Fandom: Disenchantment
Character: Dagmar

All the lives that you took and the friends that you’d lose (repeat)

Oh Bean, my drunk dueling darling  
From a terror of a toddler   a Dreamland Starling
With an elf and a darkling, while I’m held like a carving
I can tell that our parting,  like Adele left you starving

For love, just searching for someone like you
Hello, of course it’s your mother you choose
All the lives you took and the friends you lose
And the lies mistook and loose ends confused

Dagmar is here for you, Dreamland or In Maru
A Queen and her kin of two, three, last a tad askew
Please ask the question few, brief task we ask of you
Wear this and keep a truce, dress and a hat with screws

Well it’s more of a crown
You hated being royalty but debts are inbound
Betraying deepest Loyalty is thread in our gowns
So gussy up or go below to meet your friend aground

Meet me in your dreams dear
-Not a Matron more a Matriarch
I’m lurking around
-No mistaking me for fainting lark
There’s nothing for you here
-Shaking Sheep when they hear my snarl
Meet me underground
-Quaking beats in that stubborn heart


Trajectory Euclidian, when I arrive, Oblivian
The king would cry ascidian, and rebound with amphibian
Queen? No, seems a bit more Floridian
Glad that scurvy salamander is off  to prime meridian

Was a prize at nineteen, no buck-teeth daughter
Shoulda listened to Selene, hide your fucking father
If he had only sipped the cup, I’d reach the unachievable
But with a child’s joke, it was mine to choke, inconceivable

The murderess of merkimer, if cursed or blessed you sure differ 
A turning guess to nurturer, so learn-ed best this purjerer
That this recess from burning her, might find you less concerned and sure
I am impressed but please demure, a future test will lurk further along

And drive you mad with a twinkling song
Like your father’s mind, honking and gone 
Fires burning for you and your throng
Guess I’ll save you for now, you belong

To me…


Meet me in your dreams dear
-Not a Matron more a Matriarch
I’m lurking around
-No mistaking me for fainting lark
There’s nothing for you here
-Shaking Sheep when they hear my snarl
Meet me underground
-Quaking beats in that stubborn heart

X2

VPC 7 Round 1

Perstrami Persona [Steve Perry, Zilla Persona] - Mother Knows Best

Fandom: Dragon Ball Z
Character: Perfect Cell

THIS MY FINAL FORM
THAT VIOLENT STORM'LL SEND A SHIVER DOWN YOUR SPINAL CORD
I'VE ABSORBED THE SKILLS & TACTICS OF YOUR WHOLE ENTIRE FIGHTING FORCE
I'M KNOWN FOR PEELING CAPS & MAKING TIMELINES WORSE
I'M FROM THE FUTURE WHERE THE CITY'S ALL ASHES & FLAMES
GOKU ARRIVED & Y'ALL WERE THINKING HUMANITY'S SAVED
BUT THAT HEART DISEASE FROM SPACE HAD HIM FUCKED UP!!!!!
GOKU DIED & SWEAR TO KAMI, I WAS LAUGHING FOR DAYS
I'M FROM THE FUTURE WHERE YOUR FRIENDS ARE ALL GHOSTED
TEN TOES DOWN IN MY ARENA STRAIGHT POSTED
TEN FOES DOWN, AND I BARELY EVEN NOTICED
KEEP IT FOCUSED, LOCAL FARMERS
PUMP YA SHOTTIES
THIS YOUR MOMENT!
YOU BETTER HOPE YOUR SON CAN HANDLE ME, SON
'CAUSE WHEN THIS BATTLE IS DONE IF I'VE WON IT YOUR PLANET IS DUST
I'D ESTIMATE YOUR CHANCE STATUS AS NONE
YOU AND ALL YOUR BUDDIES
SQUARE UP DUMMIES
IT'S ROUND 1


