Junior Asparagus

Written By: 3ple, Michael Stark, SimplyRazzy, Mabel Pines, Jamie12o4, We Think Company, greenisnotprimary, & Cri
Produced By: Freshy Kanal
Mixed By: Michael Stark

Salad Fingers vs. Bob & Larry - Live Rap Battles

LYRICS:

ANNOUNCER
Let’s give it up for Stark’s Rap Battles!
Doc Brown and Marty McFly vs. Unus Annus!
Begin!

Doc and Marty (0:13):
Great Scott, Marty! We’ve finally arrived in 2022!
Ah jeez Doc, that’s heavy! We got any roasting fuel? Plenty, dude!
I’ve calculated the precise kinds of slights, said in such a tone and way that-
A coward and his masochist friend would have no chance of coming back

Unus & Annus (0:26):
Sorry to cut you off, Doctor, but time waits for no one, that’s absolutely true,
And like sand slipping through the Hourglass of Time, the end has come for you, too
We pride ourselves on our knowledge of death… And we embrace the end to come!
You tryna rap fast to surpass 88, but your track is barely passed mile one

Doc and Marty (0:39):
Your influence was just a grain of sand compared to our pop culture prowess
I mean cooking with sex toys, eating oobleck? It’s like their whole channel was just a loud mess!
This bad fad, cash grab cult’s got its whole moral philosophy in question
They’ll need something stronger than helium for their post-loss therapy session

Unus & Annus (0:52):
We’re Hunger Games victors, your defeat’s in the pictures, it’s clear that we’ve won
When you attempt your best to flex your predictability, surprising no one!
Your movie might be a cult classic, but we leave viewers truly awe-stricken
We’re drawin’ the line, leaving you petrified, hypnotizing another couple chickens

Doc and Marty (1:05):
Nobody calls me chicken! (Nope!) You just hunt for YouTube clickin’! (True!)
With all of that dairy around, you’re really milkin’ the content you’re fixin’
It’s really truly pathetic, with your “who’s the better host?” drama
This battle will be your biggest regret;  Even more than Pee Sauna!
I mean really, a pee sauna? What exactly were you two thinking?
Looking to your fans for more content? Not even Chica could save you from sinking!
I’ve never seen anything cornier than these Del morons begging for sponsorships!
But based on reuploads, Mark, this battle would be another time you’ve lost your shit

Unus & Annus (1:32):
Is anybody home? I don’t think so, think McFly, think!
You take the most minor inconveniences, find time to make a big stink-
And then you get your little happy ending, plot barren and you’re callin’ us corny?
It’s clear to see you’re history, when your biggest legacy is Rick and Morty

Doc and Marty (1:45):
You’re limiting yourselves with all your antics, face it: You’re just. Boxed. In.
Just give it a year and you’ll be forgotten just like. Tiny. Box. Tim.
(Both): Your whole channel was full of whack shit, black and white melts into bad trips
So just go back to being the King of FNaF and sad act Mr. Backflip

Unus & Annus (1:58):
Not even hitting your head again could help you get ahead and come up with a better flow
Spitting verbal manure on the track, but what does your pocket letter show?
Your fate’s been sealed and signed! Face your density, you’ll see you’re past your prime
We’re pronouncing rhymes, committing crimes, and you’re bound to find you're OUTATIME
As we wind down the clock and reflect as this song and dance that won’t be played again
You’re coughing inside a boxed-up coffin that you wanna call a Delorean
It’s too bad we won’t see you tomorrow, so hush now, don’t make a fuss
Farewell you two, Memento Mori, Unus… Annus…

ANNOUNCER
Who won… THIS time?
Who do you wanna see battle next?
Well, you decide!
This has been Stark’s Rap Battles! We’ll see you tomorrow!

Snakebite126 as Unus
Hatena360 as Annus
Alex M. as Doc Brown
Zawesome as Marty McFly

Written by: Michael Stark, Jenni No Mercy, CannibalWorms, GamingPlush64, Mason G, Dilly!, & Danii
Produced by Tristan
Mixed by Michael Stark

Back To The Future vs. Unus Annus - Stark's Rap Battles

Shoutout to my friend RABI! Walbert parts written by Rabi and cover art by Ethan!

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Vbu5Lx7inoW6kK4J_BieGQS4gbCa3chi_XaMxo_-tK8/edit?usp=sharing

Millard Birdmore vs Walbert - Contest Of Champions [DEMO]

The demo track I recorded for Lofi Girl vs Cassette Girl.
Dated January 2023

Lofi Girl vs Cassette Girl - Eddie's Demo

Lakitu vs. Thundurus - Mario vs. Anything Shorts!


