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Häagen Dûdz - The Jam Zone

Drums samples from The Winston's - Amen, Brother

"Synths" are animal sounds. Bullfrogs, porcupines, beavers, swallows, & sparrows

[Intro]
Warning, you are now approaching a designated jam zone, please present identification. Very good, you may now proceed to dance!

[Verse 1]
Mercury Venus Earth and Mars
Are all designated jam zone so far
In the sea of stars, Earth is an island
This island Earth
Limit all your dancing to jam zone principality
Under consequence of cosmic criminality
Come on and slam, welcome to the jam
Welcome to the jam zone

[Chorus]
Limit all your dancing to the jam zone please
The jam zone please, the jam zone please Limit all your dancing to the jam zone please
The jam zone please, the jam zone please

[Verse 2]
Mercury Venus Earth and Mars
Are all designated jam zone so far
Your planet is property of cosmic coalition
Prepare to be inducted into jam zone tradition
Pluto is still a planet, but
If you don't want it we will take it for jam zone
Jam zone swag

[Chorus]
Welcome to the jam zone
Limit all your dancing to the jam zone please
The jam zone please, the jam zone please
Limit all your dancing to the jam zone please
The jam zone please, the jam zone please

[Outro]
DJ Lemon Pepper has a PHd in swag

VPC 7 Round 3

Häagen Dûdz [Johnny Salt, DJ Lemon Pepper] - The Jam Zone

Ooh, it's a sexy ass beat in the headphones
I was moving my feet even when I was alone,
Now we're close, and you're closing the door
I want more, baby show me what you got

Like a head in the sky, feeling so high,
Now I'm being lain down low, so slow, oh my
So nice, we caress, fingers run across your chest
Running through the little hairs, like a nest, come here...

I get close and I whisper in your ear
All the things you know I wanna hear, and some you don't
I say "Mike, every castle needs a moat", "and you know,
that you're mine, you protect me like the outermost

wall of a keep", "you're the lord to my lady, but baby,
there's something you should know":
They're saying we make fun of rap. They say we're whack.

They say we're whack?

"You're making fun of rap!"
wHy dOn'T yOu cRy aBoUt iT
"You're rhymes are fuckin whack!"
wHy dOn'T yOu cRy aBoUt iT
"I wish you'd take it seriously, it's not good, not for me"
wHy dOn'T yOu cRy aBoUt iT

Ohh, I'm in bed,
tucked up tight for the night, I'm wrecked, all set,
For a helluva snooze, got a flight direct
Down to noddy land, I body slam,
Down on the sheets, so silky soft,  
And I'm lost in the dreams in my head, instead

DING DING on the phone on my nightstand
Right then, message on read
"They're saying we make fun of rap"
"They say we're whack"
Now I'm shell-shocked staring at the text
Hit em with the "new phone, who dis?", Frank says "dude it's,
me" and you know what's next 
We hold each other tight, we cry together 
We try to make it better cos we're so depressed

And the messages are coming in the streams.
Y'all motherfuckers mean.

"You're making fun of rap!"
wHy dOn'T yOu cRy aBoUt iT
"You're rhymes are fuckin whack!"
wHy dOn'T yOu cRy aBoUt iT
"I wish you'd take it seriously, it's not good, not for me"
wHy dOn'T yOu cRy aBoUt iT

When you, go hat shopping you want a hat
So how is that bad? Your feedback is whack
Not my raps, I'm hot and my rapping is sick
Like a dog when its got a paralysis tick

Click click, have you ever ever felt like this
When strange things happen and you're going round the twist? (this is a reference to an australian show you don't know)
A group from Down Under just went over your head (this is a reference to how you didn't get that last reference)

We're under ya bed, like Sulley, 
And we're landing on the Hudson
Guns on my belt, I'm hot and my rapping is sick
You can celebrate this dick

*random hype noises*

Spandex Moose is the best band!
In the VPC, every year!

Spandex Moose are the best rappers!
In history, this is some Wu Tang Shit

Celebrate (Spandex Moose!) come on!


