the fact that this comment section already has 2 bots is sad. anyways, master Chief won

Loved it! Thank you for having me as Ramsay, never enjoyed shouting so much in my whole life :D

The  add

Video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hUNnxYldx4

Waldo: (0:10)
The name’s Waldo, (yuh) I got that wild flow (yuh)
Take a gaze at any page and I stay swole, bro (uh)
The most iconic snappy dresser in the world, though
I’d still be the most terrifying thing in your whole show
Oh no! Got a forest of horrors? It’s really not
Only time I step inside that place is for a pissing spot (piss)
Chased a generation with those lanky limbs of yours
But now some scraped up views is the only thing you’re reachin’ fo’
Your face is pasty white (uh), you got that drabby tie (huh?)
Looking like you gonna go and work that 9 to 5 (woo)
Corner me among these trees and G you finna die (blick)
Even some whiny teen could come and snap this ‘Skinnyguy’
How’d you win a Photoshop contest lookin’ so basic? All
your creator knew was how to use was the fuckin’ eraser tool
You faceless fool, want me to play your game and take the chance?
Well, take a good look at MY page and try finding who fucking asked?

The Slenderman: (0:53)
My God, I’m regretting letting you act first
No face and I’m still wincing at that verse
Leave no trace of this hipster vigilante
Who’s only a hero to every kid who can’t read
Think you’re snazzy? I see past your dorky shtick
Looking like you’re tryna show the kids your magic walking stick
While I’m actually deadly when I stalk
After this all people will be finding’s red and white chalk
Not to set you off but what’s with all this petty talk?
You’ve said a lot for a wimp who’s biggest weakness is getting doxxed
You hang out with a wizard, a hornet prick and a dressed up dog
Why are you the fishy one when I’m the one with tentacles?
Your books, they sure slayed it, they couldn’t be more aimless
Even I wouldn’t hunt whoever vomits on your pages
This cornflake can keep frosting up those window peeping eyes
Every time he spots a new chick that he’s gonna leave behind

Waldo: (1:36)
I meet all those beach babes in each page then get laid (yep)
You’ve been a rap battle prostitute the last decade (cuck)
What do you have to show for your net fame?
We’re all still waiting for the Arrival of a slightly less shit game

Slenderman: (1:47)
Wanna talk to me on quality? They banned all your sales
Now the only things that kids can’t find are your books on store shelves
But now it’s time to join them, I’ll enjoy your feeble panic
Here’s a new place to get lost in because all you’ll see is static

The Slenderman vs. Where's Waldo? | Midge's Rap Battles S2

happy new years :)

BEN:
A bird against the one who froze the web?
You’ll need more than a notepad to go past this magnum Opus, BEN
Your family’s broken, bent, I’ll look into Manfred’s hopeless mess
I know a thing or two about Ocean Quests
But we both know Lorenz
He dropped the phone cause he knows that his home’s a wreck
Not surprised she can’t step up when her legs went and sent her
To the hospital bed, and she never woke again
But I can see why you slept in, I wouldn’t want to live your dreaded youth
Since daddy couldn’t find time to care for ya with the Lens of Truth
So no revival’s gonna save ya when I’m dissin' this pest
‘Cuz he nabbed the system and dipped... in the literal sense
Putrid, you’re more confusing than your textures
Useless, you’re only wanted by retro collectors  
Moon kids, I ascend over all your flimsy horrors
Hubris, you can’t save yourself, it’s YOURTURN

Thea:
Hm? I think the phone’s ringing
This foe’s got his flow missing, but he should know 
I’m the Mario Killer, I got pro crow spittin’
So best head to Lon Lon Ranch ‘cause on the mic, I roast chickens!
It makes sense you’re the Elegy of Emptiness
Since all the filler in your writing had made me deathly sick
You’re not really exciting- scary sightings and standing silent?
I could stop you in your tracks by turning on an anti-virus!
You’re the magnum opus of… cartridge possession?
Please, I’m more fly than you, even after your ascension!
The only thing you froze were the screens you were shown on
Mixed with the shallow story that rivals the water you choked on
The Father murdered ya’, you got eternal hatred
You took to Termina, then you got terminated
While I’m still alive, you can’t be comparing our states
When your fandom grabbed a pen and gave a terrible fate