BUT YOU WASN'T EVEN BLOCKING WHERE I HIT YOU WITH THE PERFECT SHOT
Y'ALL READY OR NOT?
BETTER GET CHARGED UP
GET YOUR HAIR DYES OUT & START TURNING BLONDE
BOP BOP BOP
WHO'S UP NEXT?
WHO SAID TRUNKS?
OOPS! TRUNKS DEAD!
AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT FOR SHOWING UP TO THE GAME, BOYS DON'T FORGET


LISTEN
I THINK Y'ALL NEED TO SHOW SOME GRATITUDE
& THANK ME FOR THIS PEEK AT PERFECTION THAT I JUST GRANTED YOU
MAYBE ALL THAT TALKING'S TOO ADVANCED FOR YOU
IF YOU REALLY WANTED TO DIE ALL THEN YOU HAD TO DO WAS ASK ME, FOOLS

Perfect Cell [Joey Z, Big Fake] - Ten Toes

Fandom: Baki
Character:  Yujiro Hanma 

Yujiro
(Demon In The Back)


Intro/Bridge:
I think y’all funny/ I like y’all bloody/
I keep my shoes muddy/ Shit bout to get ugly/
Ima lion out the cage and i’m feelin jah hungry/
A savage for the ages, here to take my money/

Hook: 2x
Bitch I ain’t no hero, 
(Demon In The Back)
They call me Yujiro/
(Demon In The Back)
Alias is Ogre/
(Demon In The Back)
 Against me then its over/ 
(Demon In The Back)

Verse1: 
Kill all of your soldiers, ima one man army/
You can try to use guns, y’all weapons can’t harm me/
If you think you can stop me, than we can party/
This is not sparring, I am not Baki/
It could be karate, it will be boxing/
When the pain hits you, it is not stopping/
If you do not know me, than do not approach me/
I’ll tear out your eye just like Doppo Orochi/
You bleeding out slowly, and laying below me/
Said you was a fighter you gotta be joking/
Looks to me like you need way more experience/
Traveled the world, spread out my lineage/ 
Winnings continuous, 
Fuck all your titles, I beat all the Kios, 
Bitch, I am Survival!/





Bridge:
I think y’all funny/ 
(Demon In The Back Bruh)
I like y’all bloody/
(Demon In My Back Ya’ll)
I keep my shoes muddy/ 
(Demon In The Back Tho)
Shit bout to get ugly/
(Demon In The Back Yo)
Ima lion out the cage/
(Demon In The Back)
And i’m feelin jah hungry/
(Demon In The Back)
A savage for the ages/
(Demon In The Back)
Here to take my money/
(Demon In The Back)


Hook: 2x
Bitch I ain’t no hero, 
(Demon In The Back)
They call me Yujiro/
(Demon In The Back)
Alias is Ogre,
(Demon In The Back)
 Against me then its over/ 
(Demon In The Back)
Bitch I ain’t no hero/
They call me Yujiro/
Alias is Ogre/
Against me then its over/





END

VPC7, Round 1

Green Lotus [Osiris Green, RiotOnTheBeat] - Yujiro

Fandom: Steven Universe
Character: Spinel

playtime is a song written from the perspective of the character Spinel from Steven Universe the Movie, who in the film is brought to a place of anger from her feelings of abandonment and decides to take out her pain on those who the person she thought loved her had chosen instead.

----


That's right, I'm not the one to love
And but a fool to dream
That's right, I'm not the one to love 
My solo losing team
That's right, I'm not the one to love
Some plaything you don't need
Implied that I was good enough
but that wasn't what you'd mean

--

That's right, my Rose has thorns to spare
Chose from those who'd care, I didn't make the cut
Bright light's supposed to burn, so fair
Goes to show we shared unbidden cravings

But it's like time spent with gems depends
On whims and ends that tend to shift and bend for some
She'd lied but I played pretend because
(I thought we were best friends)

Such a clod to trust and want you
Ushered on through signs of threats
Hence rushed and got too much involved
You'd once upon new times for deference

Burned not read, deferred to death
While blurred intent left much distress
I learned instead, then heard he'd said 
(I love my friends)

--

That's right, I'm not the one to love 
And but a fool to dream
That's right, I'm not the one to love 
My solo losing team
That's right, I'm not the one to love
Some plaything you don't need
Implied that I was good enough
but that wasn't what you'd mean