Ennway As Lakitu 


MetaMachine As Thundurus


Mixed by Nooby


Mixing assistance from Micheal Stark


Cover art by Box Soldier


Beat prod. Anywaywell 


Lakitu:

Yo I’m Lakitu, the enemy who’s here to mess with you

The bars I drop are solid gold like this is NSMB2

With your horrid failures you think your a force of nature

But competitive just sees you as a support for later


You act like you’re defiant but nobody’s reliant

On this prankster who keeps whining bout why no one wants to try him

With a therian forme as ugly as that anal bead thats glued to ya

Even landorus overshadows you, makes sense that he’s immune to ya


Thundurus:

I would always accept a challenge to ravage through a Lakitu

But not just him, demolish all of Bowser "powerful" lackeys too

Even in odyssey, you’re just fishing for disses 

Yeah, your Bowser’s minion, looking like a lousy minion!


I’m a stark hater of this bargain bin Mario kart racer

So I’m, hijacking your cloud, that’s just the harsh nature

Of the life of this cameraman, and though he has some shells tossed

You pull up others who ran off the track, but you’re the one who fell off



Lakitu vs. Thunderus - Mario vs. Anything Shorts!

Pokey vs. Cacturne - Mario vs. Anything!

Bird As Pokey

Cole As Cacturne 

Mixed by Jort

Written by King Ducky & King Wallace

Cover art by SPM1000

Beat prod. Anywaywell & Ennway

Pokey:
Lets go
I’m the dopest Pokey (yuh?) you’re a dopey Poke
I could destroy any lowly crony even if I’m snowy 
Got cold feet? (Hah) Freezing up from exposed heat 
You’re below me so unzip your mouth and blow me!

That needle arm is not unique, so prickly prick quit tryin’ to hit me
Not even special to Sidney, overshadowed by his Shiftry
And still this sucker’s sucker punch could never fucking fuck me up
Dumped on route 111? You’re the one who’s munchin’ dust 

Cacturne:
Guess what! It’s Cact’s turn and i’m Drain Punching a Pokey
Chew you up and spit you out like the tongue of a Yoshi
No matter which skin equipped, you’re still a damn bore
Either your flow is absorbed, or you miss me in a sandstorm!

The raps I spit are hazardous and damagin’ like spikes
Leave a loser hammered in like the mallet from Morton's fight
You burrow like a Diglett, yet I’ll still shock you like a Raichu
But at least you’ll be a boss after I once again mummify you!

Pokey:
Think you can defeat me? You’re as weak as cheep cheep
Your rapping is almost as bad as you spamming Leech Seed
I tower over ya, Cacnea’s just one of my different segments
Dropped from the anime, this mixed attacker got mixed reception!

Straight from Doki Doki Panic, now this Pokey’s flowing frantic
James disowned him so he's saddened, just a lonely coping has-been
Funny, the brainless Scarecrows actin' all tough 
When he's the one afraid of being smackdown by small bugs 

Cacturne:
You're a legless monstrosity, how are you gonna run tracks?
Given how you handle boomerangs, you wont like this comeback
You’re just a creeper, whether 64 or your Minecraft Mash-up
Mario’s party pummelled Pokey, this potato stacks button mashed-up!

Taken from another game, where you looked like a snot thread
Knock off, and I ain't talking bonking your bod till you drop dead
You blow hard! One of your various variants if you need to be informed
So I’ll leave this "fun guy" spiked up, even if he switched forms

Pokey vs. Cacturne - Mario vs. Anything!

IT'S HERE
Thanks guys, for enjoying this first battle!

@https://soundcloud.com/boris01-2 as StampyLongNose
@https://soundcloud.com/dannyplaysgames-422800890 as ExplodingTNT
@https://soundcloud.com/jacobgraal as iBallisticSquid
@https://soundcloud.com/will-vanderberry as Failboat
@https://soundcloud.com/swoldow_evgrb as DanTDM
@https://soundcloud.com/universalrapbattles and @https://soundcloud.com/chaoprod as Jerry and Harry

Beats by Kustom, Audio Network and Tristan
Mixed by: Boris
Written by: DCARaps, Daniel The Rapper, Epic Parodies Of Rap Battles, 8_Bit_Brony, Boris, Primetec, Dani, JustADarkVoid, Ryan Tillotson and Epic Video Game Rap Battlez

▼Lyrics▼
StampyLongNose: 00:21
Thinking you’ll Lee-d with your insults, this will be a Piece of Cake,
If Minecraft is Crazy, it wouldn't stop the series that you make
My videos are higher quality, quit beating around the Dead Bush
StampyLongNose is kicking this street rat in his Red Tush
These rhymes will hit so hard, they’ll send you Cat to the Future
Raps so cold like Henry,  even he has more humour
Here’s my Gamer’s Guide: stop your channel, hope that makes you useful
If I even hear you rap, there’s no Stamp of approval.

