Love it, thank you for having me and letting me mix!

Thanks for having me, this turned out fantastic!

YO YOU GUYS DID GREAT!!! EVAN AND ADROIT WERE UNEXPECTED BUT THEY NAILED IT!!!! YOU AND VLAD DID AMAZING!!!!! if i had to say who would have won it would be jack the ripper

"It's Eyeless Jack here"...........................................why does that sound so familiar

Adroit could’ve been better emotion wise, but great battle nonetheless! Very interesting concept having Zodiac and Eyeless Jack be on a team with Ripper and Jeff respectively.

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uW2qS6TadHZVvUhBxf6YYNLNmYmdaa50V8YuwpkaC0Q/edit
MetaMachine as Papyrus
Azia as Sayori
Mancha as Sans (cameo)
Written by by MetaMachine and GamingPlush64
Additional help by King Mewtwo and MaxStar6
Beat by Tristan on the Track
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Thumbnail by Rabi
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Pets with personalities"
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Bare your fangs"

Papyrus vs. Sayori

In today's OVARB we got two men who are known for their cooking and for their failed attempts at love. Sanji from One Piece and Brock from Pokemon. Hope you enjoy the battle.

Sanji: Eric The Audible

Brock: RaccoonBroVA

Prod: Ihaksi

Mixed by: Zagranis

Sanji:
When I start cooking the beat, my flows nuts
I don’t expect fine cuisine from you
You can’t separate rice balls from donuts
So you couldn’t serve my misfit crew!
Equipped with heat and I ain’t talkin kicks
Your pops a deadbeat with a family of hicks
From a shitty city made for 10 year olds to beat
Where a Sprinkler leaves your pathetic ass in defeat
I’m loyal to my lovely Robin and Nami-swan!
Get your rocks off for any Nurse that you stumble upon
Part of the Monster Trio, you’re Ash's sidekick
2nd to his side chick, you’ll need a med kit for my wide kick!

Brock:
Spend your days on the sea and got no flow
X marks the spot on this bitch, check the Gameboy pose
You thirst on Nami, but yo you should get a clue
She ignores you so much your balls are the All Blue
Yeah you quick on your feet yet as it stands
None of your punchlines land; you can't throw hands!
If that wanted poster is anything I should go by
Ya got no right to disrespect Okama queens my guy!
Parading yourself around as some suave casanova
You aren’t even hot enough to be a Supernova
Been rejected over and over, but I’m still hoping
4Kids gave ya that ‘pop as a way of coping!

Sanji:
*Lights and smokes a cigarette* Well Brock..
Now what has less spice? Your food or rhymes?
Your verse is like your mug; nothing but flat lines
Little dweebs are enough to give you an earful
I get it: We see pretty ladies and get cheerful
One may get interested, but their hearts sunk
When they see you get handed by Croagunk
I’d rather starve again and face more shipwrecks
Then hear your tangents about Pokemon sex!
That dumbass mosshead gives me a better fight
Unova’s mosshead straight up took your spotlight
Tracy was far more chivalrous and useful too
Makes me wonder what Olivia sees in you!

Brock:
Protecting people is hard, I know you’re trying man
Here’s something to wipe the tears: My drying pan!
Makin ya bleed more than a whole sea of Mermaids
Something Chopper couldn’t fix up with first aid!
You dissed my fam which is ironic since
You’re an abused defect formerly known as Prince
While you got a Triclops, I’m surrounded by nurses
Had smoother words with your clogged up sinuses 
People see you serving and wanna leave in a hurry
Zeff would rather eat his other leg than your curry!
If I wanted to see the results that your cooking gave
Then I’d take a stroll over to your mother's grave!

Written by MetalFire and Dusk

Sanji Vs Brock- OVARB (ANIME RAP BATTLES BONUS)

This was originally gonna be the season 3 finale for ERBOC, but then it got scrapped because the battle started sounding pretty shit and I had a better idea for the finale. So yeah, please don't ask me to release this as an official battle, 'cause I won't.