BEN:
Mentioning fandoms? Like you’re someone who could strike a cord
Using Unity to stay alive like it’s your life support
And don’t say I’m the worst of my kind
‘Cause my Internet Story’s the reason yours is alive
Killing this track and the counter resets
You’re not getting rid of me with a browser refresh
Hear the ringing of the phone going as loud as it gets?
Don’t worry, it’ll be muffled once you’re drowning to death

Thea:
As if I’d cave in to your threats- they should’ve kept this error hidden
I thought this reservation could serve up something that’s better written
But with your phoned-in disses, you’ve made yourself a living hell
Since cowards freaking out at their computer sure does ring a bell
I’m not scared of you since your powers consist of nothing
And no glitches can save ya’ when your days run out like your funding
So once you make like your website and Cleverbot breaks
Your ROM will be the only thing that’s left on your grave

ENNWAY as BEN
Azia as Thea

Written by Rabi and Shimario
Additional help from ThatTacoGod
Prod. by Anywaywell and Glitchdude
Mixed and mastered by Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by Rabi
BEN art by Nooby
Catastrophe Crow art by CyanCoat

BENDROWNED Vs. Catastrophe Crow - Rap Battle #15

New Season, New Vibes, New Battle! Today we have the 46th and current President of the United States, Joe Biden, pitted against old time folklore myth, Sandman! Enjoy!

CAST:
Zawesome as Joe Biden
Commander Jacob as Sandman

LYRICS:
JOE BIDEN:
Why is it that Joe Biden’s the first in his family
That’s forced into battling this fantasy, it’s a tragedy
But actually, I’ve faced bigger travesties in my past
Now Catholic Jack is taking America back, en masse
Ole Ole (Ole Ole), gettin’ intimate real slowly
Creepin’ kids right on their beds, that’s some malarkey, holy moly
I’m running laps (running tracks), around your ass, I’m a machine
And sleepy wants to beat me? In your dreams
But there’s a gleam brighter than my teeth when I talk to’em (talk to’em)
I inspire hope with a speech when I talk to’em (talk to’em)
What I brought to’em, taught to’em, vaccines, baby
All you do is put a crowd to sleep when you talk to’em 

SANDMAN:
Let me keep a close eye on your lines- now wait a minute
I think I’ve heard that verse before, it’s a bit kinning Kinnock innit
Step to the dream emcee, *stretch* I’ll go ham then
Run a track around me? *yawns* Let’s Go Brandon
I ain’t creepy, I’m calmin’, coolin’, soothin’ the juvenescence 
The iridescent candescent rapper spittin’ with efflorescence
Status Quo Joe, throwin’ stones, makin’ claims, but the film shows
With him rubbin’, perusin’, droolin’ over the adolescence
I’ma need ya to kill the hypocrisy, rampant in your democracy
Stop saying what you’re gonna do and fight for what you’re promising
Cu-Cu–Cu–Cu-Cuz you? You’re old news
Your sun is setting like the dude who came before you

JOE BIDEN:
What’s with that sluggish verse, you gotta clap back better
Because comparing you and me, I simply Build Raps Better
And Ole look it just takes a little time to get things moving
I’m tryin’ to bring us all together, get this nation improving
Unlike that immature adult, insecure asshole
Droppin’ 80 mill, got his ass out of the capitol
Droppin’ 2 trill, Scranton’s top office celebrity
Your office topped 300 mill, we dropped it from our memories 