--

I don't wanna play no more, forewarning
Know every available port is storming
Time to come and take what's yours
Performing hostilities for culpabilities you're ignoring

But I was so adorable, right? Your darling
Now I'm such horrible sight and starving
How durable is your world to blight? It's starting
Deplorable basket case not asking to bargain

Beg your pardon but the loneliest of stones hit the dark
In the garden where the only thing we'd grow is apart
Now I've hardened far too slowly, only known for the sharp bits
For audience of one heartless narcissist in charge

You're not her but hide behind a target shaped grin
You've prospered, denying me the cross I've beared since
Imposter! I've lost all so you could just exist?
Your roster's soon crossed off my to do justice list

--

That's right, I'm not the one to love 
Harm or be harmed it seems
That's right, I'm not the one to love 
Your turn to lose some things
That's right, I'm not the one to love
Now playtime's over, see?
Feels like now I'm not good at all
And I'm gonna watch you bleed

ExtraDial [Damn Selene, lizardgrove] - playtime

Fandom: Cowboy Bebop
Character: Jet Black

They know me well 
My rep precedes me
I’m the best at what I do
Get a clue
Yeah yeah

It’s show and tell
When they see me
I’m the best at what I do
Get a clue
Yeah yeah

You’re in my space
Aye
This is my race
Aye
You will always be behind me


Don’t talk to me like I’m mad
No no
Don’t talk to me like I’m mad
Don’t do it

That’s a throwback for ya
Forget what I can do and it could go bad for ya
Been in the trenches building a rep
You know why they call me black dog
Not because I’m savage with the ladies. 
I won’t cap nah
But if you got baggage that you hate and
Need it tracked down
I got the squad to do it. It’s gravy
Put the cash down
Aye

Y’all hypin lil bro cuz he reckless
Okay
But we both borderline obsessive
Yeah
Look at me, I’m constantly progressing
He’s stuck in his past
And it’s sad


That’s why I’m the leader
I stay in my bag
I'm not the one. You gotta pay for the task
I’m Emeril Lagasse
If you in my posse
If you think I use too much flavor just ask

I stay on my Ragu I’m saucing
They know that it’s costly
To blip on my radar I’m fast
To turn a bounty into a pile of cash
Can’t trust many people
Cuz friendship is evil 
like Udai. Betrayal, it seems like a Fad
Being naive costs and arm and leg
If you’re lucky you might add some shine from the trash
You’ll catch the blues trying to hide when we track
And it goes like


They know me well 
My rep precedes me
I’m the best at what I do
Get a clue
Yeah yeah

It’s show and tell
When they see me
I’m the best at what I do
Get a clue
Yeah yeah

You’re in my space
aye
This is my race
aye
You will always be behind me



If you’re on my bad side I’m a shark
Always been paper first even for pleasure
Want full pockets like I hit Spiders from Mars
Sometimes your circle is brilliant
But take too many risks hold order in high disregard

Constantly feel like I’m babysitting
Look I’m mean with the steel but I’ll slay the kitchen
Trip and I don’t need to act cause Faye can get you
Easy to feel secure when the lady’s Vicious
And that pun was intended
Respected so I just have fun with the system

Plus when I’m spittin
I glide on the track like it’s Astro (Astral)
Not talking bout Gate hackers. I’m past those
Grind hard. Look I hate slackers. I bag folks
Turn em in. Take the cake. After I dash though
Have fun. Raise the stakes. Gotta Make it stack mo’

Might try to gamble with the Woolongs
You can’t even handle what my GroupOn
Not talking discounts either. Full price up front or you gone
You want beef I’ll give you bell peppers to chew on

Keep it moving if you say my star could fall
I know losing people might be too hard for y’all
But I’ve been ditched I’ve been broken I’ve been scarred and all
Should have abandonment issues the way they’ve all run off

But I grieve when I grind
My heart’s gonna bleed every time
Til I find my peace still inside
That’s after I reach deep in my mind
My heart’ll catch the blues but I still remain a beast can't deny


They know me well 
My rep precedes me
I’m the best at what I do
Get a clue
Yeah yeah

It’s show and tell
When they see me
I’m the best at what I do
Get a clue
Yeah yeah

You’re in my space
aye
Shipping my place
aye
You will always be behind me

Deshko [Kadesh Flow, Ryako] - Show'NTell

Fandom: Harry Potter
Character: The Sorting Hat

This one goes out to my man Robert Galbraith. 
Sorting gang. We're the worst. 

