@jacxdro: You've continuously been making this EXACT same comment on numerous random tracks...

@lilcheechee: Remember what I advised you about generically self-promoting comments on others' tracks, and how they really don't help? Simple statistical support without actually asking for anything, namely liking, sharing and/or playlist-adding, will do you better in that regard, especially with you being a legitimate artist as opposed to a spammer of which there are so distressingly many on this site.

https://soundcloud.com/molemanninethousand

THIS IS TO SUPPORT MolemanNineThousand!!!

VOTE FOR WHO WON THIS BATTLE:
https://www.strawpoll.me/42760129

PRODUCTION:
poster made by Christopher Carbery
written and produced by Christopher Carbery
beat produced by Allrounda Productions

CAST:
Derpiest Game Blast (https://soundcloud.com/user-499387179) as SpongeBob SquarePants
TimeLord 103 as Peter Pan

LYRICS:
SpongeBob SquarePants:
Did you know that nothing comes from mere child’s play?
Try taking your bars and push them somewhere else, okay?
I’ll blow and pop this man-child like a Bubble, Buddy
And as for Cubby, I won’t be sorry if I called him “tubby”
Tried to have Jane stuck in your Neverland like your shadow?
For a Lost Boy and Tinker Bell, you’re one strange fellow
Here’s a twist of how this battle could be,
Having Peter stuck in that Kelp Forest for all eternity!

Peter Pan:
It’s clear that you would ruin Nick and everything
My disses are like those jellyfish you catch, because they’ll sting
Forget your know-your-child crap, I’ve seen better from a Rugrat
I’m turning up the Bubble Bass against this dumb brat!
You’re only popular for kids in mental hospitals
‘Cause I’m not the one who made Squidward’s life impossible
So there goes his hopes and dreams, like your creator and his sanity
I’m the spirit of youth, you’re the spirit of stupidity
Like Jenkins, your show is getting old, even for John and Michael
I’m how Disney have faith and trust with no denial
You’ll fail in this fight like Mrs. Puff’s Boating School
Go sleep in that shed, because you’re being a tool

SpongeBob SquarePants:
What happens when this sponge makes the red man say ugh?
He makes me the kid taking down your prologue
All of this has happened now, and it won’t ever again
You’re full of Ink Lemonade, and you’re up in the pan, Pan!
I may be a Goofy Goober, but it’s you that needs to grow up
But not in that Robin Williams flick that’ll make me throw up
And if you’re like my knockoff, you’re anything “but awesome”
You should doodle doodles like DoodleBob. Yeah, go draw some!
I’ll send this Robin Hood to that Flying Dutchman’s ship
The second star to the right shines in me starting to flip
And I got one more thing to say about this young dweeb
Consider this the time you’ve got beaten by me

Peter Pan:
I got peanut butter named after me, but not you, idiot
My flow is so sick, not even Patrick and Sandy can stop it
Spoiler alert, you just proved that in your ocean floor,
There is no justice nor peace! There’s only anger and war
Not to mention, a lot of fish addicted to Krabby Patties
And that makes Wendy wanna run back to her daddy
Like Captain Hook, I’ll feed that crocodile one of your hands
You’ve thrown out your win like your name! “Who Bob What Pants?”

SpongeBob SquarePants vs Peter Pan (Season 2 Premiere)

• VIDEO: •
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_83nB1ElSc

• OFFICIAL LYRICS: •
- https://www.deviantart.com/molemanninethousand/art/Moleman-s-Epic-Rap-Battles-50-Jack-Vs-Jak-871188667

• CAST: •
- Robert Zaleski as Samurai Jack
- Matt Barr as Jak
- Tony Calderon as Daxter
- MolemanNineThousand as Announcer

• MUSIC USED: •
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6GLOyFljUQ (by Makeeng Prod)

Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #50: Jack Vs. Jak

Welcome to another episode of MC Fawful Rap Battles! Today we take to the skies as infamous hijacker, D.B. Cooper, faces off against the mascot of the Game and Watch handhelds, Mr. Game and Watch! Which one of these plane misters will win? That's for you to decide!

CREDITS:

Grasman as D.B. Cooper (audio)
Dudz as D.B. Cooper (video)

Spidey Fam as Mr. Game and Watch


Written by Triple-Stabber and MC Fawful
Beat by Epistra
Mixed by jort
Art by Triple-Stabber (additional art by MC Fawful)
Cover-art by MC Fawful
Special thanks to Grasman and Dilly


Alright, I think that's it. Stay tuned for the next MC Fawful Rap Battle!

