VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqhS4X0ddOM

TicciSparks como Scott Pilgrim
GASU como Ramona Flowers

lightsøut como Boyfriend
Pandah como Girlfriend

Escrito por CyanCoat, TheBauestPerson, Cloud17 y TheSoul

Instrumental por CyanCoat

Lyrics (translated, not adapted) to English:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1fyT1elZ536HsSyKYehtAM970e_yMIWygrV_B1vL6ZWA/edit?usp=sharing

Kim Pine:
(Uno, Dos, Tres, Cuatro!)

Anunciador:
GUERRAS DE RAP

Scott Pilgrim contra Boyfriend!

Girlfriend:
(Tres, Dos, Uno, Va!)

Scott Pilgrim y Ramona Flowers:
Juegos de ritmo? los gano, amigo mío!
(Si no, ve lo que hicimos contra el idiota de Gideon!)
Venceré en un Flash al pastiche de NewGrounds
Esta vez sin ayuda de Knives! (Parappa dirá Chau!)

Boyfriend:
Oh dios, qué haces aquí Scott? No salgas con más niños!
Tú y tu basura hipster vuélvanse para el 2005!
Tan blando como un Muffin, hoy soy tu nega-ninja!
Vas a ser el Ex Ocho, después de esta paliza!

Scott Pilgrim:
No lo creo, en este duelo voy a ser como tu suegro!
Tu deseo es tener Sexo y mis Bob-Ombas lo han des-hecho!

Boyfriend:
No hables de mi relación, tu novia es peor que Taylor Swift! (Ooh!)
Fuckboys pixelados no acaban bien contra mi! (Yeah!)

Scott Pilgrim:
¿Soy un Fuck Boy porque me dan lo que a ti no?
Mejor dime "Puck-Man", todas quieren darme el "Fuck"!

Boyfriend:
Mejor dicho "Cuck-Man", cuando llega el G-Man
Suelta el bajo que con Neil ya te van a reemplazar!

Scott Pilgrim y Ramona Flowers:
Derroté a ambos capitanes, América y Marvel!
(Mientras tú estás rapeando contra dos niños en disfraces!)
Pero enano vocaloid, sólo regurgitas flows...
YA BASTA! Pagarás tu crimen contra el hip hop!

Boyfriend:
Tus bandas son un crímen contra lo Sónico (& Knuckles)
Ellas se desmoronan cuando yo rockeo el Mic-hael
Cera debes tener, si crees que suenan bien
Como tu película, un fracaso van a ser!

Scott Pilgrim y Ramona Flowers:
Te supero en cualquier medio, hasta en los videojuegos!
Es normal cuando recaes en mods para hacerlo bueno...
(El subespacio en tu cabeza de seguro está vaciado...)
Si pensabas que tu moda vencería a mi legado!

Boyfriend:
¿Te refieres al legado de haber arruinado,,,
...A toda una generación, pedófilo fracasado?
Encima tardas seis tomos en tratar de ser mejor
Porque no quiere afrontar que es sólo un puto perdedor!

Scott Pilgrim y Ramona Flowers:
Luché por la chica en mis sueños! Poder de Entendimiento!
(Con cualquier nota en falso tu novia abandona el juego...)
Viví con Wallace, oye, no discrimino!
Así que al menos te queda ir a darte picos con Pico...

Boyfriend y Girlfriend:
¿Quieres hablar de homosexuales?... tienes tres ex-novias:
Volviste a dos de ellas lesbianas, y la otra te odia!
Ya no te escondas tras Ramona, maldito cobarde!
Te vencí por mi cuenta (Así es cómo se hace!) Ja!

