There, in the distance! It’s a ship!

What luck! Your message in a bottle paid off. Someone has come to rescue your team from the desert island you’ve spent the last three weeks on. As the ship draws closer, you squint your eyes. Through the glare of the hot sun, you can barely make out a recognizable face on the upper deck, waving excitedly!

Once aboard the ship, comfortably showered, fed, and rested, your team meets up with your rescuers. You’re thrilled to discover that they are also musicians, and the boat contains a mobile recording studio! Filled with feelings of joy and relief, you head below deck to let off some steam and make some celebratory tunes as your team finally head home.

VPC7 Round Four - Get in the Group Chat!

Fraise, abricot, cassis ou encore coing : la confiture a mille visages, mais toujours la même recette — celle du mariage heureux entre des fruits et du sucre, aidé par la magie de la pectine.
Ce produit convivial trouve sa place sur la table des long petits déjeuners, entre les tartines et le beurre, mais aussi au moment du dessert, pour qui veut agrémenter son yaourt nature d’une touche de sucré, ou avec le fromage, pour adoucir un morceau de brebis un peu corsé.
Chaque pot de confiture maison renferme bien plus qu’une matière sucrée à attraper à la cuillère — à l’intérieur, il y a une histoire unique, celle de la sélection des fruits, du temps de travail, d’une attention portée à chaque étape… Un charme authentique qui s’explique également par le fait que refaire deux fois la même confiture est quasi impossible.
Derrière la silhouette de ces bocaux en verre se trouvent également plusieurs fils à tirer : celui du partage car on fait rarement de la confiture juste pour soi-même ; celui de la poésie car la confiture permet en plein cœur de l’hiver de manger des fruits d’été à la manière d’une capsule temporelle ; celui de la portée économique car faire des confitures soi-même, c’est perpétuer de vieux savoirs domestiques pratiques pour remplir ses étagères sans avoir recours à l’industrie agroalimentaire.
Dans cet épisode, Émilie Laystary donne la parole à Béatrice Bellon, qui fait des confitures avec sa structure, les Gaillardises de l’Ubaye. Béatrice a le statut de maître confiturier. Depuis 2014, son parcours est jalonné de récompenses. Cette année, elle est devenue championne du monde de confiture dans la catégorie traditionnelle. Au micro de Bouffons, elle livre de précieux conseils pour ne plus jamais rater une confiture.

Les références entendues dans l’épisode :

- Béatrice Bellon, maître confiturier aux Gaillardises Ubaye.

Astuces pour une bonne confiture : 

Chaque fruit a sa propre cuisson et son propre temps de préparation. De préférence, utilisez des fruits frais et non des fruits abîmés ou pourris. Le mieux est d’avoir un mélange de trois types de maturité pour les fruits : des fruits pas matures, des fruits à maturité normale et des fruits très matures. Ces trois degrés de maturité vous donneront la meilleure consistance pour votre confiture. 
En fonction des saisons, les fruits ne vont pas cuire de la même façon. Pendant l’été, le sirop du fruit va se faire trop rapidement, donc la période idéale est l’hiver. Si vous laissez trop longtemps sur le feu, le fruit va fermenter et ce ne sera plus une confiture. 
Pour réussir votre confiture, faites la bouillir une première fois afin d’arrêter la fermentation dès que le fruit a relâché tout son sirop et son sucre. Puis, laissez bouillir jusqu’à avoir une mousse qui se forme. Éteignez et filmez avec un film plastique le contenant. Réservez-le pendant 24h dans un endroit à température ambiante afin que le sirop puisse réintégrer le fruit. 
Répétez l’opération deux fois : bouillir, couvrir et réserver dans un endroit à température ambiante.

Bouffons #136 - Quand la confiture étale son pouvoir

If you said how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground: where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys, up to no good,
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
Got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said, you're moving with your aunty and unc in Bel-Air
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh, and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could call this cab rare
But I thought, nah, forget it, yo holmes to Bel-Air
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby yo, holmes smell you later
Looked at my kingdom, finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air
You've heard the facts now
What's this got to do with cats now?
I want to hold them for the longest time

VPC 7 Round 3

Sleater-Kitty [MC117, Klopfenpop] - The Most Important Song In The World

Fire Sauce (feat. XoC) by Youth Chili Cook Off!