It's the moose, dawg
Number One like Hoops, dawg (this is another funny reference you don't get but it's funny trust me)
Thats the truth, dawg
Two man wrecking crew, dawg
We're just front-page news, dawg
Call us Murdochs

We're from the Antipodese
Yeah antipod-eez nuts

You had garlic? How bout you garlic my butthole

Kings of the mic
And if you don't like it?
wHy dOn'T yOu cRy aBoUt iT
*mic drop*

VPC7 Round 4

Spandex Moose [Mike Bananas, Frank Danger] - wHy dOn'T yOu cRy aBoUt iT (ft. Joey Zed)

Hook (all/layered) 
The Nerds Come Out At Night x 8 
(The nerds come out)

Verse(s):
Mark FKN Cooper
Since stranded here been bored to tears like I don't got things to do
I got places to go and people to see, man I need to get rescued 
The X marks the spot, now here comes a yacht, hop aboard and meet the crew 
Approaching the lobby, I see Tia & Bobby, plus the VPC came too  (that's you) 

Bobby Aarsen 
Its a literal whos who of the nerdiest catch 
Taco's on the mash snackin with Smokee and An
SLLVN got a hold scissors and now they're sleeveless
Tia's droppin a throw back like sweet jesus  

Prowess The Testament 
How egregious, these teams should check the features
We 1-up competition, head first like a fetus
That's a .5 fraction, like Ardamus captions
I'm laughing with the captain, scribing rhymes on a napkin

Hook (all/layered) 
The Nerds Come Out At Night x 8 
(The nerds come out) (voiceovers from Bobby/Mark Cooper)

Verse(s): Bobby Aarsen x Prowess The Testament
Twilli playing Pictionary with the 'Spandex Moose'
And 'Beaker' slaying shuffleboard, sippin Metamucil
They never had a clue, found the green on the steamboat
Now, we ‘SOLO’ L's, rock bells with Lex Lingo 
Light it up like casino, Deshko with the Cheat Code
Wetter than Pellegrino, thirst where the freaks go
Little did he know, Shawn Solo, received mo', C-Notes, it’s GROSS, just peep the keynote (winks)

-Lower 3rd Beat Transition: Salute to Deshko-
Mark FUKN Cooper
Look at me now, K-9 growl, Vick is sick, he cant even keep me down,  
More lines spin than a deep down burned cd rounds, see these rounds are a wake up call like coffee grounds 
Royalty with the crown profound, got the pedal on the metal like I'm Logan...
Wow, so marvelous, Scarlet  Witch towards all the risks, life is a game til you get blown out like the cartridges, 
and that’s common sense, so obvious, shake 'em up like Parkinson's with an etch & sketch in a turtleneck and a baphomet 
  
Hook (all/layered) 
The Nerds Come Out At Night x 8 
(The nerds come out)

Mark FUKN Cooper
I never skip a beat, my moonwalk is sleek
The way I spin move through the groove
The Lamar Latrell that turned Patty LaBelle 
Giving nerds new attitudes 
Keep it hippoty hoppity, nobody "heir" is stopping me, I'm prepared to put your hands in a air like robbery, 
So, you dare to copy me? Blank stare cuz probably, you thinking, I dive bars…that's an anomaly 

Hook (all/layered) 
The Nerds Come Out At Night x 8 
(The nerds come out)

-FADE TO BLACK-

Fireproof [Mark Cooper, Prowess The Testament] – Nerds Come Out Art (ft. Bobby Arsen)

Chorus -x2
Ayyye yo whats that right there?
Nothin but them blue skies right there so
Take a load off, Kick your feet up
Get a drink in your hand and turn the beat up !

Verse1- Story Ville
1up Funk and Floe Riden, 
who'dve thought we'd be stranded on the same island?
one convenient coinky-dink, fill up the cup, clink-clink,
 smooth sailing if we don't spring a leak and sink!


Verse 2- Hookshot
Nothin but them blue skies on the sunshine tip
I hit the snooze, now its 9:06 - take a dip
catch a fish, and then whip up some popcorn shrimp
(sv)slap hands with hookshot (both) then light that splif !

Chorus x2-
Ayyye yo whats that right there?
Nothin but them blue skies right there so
Take a load off, Kick your feet up
Get a drink in your hand and turn the beat up !

Verse 3 - Story Ville
Loungin on the deck of the scooner, 
was looking like sure doom just a moment sooner/
now it's mai thais and shuffle board,
 coast to coast celebration port to starboard, all aboard!