Scott Pilgrim vs Boyfriend

garbageGothic as Judgement (Helltaker)
Mancha (UBERocity) as Sans (Undertale)

MetaMachine as Papyrus (cameo)

Beat Produced by: hala-X
Written by: Dani Frias
Mixed by: Dani Frias
Flow Test by: Dani Frias
Thumbnail by: Kamren

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jKyMXVGeYqn8ABwnZIE85MdmyGZ8j1-eZ8nIqStkmhg/edit?usp=sharing

Judgment vs. Sans

Vladimyr P. as Doug Funnie
Fightmarker as Charlie Brown

Doug Funnie:
I’m writing in my journal cuz Doug really finds it Funnie
That you cannot kick a football; and you still think you can thud me?
When I drop beats on this Peanut; I’ll crack his chances with Peggy
This insecure Caillou look-alike loser cannot compare to me!
The pencil makes my point formally
So I will be the last artist to draw up your conclusion perfectly
This Pumpkin’s not so Great so I’ll give you a Chocolate Swirly
And this will not be the final time I bake Charlie to Brownies

Charlie Brown:
Good Grief! Could you have dragged your entry on any longer?
Even with such little screen time my verse be kicking this harder
Than my chances with a football; you need a reiteration
Cuz the only way you’re fit to win’s in your imagination
You’ve run out of good ideas cuz facing me wasn’t one of them
And Since I’m Smashing Adam, I will just leave you to struggle then
This ain’t the first time a hero Doug his own grave
Ironically enough, you’re the only one needing saved
Cuz The Hamburger Boy couldn’t serve me fresh beef
So I’ll give you a real reason to be causing me grief
So I’ll be flippin’ your Patti cuz your game is awfully crappy
And you couldn’t dare to tag me so why try your best outrapping me?
This is your Biggest Brawl and you’re most certain to fall
Because it seems you couldn’t rock a Beet for me at all
Cuz you’re average and bland it’s like I’m speaking to a wall
Next time I won’t be so nice; you will still ball up and bawl!

Doug Funnie:
But you’ll be the one to suffer, and I’ll surely find it comical
I always make it possible to overcome any obstacle
You flunked that verse you spat; just another thing I should log
And you think you’ll win? What? You smokin’ it up with Snoop, dawg?
You fill me up with rage, but I won’t be one to show it
You must be one in my fan club so I’ll show you how to flow this
Am I makin’ you Jelly with a face fit with my mother?
Charlie Brown’s nothing but bad news, so I’ll smear this peanut butter
And I’ll kick him off the track cuz this what real men are made for
I bring the Peppermint so spicy this child will have to take four
You’re lacking in any leadership; can’t bring more to this fight?
You’re ‘bout as dumb as the rocks you got on Halloween night!
Getting bullied by your allies isn’t typical behavior
Chuck bit more than he can chew cuz this is rock vs paper
We’re alike, you and I, so I understand your strife
But how you Happy with that verse when you’re unhappy with your life?

Charlie Brown:
Your show is buried in embarrassment; my franchise still thrives
Funnily enough I’ll be humiliating Doug Live
With my above-average vocabulary; here is my advisory
Don’t plagiarize my shtick you’ve written down in your diary
I’ve called your Bluff in beating me that’s something I resent
But that horrible try in rhyme is the thing you should repent
Tried to guess on this test be makin’ you feel stressed
So it seems your victory’s not the only thing gone West.

Writer: Vlad
Beat Producer: ESKRY
Mixer: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Vlad

Charlie Brown vs Doug Funnie. Universal Rap Battles

This was actually the first of my battles to be written but because of delays its here now


Nela IWNL as This Man - https://www.youtube.com/c/NelaIWNL
King Mewtwo as Wario Apparition - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdqd7XsFh6ts08-UxMsh2dA
Art by Shnuzzlezz and 01Tyler10
Thumbnail by M!CAH
Writing: Cri
Additional help: Nooby 
Mixed by Light
Beat by Ihaksi - https://www.beatstars.com/ihaksi