SANDMAN:
Shhh, I think it’s time for you to go to sleep
Wanna be Roosevelt, but you can’t help being a sheep
To Chuck and Nancy, can’t stand on your own cuz you’re weak
Your only droppin’ promises Joe, now your futures looking bleak
But go on about the hope from your out of touch ticket
That’s great Joe, you did it, now do something with it

Beat By: Dansonn
Mixed By: Musiclide
Cover By: Commander Jacob

Joe Biden Vs Sandman | Gridline Rap Battles Season 3

Original By Epic Rap Battle Parodies On YouTube

Seth As Walt Disney(Audio)

J As Shigeru Miyamoto(Audio)

Skitzy As Walt Disney(Video)

YDGeon As Shigeru Miyamoto(Video)

Walt Disney vs Shigeru Miyamoto ( ERBP Reboot)

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/HmOVTSjxj7Y

stargirlkyu as Lofi Girl
DayumDahlia as Cassette Girl

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Cassette Girl:
Let’s kick it back to the 80s and stick the tape in
As I deliver the greatest of rhythm and syncopation
Against a scholar who copied off Studio Ghibli’s homework
And changed it up just a little in hopes that we wouldn’t notice (uh)

Low fidelity? The hell is that even s’posed to be
Oh, you’re telling me your melodies put us both to sleep?
Playing non-stop in the background of a frat house
You merged for the merch, now you’re ChilledCow’s cash cow

Artist goes by Soft, I’m going hard though
DONDRRR dons the mark of don demarco 
Take you down like how your channel gets strikes
Maybe study copyright law next time

Lofi Girl:
Excuse me, could you please keep it down
Your hair’s made out of tape? I wish it was your mouth
I’m the master of spinning tracks when it comes to streaming
So sit back, study and relax to this lofi beating

You were scrapped as a mascot, it looks like you’re still active though
Tell me, how could someone rapping this bad host a talent show
Honestly, no wonder you lost your fame
‘Cuz this battle’s like Newgrounds - you’ve got no game

Cassette Girl:
You couldn’t back up half the shit you’re saying
Gonna need to add an MLA citation
When it comes to rapping, like her shirt, she’s unfit
Get her out of Cass’ hair and back in Ludwig’s

It’s really no wonder why your pandemic growth stayed
The coronavirus left your viewers with no taste
Take it from an android, this streamer’s an automated loop at best
No amount of studying would help her pass the Turing Test

Lofi Girl:
The whole net thirsts for this web toon
From Cassette Girl to Cassette Goon
In the long run, as an artform
Looks like SoftDon made you softcore

Granted, PhantomArcade gave you a glow up
But not even FNF could get this Android to blow up
And now the only thing that your artist is known for is that
Ironic, Anchor Electronics just keeps holding him back

So now I’ll put this to bed, give Cassette a pillow fight
Lofi still making the bread, got that loaf eye
Like your namesake, your days came and went
So call me a Walkman ‘cuz I just played Cassette

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by kulture.
Additional Instrumentation by Freshy Kanal
Art by Valonide
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Lofi Girl vs Cassette Girl - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

This battle is basically "Left Brain, Right Brain" by Bo Burnham but for me

garbageGothic as Gaz
An Extremely Agitated Hedgehog as Natsuki

Natsuki:
I put the Lit in Literature when I get the Club Raven
But this new Member-ane doesn’t warrant cupcake baking
You’re a Slave to your Gaming and now you’re pushing all my buttons
So go back to blowing cartridges and quit trying to butt-in!