[Verse 1: Sweeney Toad]
We finally out the big house no longer have to sit out
And miss all the delicacies cause we committed felony
Just a little structure fire that Blockbuster found expired
Burned it down cause they were out of Mrs. Doubtfire

[Verse 2: Phlebia]
They told me not to make a scene
It’s not a big deal, I should stay serene 
But I raised my voice started acting mean
Got the manager trying to intervene
So I doused the place with gasoline
I set it ablaze with the nicotine
Flames orange red like tangerine
Charred to black like tourmaline

[Verse 3: XoC]
Me and my buddies coming straight out of the prison system, sorta feeling sad cause I never gotta visit in them, stomach sorta growling, feeling weak and my vision missing, maybe Taco Bell, for them tacos with the chicken in them

[Verse 4: Sweeney Toad]
First things first bet I gotta get me that chalupa     
Substitute the beef for black bean I’m a connoisseur
Of all the finest tastes I partake in the higher costs
Add the guacamole steak and don’t forget the fire sauce

[Verse 5: Phlebia]
Roll up to my hallowed venue
Take a quick peek at the menu
Several dozen cheesy options
Prices low like it’s an auction
Corn and queso  beans and rice
Baja blast don’t forget the ice
Swap beans for beef cause I’m alpha gal
Add cinnamon twists for the grand finale

[Verse 6: XoC]
So I’m standing in line and the menus all digital, stomach steady screaming, hunger pain feeling critical, daydreaming now, gonna eat til I’m really full, later, on the John, imma spray til it’s a shitty bowl

[Verse 7: Sweeney Toad]
Pull out the drive thru and spark up the doja
We about to dine oooo beautiful ambrosia
Taco-itis later I guess that’s the dire cost
I open up the brown bag THEY FORGOT THE FIRE SAUCE?!

[Rant 1: Sweeney Toad]
I was sitting in the car and I opened the Taco Bell bag and I was digging through the sauces. Mild, Hot, Diablo, but where the fuck is the fire? They forgot the fucking fire sauce! I just wanted some god damn fire sauce! Why can’t things ever just work out!
Everything I do, it just never works out! 
It’s like nothing ever goes my way and I’m sick of it all!

[Chorus 1: Sweeney Toad]
THEY FORGOT THE FIRE SAUCE!
THEY FORGOT THE FIRE SAUCE!
THEY FORGOT THE FIRE SAUCE!
LET’S BURN THIS TACO BELL DOWN TO THE GROUND!!

[Rant 2: Sweeney Toad]
And I just started getting pissed! And I was so pissed I forgot Phlebia and XoC were there. And Phlebia’s calling my name and I didn’t even hear it. He started screaming: MIKE! MIKE!! And XoC he goes: MIKE! what’s the matter?? And I go: All I want is fire sauce, and they wouldn’t give it to me!
All I wanted was fire sauce, just one fire sauce packet, and they wouldn't give it to me. 
Just one FIRE SAUCE!!

[Chorus 2: Sweeney Toad]
THEY FORGOT THE FIRE SAUCE!
THEY FORGOT THE FIRE SAUCE!
THEY FORGOT THE FIRE SAUCE!
LET’S BURN THIS TACO BELL DOWN TO THE GROUND!!

[Rant 3: Sweeney Toad]
SO WE SWERVED THE CAR BACK AROUND AND THAT WAS IT! I’M NOT GOING TO DEAL WITH IT ANYMORE! SO WE GRABBED THE GAS CAN OUT THE TRUNK AND WE BURNED THAT GOD DAMN TACO BELL DOWN TO THE MOTHERFUCKING GROUND!! (*Sirens* "PuT YoUr HaNdS Up")

[Verse 8: Phlebia]
The smoke rises, hear the sirens come to get me
Guess I blew my only opportunity to get free
Seems like it’s who I am,  I was born a fire bug
Not a killer, not a thug, not a dealer selling drugs