Wario Apparition:
Let’s-a-go back to 2008 and look into my eyes
DONOTRESEARCH the pedo-pasta who wasn’t properly advertised
Today I think that they should make a movie that's based on your demise 
For in this battle you can not hide cause all of my verses are personalized 
From Tick Tock Clock to my Dire Dire Docks
Your shit fell off, while my files fire off
4chan exposed your whole shpeel. How could you step to a-number one?
Want to prove your L is real? Now WARIO will show you fun

This Man: 
Have you ever seen a man that only appears in your dreams?
A man that makes your insanity fall and break at its seams?
A man that is capable of spitting a verse so clean
Think of This Man now. Have you ever dreamed of me?
When it comes to quality you’re about on par with your videos
Was forgotten in time and I gotta say that’s just how your story goes
You’ll never be able to give Peach your pipe no matter how much you shoehorn rhymes
But when I go to rock the mic, it’s more than bars that you will find

Wario Apparition:
So you really want to mess with me? Winners don't do LSD.
But I think a pampered potion could do a lot to you, you see?
You pick a style and get put on files then This Man disappears for awhile 
Yet still tries seem vile with an unnerving smile and needs to be kept away from a child
Oh please, you can’t be serious, more 2-D than Polybius
Cuckoo crazy thinking you’re winning this, still less drawn out than his series is
Was taking up grades but now went and made a life of existential dread
Yet despite his decapitated figure This Man still couldn't get a-head (WAH!)

This Man:
You’re just another glitch while This Man is a haunting curse 
I know it’s you who stinks since you went and shit on your whole verse
You know I’m man’s Dream when it comes to speedrunning this task
But Mario’s Man Door only seems to got that gas
Wario was number one but came last on the track 
But when you cater just to children I guess I’ll give you a pass
When it came to your existence, another unsolved mystery in this fight 
Wario didn’t show me fun but now will dream forever, Goodnight

Wario Apparition Vs This Man - Bonuses By Cri (ft. King Mewtwo and Nela IWNL)

The Predator vs. Jack Krauser - Royale Rap battle!


JustGamer as The Predator 


Belle Beniko as Jack Krauser 


Writers: King ducky, E-Man, Futur3f1lmm4k3r


Flow Test by Joosh


Art by Grasman


Cover art by Jort


Mixed by Jort


Beat prod. Anywaywell 


The Predator:

So I'm up against Wesker's puppy dog who's not worth a quarter?!

Well then again soldiers are only supposed to follow orders

Try to gain the power of B.O.W's for yourself dude?

Well you definitely got the B.O but not the W!!! 


I'm the apex! A true hunter who disposes of all their enemies 

You kidnapped the president's daughter yet can't kill a Kennedy?

Your personality is boring like the place that you died in

Bet you'll bomb up on the track like Military Island!


Jack Krauser:

Pain emits from my disses whenever I spew my quips

Schwarzanagger gave your franchise a try but after the first flick he dipped!

I've went my separate ways with Leon but I wouldn't say that I'm mean

Unlike a separate battle of yours this fight won't be pg thirteen


Man, you got Bob Marley’s hair and General Grievous teeth

When you open up your mouth, all I hear is “General Kenobi!”

Yet you think you can outflow me with a voice thats oh so dopey 

Can't even speak English in the movies, so how can you roast me?


Creators tried too hard to make you terrific which instead made you basic

Now your just a tasteless slasher, no reboot could ever save this

Also, you know that most fans of yours are four, right?

Who only probably knows you cuz you collabed with Fortnite!


The Predator:

That mutated arm does not look terrifying, it looks really silly!

Probably gained it from all that time wanking your King Willy

It's hysterical, this ex-soldier thinks he can hurt and beat me

With a verse that is weak, see even worse than his CG!


Jack Krauser

The ending of your first film left me and you completely stumped

Like why didn't you try to fight back instead of blowing up!? (Dumb!)

I'll wipe the floor with your gore and spread your skin along my door 

I fought in The War on Terror, but that ugly mug scares me more!


Predator: 

Think you can win? What, can you punch boulders, geez

Your ego must be larger than your shoulders sheesh!

