It is sorta like... An Audio-graphic Novel.                       This working LP is a concept of spontaneous narrative composition where we lay the musical foundations first and then run a blind and loose narrative over the track using delays and filters on the voice lines so it meshes in with the synth soundscape and rhythms. Each text form narration is accompanied by the soundscapes in the track. The narratives follow the omniparalleled adventures of Cooper Climbs, Little Funny Jackie and Bobbie. Three transdimensional cats that can change form and perform fantastical feats from use of their wizard technology. Come on a brief adventure with us as we follow the intrepid cat crew through a gargantuan house, liquid time, and virtual quantum reality!   -Our highest praise and thanks goes out to The Mothership. Who is such a good sport with the two of us. Who's patience has been tested endless times and often prevailed. You are a great inspiration to us both. The life giver mother turtle: Iris Udell!   .... and with the massive deficit we now have in gratitude we have just enough thanks to also thank all of you who have chosen to be our musical test subjects! It only hurts a little bit, we pwomise!

Cooper Climbs World & Little Funny Jackie

Enter: A Dynamic Duo the likes none have ever seen; Little Funny Jackie and Cooper Climbs enter the scene. They decided that today was a special day. Today, they explored the time sink in their home. They start goofing around as they usually do when liquid time begins to pour from the faucet! Our first track encapsulates the events that follow and kick off the Saga yet to unfold. Will they make it out of this predicament? Meet more friends? Make enemies? Eat chicken? 
Let's find out together!


En:Finite

Little Funny Jackie 😺 he is a very tiny cat
Cooper Climbs 😺🪜 he is also a tiny cat that turns into a ladder
They get into all sorts of trouble 

Bobbie 😺 she is also tiny cat
she gets caught eating chicken from Little Funny Jackie's plate!

They spend most of the day exploring the time sink.
Suddenly, the liquid time turns on!
Little Funny Jackie almost gets washed down the sink but Cooper Climbs gets there in the nick of time for LFJ to climb out! 
That was a close one fellas!
They meet up with Bobbie. She is caught red handed eating chicken off of Little Funny Jackie's plate!
Oh, Bobbie! Always up to no good just like your two fellow felines!
Now that all three are together who knows what trouble they could get into!


Sink Satisfying

Using their cat skills, Little Funny Jackie and Bobbie climb Climbs as a ladder safety distanced from the running time sink... Where they encounter... 
The Toilet Monster! 
They filled it with paper towels till it overflowed 
the Toilet Monster was not done yet!
Cooper Climbs gets chewed up in the process but luckily Little Funny Jackie and Bobbie use wizard technology to repair Cooper Climbs with all his memories in tact. watch out guys the Toilet Monster is still after you!
He swallows the three brave cats whole!!!
They hang out for a little bit in the monster belly because it's not so bad in there. They hung out for some time because they had nothing better to do!
They get bored and eventually escape!
The Toilet Monster is soon vanquished for good!
Three cheers for the three brave, troublesome, fantastical tiny cats!!!
Oy Oy Oy


Hyper Wizard Technology

Throw nothing away!
A mistake is one branch in a streak of lightning. One end is bound to make connection.
What you create is not a mistake.
What comes out the first time is the most
honest and sincere to your heart.
The good and the bad.
So know your heart.
Throw nothing away.

This follows our intrepid trio in a segment of past and present:

From the villain arc of Captain Qronos
To his soul's imprisonment inside of Cooper Climbs!

His Fight in Climbs body against Little Funny Jackie who hesitantly has to fight back against his BEST FRIEND! For his sake he has to save Cooper Climbs!

Obviously Little Funny Jackie saves Cooper Climbs.
Even so, Qronos' soul vanishes.

And guess what? Bobbie gets caught eating chicken off Little Funny Jackie's plate once again!!!
Stay tuned for the last episode 
where they all live happy every after.
(Then you find out it's not really the end!) *Late Spoiler Alert*

Keep Mistakes (Little Funny Jackie Saves Cooper Climbs From Captain Qronos' Possession)

When a High Five becomes a Bye bye.
In the latest adventure Bobbie is playing Blocks on the computer when she finds a gray garden with a Stomper in it. She is absorbed into the computer. Little Funny Jackie and Cooper Climbs can't find Bobbie and as they are putting up missing posters all over the house they place one on Bobbie's computer and they are also absorbed.
They all three work together to defeat the Stomper. They activate kid mode and fly to Bobbies video game home where a Chicken God awaits them.
The Chicken God incapacitates Little Funny Jackie and Cooper Climbs.
Bobbie comes to the rescue and grows in size till she is big enough to eat the Chicken God.
They are safe once more this time; with Bobbie eating the chicken being the saving grace! Little Funny Jackie and Bobbie have to carry Cooper Climbs to someplace safe fast! Cooper Climbs begins fighting a familiar fever coming over him. Has Qronos returned????
Good Job everyone! Until next time?




Blocks In The Garden (High Five-Bye Bye)

Father (38) and Son (6) combining and offering up two generations of Dimorphic soundscOpes for the holes on the side of your head, any of them... we are not picky. We present to the general public our musical stylings.

Blocks In The Garden (High Five-Bye Bye)

Turtles All The Way Down