(P.S. This is a mix of the recorded audio and the flow test)

Old CN:
Fel as Dexter
Zack as Bloo
Matteo as Lazlo
Anthony as Ed

Old Nick:
Zander as Invader Zim
Froggy as Doug
Justin as Rocko
Zander P as Tommy Pickles

New CN:
Vincent as Finn the Human
Frenzy as Mordecai
Fel as Gumball
Matthew as Steven

New Nick:
Stofferex as Spongebob
Anthony as Fanboy
Zander P as Harvey Beaks
Zack as Sanjay

Disney Channel:
Anthony as Phineas
Frenzy as Dipper
Matthew as Wander
Leafy as Star Butterfly

Discovery Family Channel:
Lilly Leaf as Twilight Sparkle
Kimblems as Dan
Limonaire as Zoe Trent
Froggy as Lucky

Funimation:
Stofferex as Monkey D. Luffy
Vanilla Voices as Naruto
Froggy/Metal as Yugi/Yami
Liam as Edward Elric

Boomerang:
Zander as Tom
MaNCHA as Papa Smurf
Stofferex as Scooby-Doo
Ivo as Fred Flintstone

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1T2WMdRwoN0kgDazlR1bhd3_ALGzvWcvHG1UyMoXo0Fk/edit

Cartoon Network vs Nickelodeon. SCRAPPED Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons.

The psychotic fatty from South Park, takes on Beach City's champion, in this episode of WCRB.

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CREDITS

► Steven Universe and Peridot, voiced by
 Matthew Thomas (Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons)
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheCRBattles

► Eric Cartman, voiced by 
Mathew Swift

► Announcer, voiced by
Freshy Kanal
https://soundcloud.com/freshy-kanal

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Production

► Written by
Mathew Swift, Freshy Kanal, Dani Frias, Tv rap battles 

► Beat produced by
Kustom

► Edited by
????

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

Lyrics:

Steven: 
This Tiger Millionaire is about to make this fatso pay!
Because I'm a Crystal Gem, and I’m always here to save the day!
This cluster full of cheesy poofs is on the brink of insanity,
I heard that Jennifer Lopez could really come in ‘handy!’
You're just a fat Aquamarine, except more careless and vile!
My good deeds can't compare to your criminal file!
Your show is run-down, while Beach City’s still in business!
Because I got my friends, unlike your taco flavoured kisses!
 
Cartman: 
Your story’s nearly over, Steven, here’s your last hurrah!
Just like Yellow Diamond, RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!
It's not very wise for you to fight a raging masochist.
How can you even fight? You’re a mother-to-son pacifist!
Back off, you Crystal Jew, I’ll leave you Fractured But Whole!
If you're half-human, does it mean you only have half a soul?
Watch me spitting hotter, than when Satan came from Hell!
I lost all Faith + One in you, cause how the mighty fell!

Steven: 
Don't talk about my mother, tell that to your ‘fathers!’
This ain’t Casa Bonita, but you can still jump in the water!
This Meat Beat Maniac is just wasting his potential,
The way you treat your friends shows that now you’re completely mental!
Call me Chef, I’m cooking up all the comebacks for this kid,
Your rage can't compare to when Peridot blows her lid!
A show on Comedy Central? He looks more fitting in arts and crafts,
Go back to Cartmanland, and take this ‘coon back to the trash!

Cartman: 
You’re no longer Wanted, Clarence, oh, the irony!
It takes five fucking seasons to unravel your conspiracy.
Better get a Cookie Cat, you've ran out of fuel to fight,
Oh my god! You killed Kenny from your lack of shitty rhymes!
Even Butters makes a better Gem than this star child!
Your fanbase is atrocious, with all your Twitter suicides!
With Ronaldo holding more research, he’d make a better opponent than you!
I’ll take you back to Keystone, and give you bad reviews!

Steven Universe VS Eric Cartman - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One Finale

Hello, everybody! Welcome to the second X Rap Battle! Today, we have two wacky bug superheroes facing off in a battle of red vs blue...Spider-Man vs the Tick!

CAST:
FynnRedKirby as Spider-Man
Titanium1208 as The Tick

WRITERS:
Jughead Jay, MetaMachine, B O R K, and Psytube

LYRICS:

Spider-Man:
Time for my Spider-verse, I sense a bugbrain out of the blue,
Ultimate, Spectacular, Amazing! Uhh...what are you?
Spidey’s swinging into action, and atop this kiddie villain
I won’t be saving this baby from my verbal burning building!

The Tick:
(Spoon!)
Peter better Park it before he battles me,
Taking me in this match would be your most Amazing Fantasy!
No more wall-crawlin’, for even without Thanos’s Gauntlet,
I’ll leave you dissolving off worse than your third installment!
Lady Destiny foresees my win, she says you spit flawed rhymes
Your small spine is no fight, I’ve more strength in my jawline!
Ladybug here ain’t Miraculous, I’ll smack this pest a-cide!
A spider makes newspapers? You’re used to causing your own demise!