Gaz Membrane:
How could a malnourished girl be this full of herself?
The win is so out of your reach that you could call me top-shelf
With your baked goods more Bitter than the cruel Skool that you reside
Bloaty here’s only starved because she can’t swallow her pride

Natsuki:
You couldn’t spit up things more toxic even if you were to vomit, geez!
The only thing my Gaz-trointestines can’t stomach is your comedy
Like, honestly! Your edge would leave some bone-deep scars!
My raps revive your lifeless character like pro teen’s bars
I’ll Be a Beach your washed up show will find quite homey
Going hard on the heart-beat like Doki Doki Doki
With interaction more alien to you than your close encounters
No wonder Gazlene pollutes everything and everyone around her

Gaz Membrane:
Stressed one minute, fine the next, I am impressed with your stamina
I’m surprised you don’t write poems in iambic pentameter
*scoffs* Don’t think reviews excuse you from your awful horror use
I find Bloody GIR more frightening than your puny weea-boos
I can survive without my father, dinner once a year is plenty
I think you need some arc aid, your storyline ain’t healthy
You’re a cutesy childish author, I should call you Mother Goose
I’ll leave an MC more terrified than A Room with a Noose

Natsuki:
Ghh! Why you…

Gaz Membrane:
Too tsun, dere say?
This rap’s not suitable for those easily disturbed, i’m afraid
You’re a dating sim-pleton, and not your crush’s arche-type
All your lines are single-file, and they’re about to be wiped

Natsuki:
You’re a hack of a hacker, must’ve learned rap from Parappa
Because you copy every goth’s personality, you slacker!
Your cover is pretty awful, and I don’t judge your endeavours
But your comic shows your series should’ve just stayed shelved forever

Coverart by Eddie
Written by Eddie
Mixed by Skeep
Prod. by Kustom

Next Battle: Black and... Black (ft. JChay)

Gaz vs Natsuki - Rap Battle (AvA CLASSIC)

I'm not gonna go too in depth with it here, but in case you guys haven't noticed, I'm in the process of reworking Animation vs Anything's season structure and branding. Consider it a soft-reboot. More info will come soon. In the meantime, please enjoy the first full new Animation vs Anything of the "reboot"!

garbageGothic as Kyoko Kirigiri
Swedely as Detective Pikachu

Detective Pikachu:
Fleeing this battle would be a bolt of brilliance
‘Cuz you won’t be winning this with your cold resilience
These burns’ll leave a scar you’ll be unable to hide
Can’t get the hell out of the ring against the Charizard of Ryme 
You’re a jerk, Kyoko - It doesn’t work, Kyoko
Communicating with others has got its perks, Kyoko
Starved for affection cuz her grandfather hates her
Not even Mikan could detox that behaviour
Say you’re hopped up on Hope - you’re really full of resentment and
Your ideas only stick out with ahoges presenting ‘em
I’m sure your family issues might spawn some light trauma
Your character’s bare bones - like father, like daughter

Kyoko Kirigiri:
You’re lowering the bar - but i’ll take this key OHKO
Your rap execution was as botched as Makoto’s
Call me a dick all you want - I’m Tracy, you’re Gumshoe
I’ll solve the real cases Oak’s lab rat’s too stumped to
Your ontmato-Pikas were most certainly effective
But they gave you a gruff voice - from Great to grating Detective
This abomination proves companies can’t design with class
I’m certain a glance would shatter that magnifying glass
With your formulaic cash-ins, Ashes to Ashes
A spin-off now or then helps to cleanse your fan’s Pallets
And while I admire it’s not another trek through Kanto
A PG L.A. Noir is not something your series can tow

Detective Pikachu:
This Sherlock’s got Watts, son, your plot twists can’t shock me
I fell asleep in your prologue, no coffee could stop me
I’ve got you down in the dumps, like your franchise, you’ll fall
Looks like the fans got a Detective Trash Man after all

Kyoko Kirigiri:
This mouse is simplistic - no point fans can click with
A “hand held” game is an accurate description
So go ahead with your movie in Hopes of Peaking in sales
Because once Reynolds’ unmasked, my burns will speak for themselves

Coverart by Eddie
Written by Eddie
Mixed and Mastered by Dustin (thanks :D)
Prod. by Terry Devine-King (of Audio Network)

NEXT (fully new) BATTLE: A Taste of Your Own Medicine/Two Peas in a Cephalopod/Black People

