well that was interesting but unsettling 

uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Brenpro1 as Georgie Denbrough (video)
Shimario as Georgie Denbrough (audio)
Chandler_CCRB as Will Byers  
MasonG as Mike Wheeler 
RNG as the Announcer 

Written by RNG, M&Matt and Vladimyr P.
Additional writing help by: Chandler_CCRB and Oofie
Mixed and mastered by Oofie
Beat produced by LM25 Music
Flow test by RNG
Cover art by Oofie
Produced by Oofie

Georgie: 0:20
Bill, I'm gonna play, I'll roll him just like his dice!
‘Cause It seems to me you're really Will the unwise!
I’ve seen Stranger in Derry, ‘cept for the pics taken by your bro
Before you try to roast, I’ll drown it out with paper boat flow 
They thought you were a doll, more plastic than your acting
But now this Byers will be beat when he steps up for batting 
Stole your haircut from Danny, but you still don't Shine
So you’ll be taking the El when I’m dropping the mic

Will: 0:40
Mike, do you copy?--Shit, my batteries died!
So while you’re clownin’ in this fight I'll knock out your Deadlights!
Once your second movie came your ratings really didn't float
Tell me Little Nightmare, where else have I seen your raincoat?
Oh! I’m the dungeon master, and I don't mean to gloat
But you don't need to ask “should I stay or should I go”
Trying to bring down castle Byers is a noble campaign
But then you rolled a 23, I leave your arm-y slain
As I cast another line it makes Georgie go up in flame
All you were used for is guilt, but now you’re getting flayed!
Bill’s bike ain’t the only Silver that a Denbrough will take
I'll leave a little kid bodied, and this time it's not a fake!

Georgie: 1:10
I’m spitting winter fire, and January embers
I've spelt out my victory like you do with your light letters 
Your jokes were real Rich-ie, for guys your heart burns too. 
Good lines in the upside down? Well ya better let ‘em out dude!
Bill said not to take Things from Strangers 
But you just gave me the W and I wish that I was kiddin’ 
Cause being around your friends puts them all in danger
So it's best for them that again Will has gone missing (Oh!)

Mike: 1:30
Georgie tries to cast a fireball but he rolls a 28!
Will the Wise what will you do to retaliate!

Will: 1:35
Well Mike, being his puppet of course he copied Pennywise
You should have expected that when I dissed, you died!

Georgie Denbrough vs Will Byers - Rap Clash!

Ed - Anthony
Patrick - Matthew 
Cosmo - Zack
Gir - Zack
Soos - KGBronies 
Chowder - RoboTurtle
Bloo - Zack
Billy - Zack 
Stimpy - Frenzy 
Dora The Explorer - Mat4yo

EPIC CARTOON MADE RAP BATTLES!
ED!
VS! 
PATRICK!
BEGIN!

Ed:
Hello! I’m ed, after this, this dumb starfish will be found dead
But instead, you sound like you’ve been knocked on the head.
don’t try to rap, you and you're yellow friend are in a gay romance 
no wonder since you want to see what's in his squarepants 
you’re the first star fish that has ever been beaten by Ed
you pink dildo headed prick, have you been dropped on your head again?
You live under a rock? Whoa you can’t be more of a dumbass!
you’re a unemployed idiot who can’t even get at a job at the krusty krab

Patrick:
You’ll be screaming “Chickens!” once I kick you in the dickens
my rhymes are harder then my rock house so don’t think about winning
don’t make fun of my friends, you’re the retard to talk
only friends you have is a cheap scammer and a nerd who yabs too much
may I ask a simple question, why so fucking yellow?
oh wait you’re always like that cause you probably have conditions, I’ll
whoop you away and you're weird obsession with buttered toast 
try to step up to this awesome star fish with the most flow

Ed:
Well least I’m likeable and have a fucking personality 
unlike you sitting there overdosing on krabby patties 
you can’t even do anything, who could ever stand you?
atleast I have an IQ to know that you’re going to lose

Patrick:
well your IQ’s wrong, now lets just get this beat back on track
oh yeah where this star fish was kicking your dumb-ass
I’m not talking shit from a guy who gets beat up by his sister
I’m a dead sea mc, who’ll leave more than a blister.

Cosmo:
hello! Cosmo is back to kick these dumb holes in there nuts
I’m a fairy godparent! You two act like Mutts. 
I’m the real star, not you Fagdick, so just go back to you're rock home!
Think twice, you got sliced, by the magical cosmo!

Gir:
It’s time for you all to go through your Walk of Doom!
When GIR steps onto the mic, there’s nothing you can do!
I’m the fan favorite, watch me doo dee doo doh!
And if you try to fuck with me, I’ll go into Rare Duty Mode!

Soos:
Welcome to Gravity Falls fools, I was once a pig.
But when I was one, I could still rap better than you did,
I’m Jesüs! and now I’ll leave you a huge bruise!
I’m going to go now, you got owned by sooooos!