I'm extremely competitive and I can even turn invisible 

While your fight is repetitive and completely predictable!


Tried to flex your pecs that you have got!

Ada wasn't impressed so pulled out the glock

Popped holes in ya chest, down falls the juggernaut 

Then shot you dead now your starting to rot

All the battles in the game you've fought

Always ended with your embarrassing loss

Has the blandest design that RE has got! (True)

Plus your relevancy? Everyone's already forgot! (You)


So if you wanted to battle 

shouldn't have packed up your wack flows

And thrown away all your trash roast

My throne awaits, I'll be back though

After this loser gets clapped yo

With his very own compact bow

He'll be blasted to his crap home

Back inside Wesker's shadow!


So better scurry out of here buddy, we both know that your taking the loss

Won't even need my cannons, a couple knife swipes could finish you off


Jack Krauser:

I'll pop thousand of lead pellets in ya and leave ya for the undead

That thing is so gigantic. You could fit four heads into your forehead!

The Predator vs. The Alien was a horrific, terrible abomination

Let's be real; you were only trying to ride the fame of Freddy vs Jason!


Some kids that get in your way, slow down your killing motor?

I'm trashing on this clown, call me a Predator Poacher!

I can't believe people watch your movies and keep their sanity

I'd say I dropped bombs on you, but it runs in the family! (heh)






The Predator vs. Jack Krauser - Royal Rap Battle! [ft. JustGamer & Belle Beniko]

Matt Raichous as Shaggy Rogers and Ron Stoppable

Beat by S!dek!ck
Written, Mixed, and Edited by Matt Raichous

--LYRICS--
SHAGGY
Like, man, you think it’s hard to be a sidekick in the background?
Try being out on the frontlines when a monster comes around
I’ve seen millions of ghouls that make me wanna stop and vomit
Like that freaky hairless thing you like to carry in your pocket

RON
Hey! Don’t talk about Rufus when your dog is a doofus
Like Dr. Drakken, I’m ruthless, while your whole series is stupid
It’s useless to step up to the plate and face off with the Fearless Ferret
I saved the world from invasion, while you’re disappointing your parents
An iron stomach that couldn’t handle my naco
You’re not a hero, dude, I know it’s hard to swallow
But when all you do is follow, and never speak your mind
It’s like you’re in denial of the role you were assigned

SHAGGY
You think you’re, like, funny, but buddy, you’re witless
Your jokes are, like, ham-Fisted Monkey business
Nothing you do could be seen as comedic
Except for, like, anytime you get defeated
You live up to your name, Ron, cuz, like, you’re Stoppable
You’re never a threat, like, the weakest I’ve met, like, at best, like, you’re maybe an obstacle

RON
Can you think of anything other than to tell me I’m unfunny?
At least my jokes had a budget, you were eating all of your money
Your bars are redundant, just like your animation recycling

SHAGGY
I’ve held strong for decades, one movie sent you spiraling
Your Disney Channel live action got some really poor reactions
Used to be crafted with passion, now there's not even a fraction
Just dollar signs in the eyes of the guys behind the scenes
As your franchise loses everything by pandering to teens
You’re incompetent, Ron, you only ever win by accident
Give up and be a villain, that’s the only time you’re adequate
An actuary masochist, who just can’t seem to take a hint
Pathetic as a hero, like, your sister is a better fit
Go back to camp Wannaweep for a better chance at survival
Like, man, I’ve Gottagrin knowing you won’t get a revival 
Tangled in your mangled plotlines, like, it's gotta be painful
To put in all that effort, just to have your pants around your ankles