Spider-Man:
I’ll spit rough on a rip-off, who kicks butt to get his kicks off,
I’d rather stare at a clock than listen to what this Tick talks!
Wisecrackin' out bars; coming in gold every match and fight,
But I think you better wear-silver with that wacky battle cry!
Revived by Prime, but no delivery? No surprise your rapping bores,
Taking on giant morons like you’s what I’m Fantastic “Four”!
A bug-theme, a slick suit, looking for crimes to fight?
Doesn’t come off as a surprise, I guess Ticks are known to bite!

The Tick:
Oh, Spidey; like your verse, much of your franchise is forgettable,
Went from chasing criminals to dancing with goblins and tentacles! 
You’ve got me Ticked off; the King’s Pinned down the win in this bout,
No More awards since your spouse went down the water spout!

Thank you for watching! Stay tuned for the next X Rap Battle!
(Shoutout to Vladimyr P.)

Spider-Man vs. The Tick - X Rap Battle #2.

Merry christmas new years every one

garbageGothic as Olive the Other Reindeer
Eddie as Snoopy

Olive:
You’re just a typical dog, in more than one way black and white
Even with your BlueSky, you’re not the one here taking flight
How can you chant a rhyme shackled to pantomimes
Without coming up shorter than my transit time?
You’re skating on thin ice, not pulling enough weight to break it
I’m harder than a Martini, one root beer would leave you wasted
Better face it, Snoop Dogg - your specials are just padding
So I won’t need the Postman’s help to send Peanuts packing!

Snoopy:
Wow! Saving Christmas? You sleigh me thinking you’d pull it
I’m ‘bout to pick off Olive like a pizza down my gullet
The box office brought thoughts that you’d be a big hit
But doggone it, FOX trotted back to the Simpsons!
Watching your uncanny animation is a burden
When you said your owner’s Tim, I was moreso thinking Burton
Lock, Woodstock & barrel, a Baron you oughta fear
Shoot you down with less airtime than your special last year



Olive:
I’m the welcome Matt Groening, but new visitors don’t step on me
While every new reboot you have is stomping on your legacy
Joe Coal in your stocking - despite fans’ bold outcries
I’ll still get rid of this classic - Baby, It’s Cold Outside

Snoopy:
You wanna be a reindeer so bad? Well truly, that helps
You’ll bring more warmth to the world as a Lucy van Pelt
That flea’s affecting your hearing, so let me be the Old Yeller
You’re just FOX’s second barebones Santa’s Little Helper

Written by Eddie
Coverart by Eddie
Mixed by Dustin

Olive, the Other Reindeer vs Snoopy - Rap Battle (AvA: SHORTS)

Vladimyr P. as Jeff the Killer
Nekomancer as Jack the Ripper
Written by Nekomancer, Adroitwhiz, ColeDaCole, and Vladimyr P.
Chiseled by Adroitwhiz
Thumbnail by Nekomancer
Mixed by Vladimyr P.

Jeff the Killer:
It seems we’re Pole-ar opposites, Kosminski; while Im an unknown killer dissolved
youre a fraudulent synonym, overhyped with a mystery thats been solved!
I guess Leather Apron here confused the brothel for this battle track
This sloppy coward always hops away, like if his name was Spring-heeled Jack!
I take mom and Ripper apart, what makes you think I Wood not handle this?
When you couldnt hold a light to my flame if you jumped over your candlesticks?!
This pervert turns a prosti-to a corpse; Im sure youd letter (let her) burn “From Hell”
But I turn Whitechapel crimson without a need for one single yell

Jack the Ripper:
I already kill sex workers, why must I face ATTENTION whores this time?
Who would rather burn faces than face burns and deliver them in rhyme?
But if my sleep is what he wants, then Im afraid that wish cannot remain
Because the Ripper never rests when theres a new target to his name!
You would think that they could blink at another edgy cliche in the bin
But your emo fans come and fail to do so, like your eyelids
Yet now you stand alone, fading to the wiki as a relic
Lonesome and dead when your feelings are hurt.
Just like your parents.

Jeff the Killer:
Id adhere my own command; that verse really did make me snooze!
Youre all hung up on these girls but you should be hung from a noose
“Victorian” becomes an antonym; to this matchups gravity you were blind,
yet when it comes to sightless Jacks, we all would prefer my own kind!

Jack the Ripper:
I leave your sleepers to stay awake, preferring architectural Gothics
This blokes from suicidal 4chan macros, yet now Im the one truly toxic!
Yet if youre as angsty and cowardly as a REAL high schoolers brawl,
Then Ill make it even, pick up the phone mate;
Weve got better Killers on the call.