Chowder:
I'm going to spit a rap and then eat it up again
Mung Daal, lets cook up these fools and turn them into Bacon
I’m a classic CN show, compared to me, you all suck!
say I have an eating problem? well guess what, I don’t give a fuck!

Ralph Wiggum:
you guys winning is impossible , my cat smells like pee.
I’m not stupid, I’m special, ask my dad, see?
I’ll stop eating these crayons when I take you to town
I don’t choo choo choose you, I hate men now!

Bloo:
Prepare to be owned by Mac's best imaginary friend
You're all for comedy purposes, when will it be your end?
Chowder, all you do is eat, well choke on this rhymes
Now watch as I give the bloo beatdown, a second time

Billy:
Hey Grim, Lets kick bloo out of that stupid fosters home
even Mandy agrees that you guys freaking blow
Honestly, All your raps are making my ears bleed!
I’d rather eat my own boogers then see you guys succeed

Stimpy:
Oh joy, I get to rap against these fails, cause I’ll win!
Billy, I’ll turn you into a skeleton, just like Grim!
Cosmo, you’re obsessed with timmy, keep away from little boys
All of you guys just need some Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy!

Dora The Explorer:
Hola! Es signora Dora! Taking down these idiots!
You dipshits lower intellect, I pioneer a hispanic syndicate
of little kids who can whoop your ass sideways in two different languages
Anywhere from bikini bottom all the way to Bangladesh
Stimpy, you’re simply gay with Ren- and it’s obvious to see!
I don’t need help from my viewers to find that out this time on TV
I’l kick you down with Boots’ boots, I’ll stomp on you like jelly
I’ll be swiping these silly swiping sick swipers right off of the telly!
Billy, shove your boogers up your ass, you failed mistake
check the map to see how much more of this buttkicking you can take
Call me Boots, cause I’m going apeshit on you whackos that’s a fact
I’ll have mi Abuela pack my you in my backpack for a snack
Before I drop the mic, YEAH!, what did we learn today...
Never mess with Dora the Explorer, we did it, yeah, we did it, YAY!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
Uhhhhhhhhh...What was I meant to say again?
CARTOONMADERAPBATTLES!

Ed vs Patrick. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 1 Finale

"So I know this isn't a really scary creepy pasta but it's a creepypasta that means a lot to me. WHY? 1 because it's the 75th Anniversary of Action Comics #1. and 2 because Superman is my favorite superhero and role model. If there was a ever a time I wanted to do this pasta, today is the day. plus I GET TO DO HIS VOICE!"

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oGWUjI4lqw

Read along! The story can be found here: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Superman:_No_Heroes

Superman: No Heroes

So this Creepypasta Storytime is from an author I've been a longtime fan of and I'm happy to say will make an appearance in my book coming to Barnes & Noble Sept 2nd! To see more from Rona, go here: https://www.facebook.com/ronavaselaar?ref=aymt_homepage_panel

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m85xiJefH78
Read along! The story can be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3bu0t1/the_judge/?st=is7za92t&sh=a0537417

Creepypasta Storytime (Disc 09)

The Judge by Rona Vaselaar

The Reptile Man is back and he's still insane!

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tChDWqqB2_A

Read along! The story can be found here: https://unsettlingstories.com/tag/scary-stories-about-craigslist/

Creepypasta Storytime (Disc 11)

I’m still traumatized by what happened when I answered that Craigslist ad (3/3)

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIjElO0C1cw

Read along! The story can be found here: https://www.amazon.com/Stolen-Tongues-Felix-Blackwell/dp/1533240418/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1499393334&sr=8-1&keywords=Stolen+Tongues

My Fiancé Is Behaving Strangely Again... by Felix Blackwell (1/4)

A thrilling horror story about a mysterious monster of a man that appears a little to close...

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUSy2KEPKnU

Read along! The story can be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/4b5ot7/the_drive/

The Drive by benson4535

There's more to know about Skinwalkers. You might learn something here. 
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"Skinwalkers are closer than you think" Creepypasta

People dream to become a hero and these two achieved that dream. Now they come together to face each other in a rap battle. Izuku Midoriya AKA Deku from My Hero Academia and Kamala Khan AKA Ms. Marvel. Which of these two will come out on top? That’s for you to decide.

