Fandom: Batman
Character: Alfred Thaddeus Crane

You know what it is
I came through for that heavy work
Alfred Thaddeus Crane
Last name is penny worth 
at your service
As a permanent servant,
Fervently resourceful 
I clean a plethora of surfaces. 
Hope like your sarcasm 
No chaser
Allow me to draw you a bath
note paper.
There's no caper 
like the ones my client often has-
On top of that
I had to step in as his foster dad
It's kind of sad,
He lives a life I disagree with
But I support him in the ways 
I know he knows he needs it
In the family 
Is how we keep it
I want to do more for him 
but I got to keep the secret



Rise and fall
(a sword to fall onto)
knights were made
To chase the storm
I am yours
To use on a whim 
When the lights get dim inside 


It's the original 
guy in the chair 
I'mma die in this lair
sweeping up bat shit
dressed like Fred astair
He ain't the only one to suit up
On the daily
I just want my flowers 
while i'm brave and bold and 80
Call me crazy 
But my son is batty,
He's a baby daddy
Who's baby's bratty
Who I chauffeur and caddy
They go out on the weekends
And smack whoevers laughing 
Punch line
Jokes in passing
Jokers passing out
From choking 
He provoked
But cash and clout
doesn't mean you need to buy in
You're son only knows vengeance 
And all you're teaching him is violence 
You do what you're best at
I just should've been a better dad
And way less of a "yes man"

created a mad man 
cuz nobody past flash 
can stand
The god damn
bat lad
Who, nitty gritty,
treats the city 
like his own trash can
Gothams in a gutter
What a project of passion 
I mean you've been fighting crime,
77 years young
In brevity letting me clean up
While steadily enemies team
I'm getting it plenty that we fucked
Up 
All night, 
He's breaking laws and legs
Never reading Miranda rights
You'd think I fix bullet wounds for fun
This is what happens-
When you take orders 
And checks get signed by your son
I gotta call him master
This shits a damn disaster 
Stray batarangs in the wall
Here I come through with the plaster

Rise and fall
(a sword to fall onto)
knights were made
To chase the storm
I am yours
To use on a whim 
When the lights get dim inside
On the inside

VPC 7 Round 1

SlothdubzAndRonin [OnlyOneRonin, Slothdubz] - ALFRED

Fandom:  One Piece
Character: Roronoa Zoro

Rapper: RawJaw @rawjawbreaker
Producer: Da Rap Nerd @darapnerd
Cover Art by: @ellmichelle

Lyrics:
From pencil art that was stenciled dark,
We made it to big screen by Central park,
since then its hard when a friend depart,
might enter war with no mentor garp,
Quench my parched throat, Vengeful heart,
tempered sharp, three blades when tensions spark,
first mate, never play the henchmen part,
the adventure start with my redemption arc,
Poster i saw someone was wanted,
I always take some when i want it,
killed hundreds of hundreds,
Now i've become what i hunted,
pirate a rebel Cant climb to my level,
For the highest fruit you'd side with the devil,
I will not settle For a vine or a petal,
get my slice of loot when i swipe with the metal,


jack son for oro,
put a pain in your torso,
words cut like Zoro,
If the crew leave, i’ma keep solo,
Words cut like Zoro,
If the crew leave, i’ma keep solo,
Yeah i’ma keep solo ima keep solo,
Solo solo solo solo


You left me with this sword yeah,
You left without a word yeah,
remember what you swore, yeah?
I'm still fighting for ya, warrior

Feelings sheathed in a light scabbard,
reachin, cant beat me cuz im faster,
Reasoning might scatter, Piercing the white matter,
If you think to intervene in what i'm after,
Bandana on, rain is pouring,
Hurricane stormin, rage is dormant,
Your pains & goals just aint important,
i'm aiming to trade blows with the greatest swordsmen,
Not one of those popular hot guys,
Even my teachers watch me with hawkeyes,
That's what makes stoppin me not wise,
My bounty might topple the top prize,
chopper screamin, so I run to the sound,
Sharp & gleaming but it wasn't a crown,
one in each hand & one in my mouth,
Keep my name out yours, know what i'm About

SilkRoadRunners [RawJaw, Da Rap Nerd] - Santoryu Solo

Fandom: Disenchantment
Character: Dagmar

All the lives that you took and the friends that you’d lose (repeat)

Oh Bean, my drunk dueling darling  
From a terror of a toddler   a Dreamland Starling
With an elf and a darkling, while I’m held like a carving
I can tell that our parting,  like Adele left you starving

For love, just searching for someone like you
Hello, of course it’s your mother you choose
All the lives you took and the friends you lose
And the lies mistook and loose ends confused

Dagmar is here for you, Dreamland or In Maru
A Queen and her kin of two, three, last a tad askew
Please ask the question few, brief task we ask of you
Wear this and keep a truce, dress and a hat with screws

Well it’s more of a crown
You hated being royalty but debts are inbound
Betraying deepest Loyalty is thread in our gowns
So gussy up or go below to meet your friend aground

Meet me in your dreams dear
-Not a Matron more a Matriarch
I’m lurking around
-No mistaking me for fainting lark
There’s nothing for you here
-Shaking Sheep when they hear my snarl
Meet me underground
-Quaking beats in that stubborn heart


Trajectory Euclidian, when I arrive, Oblivian
The king would cry ascidian, and rebound with amphibian
Queen? No, seems a bit more Floridian
Glad that scurvy salamander is off  to prime meridian

Was a prize at nineteen, no buck-teeth daughter
Shoulda listened to Selene, hide your fucking father
If he had only sipped the cup, I’d reach the unachievable
But with a child’s joke, it was mine to choke, inconceivable