[chorus] x2
If I can sort you in then I can sort you out. 
You couldn't thwart all the things that I've brought about. 
How did Lord Voldemort find supportive crowds? 
See, you're taught to be naughty in the naughty house. 

[verse 1]
I set the wheels in motion. I sense your real emotions 
and send you reeling into the field I've chosen. 
Perchance evil potions, deeds of deep revulsion. 
I'll achieve my goals as long as I meet the quotient. 
I'm not even coaching, just picking the teams 
and filling Slytherin with all of the shittiest tweens. 
These kids will be in smithereens and no one intervenes. 
My little scheme tickles me till I split at the seams. 
And Dumbledore... 
Did you think that dumdum just stumbled through the door? 
Or got that gig on merits? Like being careless 
and looking away when children perish 
in perilous scenarios? Or get very close to some scary ghost 
with varicose veins and hairy toes, wearing burial clothes? 
I put him in with confidence 
that I would find the odd use for his obtuse incompetence. 

[chorus] x2

[verse 2]
Who divides and conquers spies and plonkers? 
'Tis I, the bonnet. "And why? It's wrong?" 'Cause I'm just bonkers. 
My best sponsors are mindless wanderers, 
floundering onwards unaware of what unkindness conjures. 
Blind, unconscious, while I write destinies 
and set trajectories. Yes I'm a hat, but I pick the accessories. 
Expressed unease, rest in peace. No one suspects a headpiece, 
but I've got the future all laid out in excel spreadsheets. 
Deadbeats and death eaters make up my faculty 
I pick the children like fruit off an apple tree. 
The alchemy of apathy as I essentialize, 
categorize and emphasize the differential lines. 
Never empathize. Just spread empty lies like how Mars and Venus, 
and vulvas, ovaries, balls and penis 
share an important link, and other sordid things. 
It's a boring kink, I know, but I sort of think...

[chorus]

[outro variant]
If I can sort you in then I can sort you out. 
You couldn't thwart all the things that I've brought about. 
How did Joanne Rowling find supportive crowds? 
See, you're taught to be naughty...

.5 Quartet [Vincent E.L., Ardamus] - Sort You Out

Know Shoes, Know Served (NoShoes Diss)

Eazali Done steps into the fire on “Cooked In Hell’s Kitchen” — a raw, lyrical display forged in struggle, hunger, and ambition. This track blends street wisdom with sharp wordplay and relentless flow, showing what happens when pressure turns pain into power. From the flames to the fame, this one’s all about surviving the heat and coming out stronger.

Cooked In Hells Kitchen

Я уношу твою суку — она хочет шоу, 
Я уношу твою суку — она просит more,
Она не знает, что это hoe season
Она не знает, что это сука duck season


Мои все карты покемонов — только в голографе,
Таскаю твою суку, без жалости как Puffy.
Снимает с меня Snow Beach, в Москве, в отеле Ritz,
По всему телу kiss, ей нужен Butter Muffin.

Мой член как сладкий сахар, молись, чтоб не вошли,
Чтоб я не был рядом, будто O.J. Симпсон.
Stop and listen — это hoes season,
На мне Polo, я весь сияю, как 9mm.