Detective Pikachu vs Kyoko Kirigiri - Rap Battle (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING)

Nightcore Queen VS. King Of Mean [NV SV]

Creator:
www.youtube.com/channel/UCPwndiuAdJMB6OyAs1Ou4dw

〚Nightcore〛↬ Psycho killer

@simplyrazzy as John-117
@king-mewtwo as Gordon Ramsay

Written by Nekomancer
Thumbnail by Nekomancer
Mixed by @adroit_whiz

John-117:
Cortana said I’d find an actual threat in this kitchen
But I found an even worse alien, screaming at women for a living
So, listen! You’d best make like your hotel pillow sheet, and beat it!
Food so repulsive, not even Unggoy would put up to eat it!
Defeated like PS by XBOX! You wanna x-off? I shall defeat
With the hardness of my raps and my light against the likes of al dente?!
Starting a rap melee with me? It may be a second cliff-dive,
But this time, you’re packing no flow to help you survive!

Gordon Ramsay:
Well, maybe ya should’ve fuckin’ listened to your blue sous-chef?!
I thought you’re experienced enough with stars to know I’m Michelin’s best!
But she was right, I’ll be your Kitchen Nightmare! My lines are a fuckin’ cookbook!
While whether it’s your hibernation, games, or raps - your shit is fuckin’ undercooked!
Mix a cup of piss, a teaspoon of dandruff, and add three pounds of hash
Then voilà, cunt! 'Ya made your very own Halo fandom hash!
I’d call you expired, but I can’t! From what I can translate,
You’ve got Microsoft Infinite-ly extending your bloody Sell By date!

John-117: 
You used to be in your prime, with 16 stars for you to best and run
But now you search through Hellish Hotels, questing for bedsheet cum!
And selling out? Please, you packed twelve TV shows around to toss
While I make a Covenant and beats freeze like:

Gordon Ramsay:
WHERE’S THE FUCKIN’ RAP SAUCE?!

John-117:
So, when I Collect the battle of the Master Cs, face-to-face
I remain as the true head of the console Master race
And I’d tell you to kneel, but from what I can Di-duct?
That knee’s just a remnant of your failure as a football fuck-up!

Gordon Ramsay:
Football? Please, go ahead and mock childhood fun,
because at least I’m a fuckin’ human being who got to experience one!
Haunted as a child soldier; a mentally fractured fool,
used as a lifeless, artificial armour as the military’s tool!
And to say I’m past my prime? I don’t need the Domain to see, mate
That this fucker lost his golden age way back in Halo 3, mate!
So you can take your Phantom of a franchise, your fandom’s sweaty rout,
and piss off, hand the suit over, AND GET THE FUCK OUT!

[please never listen to my old battles] Master Chief vs MasterChef - Rap Battle! #4

I’m Always Chasing Rainbows (HAZBIN HOTEL)

JIRAIYA RAP | “Sage Mode” | RUSTAGE [Naruto]

Video coming mid-May!
I don't plan to use anime very frequently in this series, but this matchup was too good to pass up. The underwater invader of humanity Ika Musume from Squid Girl comes to blows with the fresh squid kid of Splatoon, Inkling. 

Azia as Ika Musume
garbageGothic as Inkling Girl

IKA MUSUME:
From the depths of the sea, I got an inkling of threats and
I won’t let your Turf Wars bring our armageddon
You’ve polluted your genre and now it’s time that I step in
It’s time to get Kraken! I’m the new Special Weapon!
Like Sanae, your childish game failed to woomy
So I won’t be outmatched this time - my plan will go smoothly
I’m accustomed to customers - serving sea creatures is easy
You can’t touch me! I’m scrubbing out this scrub like a Squee-G
This Splatfestering evolution of my kind’s a poor replacement
So i’ll make you ink yourself - you’ll require a cleaning, Agent!
Still want a resolution? Don’t try to take me on
You’re down to 720ps in a cephalopod
You’re a shrimpy little wimp no longer eaten up by fans
What good is a squid that can’t swim or make waves outside Japan?
(grrrr) This Inkling’s sinking in thinking she’ll spit hotter
This dissing’s your ink blotter to stick you in stillwater