(Note: Since I wasn't sure if the lyrics were able to fit in the description, the lyric document is linked below.)

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1k_mm2spyKiLtZBesduztPDfNV7BUt6Le_DJRF5WUdmE/edit?usp=sharing

Mr. Game and Watch vs D.B. Cooper - MC Fawful Rap Battles

Stronger Than You In Style Of Megalovania V 2.0 .

Rick Sanchez/Morty Smith: https://soundcloud.com/skeepremixcover
Dr.Fetus: https://soundcloud.com/thecodnerd-115

Written by: MasterSoulSilver 

Dr.Fetus:
When it comes to vulgar Scientists, let me give you a Bit.Trip
On who's rocking Portals in contrast of this Headcrab with censorship!
The most famous Villain from any Indie Game Ever Known
While you’re only relevant thanks to a failed Simpsons Cameo!
Ill like flu but as I'm Hatin’ your rap I will spit on that Love Potion 9
To Show a true Dark Ending of Worlds and see Morty Whine
Even if you win this M.Night you will still feel my Fist!
N´ Kill you and Flip you the Bird, person. WHAT A PLOT TWIST!

Rick Sanchez:
(Oh yeaah!)
Time to get Schwifty and leave this Factory even more-
Salty as I leave Mr.Poopybutthole like shit on the floor!
It's true that I appeared as a Cameo, but you live from them, Embrace
*Burp* ‘Cause I'm going Ricked Against this Fetus Face!

*Beat Stops*

Dr.Fetus:
But I AM a Fetus! That doesn't make sense

Rick Sanchez:
You know, a rap battle isn’t fun if you diss yourself.
Whatever, Morty Give me a Beat

Morty:
¡Oh man okay!

Rick Sanchez:
This Bitch I'm ‘bout to Bind, before your Rebirth; Abortion!
Don´t close encounter this Rickkind, or you´ll feel true Glitch Distortion
Ditch by the life, you look like a Jerry in Defiance
Shithead, beating you is not real Rocket Science!

Dr.Fetus:
Youseek Attention Whore, but you´re another Swim through Bad Adult Jokes
This Rick must be Crazy if he thinks he is in the Coax
Let´s go back in time, you want to have those Real Animated Adventures?
Parody, There's no solution when you sucked your Own Pilot for pleasure!

Rick Sanchez:
This Underdog must have mental problems to think so foolishly!
Flash-ing why you will never be in peaceful “Unity”
I know you feel alone, you should bandage from the joy-
Of Squanching Blood; so better stop Beating the Meat, Boy!

Dr.Fetus:
You´re soft, you care about Morty even if you Snub!

Rick Sanchez:
I “saw” that your rapping screams “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub”

Dr.Fetus:
Says the shitty Parody of Dr.Brown who´s only a dross

Rick Sanchez:
The real parody here is this Bowser PETA-type-Tofu-Boss!

Rick Sanchez vs Dr Fetus

British children's author Roald Dahl battles against American poet, Shel Silverstein to see who is the superior writer.

F00pz as Roald Dahl
Seth W. as Shel Silverstein 
Flowtest by Dustin
Beat prod by Baghira
Mixed by Dustin and Seth
Written by R the Writer 
Chiseled by Legion
Thumbnail by Aaron Peters

Roald Dahl:
When I pen out my bars, they spell doom for this oaf
With sharp rhymes I dine on a poet like a bloath
I created the roots for flicks and tales adored by all
This frail Shel of an Author's left forgotten next to Dahl
I'm the champion here, you're better off as an apprentice
Who excites kids more Willy Wonka or Dan the Dentist?
Reduce a rancid writer's rants, there's no chance of him outflowing me
This missing piece will meet a big L when I shelve his putrid poetry

Shel Silverstein:
I've got the globe in my hands and I'll drop it on faux Carroll
Said to have warm sentiment? Your best tales are kids imperiled
Pit against this trunch-bull spewing twit? I find that insulting
Even in the 80s, your rhymes weren't as revolting
Better get croc tongue, your current effort's fruitless
As your attic light's shot by the vet that's more ruthless
The word profuse describes abuse I'll cast upon this nuisance 
I'm a legendary wordsmith rendering plot rehashers useless