[Verse 9: Sweeney Toad]
Can’t believe we back, flop house penitentiary
Guess we never learn dropped out elementary
Pyromaniac need to throw out my lighter
Grew up with those GI Joes doused up on fire

[Verse 10: XoC]
Back in this prison, I’ve been given major sentence, 57 years, ima lose my independence, all I want are tacos and chalupas like I mentioned, never thought to break out this jail, but now I’m tempted

VPC7 Round 4

Youth Chili Cook Off! [Sweeney Toad, Phlebia] - Fire Sauce (ft. XoC)

CreateLadyJ
Cam3
Twill
Everyone 


(Hook x2 - Twill Distilled)
Yeah we're here to wreck some shit up baby
Yeah we're gonna to mess it up
Yeah we're here to wreck some shit up baby
Feeling like we're at the top


(Verse 1 - CreateLadyJ)
We wreckin every record
Playing the boards like it’s checkers
Took off like we’re NASA
And everyday getting better
Fans are expanded cross country
You know it’s real
Track and field, running circles on MC’s 
That leave their material
Successfully led a career
And kept it lyrical
You’ll keep it in your soul
For years like negro spirituals 
These punk ass Marks keep
Claiming that they Invincible
"Think!"
Smashing they faces in, literal


(Cam3)
J and Cam on this damn beat
And we can’t be bothered
Light's lime, claiming my time
Maxine Waters
No Cap, got it honest as Steve Rogers
Ain't horsin' around like Bojack
To achieve what we accomplished
Living Our Fantasy
Came in the game as Invaders
Dreams of Nirvana
"Here we are now, entertainers!"
Suffered a Mutiny or two but we
Sailed on without rest
All or Nothing as we proceed to
South by Southwest


(Bridge - ALL)
You cannot stop us
Cuz we will not allow it
And there is nothing
That you can do about it
Basking in the glory
Now the world is ours
So turn the music up louder…


(Hook x2)


(Verse 2 - J)
I go in like Yosemite Sam,
It’s hunting season
Always jumpin in the action
And jam like Liam Nesson
Fuck ya treason, I am geekin
To travel for every reason,
(Cam)
Soon as Wreck hit the stage...
(Both)
NO PEACE, NO SLEEPIN!
Rocking socks and chopping blocks 
Off like lumberjacks
When I’m bored, I'ma roar on these
Hoes like Thundercats
(J)
Y'all waiting on good vibrations
(Cam)
Call us the Rumble Pak
Y’all got hits? No shit, Sherlock
Benedict Cumberbatch
(J)
And you fumbling on the catch
We like Hulk and them on the set
Assembling the Cavalry
Like Avengers, you know what’s next 
Fire bending as I’m spitting
And felt in the solar plexus
While Osiris run the business
We hold down the rest
(Cam)
So count ya blessings
Unless you that pressed on stepping out
Against the badass bastard
Stepkids of Wreck-It Ralph
Stayed woke and chose violence
Ghost riding the mosh pits
Sparta kick your door
What's a gatekeeper to locksmiths?


(Bridge)


(J)
Run with the set!
Or you’ll get wrecked!
Stay on that Wu-Tang shit,
Protect ya neck!


(Verse 3 - J)
We won’t allow,
Anyone in
This crew
That will become 
An imposter
Now
Inner power 
Always take form
When we’ve
Rippin off all our masks
Our true forms


No defending im winning, 
im kickin the ball,
Hit it until i get it in the goal,
Doing my dirt as the newest contender
and the consequences that willin to fall,
Lending the ball is not easy for me,
But I know that im cool
Cuz I do have a team, 
And if i played a fool 
then they'd take it from me, 
Say that i rule then tell me to leave,
My team the only ones 
That’s in my vacancy, 
The Phantom Thieves,
Stealing hearts then we make a scene
Stay on the case
Just like I’m Goro Akechi
Y’all cannot handle the weight it heeds 
Heart won’t manifest
A palace as penalties,
Chasing me really will take all your energy,  
Break your mobility in the facility,
I move around with 
Motherfuckin sonic speed, 


Sit down. Shut up.
We hold the crown cause
We willing to come up, 
Take criticisms like power ups, dumb fucks
And you wonder why ya team is stuck
We muscle the hustle
And take it Bare Knuckle
Then Rage in the Streets
Like Yuzo Koshiro
Y’all losers and zero
We movin like Fearows
Y’all never seen us coming, did you?