ExplodingTNT: 00:41
I'm rappin rhymes rapidly, happily, as if it were TNT
Justin Bieber’s less of a noob when facing a machinima “MC”
This stray cat will lose it’s head against the mouse in a war,
I pack a dimension of retorts. Better put away the torch.
Your chances of winning are as real as Minecraft circles
Raps more monotoned than Pink Sheep, but with these rhymes I’ll leave you Purple
Take a trip on my Lost Island, I can find it unlike your talent
I’ll make sure when I Hit this Target, that he’ll can it!

iBallisticSquid: 01:02
I got it, Stampy, I’ll be Machinima (mashing ya’) into 64 bits
Your rhymes are just cheesy, so go ahead, and eat it
Have you curled up in a Finball, so Stick With me, okay?
Making you an UglyDiaper with a really crappy day.
It won’t take any combination to know who will win
I’m Ballistic on the track, TNT pretends to 420 blaze it
This buck-toothed gamer’s videos are just plainly dull.
Screw you AND failboat, I will be chilling in my castle. 

Failboat: 01:22
Don’t worry friend. I’ll take them on, and my voice will be heard!
I’ll render your win as useless as an ore made of turds!
Nobody roasts you enough, you're still trying to kill Deadlox!
I’mma bring this down to 8-bit, more complex my way then Xbox!
You’re worse than his ideas, quit trying to be The Destroyer,
Leave minecraft to the pros, against you we’re Bacon Crafters!
You victory has been Notch’d. Uncle Failboot won now!
The fact is written in this pixel art. You're just as scary as a cow.

DanTDM: 01:42
Rollin in with my minecart, there’s no out rapping this gem!
Raps harder than a diamond, better call me TDM!
Crack you like a wooden boat, you're weaker than glass panes
How did you think you'd win? You have the word “fail” in your name! 
Leave you all skeletons, like Grim, with these diamond hard flows
‘Cause you all know my win is bigger than Trayaurus’ nose
Feelin blue Ballistic? ‘Cause you’ve lost this from the start
You failed this rap mini-game, and you don’t get a chance to restart.

It’s Jerry and Harry: 01:57
Welcome to our Fartlands. Because you are plainly screwed
If Videogames were in Minecraft, they’d be better than you 
It's Jerry, and Harry, you can’t step to us, blokes.
Because all your raps stink worse than our fart jokes!
You blow more than creepers, go ahead and stop your hissin’
You can barely step to us, with your horrible dissin’
When it comes to videos, TNT, give it a rest
‘Cause when it comes to Minecraft videos, OUR’S ARE THE BEST!

Battle #02 Hint: reviewing an awful hamilton fan pussy

StampyLongNose vs ExplodingTNT. DCA Rap Battles 1.

What even is this idea

Light as Fliqpy
Vladimyr P. as Freddy
Brodecai as 1999
Dani Frias as Naughty Bear

Mixed by: Vladimyr P.
Announcer by: Swoldow EVGRB

Fliqpy:
A war of rhymes? Don’t your dare! Or my rampage will come without a hitch!
The hallucinations are happening, and i see an icon that has no soul or wit!
With an un-bear-able attitude that Scott wanted kept watched by security guards!
And a murder-mystery-lore-story so open that it’s practically a purple house of cards!
The Tiger Bomb’s been dropped! This mouse will ka-boom! When i unleash sneaky acts of silence!
On this lesser of two evils, a Mime Mascot, who’s rusty rap already overShadows his golden violence!
Taking out a war-torn alter ego? All that pizza must be making your brain Nutty.
But killing a robot and his c hildish heart? Now THAT’S a good bloody double-whammy!