RON
Woah, dude, chill out, ‘cause you shouldn’t bring up losses
When you have four movies that all failed to make a profit
You’re still a stinkin’ hippie, when it’s rough, you get running
Looks like military schooling just wasn’t worth your parents’ money
Fifty years later, you’ve still got the same show, pacing and plotlines, and even the same jokes
How does the saying go? Don’t fix what ain’t broke, too bad your franchise is stale like it’s bread, though
This Mad Dog’s Barkin orders, cuz you’re baked and couldn’t make it
And you’re puffing out your chest, but the viewers know you’re faking
While the audience still loves me two decades later
The only one who loved you was an alien invader
And later, when you’re rebooted for the fifteenth time
The made up legends of your legacy are getting left behind

SHAGGY
All that strength, and you still need your girlfriend to defend you you
No matter what you do, you’re a buffoon in the end, dude
Mock me for my running, I’ll prove you’re the bigger coward

RON
And how’re you gonna do that?

SHAGGY
With one percent of my power! (Zoinks!)
Going Super Shag when I’m fast on the track
Try to roast me but everything you say falls flat
Can’t match my flow, like, you’re going too slow
Wanna go toe to toe getting dragged through your show
You fell into my trap, man, like, you’re the live bait
Let’s unmask this hungry horror and put an L on his plate

RON
Alright, we get it, bro, you’re fast, but that’s not always a good thing
No wonder Velma stopped shagging with you and kept looking
Now, you crossed the finish line, but you’re still the biggest loser
After all, brochacho, I’m Un-Stoppable! Booyah!

Shaggy Rogers vs. Ron Stoppable - Epic Rap Battles of Nostalgia

Fun is Infinite vs Who Are You Running From - Fightmarker Cover by Trakked

We're back biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiatch

RaccoonBroVA as [Agent Name] (audio)
Cri as [Agent Name] (video)

swizkii as Skip (audio)
Pixel Chris as Skip (video)

Backgrounds by flow21z 
Cover Art by Rabi
Mixed by ENNWAY
Beat by ToneJonez
Beat Mix by Pixel Chris and ENNWAY


[AGENT NAME]:
My name is [AGENT NAME], welcome to the house tour
We’ve placed tons of drones and cameras in this house for
Recreating it online, making a “snapshot” of any home
But for [OPPONENT NAME] I fire “snap-shots” at any foe
So I’ll make it clear [OPPONENT NAME], Skip is it?
As a real estate expert, I’ll pay your home a visit-
OH GOD this place reeks of low poly models
The amount of children’s scribbles for wallpaper is awful
Come with Dread X, skills more missing than chat on live feed’s
I come out on web browsers and MatPat plays me on a live stream
I know it’s a parody, but still, your executions poor
Because the host of this kid’s show is nothing but a TorpleDork

Skip:
Well hi there, my name’s Skip and welcome to my house
I was getting ready for my Halloween party, but I guess I’m down
To battle this pathetic salesman with the worst listings
Because it’s easy when you come up shorter than my Uncle Jimmy
I take notes from Blues Clues, but I’d be more of a Steve that Burns 
Got that flannel drip on Halloween, Lumberjack-o-lantern
I went up to your girl like “Wass poppin B?”
Call her Ted the Toolman, I gave her something long and skinny
I must be close to an objective left by Chip, huh-
Oh! It's a W! But it seems I already took it with us!
Your suspicious actions are obvious, there’s no need to pretend

The Ulimate Gamer:
Our game is like quests for swords

Skip:
It's a hidden gem!
Even the Wizrat would spit raps that are less cheesy
Than your diss trash like it’s the It’s plan: wrecked easy
I’m blowing some off steam, like I’m the bathroom faucet
Facing me is suicide, you’re another skeleton in your closet