Adroit as Eyeless Jack
Evan as Zodiac Killer

Eyeless Jack:
Its Eyeless Jack here, but enough with introductions
Because Boxman's my target, and hes looking quite scrumptious
Crack Zodiac and his cyphers, one step forward and your turf breaks
Since youre the most pathetic threat to California since the earthquakes!
Im not usually one to play with my food, but youre tasteless
Dry and lacking every single flow… like your state is
Did this map get mirrored? Because, even when Eyeless, I see
This western Zodiacs not merely Cancer; he seems to be nought but a Monkey!

Zodiac Killer:
This is the Zodiac questioning: who am I against this time around?
So many cliches here, Im shocked he hasnt called this rhyme profound!
You couldnt Farraday in the Bay, only useful for organ harvestation
Went from sending letters to pulling numbers; you couldn't finish your operation
You just broke kid's knees and kidneys, holding no sort of a threat
While I killed dozens with this .45 while wielding twice the BPM!
Load up a bullet, unload on a bloke, there's no mercy cap to attacking back
We’re of different calibres--Zodiac: 38, Jack: jack.

Eyeless Jack:
A gunman Jacking people’s vehicles thinks he’s unique in landing this?
Your state’s had enough of your kind in fucking Los Angeles!

Zodiac Killer:
You’re one to talk; you’re the fiftieth hooded edgelord maiming kids
I’ll drop the inferior Jack as fast as his own creator did

Jeff the Killer:
I’m in need of some more bleach when you bring your rhymes so full of filler
As you two memes are forgotten; we inspired all kinds of killers!

Jack the Ripper:
Keep your copypasta fame, while we continue every writer’s terror
And while you die as fictional trends, our legacy lives forever

[please never listen to my old battles] JACK THE RIPPER vs JEFF THE KILLER || Modern vs Classic - #2

Danganronpa VS Overwatch

its a gamer girl blast from the past baby!!

Azia as Chiaki Nanami
garbageGothic as D.Va

Chiaki Nanami:
Best boost out of this fight, it’ll do yourself a favor
Cause stepping up to Chiaki’s some self-destructive behavior
Blizzard took FireFoxx and gave her a mech in South Korea
So yeah, I don’t like your TF2 clone and no, I don’t love D.Va!
Even 16-bit Heroes have more character than you
So hands off me or you’re gonna end up like Teruteru
All players agree, your try-hard lines should be unspoken
I’d crack your mech in two but I can’t break what is already broken

D.Va:
Ready, player one! I think it’s time for Hana’s Song
No damage came from your words without my Defense Matrix on
I put down those who’re Battleborn, I see you tryna prepare
But don’t forget you’re the reason your friends fell to Despair
Meant to be advanced but I’ve never seen a bigger dumbass
We should add rhythm games to the list of genres you suck at!
You’re hardly a challenge, won’t even need an extra life
But I guess it’s fun to train by curbstomping a weak A.I.

Chiaki Nanami:
Wait, what were you saying? Oh sorry, I took a nap
It’s just I’ve never seen such boringness in one singular rap
Sorry to kick you down a rank but I’m becoming first player
Because in game and on the track I am the Gala Omega

D.Va:
Between your comeback and your anime I don’t know what’s more rushed
Just try to put out my fire, it’ll end with you getting crushed!
Infinite ammo for my disses, my Cannons shoot with effusion
Executed for the third time, your goal to win’s just an illusion

Written by Vivian
Mixed by SkeepTieel
Produced by Kustom
Cover Art by Jordy

Chiaki Nanami VS D.Va | RAP BATTLE!

Hey there! Welcome to the first Rap Battle Brawl! In this episode we have a battle between Devolver Digitals newest Minigame and Battle Royale hybrid Fall Guys, and Innersloth's murder mystery game in space Among Us.
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Snakebite126 as Fall Guys

