fuckin' vampires stealing my memories... I ONLY WANTED CRACKERS

Did he realy turn something about forgetting why you came into a room into some weird monsterfucker fanticy???.....because that’s the vibe i get from this ;4;

Welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of vision-obscuring, similarly-named video game enemies. Left 4 Dead’s Boomer versus Super Mario’s Blooper. Enjoy!

Freshy Kanal as Boomer
EddieFRB as Blooper

Written by Commander Jacob
Beat arranged by Commander Jacob
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat produced by 2Deep

-LYRICS-
Boomer: 
Yo! Back up, squiddy. Your dick-shaped head is gonna be leaking
I’ll splatter a couple colors everywhere; so here’s an Inkling
I'm even wavy when I break in half
I'm out-taking lives. Bloopers getting cut because he just makes me laugh
Boom-bap blasting in your face when im speaking shit
Blow chunks and then you'll just see green if you peep me Creeping in
Bile emanating. Spreading sauce; this calamari is dead
By eliminating this Sharpie, ill kick him out the party again
Rip off your arms, no Sunshine at all
What kinda underwater creature gets killed by a fireball
And you're wack on a track, I hope ya heard what i mean
The shit I vomit covers more than a third of the screen

Blooper:
This ain't a drive-by. Your ass would just stress the kart
Plus I'd be better off rapping against a jar
Waddle up and die in one shot. And best of all?
you look like King Bob-Omb with high cholesterol
Think about it, you're only useful in surprise attacks
But I can see your chonky ass from a mile back
I go *splat* in your fat face, better think fast
Your girl rides me like a surfboard then empties my ink sac
I lightly shove you off? you’re not a threat to me
To do damage? Bring in a horde of enemies
I don't care if it ain't cool
If I wanted a boomer too slow to make shit, I'd go battle Gabe Newell

Thanks for watching
-ComJac

Boomer vs Blooper | Half-Ass Rap battles

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 1, Episode 10: The Werewolf of Webster County. No American Indians were harmed in the making of, or had anything to do with the making of this episode.

Episode 10 - The Webster Werewoof vs. Colonialism

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 2, Episode 5 of Mountain Monsters: The Bigfoot of Clay County. No complete breakfast was harmed in the making of this episode... unless it was missing Golden Delicious apples, packed with the hearty apple energy Yahoos need to play!

Episode 25 - The Yahoo vs. Nutritious Golden Delicious Apples

Recorded September 2024

7/12

unknown (0:11)

Sorry, have you seen my dog here? He always likes to go wandering
From your plot to your profits, i know you've seen lost things
You cut corners with promos, of course a bot cheats
With those prompts you turned Roald Dahl into Dall-E

We both like to lure in unwary victims
Except I’m the one here who’s made a killing
If your whole livelihood is just scaring children
You would just need to say you’re British

Uh, forget your lemonade, get some aid for reparations
You’re not getting paid when you make the yellow papers
No more cheques remain, better brace for impending failure
Because you’ll get erased, the way I’m breaking generators

unknown (0:45)

Jesus Christ, what the fucks wrong inside you
Bitch, you look more ai generated than i do
But if im someone you really wanna imitate
Take my mask, you can use it to hide that shitty face

What’s that? It’s the unknown, you dumb twat
You think I’ll run? Hah! I’ll only ever run scams
I’m in your walls, I’m someone you won’t catch
Unless the building gets testy and you phase through the map

That’s not the only BHVR problem with you
You gaslight women, that’s not fucking cool 
Just a big hallucination from the oompa loompa meth lab
Cause thats prolly where we cooked up that stupid goop grenade crap

unknown (1:19)

You lacked the awareness to quit ever since conception
Typically, you stand in front of the mirror when reflecting
Though, you’ll get to feel a real chocolate experience,
When I treat you to the taste of the sweet release of death

unknown (1:30)

Well, you’re not killing me, but you still suck
Looking at your code, we both have gibberish scripts, huh?
I’m uncommon. You’re ugly. I’m Wonka. You’re wonky.
Your found footage shows you won’t ever get a 4K

unknown (1:42)

Your ineptitude in putting in effort isn’t an excuse
Do not improv. Learn to improve.
Witnesses disappear as we forget your story
For no one remembers a dead meme: Memento Mori

unknown (1:53)