Vessels of Light [CreateLadyJ, Cam3] - At The Top (ft. Twill Distilled)

ch.
[Nursehella & Ultraklystron & Beefy]
It's Monopoly but I got property

[Ultraklystron & Beefy]
I gotta space

[Nursehella & Ultraklystron & Beefy]
Gotta place
Got some grass and trees
It's Monopoly but I got property

[Ultraklystron & Beefy]
I gotta space

[Nursehella & Ultraklystron & Beefy]
Gotta place

[Ultraklystron & Beefy]
I gotchu

[Nursehella & Ultraklystron & Beefy]
You got me

v1.
[Nursehella]
It's no Park Place but there's a place to park
I get drunk in the driveway before it gets dark

[Ultraklystron]
Chop wood got the flames a blaze
Creosote log clearin' out chimney ways

[Nursehella]
Imma write on the walls, imma hang on my balls
Imma run around stupid when I stomp down the halls

[Ultraklystron]
I got the taxes filed, discounts piled
Stackin' write offs while the neighbors smile

[Beefy]
got debt, credit card is maxed
Suddenly, who gives a shit bout tax

[Beefy & ultraklystron]
(ME!)

[Beefy]
I'm afraid I'll have to ask you
To run the, washer dryer and the vacuum - I thank you
I don't wanna say that youtube a savior
But on my trimmer I can change the fuel lines and the carburetor now
Put in cameras and a fake sign up for safegaurd
Husqvarna, none other, no shit  this is my yard

v2.
[Beefy]
Used to. Have a. Wooden. Deck in. My back. Yard bitch.
Then I. Tore it. Down with. My bare. Fuckin. Hands. Shit.
Not gonna overcharge me
Nobody stronger than beef
Got sawzaw and I'm cutting it raw and I
Rip it apart now it's so fuckin clean

[Ultraklystron]
I got the saw in the basement 
Branches dunno what they're facin'!

[Nursehella]
I got the heat gun it's blastin'
I fuckin' melted this plastic, PLAOW!

[Ultraklystron]
Grindin' the yard rototiller
Grubs do not it's a killer!

[Nursehella]
We gonna rip up the yard and
Now I be plantin' a garden!

[Ultraklystron]
Been chillin with back hoe, 
I'm like "weeds get out my way!"

[Nursehella]
Been chillin' with a kink hose
Be like "bitch just fuckin' spray," BRRAOW!

[Ultraklystron]
Gettin' equity with amenities
sleepin' restfully
Better credit please, 
payin' flexibly, huh??!

[Nursehella]
On a wifey lifey, 
in a kitchen with a knifey
Do a lil net n' skypey, 
gotta mortgage and it's hyphy!

[Beefy]
With all the debt that we collecting
I'll be honest I be sweating
If we left then I'd be missin
All the freedom I've been getting
But yo frankly I've been freatin
Every other single second
That fate wanna teach a lesson
Chaos wanna catch me slippin ha
I'm only one bad day away
From not being able to play
Aeration was scheduled today
Yes I got hose and I'm makin em spray

outro.
[Ultraklystron]
Who's that yard? Who's it is?

[Nursehella]
I kill all ya dogs who be doin' they biz!

[Ultraklystron]
Three bedrooms and we fill the closets!

[Nursehella]
Draw on every wall, imma fuckin' artist!

[Ultraklystron]
The home office get remote deposits!

[Nursehella]
Watch me work imma caulk these faucets!

[Ultraklystron]
Landscape with Japanese maples, son!

[Nursehella]
Thot Team blast you with a staple gun!

Thot Team Epic [Nursehella, Ultraklystron] - Property (ft. Beefy)

[beef]
tanner cook me up a hot one
add a bunch of filters, make me sound like johnny rotten

[tanner]
ADD A FEW GUITARS?