The murderess of merkimer, if cursed or blessed you sure differ 
A turning guess to nurturer, so learn-ed best this purjerer
That this recess from burning her, might find you less concerned and sure
I am impressed but please demure, a future test will lurk further along

And drive you mad with a twinkling song
Like your father’s mind, honking and gone 
Fires burning for you and your throng
Guess I’ll save you for now, you belong

To me…


Meet me in your dreams dear
-Not a Matron more a Matriarch
I’m lurking around
-No mistaking me for fainting lark
There’s nothing for you here
-Shaking Sheep when they hear my snarl
Meet me underground
-Quaking beats in that stubborn heart

X2

Perstrami Persona [Steve Perry, Zilla Persona] - Mother Knows Best

Fandom: Resident Evil 
Character: Albert Wesker

I know these noises of the dead are not the voices in my head
Keeping focused, staying stressed
Till they all get laid to rest
Is the T the violence virus? I'm the monster making bets
No solace sirens, silent tyrants celebrate with death (hey)
You are alone
Floundering in my control
You won't be making it home
Losing your soul
This mansion is more than I've shown
I'll lead you off on your own
Use you for combat data with no one to save ya
My experiments will chase ya, waste ya, taste ya flava
"Everyday, humans come one step closer to self destruction"
In many ways, I'm here to save them
They cannot see that they're puppets
And I alone, the master might control the world, I'm after
Global dominance, with power I'll evolve the bastards

Pull the strings of genes, make the fiends make em bleed
I don't think that they see, what I've done with T
Pull the strings of genes, make the fiends make em bleed
I don't think that they see, what I've done to me

Infect myself, I am no longer a human being
I am all powerful, I'm something you have never seen
This betrayal is the start, now you'll see the pain
"Sure, I'm not human anymore, but (just) look at the power (I've) gained!" 

Pull the strings of genes, make the fiends make em bleed
I don't think that they see what I've done with T
Pull the strings of genes, make the fiends make em bleed
I don't think that they see what I've done to me

Anti Hero [BVNE, El Diaz] - T

Fandom: Harry Potter
Character: The Sorting Hat

This one goes out to my man Robert Galbraith. 
Sorting gang. We're the worst. 

[chorus] x2
If I can sort you in then I can sort you out. 
You couldn't thwart all the things that I've brought about. 
How did Lord Voldemort find supportive crowds? 
See, you're taught to be naughty in the naughty house. 

[verse 1]
I set the wheels in motion. I sense your real emotions 
and send you reeling into the field I've chosen. 
Perchance evil potions, deeds of deep revulsion. 
I'll achieve my goals as long as I meet the quotient. 
I'm not even coaching, just picking the teams 
and filling Slytherin with all of the shittiest tweens. 
These kids will be in smithereens and no one intervenes. 
My little scheme tickles me till I split at the seams. 
And Dumbledore... 
Did you think that dumdum just stumbled through the door? 
Or got that gig on merits? Like being careless 
and looking away when children perish 
in perilous scenarios? Or get very close to some scary ghost 
with varicose veins and hairy toes, wearing burial clothes? 
I put him in with confidence 
that I would find the odd use for his obtuse incompetence. 

[chorus] x2

[verse 2]
Who divides and conquers spies and plonkers? 
'Tis I, the bonnet. "And why? It's wrong?" 'Cause I'm just bonkers. 
My best sponsors are mindless wanderers, 
floundering onwards unaware of what unkindness conjures. 
Blind, unconscious, while I write destinies 
and set trajectories. Yes I'm a hat, but I pick the accessories. 
Expressed unease, rest in peace. No one suspects a headpiece, 
but I've got the future all laid out in excel spreadsheets. 
Deadbeats and death eaters make up my faculty 
I pick the children like fruit off an apple tree. 
The alchemy of apathy as I essentialize, 
categorize and emphasize the differential lines. 
Never empathize. Just spread empty lies like how Mars and Venus, 
and vulvas, ovaries, balls and penis 
share an important link, and other sordid things. 
It's a boring kink, I know, but I sort of think...

[chorus]

[outro variant]
If I can sort you in then I can sort you out. 
You couldn't thwart all the things that I've brought about. 
How did Joanne Rowling find supportive crowds? 
See, you're taught to be naughty...

.5 Quartet [Vincent E.L., Ardamus] - Sort You Out

Reading of Beautiful Fiction's To Light Another's Path
Rating Explicit

To Light Another's Path by Beautiful Fiction Ch 16

A Little Domestic

Chapter 3

From 1988, it's the One O'Clock News from the BBC

Transdiffusion Broadcasting System

BBC One O'Clock News

Original Text:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/16911270
Rating: Mature
Music: Lightly Sprung by Paul Mottram

On the Dangers of Semi-Skimmed

Nick bids farewell to a turbulent year in the company of David Yates, Newsboy from the Daily Mirror. Nick and Dave consider the impact of the latest government restrictions and wonder how long racing will be dealing with the consequences. They also consider the road ahead for the sport's administrators in 2021. Looking ahead to the weekend's racing, Nick talks extensively to Harry Fry about his favourite for the year's first Grade One at Sandown Park, while Nigel Payne drops in to reflect on receiving an MBE in the New Year Honours List.

Ep 129 - 2020 Hindsight

Hola, esta canción es una prueba de voz, estoy practicando algunas cosas, la instrumental es de Danny page, lo escuché y me encantó.
La letra es mía, me he divertido mucho, 
gracias por escuchar.

.5 Quartet [Vincent E.L., Ardamus] - Sort You Out

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