Shimario as Among Us
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Written by: Shimario
Additional Writing Help: GamingPlush64, Snakebite126, and Dilly.
Mixed by: Light
Beat Produced by: BeatG33ks
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Fall Guys Verse 1:
What’s going on? This Phenomenon is up against a Flash Game?
Welp I guess it’s time to leave them ejected and in flames. 
Devolver Digitals, Pivotal, Critical success is up against,
This guy so blind he took over 2 years just so he could find relevance.
Don’t bother to fight you are gonna be last, in this race I’m about to speed past, 
this silent psycho who’s rapping and game are limited, cuz all you got is 3 maps. 
You can trust me that I’m winning this, and I won’t need to bait you.
You’re getting overshadowed, call you Mira A-U. (Ooh!)
Look at you. You’re nothing but dead weight, just staying at office afk.
My bars will leave frozen forever like when you’re scanning in Medbay. 
How much you stole from others is something I really wanna ask.
T-T-T and Danganronpa’s child? You’re a perfect match! (Oh!)
In 2 months I became a popular game that everyone loves. 
Then you followed in my footsteps, “Among Us looking kinda sus” (Woo!)
When your whole crew rhymes, two times, you’re still gonna want to drop out.
Cause after just a few lines, you guys, will receive an Ultimate Knockout.

Among Us Verse 1:
Get ready to Fail Guys, I’ll leave you eliminated.
With rapping so clean, I won’t even need to be decontaminated.
Thinking you’ll beat me on the mic, as per usual , you’re just tripping.
And I would call you a hack, but ‘hacked’ is more fitting. (Woo!)
It’s funny how you're saying originality’s something I lack.
When you’re Fortnite and Wipeout’s Imposter; and you ain’t just faking tasks.
All of your players just grief each other. It's clear my fans are better. 
Go get your PC and Console players, oh wait, they still can’t play together. (ooh!)
It’s Preposterous, This Monstrous, Imposter Stopper is losing this bout.
Sabotaging your chances of victory; I’ll knock your lights out! (ouch!)
I’m chilling in space. No wonder I got rhymes colder than Ice Man!
You think you’ll win? That’s ridiculous; Just like your Price Man!  
You wanna beat this spaceship worker? (Ay!) It seems you’re falling short (Ay!)
After this Verbal Murder (Ay!), I’ll need to self report. (Ay!)
Even though you have more devs, it’s clear that I’m winning this.
When your servers are something I’d get rid of to prove my innocence!

Fall Guys Verse 2:
I know you're known for lying but there’s no way you’re beating me.
Getting this win is like your game on mobile... Free. 
Just as I suspected, (Ay!) you’ll get ejected. (Woo!)
I spit so sick you’ll be left like your players' devices. Infected! (Oh!)
You’re chilling in space? That’s great, you should be used to seeing stars.
Despite your trips to Polus, you can’t survive my freezing bars.
With how flat your maps are, it’s no wonder you can’t grow up.
You’ll be stuck in space because this waste has just been disposed of.

Among Us Verse 2:
I deal with murderers every day, so in comparison you're pretty tame.
You’re getting booted from this game, like what you did to Usernames. (Ay!)
Fixing reactors, the wires, then catching liars and leaving them in flames.
But not even I could fix or improve the disaster that is Team Games.
It’s ironic I’m in space yet I’m better at attraction.
Then this botched battle royale flooded with microtransactions.
Over the past few months, you’ve definitely blown up don’t get me wrong
But now as Season 2 hits, your relevance is Hex-a-Gone. (OH!)
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Thank you guys so much for listening! I'll see you in the next Rap Battle Brawl!

(OLD AND BAD) Fall Guys vs Among Us - Rap Battle Brawl

Midnight : K.C
Angel Dust : Alex M

Written by Kamren and Andrey
Additional help by MetaMachine
Beat Prod : Kustom
Mixed by Alex
Suggested by Krystal

Angel Dust :
Normally I charge broads extra and rather keep this discreet
For a cash grab, but I'm happy to dominate tricks for free
You'd figure for a school of heroes, they'd have someone classy reppin'
Damn toots! This freak's got a style you wouldn't catch me dead in! (oh wait..)
This harlot hero's a degenerate, more than me with what's been proven
Gave costumes an ESRB rating, well ain't that just fuckin' stupid?
Was replaced by Aizawa 'cause you can't keep a class in control
Yet you think you'll be able to pin me down in this battle? Whatever asshole

Midnight :
For a stripper, I'd expect you to finesse me with some hooking lines
Yet your namesake drug gets snorted, overdosed to death double time
Cuz when a heroine puts heroin Addicts in their place
It's easy to give this demon a villain name, a piece of Angel Cake!
You better hold your chest high, my raps are tighter than your suit
The only thing of worth coming out your mouth is that golden tooth
I'd crush an itsy bitsy spider, but Valentino leaves you wrecked
Need money to pay off your pimp? Just ask for a reality check!
Cuz it isn’t wise cracking if all your jokes are full of cockiness
Change the viewership to 18+ ; ass whippings for a mature audience
Popped your rap battle Cherri and Bombed, at least Bakugo won his
Your best accomplishment was moving Vivzie past toxic relationships!