[AGENT NAME]:
Ok Mr 2 Brain Cells, you think the two of us can go now?
You don’t even own the keys to open doors in your own house
No wonder I work with Northtree, you look up to me
I’m owning you on the beat with no additional fees
I started the opening scene and it already made my eyes hurts
But it seems that’s just the Chip’s Tip of the iceberg
I can check off reasons why we don’t match in wits-
d ont  loo k  at  it  d o nt look at  it
Your green screen game has the worst graphics ever s a    w
Just let it s i  nk in that you’re taking a loss
I win by far more than a h   a i  r, it seems you’re done kid
You couldn’t leave a sc r a t c  h while I leave you CORRUPTED
Alright you man child little shit, I’ll fucking tear you to pieces
Discard your body after 9 to 5 selling leases 
Rapping against the freshest salesman and you think you’ll ball too?
You’ll pay the price for facing me, so expect a call soon

Skip:
Try your best, but you can’t stop what’s discovered
Putting newer X’s on your eyes, these crosses will cover
Your victims won’t compare to the loss you will suffer
Attempts at being shady are like Peat Moss but dumber
My game is unique, you’re lost with the others
Finding my friend’s, but I’m not fond of your numbers
Honestly, I’m just not shocked by your blunders
If I looked like you, my stocks would shudder

Earl:
He can’t catch up like my fish 

Sanchez:
El matadero de este coño no vale nada

The Party Wizard:
As I rock the party, my wizarding would leave him crying to his mama

Skip
Thanks for visiting! Looks like I’ll be making no offer
But I’ll call if the basement needs more company, as if I was the father

Swoldow as The Ulimate Gamer
Tibbs as Earl
CreeperPasta as Sanchez
Pixel Chris as The Party Wizard

Chips Tips Vs The Open House - Hip Hop Hassles

YT Link: https://youtu.be/iUiV0fle18c

Vladimyr P. as Sonic.EXE
Boris as Herobrine

(0:10)
WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
SONIC.EXE
AGAINST
HEROBRINE
BEGIN

(0:20) Sonic.EXE:
Sonic R-aps, and attacks, so you better watch your back
You’re a square tryna face something that is always on the track
take your childish insults and throw em back into the dirt
Then I’ll bury the remains, just to suffocate a twerp
I’m the fastest thing alive and even faster on this mic
You better watch your blocky head or it’ll end on a pike!
Take a Steve model kids, and put some bleach in his eyes
You’re a sellout, not a hero..brine R.I.P your shrine

(0:40) Herobrine:
I’ll stack this file with the pigs, after his neck’s snapped back
This track running maniac’s getting burnt on a track
With HP levels of this freak, he could get beat by fallen trees
But I don't wanna go against someone who stole an MP3!
You’re empty inside? Man, just look into my eyes!
I don’t need to (w)rap up disses just to make this pasta die!
You best pray to win this, you’re riding MY bandwagon!
It seems that you’ve lost this round, so, you wanna try again?

(1:00) Sonic.EXE:
Trying again is not needed since I DON’T NEED A ROUND TWO-
beat a disgrace to creepypastas, man, what can you even do?
Lurk out in the distance? And place signs all around?
So read this, your eyes can’t shine six feet through the ground

(1:10) Herobrine:
That verse was so damn awful, it's like i’ve seen it before
You’d wish you’d never been born once you taste my diamond sword
Now this fraud’ll bow down to ME once you spot me in the distance
With your win in my hand, i’ll throw it out like your existence


(1:20) Sonic.EXE:
I know you wouldn’t agree that your disses fall flat
But it’s no wonder that your mod is run by 10 year old brats
And on my server’s list, you’ll be next to execute
It’s rich to try and take control, when your own brother removed you

(1:30)
Herobrine:
You’re as common as they come, my victories like diamond ore
No wonder you’re a trollpasta, your whole story was a bore!
Now leave the world I’ve crafted, nothing you do matters
‘Cause after all, we’re both figments within our own masters

(1:40)
WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writers: Vlad, Boris, and Jake G.
Audio Mixed by Vlad
Thumbnail made by Vlad
Beat Produced by: 2Deep

Sonic.EXE vs Herobrine. Sinister Rap Battles

At long last a fresh new upload, we have horror Youtube personality, Chills, against the legendary horror presenter, Rod Serling, enjoy!