[beef]
well I kinda think we oughta

[tanner]
JUST A COUPLE MINUTES

[beef]
I appreciate ya brother
so the other day we had posted up our tunes
I checked up on the news and I saw a few reviews 

[tanner]
YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T DO IT

[beef]
yea I know it

[tanner]
KINDA STUPID

[beef]
and I tried to just ignore it but I kinda fuckin blew it
but
These people say I'm in a pocket
this a joke about how there's not that many women that would rock it?
cause i'll have you know that there's been women rocking it for years

[tanner]
I DON'T THINK THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE SAYING

[beef]
what they saying?

[tanner]
IT APPEARS THAT
THEY THINK THAT YOU DO THE SAME THING

[beef]
like my raps are all the same?

[tanner]
NOT EXACTLY

[beef]
what they mean?

[tanner]
TO BE HONEST, I DON'T REALLY KNOW

[beef]
they don't like my flow?
like my attitude or how I rock it at a show?
I'll be honest it's shaking me
don't go mocking my bravery, confidence used to saving me
but this isn't so savory
anyway, Tanner, where did you go?

[tanner]
I DON'T KNOW

[beef]
Wormhole?

[tanner]
JUST FIND ME IN THE FUTURE, BRO!

[beef]
Then a being did appear as a vision
she had the look of a scholar, a warrior in position 
then she whispered..

[twill]
Welcome to my dimension Beefy

[beef]
holy shit!

[twill]
Welcome to my world listen up cause i’m talkin
This dimension has everything it’s a knowledge composite
And I can give you the answers you need but you better not drop it

[beef]
Oh no aw shit

[twill]
Wait what’s wrong?

[beef] 
I don’t have enough pockets!

[twill]
I’m not trying to come across out of pocket
But the kids down stairs they think that you’ve lost it
And I’ve got pockets on pockets on pockets on pockets
Of ideas to get you back on the market
Just try it, don't knock it
Cause you’re gonna love it
Just hold on to my every word
Written on this docket
Why do you keep stoppin
I told you to rock it
If you’re hangry then eat a snickers
Or a hot pocket
BITCH

[beef]
Yo what the hell is this
It looks just like my house but everything looks just like shit
Everything smells just like piss

[dark beef]
who's been in my biz
sniffing up all my piss covered shit?

[beef]
Wtf?

[dark beef]
someone wanna come in and knock on throne
could never just leave me alone 
So I throw em a bone like a K9
shook but i stay fly
look like the same guy
i do not know why
maybe im warrior he like the renegade
i cloud be president he could be running mate
feel like I'm being played
should i eliminate
is weird that i kinda wanna penetrate

[beef]
Naw, me too, but here's the the thing dude
 ended up here from a chick with a space tube

[dark beef]
If true, that's bigly news

[beef]
you talk like that  here?

[dark beef]
Yeah you should too
never had fans and I never did shows 
but i think it's because they all envy my flows
i can do anything sound just like anyone
Keith is the best, ichiban, baby number 1

[beef]
K
Got to get back to my home
Gotta get out of this zone
before I go 
I gotta know
why you hostile if we're the same bro?

[dark beef]
Oh
See all those things that you got on your pants
like 2 on the sides and 2 cover the ass

[beef]
you talking bout pockets?

[dark beef]
yeah. we don't got that

[beef]
no pockets? that's nonsense

I’m in my pocket
In my pocket, I’mma rock it yo
I’m in my pocket
In my pocket, I’mma rock it
Here we go
I’m in my pocket
In my pocket, I’mma rock it
There’s no way that I could stop it
I just rock it from my pocket, yo!

Muscle Laughing Shrimp [Beefy, tanner4105] - Pockets (ft. Twill Distilled)

Hook (all/layered) 
The Nerds Come Out At Night x 8 
(The nerds come out)

Verse(s):
Mark FKN Cooper
Since stranded here been bored to tears like I don't got things to do
I got places to go and people to see, man I need to get rescued 
The X marks the spot, now here comes a yacht, hop aboard and meet the crew 
Approaching the lobby, I see Tia & Bobby, plus the VPC came too  (that's you) 

Bobby Aarsen 
Its a literal whos who of the nerdiest catch 
Taco's on the mash snackin with Smokee and An
SLLVN got a hold scissors and now they're sleeveless
Tia's droppin a throw back like sweet jesus  