LYRICS:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1YLFcGiDQb9nQ3S5aTEj70os1M0EmdpY-6rco4sqTaHQ/edit

CAST:
EndangeredScrubVA as Izuku Midoriya
garbageGothic as Kamala Khan

Beat Produced by Adamack

Kamala Khan Vs Izuku Midoriya - A Rap Battle by B-Lo

Mancha as Garfield the Deals Warlock
Hippie Rat as Mr. Mistoffelees
garbageGothic as Victoria

Mr. Mistoffelees:
You made it! I’m impressed, never woulda guessed,
They forced you on this show like Clint does every quest
I’ll transform you to a beautiful ghost or you might
Be left a Memory gobbled up in the moonlight!
I’m a party animal – Me-a-Festo-fellees.
Show stoppin shot-caller, your collar's stopping fleas
Burmese and Siamese all suck on these!
Call me Gustmaster – beating you’s a breeze!
I make the laws, check Old Deuteronomy
And if you're not already neutered, you oughta be
So don’t sleep on me though I’m the cat’s pajamas
Cuz’ Deals Warlock ain’t nothing but a bitch lasagna

Garfield:
The greatest magicians have something to learn
When Mr. Mistoffelees gets awfully burned
I could sell you cheaper blades in my storefront
Once this asshole sees me release the butthole cut
So here’s the dealio, I’ve got this war-locked
You and your musical lost the plot
Cat got your tongue? For words, you’re at a loss, so
Buy your rhymes from me, at Fantasy Costco!
This twink wanted to sway me, and by God, you bet he tried
But I’d prefer my furry bait a bit more on the Heavi-side
You’re a stage-frightened performer whose charm is running dry
Competing to be the stray who deserves to fucking die!

Victoria:
Oh! Well, I never, was there ever,
A cat so never
able to recover 
the Sword of Doom?

Mr. Mistoffelees:
Now where could my pipe be?
Hear the, cat’s meow! Spinning fouettés en tournant!
Leaving theaters screaming “wow!” up until my final bow!
I do my twirls and the world’s praise is poured forth
You couldn’t spin in your Xena Frisbee sword form!
I never thought that Schrödinger’s search claimed
That the cat may not have been one in the first place!
When my raps scratch and they ask what I’m doing,
I’ll say I’m drawing blood to get your body pod brewing.

Garfield:
I’m even better at rhyming than stacking up G-Ps
Ring of the Grammarian, Mister Pistoffelees!
I’m out of this world! Talisman-trading tycoon!
But you? The Bureau’s already banned cats from the moon!
Your ego has seen a thousand examples
Had your leitmotif line this scene like “free samples.”
Never sell a Jellicle Ball to ec-o-nomical Jellicles
Or you’ll find out I’d have liquidated Jellicle testicles!
Your Warrior Cat name’s black tied up with a slight flaw,
Your character’s so watered down, that they would call you Whiteclaw!
Couldn’t get better than Webber, shot Broadway stocks upper,
Until Hooper turned your film into Fantasy Blockbuster!

Garfield the Deals Warlock vs Mr. Mistoffelees. The Rap Battle Zone #2

Mambo (Happily N’Ever After) vs Boingo (Hoodwinked!)
Snakebite126 as Mambo 
Dani Frias as Boingo 
Beat by Kustom
Written by TimeLord w/ help from Ethan Zagranis

Boingo:
So this Dick’s coming along to try to rip off my schtick?
I’m standing tall, cause after all, you’re used to scales being tipped
Can’t take your name seriously, like, “Ooh! Watch out for Mambo!”
Though from your pig friend to your lame jokes, I thought your name was Timon!
I thought I was done with sidekicks after dealing with Muffin Man’s crap
You’re all yap and no zap, even with your wizard’s magic staff
Leaving you even more purple, cause this bunny’s dominating
If you thought you could win, then you’ve been Hoodwinked, baby!
I’ve always had a distaste for those who try to be “hood”
Keep climbing those trees; i’ll still be Top of the Woods
I never thought I’d ever see a Greek Chorus that couldn’t sing
I left this fairy tale fractured, and he won’t have a happy ending!

Mambo:
Nothing matches the heat this purple cat’s gonna bring
Another boring twist villain? It’s always the same thing...
The Wizard told me to never let my skills get out of hand
But I’m about to outrap this rabbit like it’s a verbal avalanche
A little bit of your 4 goons couldn’t stop Mambo Number 5
So nonsensical, you must have used an Easter egg to write your lines
Getting beat by an old granny? Sheesh, the Prince was less pathetic
No need to bring in Munk when this bad bunny’s already pig-headed
I guess I shoulda known to never trust a bunny with a mic
Cause goodies aren’t the only thing this knockoff Lecter has swiped
Your plot twist is so cut-rate, even the woodsman could tell
The only bars you’ll ever have are the ones from your jail cell!

Mambo vs Boingo - Rap Battle

(Moved to Spreaker! Stories will still pop up on here though! Thanks for listening and sweet dreams!)

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Creepypasta Storytime is a collection of some of the most horrifying (and occasionally funny) stories, or Creepypastas, that the internet has to offer and narrated to you by the Blue Man himself. The podcast is taken directly from the YouTube Channel of the same name and is always open to suggestions for new stories and submissions from you. mrcreepypasta@gmail.com

I’m still traumatized by what happened when I answered that Craigslist ad (3/3)

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