Freddy:
You can’t escape from the room of pain! Now this robotic entity will leave you deceased!
I’ll cover your body with the springs of rap, and leave your punctured body for the police!
Your lyrics will be bitten and spat back into your face more than 87 times.
Then you’ll be locked with your dog-chains and BCD’d for your animality crimes!
I do this by the book, you’ll be played like a game, then i’ll film the MondoMedia hate!
These silver eyes can see your final night, when your heart is pierced since you have no mate.
Cause you’re a lonely little attention seeker. A disco bear with a bigger HPD.
Don’t fight it Flippy, you're more scared of me, then your own war on PTSD.
 
Fliqpy:
Grr! At least I’m Still Alive, your nightmare of a franchise died in your sister's location!
And your fan-games with OC Disorder have been further ruining your reputation! 
Call this Friday the 13th, your pizzeria is contaminated, leaving all your customers to flee.
Wait until they become friends with me. I’LL HANG OUT WITH THEM ON A HAPPY TREE!

Freddy:
Being friends with you? Now THAT would be Lumpy! You’d chicken out if that challenge was faced!
Your show being alive Remains To Be Seen, since the entire thing is a toxic waste!
Want to avoid that? This is the call to make. Here’s a real rule to survive getting smothered:
Learn, if you don't fit inside this suit; it’ll be worse when a friend gets STUFFED INTO ANOTHER!

1999:
Hey kids, my name is Mr. Bear, and welcome to my cellar,
If you mail a letter to this address, you can find that I am way more killer
You may not have been invited Flippy, but there’s no need to gripe
I’ll still let you vitamin c your win: go down the drainage pipe
And Freddy, My camcorder will catch you being a sentient idiot
The gullible child inside you will be the replacement of Eliot
So come join me in canada's woods for more satanic crimes
Before i burn you both alive like the kids in 1999!

Naughty Bear:
So I see this letter of rhymes, returning this to sender will be deadly like poisoned cake!
Don’t get Cozy here, or you’ll be eaten by this venus-fly trap bear! You’ll Tremble and shake!
This isn’t Daddles birthday present, it’s the Giggling maniac bear with a Rhyme-PG!
Better run like that kid you killed, because this Naughty Time will leave you queasy!
Your Daddling now, being so cute, but once I give you a taste of my hammer,
You’ll be screaming like those other bears, and spinning like the blades of a mower!
Switch you out to Pokemon, you Un-Ted, Chubby, BEARs can save your breath!
Since I find a spoon chasing soup as entertaining as scaring you three to death!

Written by: DCARaps, Ryan Tillotson, Swoldow EVGRB, Vladimyr P. and Dani Frias

Fliqpy vs Freddy - Scary Rap Battles (SCRAPPED)

Suggest PRB #2 in the comments!

Beat:
http://www.allroundabeats.com/beat-monsters/

Gligar:
Gligar gliding into battle, gonna quake the earth with rap,
I'm strong with zero IVs, you're in need of a bottle cap.
I'm a true hyper cutter, gonna spread you down like butter,
Stepping to my fury cutter, well you better never stutter.
Think you'll poison me? Immunity, you'll see,
That you'll rest in peace when I use my guillotine,
The only thing you'll find, while you're hiding in the sand,
Is with my ground-flying typing I rule the air and the land.

Skorupi:
I'm in pursuit of the win, hit you with a bug bite,
Your disses won't get through my battle armor, I'm gonna win this fight.
I slash through the night, your wins as false as your swipe,
What kind of scorpion's not even a poison type?
I injected poison to my rhymes, and now I'm gripping my prey,
Watch you slowly fade away you'll never see the light of day.
You say I'm hiding in the sand, well you never leave your cave,
People look at you cause they only crave, AN HM SLAVE!

Gligar:
Why don't you knock it off already? You're getting pretty unsteady,
The razor fang is pumping through me, (evolves into gliscor) you're very unready.
I'll slice you in half with my x-scissor, paralyse you with my glare,
and a wing attack to send you flying through the air. (skorupi evolves into drapion)

Drapion:
You really think you'll beat me, coming in from AWD,
I'm sniping down your rhymes, one ice fang, you're history.
With my keen eye I can see, that you're losing this fight,
Try and gaze at my scary face, catch a glimpse of real fright.
I can scrap a car in one swipe, and I'm scrapping this bat too,
I'll break your brick brain, trap you in a rock tomb.
It may be in your type, but I'm still so much flyer,
For my fangs of fire are enough to make you retire.
This rapping's not a facade it's just my natural gift,
It may not be in my movepool but my rapping's really swift.
You've fell to my stinger, and there's no way you'll fight back,
But for now you'll get a critical cross poison rap attack-