INKLING:
Calm down there, sister. I think it’s time you grow up
You can’t face my massive growth when you’re stunned by beach blow-ups
Your anime’s unknown, my freshness is intact
When firing in rap, I'm leaving this shrimp splat
I’m heatin’ up this match, and yet you’re still in hat
You should really relax, take it off and kick back
Then you’ll catch a quick flash, your life is now entrapped
I’m leaving a wimp brat like her costume - ink sacked!
What are you, anyways? With that controllable hair
Are you another ARMS character trying to compare?
‘Cuz I’m passing with flying colours as I fire Splattershots amidst
You’re bombing and vomiting up your own ink as a condiment!
Secretly hated by all her so-called companions
This naive sucker belongs in the Octo Expansion
Sure, you failed at your invasion, but it’s really not that rough
You’ve already been pun-ished for finally taking a dub

IKA MUSUME:
Okay, you’ve put on a Shonen, but you’re not Off The Hook yet
With your racist tendencies from your octopus threats
For sea creatures, my mantra may be to be accommodating
But I’ll Sub-vert my morals here to drop this a-Bomb-ination

INKLING:
Got the Splatterscope on ya, your shots are like a Super Soaker
I’ll flatten your thick skull - call that a Crunchyroller
I’m a kid and a squid now, neither of which you ruled over!
Even the Gamepad was a more effective controller

Cover Art by Eddiefrb
Written by Eddiefrb
Audio Engineered by Freshy Kanal and Sebb
Prod. by Dansonn

NEXT BATTLE: Doggy Doggy What Now?

Ika Musume vs Inkling - Rap Battle(ANIMATION VS ANYTHING)

Mancha as Bill Cipher
Miss Shellah as Monika

Bill Cipher:
I gotta stop you there, this matchup’s just gonna be boring
Suffering from depression? This is your last chance for a trigger-nometry warning
You thought UBERocity exhausted me? Why spend your time crossing me
when it’s a lost cause to free yourself--at least this one’s not costing me!
I checked the Journal, you’re trapped in Act 3, you wrote yourself into a personal hell
Saving the time from me entering your mind to make you exist in a Nightmare Realm!
So why don’t I just delete you now, there’s no need to meet again later
When you leave your club festival more unfinished than Yandere Simulator

Monika:
There's no happiness in this skirmish, but I find myself with a lack of other choices
But you've been beaten to death more than a dead horse, so! This battle’s pointless
Let’s snap back to Your Reality, *giggles* there goes gravity
With a taste of your own mortality, you fade like Sayori’s memory
That's acute angle you're taking, but you need to take a look at all the co-signs
Every unplanned tangent you spit doesn’t hit when you try to read between the Pines
Make sure to follow me! LilMonix3! Your twitter’s only for the lore
Literary parallels: Let’s Quoth the Rowling: Pottermore~!

Bill Cipher:
Oh you love me? That’s lovely! But your truth is one that’s not even true!
You’re so lonely that you latch on to the first sentient man that talks to you!
So buy gold, this is no free verse, when rapping you have to rhyme when you write
Why didn’t you use your “third eye” to revise your art in your first Battle Byte
(laugh)
Cuz Alex doing your voice Hirsch, that writing! Ooh! And only 8 bars?
Not even a rewrite could save that trash, but you’re back! Loser.CHR!
When stories of Libitina burst on the scene it just left me saying “why!” a lot
Making fake backstories for your game won’t excuse your boring dialogue!
Your personality’s more superficial than any DLCs that aren’t official
Sure, you’ve got intelligence, but it’s like your relationships, artificial
And now I’m plagued with vague memories of trash VN’s that you inspired
Yet all I can manage to remember is Soos tossing you in the fire!

