We went to Mile 0 Beach and the local petting zoo with a zoom recorder.


The "kick drum" is us kicking a 5 Gallon drum we found on the beach, detuned

The "hi hats" are clam and oyster shells we found and clicked together

The "rim shots" are sticks we found on the beach and smacked together

The Beach noise is recorded directly from the Pacific Ocean

The Campfire noise came from Klopps backyard
The Tape click is my old Sony Walkman starting and stopping the first mixtape my hiphop group was ever on

The Goat, Peacock, and Zebu noises are from the Beacon Hill petting farm

LYRICS:

our ride is busted up
droppin rhymes like a coconut
hoping that 
provoking the totem 
chimes and it opens up

a broken structure
ruptures from the scenery
intertwined with vines 
decaing time beneath me


a tropical island
got a sidekick beside him
tryna fuck with Poseidon
but it's hard to stay fluid

as I scribe on papyrus
the esophogas tires
pyus, sensory fire
in time with the movement

LETS GO!

circle tightens 
so we have a palaver
squaking with the sparrows 
holding court over this challenge


the, lord of flies says
piggies on the spit now
watch me take this corny round
and crank out a legit sound


how it goin down
rapping through a busted gut
throat ripping nasaly scrub
picking the slack up

you better back up 
I learned how to bellow
stoke the fire ripping
pire glistens get the marshmallows


kicking lyrics by the ocean
the coastal erosion
broken by the tones
spoken at the quotient

copious atonement
won't show the globe
we've sown and were imploding
so enjoy covid 
and the collective 
of open mourning


no adorning fans 
no exploring random 
sands the globe is
shut down for expansion
till we get our stab

what the fuck
was that a crab
riding on a deer
please can we get back
to the studio with 
our gear
I fucking hate it here

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1up Funk [Bobby Arsen, Hook Shot] - Beaches and Cream

I'm a rapper/DJ from the western edge of Canada. 1 of the 4 founders of the Outright Cypher, a weekly freestyle jumpoff that ran for 13 years in the heart of Victoria B.C. 

I have a habit of leaving everything on the stage. I have been lucky enough to spit with some of the best hip-hop artists in the world. I can still rap the periodic table of elements, and I'm just here to make music and have fun.

I wrote my own Bio. I know these are usually not in the first person point of view, but feel like pretending someone else did it is hacky AF. 

I'm still trying to get my vocabulary up to an Aesop Rock level, but I know I never will. I'm also still trying to not sound like slug in 03, but again, I know I never will.

If you dig my music share it with your homies. If you don't, take a number and my receptionist will call you in when I give a f*ck.

Love

-Bobby



1up Funk [Bobby Arsen, Hook Shot] - Beaches and Cream

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