Angel Dust : 
Is giving me a headache one of MidNite's side effects?
This snoozefest? Not impressed, won't leave me cracked with your attempts
The nudist is giving me a lecture? Oh bore me more
Oboro would be ashamed, you're turned on by the kids he died for!
I'm colder than a box of popsicles, insulting age gets you screamin'
The whore putting the "why?" in "horny," are we sure she's not a demon?
Handed L's from Mineta show you're gonna need to go harder
Or you'll be stuck with me in this dump, just go ask your author!
There's no redemption, silly. I mean, your early duties showed
I don't need to make jokes, you're already leaving yourself exposed!
Now that's pathetic, but not as much as you'll be amounted to
From your fans to Gigantomachia, someone will always crush you!

Midnight :
Ironic the adult star acts childish, decency is what you lack
When you tried to hijack Charlie's dreams again by rapping on this track
That window of opportunity is closed if she thinks you'll be redeemed
Call you an oversized Nuggs, this hog’s behavior is obscene!
Can't you see? Oh nevermind, almost forgot you got that black eye
I'm one Helluva Boss, you're a lost cause, Alastor couldn't give you any applause!
Anthony got pent up, dragged through the ground and in this exam, he failed
You'd be better off serving your sentences if you were put in horny jail!

Midnight vs Angel Dust - My Hero Academia vs Anything! #5 (ft. K.C and Alex M

Writing: Fightmarker, AaronGPeters, and Mason G
Chiseling: Dani Frias, and Walk
Mixed by Fight
Flowtest by Rabi
Beat by Dave James, Adam Skinner, and Dan Skinner
Beat edited by Fight
Thumbnail by Fight
Vlad as Announcer
Alex as Johnny Cage
Seth W./Comic Book Rap Battles as John Cena

LYRICS
Johnny Cage
So the posterboy for Good Ol Wrasslin wants to fight in this Cage
Well then Let’s Go Cena, try and take center-stage
Looking at your acting credits, and it’s getting pretty sad
Dude, you went from being The Marine to being Fred’s Dad (Ooooo)
Let’s move on, I’m an actual fighter, does this look fake to you!
I take Orton’s babyface far more seriously than you, dude
Scene 1, Cena couldn’t throw one punch in my gut
Scene 2, Cage gives him a punch in the nuts
CM Punked by your fanbase, it really must suck
As much as you pucker up to McMahon for a quick buck
You must stick to the script before you get me to rage
Remember one thing though, Fruity Pebble, You Just Got Caged

John Cena
Go search for relevancy somewhere else, Mr. Dying Brand
I’ll leave you like in the second film, your whole career is in my hands
You can’t see me though, through those undercover cop shades
With your Stryker like physique, you should work for Sonya Blade
1, 2, 3, I won, give your broken legacy to your daughter
Get back backstage before I rearrange your whole posture
Facing me is a bigger problem, I go no holds barred
You’re pretty much screwed when I lower your health bar
You need an Attitude Adjustment, since you think you’re damn hard
Well I’ll go RAW on this dude who can’t even uppercut that far
I make my raps count while you couldn't step into the arena
Another failed blockbuster got busted by JOHHNNN CENNNAAAA

Johnny Cage
Your Time is Up Cena, you should leave the acting to the pros
Because in this Smackdown, you’re getting more fucked up than your nose!
With all this Playing with Fire, no wonder why rap didn’t want him
like your music career, you’re Batista Bombing and hitting Rock Bottom
Don’t talk about relevancy, when a prank call was your Revival
You don’t have a Legacy, you were handed out every title
Compared to the literal gods I fight with, you got no lethality
You’re just a phony Cena, So I’ll take you out with this verbal BRUTALITY

John Cena
You should of said “I Quit!’, your stubbornness will lose you this round
Your greatest wins can’t compare to THE 16 TIMES I’VE BEEN CROWNED
I carried the WWE, been the biggest entertainer since The Rock
While you’re video games consistently end up commercial flops!
Oh so you think your hot shit! Left every single record smashed!
But one quick Google search puts you below Crawford, Carson, & Cash
I’m done battling another fan, but there’s one thing i have to dispatch
How ironic that Johnny got his ass whipped in a lyrical cage match

[please never listen to my old battles] JACK THE RIPPER vs JEFF THE KILLER || Modern vs Classic - #2

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