"Here at Distant Signals Laboratories, we are excited to present our recent discovery of an exoplanet with quite unusual gravitational properties. Lead scientist on the project, boxofbox, has obtained a gravimetric recording for analysis and reports their findings below:

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In March 2023, our Advanced LIGO detectors were able to hear a planetoid body in the star system Phustrus, 2.7 Gpc, Earth relative. The planetoid, hereafter deemed Aephus.5722.27a appears to be near the Roche limit with its star and the system also possesses a rapid, secondary, 0.5-hourly orbit around a nearby black hole, NGX-HL 3777. Over time this binary system has apparently forced the planetoid’s bulk into a bi-lobular conical form (confirmed by Vortex coronagraph), the most directly measurable consequence of which is that Aephus.5722.27a possesses multiple meta-stable gravitational norms. We hypothesize from the obtained recording that the beings of Aephus are attuned to this multiples-of-gravity effect as evidenced by the musical artifact extracted from the LIGO recording, as this “music” appears to express simultaneous, approximately integer-multiple, polyrhythmic tempos (61.1±10g, 90±5.2g, & 180±12.7g are the three most significant and consistently detectable of these quasi-static gravities) .

There appears to be some periodic (perhaps anxious) temporal dissonances (we’ve termed this ‘almost-clangs’) indicated by moments where the metastable time slips, degrades, and recalibration occurs in the recording. We hypothesize that this has to do with the difficulty in maintaining a planet-wide clock and rhythm synchronization with the relativistic effects. Alternatively, this could be a result of large scale gravitational fluctuations due to changes in angular momentum given the measured axial precession wobble.


During rare moments in its dual orbit, Aephus.5722.27a is at apogee with both NGX-HL 3777 and Phustrus; here we calculate an overall period of planetary “weightlessness” as the gravity goes below detectable levels during these periods. This has been difficult for us to precisely measure as it nearly always coincides with an Earth-NGX/Aephus syzygy, introducing significant gravitational distortional that temporarily blocks our detector. Yet finally, we are fortunate with this latest recording, as we were able to capture the onset of one of these events; the sudden breakdown of any discernible temporal consistency near the end of the recording seems to correspond to this event. A list of all our extracted measurements is provided in the tracklist appendix."

@boxofbox
IG: @boxofbox

boxofbox is an artist/scientist/engineer working on bioelectrical systems, adaptive signal processing, and the fundamental physics of rump-shaking. A long-time giver to the US underground rave scene as a dancer and afterparty DJ, they are known for their genre-slippy, psychedelic, qu-ear'd sonics, and a passion for longish sets. They can frequently be found in the form of a tender and weird light in chatty internet corners or as a sweat-drenched, grinning pumpkin, smack dab in the middle of the closest dancefloor.

Distant Signals 018: boxofbox

DJ and producer Ehua smashes the next OK submission with a 100% production mix comprised mainly of unreleased and never-heard-before original music. Deep bass soaked textures, eratic yet seamless, this mix spans tempos and weaves fragments of techno, dancehall and experimental hip hop. 


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Italian-Ivorian producer and DJ Ehua has been making waves since the release of her 2018 debut EP, ‘Diplozoon’ on Femme Culture. She’s since remixed records for Ninja Tune, played at some of Europe’s most iconic festivals and recently started a residency at Rinse FM, where she explores the percussion-influenced realms of experimental techno each month.

Her most recent releases include ‘Clouds’ EP [3024], ‘Aquamarine’ via Nervous Horizon, an EP inspired by both the colour and motion of water, ‘Venom’, single part of Cutcross’s V/A CXT003 ‘With The Pulse’,
‘Helios’ on Fabric Presents Leon Vynehall and ‘Deepstaria’ via Nervous Horizon latest compilation NH

V/A Vol. 4.

Away from club music, Ehua also retains a life-long interest in the arts and has composed various soundtracks for short and feature films, as well as for artistic performances. Ehua is part of GRIOT — a collective and influential online media hub based in Italy focusing on arts from Africa and its diaspora.

Follow: @ehuamusic
Instagram: @ehuamusic

OK014 - Ehua

Ben Sleia doesn't joke around on the latest BODY MIX. Combining breakneck rhythms, grimey bass and transcendental melodies. 

