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The brand new single from @cranklincroons
featuring @txny-g's extended House remix "Tony G's Big City Mix."



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City Slicker

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Cranklin - City Slicker (Tony G's Big City Mix)

Cranklin - City Slicker

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Facsimile is the moniker of Tyler J, one half of the Seattle-based, Medical Records. He has released projects over the years with labels like AMDISCs, Night People, Disko Obskura, Holy Mountain and Medical Records. Lately, Facsimile has been producing and mixing analog techno and deep house with Italo, synthwave and electro vibes.

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The manifold wonders of the lo-fi emo-hop digital currency portfolio scene lead me to my next point—the chandeliers! This place was SUCH a dump and then they start putting these chandeliers in the middle a bunch of intersections and on a few sidewalks and what do you know BOOM instant hotspot! Eating contest but it’s like the chick-fil-a cows eating their brethren and then of course themselves and their own flesh slow and horrific-like. OR! Or, viral vid in which LA Beast unwittingly eats raw cubed police flesh with Blue Line flag in background, freedom of speech and consumption, etc. Be grateful, not hateful. The Choice is sacred, and the Choice is yours.

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