Get the fuck off the floor, you toddler, want a jellybean?
The BFG’s fucked up son isn’t scaring me
Those yellow teeth, however, YEESH… dja need a gobstopper?
‘Cept you’ve already been wiped clean when the Fog gotcha
Fokkin periick


sigh. relevant rap battles of current events. also sorry for my terrible attempt at a scottish accent. to do the demo i watched like two videos of the unknown girl speaking and then let the ghosts possess me 

don’t really like this one. i fw like, the first 8 bars and beat and then the rest was sort of just slog that i wrote to release this stupid ass matchup from my shoulders. I wrote those first 8 bars during the peak of the wonka thing and my shortlived DBD phase, and then i sorta just ran out of steam. then one random september weekend i decided to finish it alongside jesus vs socrates. like, this walked so jesus could run. quote that, atheists.

like, if i could change anything about this, itd just be like. idk literally just making it better. the structure makes it sound like it ends too short, and each finisher actually just doesn’t make sense. this battle should literally be like, cut off at the end of the first verses and be a drb short or something.

The Unknown VS The Unknown - 12 Bars of Dissmas #7

As GamerGate draws closer and closer, Spencer, Esther, and Hannah take a look at behind-the-scenes developments reshaping the internet and the coalition of angry young men on the front lines against feminism's rising fourth wave.

GET CYNICAL: GAMERGATE - EPISODE 3 - The Male Gazes Back

Original by Danii
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW7Tc6YW-fg&t=98s&ab_channel=Danii 

Disgraced by 
Me as Wallace, Stewie, and Peter
McFawful as Brian
Ryu as Gromit


Wallace & Gromit vs Stewie & Brian Griffin (One Take Cover)

Ever wondered why you sometimes walk into a room and forget why you came in?

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-78ZIaBQFvw

Read along! The story can be found here: http://www.reddit.com/r/shortscarystories/comments/1inv0n/next_time_youll_know_better/

Next Time You'll Know Better by IPostAtMidnight

Here it is folks! 2014's Creepypasta Spring Break SPOOKTACULAR! Get ready for some spine chilling stories from me and the rest of the creepypasta narrators everyday this week. The first story of the Spooktacular! Special Guests this intro were: youtube.com/creepypastajr & youtube.com/missshadowlovely

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kF66D0U-WA

The Mask Museum

The finale to mega-sized NES Godzilla!

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOycoCtGK_o

Read along! The story can be found here: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/NES_Godzilla_Creepypasta/Chapter_8:_Finale_(Part_1), http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/NES_Godzilla_Creepypasta/Chapter_8:_Finale_(Part_2), & http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/NES_Godzilla_Creepypasta/Epilogue

NES Godzilla by Cosbydaf (Finale)

Warning: This Creepypasta is Extrodinarily Strange! We finally return to the Dogscape in multiple logs and different perspectives of this strange and terrifying world.

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj_XPQ9rGvs

Read along! The story can be found here: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Dogscape

Creepypasta Storytime (Disc 11)

Tales from the Dogscape

In B4 the Do You Know De Wai memes! Do you think the scariest monster is humanity?

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejltWjjObR0

Read along! The story can be found here: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Why_I_Became_an_Atheist

Creepypasta Storytime (Disc 12)

Why I Became an Atheist by RaydiantWon

(Moved to Spreaker! Stories will still pop up on here though! Thanks for listening and sweet dreams!)

The OFFICIAL Mr. Creepy Pasta's Creepypasta Storytime!

Support the Podcast here: https://ko-fi.com/mrcreepypasta

Hey there kids! It's me, Mr. Creepy Pasta! And I think I might have found a new way to bring Creepypasta stories from the deep dark stones of the crypt and right to the ear balls in your head. If you're as excited as I am to hear a good story of terror and fear as I am then give me a subscription, hide under your blanket, and prepare yourself for some sweet dreams. 

Creepypasta Storytime is a collection of some of the most horrifying (and occasionally funny) stories, or Creepypastas, that the internet has to offer and narrated to you by the Blue Man himself. The podcast is taken directly from the YouTube Channel of the same name and is always open to suggestions for new stories and submissions from you. mrcreepypasta@gmail.com

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