Roald Dahl:
Indeed I wrote revolting rhymes, received better than your rapping
Trying to talk back smack? Now I'll leave your bones blackened
My arsenal of tales, they're whales. A buffet for Melinda Mae.
Impacts everlasting like a gobstobber, still mentioned to this day
Look away, as I harshly outshine this absurd obscurity
You're prone to heart attacks, you'll suffer another assuredly
Stacked up hot garbage, now look at you, you're rubbish
Looks like your comeback is going to be posthumously published

Shel Silverstein:
I'm checkin' out of this fight, see I've just about had it
With this adversary spitting more gibberish than runny Babbit
Fill you with plotholes, I'm a shel-shocker, blasting out warheads
Make your chance of winning this fight spottier than your forehead
Must be bonkers aiming for this like Oscars, you've run Wild
But it's Shel's adult night and I'll be rid of this manchild!
Now let's tell a tale of Dahl, a fool who thought it would appear
As though this was a piece of cake, yet it was the end of his career

(Next Battle: Lions ft.VinnyO)

Check out Seth's album!
https://soundcloud.com/seth-wisniewski-1/sets/i-am-me-2017

Shel Silverstein Vs Roald Dahl - Rap Battle

▼ VOTE FOR WHO WON THIS BATTLE ▼
https://www.strawpoll.me/17040765

▼ PRODUCTION ▼
poster made by Aaron Peters
written and produced by Christopher Carbery 
additional lyrics by Rhett "Silent" Krug (https://soundcloud.com/silence3)
beat produced by VinnyO (https://soundcloud.com/vinnyot)

▼ CAST ▼
Chris Carbery as Experiment 626 (Stitch)
Jowin (Chris's mom) as XJ-9 (Jenny)

▼ LYRICS ▼
XJ-9:
Okay, let’s say I could hardly recall why I need to get to know you
But even with Lilo and Nani, you sure have some anger issues
To think I rather be in the mall than to just take down experiments
Still, I could try to put your harsh, cruel bickering to an end
I’m taking you out! Call this fight: “The Flow from a Teenage Robot”
First, Jumba made you, then teams up with Pleakey, wasn’t that enough?
The point is how your anime happened after you've met your master
Therefore, your whole story between your films and show equals disaster

Stitch: (Tooki ba waba!)
Maybe it would've been better if you were never created at all
But let me drop bars on you harder than how Leroy had to fall
From your weapons, don’t play with these guns, I’ll just leave you with stitches
Wait, here’s more: Yoo poorma dissy means you poor at dissing
So you can leave if you want, nobody will remember you anyway
And to be honest, it’s bad Nicktoons attacked you with Toybots, wouldn’t you say?
You’re very naughty, even worse than all your enemies, you know
There are three straight words that suit you well, “Mickey Mickey Momo!”

XJ-9:
Hey, don’t you ever talk about enemies, because I must confess
that you’re always the beast which I simply loathe from beauty, yes?
How many terrible Asian spin-offs will it take for you to lose your mind?
It’s “Aloha” to you, since it both means hello and goodbye.

Stitch:
Red alert! Drop the phone! No one loves you anymore in their lives
You should've known that Sheldon dosen't want you around in this fight
I can barely stand your attitude since your mother made you a slow runner
From that time she ran away from hearing an electric can opener

Experiment 626 vs XJ-9

Part two of a double feature.

• VIDEO: •
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bctDUMn1mE0

• LYRICS: •
- https://www.deviantart.com/molemanninethousand/art/MERB-45-Garnet-Vs-Firestorm-795781101

• CAST: •
- John Rogers as Ronnie Raymond (Firestorm)
- Stacey Patrone as Garnet
- David Ohlsen as Professor Martin Stein
- Katherine Leonard as Sapphire
- Erica Hobbs as Ruby
- Quinn Kieffer-Wright as Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon
- Tiffany Witcher as Garnetstorm
- MolemanNineThousand as Announcer

• MUSIC USED: •
- First: …Need I even identify it?
- Second: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajHTF8LSYGU
- Third: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8MUAJ8e9MY

Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #45: Garnet Vs. Firestorm

▼ VOTE FOR WHO WON THIS BATTLE ▼
https://www.strawpoll.me/18778632

▼ PRODUCTION ▼
poster made by Christopher Carbery
written and produced by Christopher Carbery
beat produced by Allrounda Productions

▼ CAST ▼
Christopher Carbery as Courage & Luigi

▼ LYRICS ▼
Luigi:
Mamma mia, Cartoon Network just got more dark than I would think
Going up against a cowardly dog? What is this, the Mystery Inc.?
It's funny when it comes to talking dogs in cartoon history
I'll send you to the Dark Moon just like your mom and daddy
Each time you're more afraid than me, you're always left out from your place
And believe me, that makes you the bigger Chicken from Outer Space
You've been a very bad puppy, go to your doggy day care
E. Gadd proclaims "You're not perfect", ain't that such a nightmare?