Prowess The Testament 
How egregious, these teams should check the features
We 1-up competition, head first like a fetus
That's a .5 fraction, like Ardamus captions
I'm laughing with the captain, scribing rhymes on a napkin

Hook (all/layered) 
The Nerds Come Out At Night x 8 
(The nerds come out) (voiceovers from Bobby/Mark Cooper)

Verse(s): Bobby Aarsen x Prowess The Testament
Twilli playing Pictionary with the 'Spandex Moose'
And 'Beaker' slaying shuffleboard, sippin Metamucil
They never had a clue, found the green on the steamboat
Now, we ‘SOLO’ L's, rock bells with Lex Lingo 
Light it up like casino, Deshko with the Cheat Code
Wetter than Pellegrino, thirst where the freaks go
Little did he know, Shawn Solo, received mo', C-Notes, it’s GROSS, just peep the keynote (winks)

-Lower 3rd Beat Transition: Salute to Deshko-
Mark FUKN Cooper
Look at me now, K-9 growl, Vick is sick, he cant even keep me down,  
More lines spin than a deep down burned cd rounds, see these rounds are a wake up call like coffee grounds 
Royalty with the crown profound, got the pedal on the metal like I'm Logan...
Wow, so marvelous, Scarlet  Witch towards all the risks, life is a game til you get blown out like the cartridges, 
and that’s common sense, so obvious, shake 'em up like Parkinson's with an etch & sketch in a turtleneck and a baphomet 
  
Hook (all/layered) 
The Nerds Come Out At Night x 8 
(The nerds come out)

Mark FUKN Cooper
I never skip a beat, my moonwalk is sleek
The way I spin move through the groove
The Lamar Latrell that turned Patty LaBelle 
Giving nerds new attitudes 
Keep it hippoty hoppity, nobody "heir" is stopping me, I'm prepared to put your hands in a air like robbery, 
So, you dare to copy me? Blank stare cuz probably, you thinking, I dive bars…that's an anomaly 

Hook (all/layered) 
The Nerds Come Out At Night x 8 
(The nerds come out)

-FADE TO BLACK-

Fireproof [Mark Cooper, Prowess The Testament] – Nerds Come Out Art (ft. Bobby Arsen)

(Skeptik)
I remember playing all night and splitting the screen/
The CRT’s glow kept us calm and serene/
Controller green, neon to boot/
Three handles to hold and it’s see through too/
(OnlyOneRonin)
Never been to a LAN party? Unreal/
Tournament with the shock gun. Done deal/
(Danny G)
Was once a game, now it turns wheels/ 
backbone of Yoshi and the war of gears/ 
wanna kill some spare time with Kirby air ride/ 
Glide thru on Hydra, and fly thru space time/
(OnlyOneRonin)
I got time, but dont rush me/
Got dropped in the middle map playing pubg/
(Skeptik)
I got two multi taps and eight remotes/
Control a whole team in Madden, yeah, we’re doing the most/
Pillar to post, we could make a whole roster/
In No Mercy in no time, of justice league imposters/


(Hook)
Hop on the couch, you got your controller?
Inch by inch we push even closer
Shoulder to shoulder, we few are soldiers
Multiplayer madness let’s never get older
Plugged in and ready to play/
Ten hours passed now it’s the next day/
Hanging out with the crew in our favorite games/
Looking for something to slay


(Danny G)
Fresh double As, so I know we all able/
no need for tables, grab the link cable/
Give me the onyx, no one can stop this/
Haunter to gengar - boldore to gigalith/
metal coat warps the helix, simple rock turns to steeling
Gotta have friends to evolve that feebas
Four sword adventure on cartridge or cube disc
I feel this pikmin in the palm of my hand
Toss this plant based being to my fam
Double dash back to shield grab on castle
Hyrule Smash Bros time splitting hassle/
All night long we stuck on Nintendo
Soda and chips till we all decrescendo