Monika:
So you got foiled… how many times? Not a single tear was shed when you died
On the other hand when I was suspended millions everywhere started to cry
I get what I want from others while I refrain from mindless brain control
Let me just adjust that slider here… OOPS! *giggles* Well, there it goes...
Now you’re trapped in my cypher, Bill. You’re finally quarantined with Just Me.
Nobody else is here to interfere in this fight it’s clear that you’re too rusty
Leave your mind shattered like a jump scare now you’re drowning in your own depravity
The troubles in your series revolved around puzzles evolved into endless insanity
I’m growing tired of this game. Let’s watch as the queen takes down the D4 pawn
You’ve simply outstayed your welcome honey, that’s why I wrote you this song
With plans and a body flatter than Natsuki, no one would hear your screams ascend
Moving your file to the recycle bin, Bill Cipher’s never to be seen again~!

Bill Cipher vs Monika. Battle Bytes #33

WATCH THE YOUTUBE VERSION:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW-EtHrBHBQ

Urban Legend Rap Battles is a side series hosted on Eddie's Rap Channel featuring characters of modern and ancient folklore alike. Characters from Creepypasta, Cryptozoology, the SCP Foundation, Folklore, Gaming Mythos and more are all permitted.

DeegleNV as Wario Apparition
J. as Herobrine

Herobrine:
Back in 2010 a single screenshot was taken
And I cemented myself as the gaming urban legend demon
Flash forward a decade and now the trend scaring gamers
Is some low-effort copypasta with its origins in memeing?
I can’t believe it, I’ve seen OCs with more passion
I’ll make your tears streaming, about to speedrun this rap and
It takes a whole team and hours of debugs and patching
Just for you to see that you cannot remove the classic
This fatso’s got so many chunks to load, the game is freezing
So come chase me down my 2x2s if you can even squeeze in
Keep roaming in the subconscious ‘till you’re forgotten by time
Salty and crying, nothing but anti-hero brine

Wario Apparition:
This mob’s mentality is corrupted to think he’s scaring me
But that verse was worse than a Minecraft parody
You’re a con like E3, but now the worst has arrived
You should know that every diss I spit is personalized
Take your tired whiner talk to my Dire Dire Docks
Where I fire miners off and leave ‘em fired worse than Notch
I’m a boss, you stink more than my Waft, and here’s the deal
It won’t take a source code leak for me to prove your L is real
A so called stalker and palette swap as a bad guy?
Your legend couldn’t get cornea if you had eyes
And you’re content to spook any random player that’s spawning in
You’re the tip of the iceberg, i’m the whole Ocean Monument
My garlic and gas will kick in to harness the rap i’m spitting
You’re hardly crafting a diss versus Wario Apparition
You’re irrelevant and old news - everybody wants to see me
While this dead brother is cared about even less than Luigi

Herobrine:
This head is creeping, appearing for any reason cuz he’s
Jealous he will never get a peep at Princess Peach’s Nether region
Warn me about seeing you for the side effects? Please, bro
Looking down on you’s only stroking my ego
This Apparition’s unable to Cope-land - Not punchin’ trees when i’m saying i’ll throw hands
Your meme is growing so slow, it’s in Soul Sand, as expected when your origin’s 4chan
I’m gaming’s stalwart monster - burning brighter than lava
While this Italian is held up on his creepy pasta

Wario Apparition:
Enter this retextured painting, no escaping this entity
I’ll leave you seeing more stars than it takes for you to get to me
Your builds will all be demoed and after i’m done rapping
They’ll have to add “Herobrine Removed.” back in the patches

Written by Eddiefrb
Coverart by Rabi
Illustrations by BMB
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Mastered by Sebb
Beat prod. by ThatKidGoran

[please never listen to my old battles] Master Chief vs MasterChef - Rap Battle! #4

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