Vesrse 4 - Hookshot
Poppa got sick and Bobby hopped with him 
What more can I say? GONE FISHIN !!!
Yeah life's short Ima' level with you
So kick your feet up baby we got nothin better to do ! 
THATS WHATSUP

Chorus -x2
Ayyye yo whats that right there?
Nothin but them blue skies right there so
Take a load off, Kick your feet up
Get a drink in your hand and turn the beat up !

Scratch Verse-
WHAT MORE CAN I SAY ? GONE FISHIN !!!

BPM CHANGE-
XOC -
This is captain XoC speaking.
 There seem to be 3 men floating on a log, on the starboard side of my ship. 
I need these men pulled aboard immediately.

PART 2 

Verse 1 - XOC
Alright gents, we travel thru the world, you gotta see
, living like a king, while you journey on my odyssey,
big shots here, y’all stick out like an oddity, possibly,
 i could help ya out, come and follow me, 

up in the party, you gentlemen can let go,
 SS Sin, I’m the muthafuken Xo, get low, 
(HS) - WTF is that?!(SV) - pterodactyls?
 gotta baby T-Rex in the back, and he wrestles!

Verse 2 - Storyville
I'm not tryin to wrestle a giant reptile
 this vessel's cirque de Soleil but with sex dolls
/ A mad menagerie of bad bad fantasies,
 odd audacities, all while lost at sea

Verse 3 - Hookshot
Everybody naked or covered in paint
lingerie and origonal fur - Hudsons Bay
Hooky gunna be doin some fuckin today
makin it rain champaign they dont know how to behave !

Verse 4 - Storyville
Ry got swept away in the escapades,
undressed ladies waiting but I best refrain/
they alluring and luring me in and winning me over,
so I'm slipping and giving in for doin some sinning

Verse 5 - Hookshot
Beautiful women littered in silk and topaz
Little poeple running around exposing their gonads
Animal masks and top hats to throw down
Bluts so big, gotta holdem with both hands !

Verse 6 - XOC 
That’s right you gotta use both hands, with no plans,
 to hone in on the moment, gotta view it with no stance,
 eyes wide open on a journey with no lands,
 sailing thru the water, getting pleasure like no man,

 no chance, you getting sick of the bromance, 
this place rocks, all the women wear no pants,
 what’s even better, all the women are your fans, 
so have a good time, all the fun is in your hands!

Verse 7 - Hookshot
Well it doesnt really look like anybody's gunna be judging anyone for the CRAZED SHIT
Better buckle up its gunna be a hell of a night, see you in the AM if I make it...

1up Funk [Bobby Arsen, Hookshot] - Gone Fishin (ft. Storyville & XOC)

Pegadinhas do Mução: As melhores pegadinhas do rádio brasileiro.

Pegadinha - Três Orelhas

Young Gee Feat. Mitchy Slick - WYGD

That Sudden Flood of Joy

That Sudden Flood of Joy Chapter 3

CATRILLANCA

Allur heimurinn með Kettinum og Höfðingjanum.

Doc á landamæra - Það verður enginn smiður í fyrsta sinn

Part 3 of the Disquiet asynchronous trio collaboration. The glitchy percussion was created by @jasonW22, the tonal parts were created by @Yasha, and I added the bass parts (Eurorack synth and electric bass)to round out the trio!
The image is based on an electron micrograph photo of ham shank muscle fibres by Dennis Kunkel Microscopy at: https://fineartamerica.com/featured/3-ham-shank-muscle-fibres-dennis-kunkel-microscopyscience-photo-library.html

More on this 474th weekly Disquiet Junto project — Police Action (3 of 3) / The Assignment: Complete a trio by adding a track to an existing duet by two other musicians — at:

https://disquiet.com/0474/

More on the Disquiet Junto at:

https://disquiet.com/junto/

Subscribe to project announcements here:

https://tinyletter.com/disquiet-junto/

Project discussion takes place on llllllll.co:

https://llllllll.co/t/disquiet-junto-project-0474-police-action/

There’s also a Disquiet Junto Slack. Send your email address to twitter.com/disquiet for Slack inclusion.

1up Funk [Bobby Arsen, Hookshot] - Gone Fishin (ft. Storyville & XOC)

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