(OnlyOneRonin)
Knock knock
(Who's there?)
Knock out
(Knock out who?)
Knock out in the city
Don't drop the ball in a fight
Unless you wanna be the fall guy
It's not all hype
When you're winning
Gunrock with the 3 stone power
If I Hit you
rag doll like the bouncer
Counter if you have to
But gotta inkling
Imma splat you
Atchu
Not a sneeze, but a tweet
Getting kinda hungry
Guess I gotta eat
Put me in a cage in a free for all
Hard-core battle with a pokeball




(Skeptik)
Laptop guns, an assload of fun, pass snacks around, lemme grab that one/
I’ll never ease off to give esteem a bump, in a team death match there’s no runner up/
I raise the height of my jump with a rocket Sam, serious/
Play fast and furious and pass out delirious/
Not everything you want in life will be easy,
check the cow level if you don’t believe me/
Warrior need food, warrior queasy, warrior wonders if he’s being too needy/
Companions and quests go hand in hand,
So let’s clear this game and hit Funcoland/
I even heard  they got a brand new Dreamcast demo stand 


(Outdo)
Hop on the couch, you got your controller?/
Inch by inch we push even closer/
Shoulder to shoulder, we few are soldiers/
Multiplayer madness let’s never get older/

dubldragon. [Skeptik, Danny G] Multiplayer Madness (ft. OnlyOneRonin)

Chorus -x2
Ayyye yo whats that right there?
Nothin but them blue skies right there so
Take a load off, Kick your feet up
Get a drink in your hand and turn the beat up !

Verse1- Story Ville
1up Funk and Floe Riden, 
who'dve thought we'd be stranded on the same island?
one convenient coinky-dink, fill up the cup, clink-clink,
 smooth sailing if we don't spring a leak and sink!


Verse 2- Hookshot
Nothin but them blue skies on the sunshine tip
I hit the snooze, now its 9:06 - take a dip
catch a fish, and then whip up some popcorn shrimp
(sv)slap hands with hookshot (both) then light that splif !

Chorus x2-
Ayyye yo whats that right there?
Nothin but them blue skies right there so
Take a load off, Kick your feet up
Get a drink in your hand and turn the beat up !

Verse 3 - Story Ville
Loungin on the deck of the scooner, 
was looking like sure doom just a moment sooner/
now it's mai thais and shuffle board,
 coast to coast celebration port to starboard, all aboard!

Vesrse 4 - Hookshot
Poppa got sick and Bobby hopped with him 
What more can I say? GONE FISHIN !!!
Yeah life's short Ima' level with you
So kick your feet up baby we got nothin better to do ! 
THATS WHATSUP

Chorus -x2
Ayyye yo whats that right there?
Nothin but them blue skies right there so
Take a load off, Kick your feet up
Get a drink in your hand and turn the beat up !

Scratch Verse-
WHAT MORE CAN I SAY ? GONE FISHIN !!!

BPM CHANGE-
XOC -
This is captain XoC speaking.
 There seem to be 3 men floating on a log, on the starboard side of my ship. 
I need these men pulled aboard immediately.

PART 2 

Verse 1 - XOC
Alright gents, we travel thru the world, you gotta see
, living like a king, while you journey on my odyssey,
big shots here, y’all stick out like an oddity, possibly,
 i could help ya out, come and follow me, 

up in the party, you gentlemen can let go,
 SS Sin, I’m the muthafuken Xo, get low, 
(HS) - WTF is that?!(SV) - pterodactyls?
 gotta baby T-Rex in the back, and he wrestles!

Verse 2 - Storyville
I'm not tryin to wrestle a giant reptile
 this vessel's cirque de Soleil but with sex dolls
/ A mad menagerie of bad bad fantasies,
 odd audacities, all while lost at sea

Verse 3 - Hookshot
Everybody naked or covered in paint
lingerie and origonal fur - Hudsons Bay
Hooky gunna be doin some fuckin today
makin it rain champaign they dont know how to behave !

Verse 4 - Storyville
Ry got swept away in the escapades,
undressed ladies waiting but I best refrain/
they alluring and luring me in and winning me over,
so I'm slipping and giving in for doin some sinning

Verse 5 - Hookshot
Beautiful women littered in silk and topaz
Little poeple running around exposing their gonads
Animal masks and top hats to throw down
Bluts so big, gotta holdem with both hands !