Courage:
Haven't you heard? Ghostbusters are the first ones who came along
The dust bunnies are gone, but why does this plumber still got that vacuum on?
This ain't some Mario Party contest, but allow me to roll the dice
Besides how Eustace have his just desserts, it's time for you to pay the price
You'd look great on a painting like King Boo puts your brother in that frame
Gone from Player 2 to Player 1, but I'm taking control of the game
Can't return the slab now, you're not the Man in Gauze here
Search for your failure, "You twit. You're hardly worth your coin's cost here"

Luigi:
Guess what time is it now? It's-a Luigi time now, son
Still caring with Muriel, huh? Well, suppose she might be already gone
This ain't some Punch Time Explosion, so it's time I'll Smash this battle
If you ever need your 2nd chance, it's always in another castle

Courage:
You don't scare me or your name is "Mr. L", and it's not
Being a Super Star over mushrooms? Like that's all you've ever got
Go back to those pipes that'll lead to that so-called Mushroom Kingdom
There are things I do for love, but a ghost just ain't one of them

Courage the Cowardly Dog vs Luigi's Mansion

FULL VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaA-XgjCbjE

OFFICIAL TRANSCRIPT: https://www.deviantart.com/molemanninethousand/art/ERB-YTP-Aldrivers-Devourer-of-Cos-4-5-825083003

A.K.A. The Penultimate Push: Conquering the Cult

Part 4 of what has now evolved into a 5-part saga because of fucking course it has.

Most vocal audio used belongs to ERB, with the remainder belonging to Keegan-Michael Key and/or Comedy Central.

Background music used belongs to the creators of Super Mario World, Final Fantasy VII, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night and Dragon Ball Z.

Every offensive thing in this piece is a joke and exists to be funny and/or shocking. No serious negativity towards anyone depicted is intended.

ERB YTP: Aldrivers, Devourer of Cos (Part 4)

• VIDEO: •
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoDuS9Mof9g

• OFFICIAL LYRICS: •
- https://www.deviantart.com/molemanninethousand/art/Moleman-s-Epic-Rap-Battles-47-Ghost-Vs-Claptrap-831125232

• CAST: •
- David Ohlsen (https://www.facebook.com/OhlsenBreakfast) as Claptrap
- Quinn Kieffer-Wright (https://www.facebook.com/quinn.kiefferwright) as Ghost
- MolemanNineThousand as Announcer

• MUSIC USED: •
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9E3nsNxLkQ

Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #47: Ghost Vs. Claptrap

These fiery fighters are kicking into this battle to face each other. Blaziken, the fiery Hoenn starter of Pokemon, and Ken Masters, the fiery fist of Street Fighter. Who’s fiery spirit burns hotter? That’s for you to decide.

Blaziken:
When they told me I was up against the Street Fighter, Ken
I was hoping for the one from Street Fighter 2010
I’m both Alpha and Omega, it’s reckless to face me
Know it was me in the anime who won the Johto League
Looking at your winning streak, it’s really something I doubt
The only things thicker than your ego are your eyebrows
You’re arrogant and that is why you fall second to Ryu
And you’re not that unique since you share most of his moves
It’s not very effective when you hit me with your Hadouken
I’ll do you in this battle like Akuma did to Gouken
I’m leaping 30 story buildings, I’ve got legs for days
If you think you’ll really win this, then you’re the one who’s blazed

Ken Masters:
You’re a real Brave Bird thinking you could step to me
You’re a fire type but I’m the one that’s bringing the heat
Taste my fire-breathing fist that leaves my foes in flames
It’s clear I’m your inspiration, I’m even part of your name
I’m roasting this rooster, looks like fried chicken tonight
Honestly, I’d rather have Rufus take me in another fight
I won the U.S. Martial Arts tournament three times in a row
And it doesn’t even stop there, I’ll bring shame upon this shamo
You won’t be talking after when I uppercut your jaw
Not afraid of me? Then you should meet my brother-in-law
Hot moves, hot wife, and no intent on losin’
You got hops but you’ll fly higher with my Shinryuken!