Raise your gun fingers as this French-born, Berlin based DJ deftly blends footwork, rave, speed garage & more. With regular radio show BRUITS on community conscious station Refuge Worldwide, Hör and appearances with the most heartwarming Berlin crew Awkwardly Social, this talented and fearless DJ delivers the freshest cuts in the most heart-starting packages. 

Perfect for the gym or the dancefloor, enjoy this powerful hour and a half of dope craziness by @bensleia

BODY MIX 016 | Ben Sleia

Kindergarten family classic b2b2b2b session.

http://www.instagram.com/kindergarten_ny

Kindergarten with Ayesha b2b Drummy b2b Ma Sha b2b Sobolik @ The Lot Radio 07-15-2023

Launched over ten years ago, SeekSickSound is first and foremost a webzine dedicated to electronic music, from bass music to ambient, from 85 to 170BPM. Their monthly show showcases this musical vision by offering a selection hosted by Background, alternating between SSS residents, guests from their events, and artists highlighted on their website.

Tune in for Seek Sick Sound every 4th Sunday of the month from 00h to 02h [CET] on rinse.fr

Rinse France Podcast

SeekSickSound avec Dougie Jones - 23 Juillet 2023

Radio Mumdance / Season Three / Episode Twenty One 🌐

MD with Galaxian

Broadcasting LIVE every Wednesday 7pm - 9pm BST via

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Join the Discord community for shout outs & cool music discussion:

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Radio Mumdance is a free service - If you are a regular listener, please consider becoming a supporter

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Your support will keep the service alive & free for the wider community 🏆

there are also a number of supporter benefits

- Monthly Patreon-only show 
- Downloads of entire Mumdance mix archive 2007 - 2023 
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Proceeds will go towards monthly streaming and website costs, studio time, paying our graphic designer and most importantly, supporting artists through purchasing new music off Bandcamp

Radio Mumdance - Season 03

Radio Mumdance - S3 - E21 - MD With Galaxian - 26 July 2023

Rinse FM Podcast

Marital Aid with DJ Bus Replacement Service & Surgeon - 21 July 2023

Join us for a rhythmic journey as Drumskull presents 'Accelerate', a 90-minute exploration through rapid-fire breaks, dynamic bass, and raw energy, connecting past sounds to future beats. Each episode, Drumskull invites a guest artist to explore the faster corners of their music collection, with a pulse-pounding rule: a minimum tempo of 160bpm. In this episode, hold tight as we welcome Flore, ready to join Drumskull in this high-octane voyage through tempo and rhythm.

Flore:
https://soundcloud.com/flore
https://instagram.com/floremusic
https://linktr.ee/FloreMusic

Drumskull:
https://soundcloud.com/drumskull_music
https://instagram.com/drumskull_must_die
https://facebook.com/drumskullmusic
https://twitter.com/Drumskull_
https://linktr.ee/drumskull

For more shows: https://soundcloud.com/threadsradio ~ Listen live: www.threadsradio.com

Accelerate w/ Drumskull & Flore (*Waltham Forest) - 01-Aug-23

Radio Mumdance / Season Three / Episode Twenty Four 🌐

The Penultimate Episode 

Two & a half hours of power >>

Broadcasting LIVE every Wednesday 7pm - 9pm BST via

www.mumdance.com/radio

Join the Discord community for shout outs & cool music discussion:

discord.gg/WbQGTmrN3z

Radio Mumdance is a free service - If you are a regular listener, please consider becoming a supporter

www.patreon.com/mumdance

Your support will keep the service alive & free for the wider community 🏆

there are also a number of supporter benefits

- Monthly Patreon-only show 
- Downloads of entire Mumdance mix archive 2007 - 2023 
- Episode download & tracklist
- Shout out on the radio 
- Good Karma 🧘🏻‍♂️

Proceeds will go towards monthly streaming and website costs, studio time, paying our graphic designer and most importantly, supporting artists through purchasing new music off Bandcamp

Radio Mumdance - S3 - E24 - The Penultimate Show - 16 August 2023

Forward-thinking sounds from across the bass spectrum from NTS WIP artist re:ni and Timedance/Ilian Tape producer Laksa. 
https://www.nts.live/shows/relax-w-reni/episodes/relax-w-reni-20th-august-2023

re:lax w/ re:ni & laksa 200823

NVST is back on the airwaves of Rinse for the usual easy ride over her last treasure hunts.