Verse 6 - XOC 
That’s right you gotta use both hands, with no plans,
 to hone in on the moment, gotta view it with no stance,
 eyes wide open on a journey with no lands,
 sailing thru the water, getting pleasure like no man,

 no chance, you getting sick of the bromance, 
this place rocks, all the women wear no pants,
 what’s even better, all the women are your fans, 
so have a good time, all the fun is in your hands!

Verse 7 - Hookshot
Well it doesnt really look like anybody's gunna be judging anyone for the CRAZED SHIT
Better buckle up its gunna be a hell of a night, see you in the AM if I make it...

1up Funk [Bobby Arsen, Hookshot] - Gone Fishin (ft. Storyville & XOC)

Verse 1 
Ensign Hall...personal log

Been a 3 month deployment in deep space
And I need some enjoyment at a clean pace 
You know, a bunch of babes and beefcakes
where the beats break so hard it make my feet shake (Risa!)
The works been hard -   guess we did somethin right! 
ready to have fun tonight -  yo Ryako, what’s it like?

It’s like paradise, I swear that it’s nice
And by nice, I mean naughty 
You should take my advice
And go for a visit if you need some action
The holodeck can only give you half the satisfaction
  
Guess you're right, time for the full monty
Allllll night you'll have to pull 'em off me
Whoa, cowboy! You first need a horga'hn
A statue you display if you’re in need of a hard on
Lieutenant! Captain Sparks sure knows how to   pick 'em 
But you clocked me right, ready to lick 'em and stick 'em
Let’s go to Risa, it’s a planet made for pleasure
You can party hard and get it on at your leisure


CHORUS

Shore leave, and we’ve earned it
There’s a statue in my pocket and no phasers in sight
Shore leave, and we’ve earned it
Getting that jamaharon all day and all night
Jamaharon x4



Verse 2

Okay, Ensign Hall! Are you ready for some fun?
You should whip out that horga’hn to attract someone  
Let’s sit by the pool with our statues on display
Relax, I’m sure someone will be on their way 
Oh my god, there’s a hot blonde staring right at me
He’s got blue eyes and he’s 6’3”
Jesus, those abs are hard as a rock
And he’s got big feet, so I bet he’s got a big--- 
Stop...maybe let me at him first
Or you ‘bout to pull rank and live free with yer thirst?
Okay okay, you should do what entice
Plus his homegirl right there is lookin real nice
And they so, so  interested in all the things we like
Like going back to their p  lace to live our best life

Got a penthouse, They’re rich, I assume
Walk through the door
Wait, this doesn’t look like a room!
      
It’s a trap! (wrong fandom) these folks really seemed like the nicest
One thing’s for sure, captain sparks ain’t gonna like this


********
BREAKDOWN
********

Oh It’s all fun until you lose all your gear and get your jewels run

I expected this kind of shit from you ensign
For weeks I could smell the sexual tension; Butthole clenchin
Not to mention; I saw your holodeck logs and damn son
I have no idea where that pornhub holo program even came from

lieutenant ryako, I don’t even know what to say
How you gonna go and lead my bro astray
You shoulda know this shit was mayday
The minute you put that hor gan on display

you knew better, Hall; So Ryako won’t take the whole fall
I could have you out of Star fleet; With one sub space phone call
So you can take some sort of heat too; Wait, too late huh?
Thinking w your cock Got it burnin don’t it? Better call phlox

And then there’s the mugging; you went and got all your gear took?
And when I show this report to the admiral
How you think that’s gonna look?

After this disaster; you’ll both spend the next three cycles scrubbing
plasma reactors
Not to mention the factor; One minor complicator
That we can’t seem to find 
EITHER OF YOUR GOD DAMNED COMMUNICATORS

AND WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUR PANTS

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELVES




FINAL CHORUS

Shore leave, and we’ve earned it
There’s a statue in my pocket and no phasers in sight
Shore leave, and we’ve earned it
Getting that jamaharon all day and all night
Jamaharon x4

[#%^] - Ensign's Holiday (Where the Fuck Are My Pants) (ft. Ryako)

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