Gliscor:
I used my protect and now I've endured your attacks,
You think I won't fight back, well you better be ready for a smack.
You thinking your rap was effective shows me that you're not the brightest,
Cause a clusterton of shapes doesn't scare me in the slightest.
It'll be this purple ogre, who is next to bite the dust,
As I fire fang you, until you combust.
You call that a rap? Sounded more like a screech,
I'm so fly, in the sky, while you can't even reach.
My poison jab will leave you with scars on your face,
Make you faint with feint attack, I'm the aerial ace.
I'm covered by my sand veil while you're trapped in a sand tomb,
But it doesn't matter cause an earthquake leads to your doom.

Drapion:
Your earthquake doesn’t scare my 110 defense,
You wouldn’t live a hit from any move, my power’s too immense.
I’m sure it won’t be a venoshock when you lose,
Cause I just brought an acid downpour without busting a z-move.

DeanFalcon as Gligar/Gliscor
Swoldow EVGRB as Skorupi/Drapion
Written by Psytube
Mixed by Psytube and DeanFalcon

Pokemon Rap Battle #1 Gligar vs Skorupi

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Two of the biggest educational tools for students face off to determine, once and for all, who is the best between them. Who will take the gold, and who will be left in the dust? You decide!

-CAST-
Swoldow EVGRB as Kahoot
Raichous as Quizlet

-PRODUCTION-
Written by Michael, Swoldow EVGRB, [REDACTED], Fightmarker, Mason G, [REDACT]
Beat produced by Vylet Pony (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDnYX2jqzQXMST8Yo4NzQZQ), Extended by Michael
Mixed by Jordy

-LYRICS-
Kahoot (0:16 - 0:48):
Question 1: Who will destroy this copy and put them in the ground?
You’re wrong, it’s Kahoot, because I actually have beats to throw down
From education to movie quotes, my selection is unbeatable!
From your “teambuilding” to hard minigames, you’re closer to irredeemable
I make learning and rapping awesome, on the Hot Streak with my lines
And with the sick music pouring from the speakers, I’ll leave you moping on the sidelines
Put a Game Pin in it ya ripoff, it seems you’re not even in the Top Five
To get the first place in this battle, I shoulda beat Quizlet, Live!

Quizlet (0:48 - 1:20):
Alright class, get in teams to teach this outdated class tool a lesson
And remember, do your worst to keep up the tension. Did I mention?
You can’t Match my skill, you must not grasp the Gravity of this situation
Guess I need to pick up the pace to Spell out your expiration
FAST RAP
Now listen up Kahoot, I’m gonna teach you how to rap
In this scrap, I’m the champ, and I’m here to close the gap
You’re mindless and lifeless, with all your lousy gameplay
Your app unknown, so students surf the web to play
I’m the one teachers go to lessons, laughs, and learning
While you sit there in cyberspaceby yourself, yearning
To be loved, but like those in the back of the pack
You’re bitter that I’ve passed ya, I’ve conquered in this rap! 

Kahoot (1:20 - 1:52):
Were you tooooooo fast, Quizlet? Don't try jumping to conclusions
Since when all teachers were choosing me, a team battle was your solution
Kahoot wins! It seems you didn’t Learn, and ended up getting destroyed
Since all you did was fall, crash, and burn like any other Asteroid
I got verbal Classroom Superpowers, you're a Class-ic Super-bore
Since cramming for tests using your flash cards is all that children need you for
I bring fun to every subject, while your success still remains unknown, it
Seems like I’m taking the bronze, silver, and gold cuz you weren’t a true opponent

Quizlet (1:52 - 2:24):
“Not a true opponent”? Do you mean me, or the kids that use you?
You're just a nuisance to the teachers when dealing with the kids that always abuse you
You’re irrelevant from the raunchy nicknames to shouting the wrong choice
How bout I put the cursor on your name and kick you out. You annoyed?
Everyone prefers me to you, with those ratings, there’s nothing to compare!
It’s evident that you’re uptight and jealous, it’s no wonder you’re such a green square!
How would I rate this Kahoot’s rap? No stars, thumbs down, and a frowny face
Whoops! It seems you’ve crashed again, leaving Quizlet here in first place

Kahoot Vs Quizlet | Stark Media Rap Battles

Some random guy on the internet who makes ERB style rap battles between video game characters.

I make rap battles mostly

Original stuff on the way

Kahoot Vs Quizlet | Stark Media Rap Battles

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