На этот раз я твой babysitter,
Cum & get some — I’m the chosen one. 
Я твой real dream dealer.
Попробуй выйти, я покажу кто здесь killa,
Во мне свэга больше, чем весит SIL'A

Я уношу твою суку — она хочет шоу, 
Я уношу твою суку — она просит more,
Ballin’ like a pro, в Canada Goose, в отеле Four Seasons,
Там будет reason — где я буду ебать твою boo

Я уношу твою суку — она хочет шоу, 
Я уношу твою суку — она просит more,
Она не знает, что это hoe season
Она не знает, что это сука duck season


HOE SEASON (dankmix)

How The Game Goes

VERSE 1:
Y’all need to work on ya flow,
Ain’t no punchline, that is facts,
Ax list for the Nerdcore show,
Bro, thank you for that.
As I’m inquiring the list,
I require assistance.
Never heard of most of ya’s,
We volley fire in the system,
'Cause THIS IS WAR BITCHES
Ha!
Just remember this for fun,
Y’all need to step y’all game up some
Better shoot back or run cause,
This. Is. WAR.
If I know y’all personally,
Y’all really gon get flamed,
With Cam3 and J on the beat,
Y’all winning? There’s no way!
Say

I am Full Metal, Nomad just a name, 
I’ll break all your pixels,
Equivalent exchange,
Speaking full metal, yo Bandit the Ill,
Expecting all y’all songs to glitch up a lil,
I’ll Dive on y’all Bars,and dab on Stalara,
Myk Media's YouTube soar due to the drama, 
And Jolimus Prime, you won’t win a dime,
Too busy bitching that your black is a crime
Got that Konami code love,
But Oh-mi, I am the queen, B,
If you go up-up-down on me,
You gon be wearing my hoodie,
Sweet with the flow, diabetes,
Level so high, I’m Type 3,
Ain’t afraid of making enemies,
Multiply 'em, Mr Meeseeks

CHORUS:
Better watch ya team,
As we step into the scene,
Wiped clean as you hear em scream
This is WAAAAAR!
I will claim the ring,
And I’m already the Queen,
Better bring it Nerdcore 'cause
This is WAAARRRR
Better watch ya team,
As we step into the scene,
Wiped clean, hearin' niggas scream
This is WAAAAAR
I will claim the ring,
And I’m already the Queen,
Better bring it Nerdcore, 'cause
This is WAAARRRR

VERSE 2:
Y’all know I rep Wreck The System, 
But the rest ain’t on our team 
Me and Cam, we made wreck,
Please don’t expect to destroy me 
I’ll make Osiris who he’s meant to be, 
Judging all these dead MC’s, 
Call me his brother, cause he’ll get murdered, 
That’s Typhon in pharaohs speech

Then Twill Distilled, she’ll get pedigreed,
Y’all better make an assembly
Primal winds are swirling round my enemy,
I am far beyond potential energy,
Double Dragon, that's skeptikal Danny G,
And Kadesh hating Tetris is comedy,
Mr Boujee, think you can slaughter me?
Give that boy's confidence a lobotomy, 
Honestly

Mentally ill, I’ll be makin them feel, 
They should head for the hills,
With this shit eatin' grin,
Fire at will till there’s no one to kill,
2-Ton I go tearin in while Ardamus yellin, 
With Vincent EL and there’s no one I’m sparin,
Feelin like Eren, this shit eatin' grin,
Lovin the thrill, eatin' MC’s as meals,
Better save em or they’ll be Storyville

Lizardgrove ain’t taking ova,
We Crocodile Dundee,
If I see their hair on another character,
I'ma be like Damn Selene!
King Beaker may slice my neck, 
Not worried bout Lex,
Before his beats do resurrect,
Turn Shawn Solo to Shawn Of The Dead

CHORUS
Better watch ya team,
As we step into the scene,
Wiped clean as you hear em scream
This is WAAAAAR!
I will claim the ring,
And I’m already the Queen,
Better bring it Nerdcore 'cause
This is WAAARRRR
Better watch ya team,
As we step into the scene,
Wiped clean, hearin' niggas scream
This is WAAAAAR
I will claim the ring,
And I’m already the Queen,
Better bring it Nerdcore, 'cause
This is WAAARRRR

.5 Quartet [Vincent E.L., Ardamus] - Sort You Out

NerdcoreVPC