Mega Blaziken:
You wanna get Violent Ken? Well with my Blazikenite
I bring an Eruption of power and my true fire ignites
There’s no Potions or Berries here to help you recover
Sean won’t be a true fighter when it’s your wing he’s under
With the speed of a Latias, I’m about to Overheat
The last thing you’ll see before you faint are the soles of my feet
Ask Flannery about who’s fiery passion burns hotter
In this form, you’re outmatched, you’re no longer a bother
Cause I am Blaziken and I’ll be blazing Ken
When I give some major damage with my blazing kicks
I’ve heard of rags to riches but not riches to rags
I feel Dan Hibiki puts up a better fight than you can

Ken Masters:
Takes more than going Mega, you need to Bulk Up, Focus Energy
Cause it’ll take all of your strength to go and try and hurt me
And those verses were fowl but that’s something I should expect
Battling is not your style, stick to Pokemon Contests
You’ll be KO’d once I hit you with my Shippu Jinraikyaku
It’s like I’m using Flamethrower with these flames I’m spitting at you
I’ve had some experience in fighting Fire Pokemon
So let’s get serious, I’m ready for ya! Bring it on! 
Let’s fight fire with fire, of the entire Street Fighters
There is none who rank higher than the man in red attire
No Pokeball required since my victory is captured
And I owned you, call me Ken Pokemon Masters

CAST:
MaNCHA as Blaziken
B-Lo as Ken Masters

Beat Produced by Hollywood Legend Productions

Blaziken Vs Ken Masters - A Rap Battle by B-Lo

• VIDEO: •
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuZl_Gkn31w

• OFFICIAL LYRICS: •
- https://www.deviantart.com/molemanninethousand/art/MERB-48-Grim-Adventures-Vs-Death-Note-847284313

• CAST: •
- David Ohlsen as Ryuk
- Quinn Kieffer-Wright as Grim
- TheFearRaiser (https://www.youtube.com/user/TheFearRaiser) as Light Yagami
- Stacey Patrone as Mandy
- Shiyu (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWTHCywlEMaN-dEI6m3j1xg) as Misa Amane
- Henry Navarro as Billy
- BatHunterofDevon (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHP8tWvE20dbHgwAopM0JfA) as Fred Fredburger
- MolemanNineThousand as Announcer

• MUSIC USED: •
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dno4-AMKXUM (“Horror” by Ryini Beats)

• COVER ARTWORK BY: •
- Fruzmig (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXN2EzfbywXBIAKoiNTTV3w)

Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #48: Grim Adventures Vs. Death Note

• VIDEO: •
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLDK5hdDhMk

• OFFICIAL LYRICS: •
- https://www.deviantart.com/molemanninethousand/art/MERB-49-Gordon-Freeman-Vs-Duke-Nukem-867000445

• CAST: •
- Robert Zaleski as Duke Nukem
- Matt Barr as Gordon Freeman
- Patrick Maddox as The G-Man
- Stacey Patrone as Alyx Vance
- Elise Golgowski as GLaDOS
- MolemanNineThousand as Announcer

• MUSIC USED: •
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI8qC_wv9bY ("Heavy Metal #2", "Dark Guitar 2018" by Ryini Beats)

Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #49: Gordon Freeman Vs. Duke Nukem

MolemanNineThousand (alternatively, Moleman9000), general internet-stardom-wannabe and maker of Moleman's Epic Rap Battles, as well as various other online content.

All interaction with my tracks is to express genuine, specific interest and content-relevant criticism ONLY; any and all indiscriminate spam-liking and advertising for "promotion" programs will be AGGRESSIVELY reported.

I am mostly just somebody who puts on his favorite songs on a playlist but I  also support people. I have unfortunately been gone without a trace for a year or so... But I am coming back with more playlists! Also, I am still figuring out how to make my own track but I will do it as soon as I can! Also, thanks to my peeps who have been following me! It really helps me! I get hyped about followers but I also like supporting people and I really hope I can get more followers in the future! I also will support you if you message me and I will get back to you ASAP! Also, I follow the people who follow me.

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