CAST
Chills: T Homie
Rod Serling: Mr. Tibbs

LYRICS:
CHILLS:
The last thing you want in your rap battle foe
Is a washed up writer who doesn’t know how to flow
Rod’ll get thunderstruck, stomping you with punchlines
As sick as a Nightmare at 20,000 Feet...Fungi
I kill with every letter, once my ill words meet your network
Even you’ll agree with sponsors Chills needs to be censored
With the lit bars I pack, you’ll have to tell your daughters that
Their father has died from a fourth heart attack

ROD:
A place as vast as space, and as void as your charisma
A place far less of science, and much more of an enigma
A place of fantasy called the Twilight Zone
Yet not even here could Dylan ever rhyme right, so
I’ll send chills down your spine as I send Chills down to Hell
Showing you generosity as I give you this L
No comparison between us, like cartoons to cult minds
You stretch harder for points than your channel stretches runtime
But if you want to rank Lovecraftian fears
There’s no horror quite as unknown as your rap career

CHILLS:
For a former soldier, you failed to fire a single shot
Even Bemis without glasses could see you wrote the weakest bombs
Remembered for one thing, all those plays and shows on TV flopped
We forgot, while I make bank every day with each new thing I drop
You’re a glorified political ad with each plot people watch
No wonder your reboots took the last of your charm and Peeled it off

ROD:
Androids invading? We inch closer every little day
This bot would’ve fooled me if the voice wasn’t a dead giveaway
As he stands irrelevant in his own time, finally Dylan sees 
My legacy will forever be timeless as infinity
Memes die while works of art will be eternally known
And now Chills has met his match in the Twilight Zone

Beat By: InsaneBeatz
Mixed By: Freshy Kanal
Cover By: Commander Jacob

Chills vs Rod Serling| GridLine Rap Battles Season 2

Dani as Pyro
Cole as Asbestos Man
Written by Fight, and Cole
Beat by Dan Skinner, Dave James, and Adam Skinner
Mixed by Fightmarker

Asbestos Man
My time’s wasted in this contest of who’s got the best flows
The psychopath with a lighter or the man of asbestos?
Using my net would be useless, it’d only be an improvement
Lag-bots restricting your movement, casual’s straight up in ruins
Come at it: your best heat simply fails to impress me
As your pathetic flaky fibers can’t best my super vest, see
how do you fair in a game focused on the teamwork of a crew
When not even your commades want to be around you

Pyro
Stay away, because from the looks of your suit
It’s just another reason why women don’t want to touch you
Outshined by Asbestos Lady, it’s about to happen a second time
And seeing the acts you call evil, you being concieved is the worst crime
BURN YOU TO DEATH
No sunshine or rainbows when I’m forced to trade bows
RUNNING OUT OF BREATH
When I become unstable, I tend to make some angels
NO SECONDS LEFT
My kill count display shows each particle is fatal
AXE THROUGH YOUR CHEST
The painless and faster way to getting your lungs disabled
I’m a merc, offing nerds is just another day of work
But this is sad man, what do I do, unplug your life support?
Got beat by the worst of the four, you won’t be hard to scorch
So I’ll burn your fucking corpse, yeah, thats a Human Torch

Asbestos Man
Stop it with the mumble rap, your “flames” are useless
Going against this brilliant chemist is nothing but foolish
When this nuisance is not used and hated by the pro players
the fact that 12 year olds are the only ones maining you isn’t doing you any favors
Now the only time you’re running tracks decently is when you’re DLC for Sonic
You’re a side character; ironic, I’m the head here, iconic
So I’ve had it with your fans I’ll be the one to end your mystery
It doesn’t matter what you look like either way you’re fucking ugly

Pyro
You’d have to believe in magic to ever think that you’re besting me
You’re more equal with cancer; Mann vs Ventilation Machine
Whole comic history’s a Strange Tale ever since you stepped on the scene
Let’s hope this time your death won’t be done off screen

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