Bigg Notty:  Come one come all
Air ya dirty drawers
At the first annual nerdcore vpc haters ball
I'm ya host big naughty
We out here on the red carpet 
Smells like an armpit
This'll be over alot faster if we just get it started


Smokee B- V1


These muhfuckin crews ain't shit
Ya'll think they gon lose they shit?
Yo let me know to these average Joez is this some muhfuckin Wu Tang shit
I'm on my Pootie Tang tip
Whip a hater like Sa Da Te'
Sign yo petty on the runny kine get line
Me and mine playa hatin like all damn day
Listen what the Big Tall man say
Whatcha finna do with all that hate?
up in the facebook group
Spittin all dat poop like "dat song wasnt all that great"
Everybody hatin quit bitchin about it
I be hatin too I just dont be twitching about it
We some heavy hittin haters feelin different about it
Tryna hear the testament, let's give it to Prowess


Prowess the Testament- V1


All these tears in the VPC, I drink ‘em with coffee
So sorry that you can’t get a 3, yeah, that’s even you Bobby…
No apologies, these policies here to keep all of these little prodigies
Under my boot, yeah, that’s a prophecy, these An Hobbes/2-Ton Philosophies, stop frolicking,
On Twitch making hits like you got supreme, that’s a Taco, check the barcode
I’m hearing these hi hats sound like dry cats Klop posted, it’s mind blowing,
Ya’ll gotta make remix on the first round? Desh ya’ll ready for the thirst now?
Posting them traps, those ain’t raps, no caps…ya’ll gotta go rehearse, now…




Bobby Arson-V1


This motherfucking vibe aiint it 
Run a joke until the drive train quits
me and Smokee here bye that bitch
put up blinders survive that shit


Little Notty thanks for having me here
They've been hating on my verses for a couple of years
yall should dig deep and peep your inner self
instead of fucking with Twitch, try calling better help 


-What they doin?  Hatin on us
Bitch I'm the Boss-


All- HATE (like a whole lot of it)


Bigg Notty: Bigg Notty back for more
mouf like a 12 gauge shotty atcha door
and now, the moment all you haters been waitin for
It's time to present one of these motherfuckers the hater of the year award


Smokee B-V2




How could you not be a hater
Hate the challenge hate the player
Hate the judges hate the beat hate the vocalist creators
Hate a hater
Hate a coconut
All these haters choking up
Hard shell but
Sweet n chewy when they broken up
I been just joking, fuck
Still causing a ruckus
Haters of the year unless the judges fuck us
Ah, fuck em 
Gotta love em
They ain't used to me 
I hear that Navi aint half the beard that they used to be
Scuse me, damnSelene
Like a hot damn mess
 sorry for your pop filter 
Witcha plant based hotdog breath
Got alot left to say w my chest
Taking shots at these nerdcore doggone vets
Mark Cooper rap like he got dusty shoes
All of Bobby's spider kicks look busted too
But I need a heater so I'm fuckin trusting you 
To burn these clowns down arson at the circus dude


Bobby Arson-V2


come in hot like Deshy 
berserk flow and no shirt
cringing watching Joey Z
selfie a slow jerk
thanks for the notes though
dog I didn't ask
but I laughed at the old drunk guy
 in the kids mask


16 Joshes, hard to hear the difference
Kermit and Dr. Teeth Jammin in the distance
Couple of Muppets, and Beaker makes three
Oh wait thats just An Hobbes and XOC


Hard to hate it here
the way my raps get treated
But I gotta hate a game
where a vets never defeated
Hate feeling cheated 
And still I do
hate the way you haters float your fucking hate reviews


so, fuck it


we came to bang
shorty on deck 
You know my gang 
it's KKMDS
Demon Nerds and 1up funk
we at the ball
Prowess got that haterade
Hit em with the claw(s)

VPC7 Round 4

The Southern Demon Nerd - Player Hater's Ball (ft. Prowess the Testament & Bobby Arson)

Ooh, it's a sexy ass beat in the headphones
I was moving my feet even when I was alone,
Now we're close, and you're closing the door
I want more, baby show me what you got

Like a head in the sky, feeling so high,
Now I'm being lain down low, so slow, oh my
So nice, we caress, fingers run across your chest
Running through the little hairs, like a nest, come here...

I get close and I whisper in your ear
All the things you know I wanna hear, and some you don't
I say "Mike, every castle needs a moat", "and you know,
that you're mine, you protect me like the outermost

wall of a keep", "you're the lord to my lady, but baby,
there's something you should know":
They're saying we make fun of rap. They say we're whack.

They say we're whack?

"You're making fun of rap!"
wHy dOn'T yOu cRy aBoUt iT
"You're rhymes are fuckin whack!"
wHy dOn'T yOu cRy aBoUt iT
"I wish you'd take it seriously, it's not good, not for me"
wHy dOn'T yOu cRy aBoUt iT

Ohh, I'm in bed,
tucked up tight for the night, I'm wrecked, all set,
For a helluva snooze, got a flight direct
Down to noddy land, I body slam,
Down on the sheets, so silky soft,  
And I'm lost in the dreams in my head, instead

DING DING on the phone on my nightstand
Right then, message on read
"They're saying we make fun of rap"
"They say we're whack"
Now I'm shell-shocked staring at the text
Hit em with the "new phone, who dis?", Frank says "dude it's,
me" and you know what's next 
We hold each other tight, we cry together 
We try to make it better cos we're so depressed

And the messages are coming in the streams.
Y'all motherfuckers mean.

"You're making fun of rap!"
wHy dOn'T yOu cRy aBoUt iT
"You're rhymes are fuckin whack!"
wHy dOn'T yOu cRy aBoUt iT
"I wish you'd take it seriously, it's not good, not for me"
wHy dOn'T yOu cRy aBoUt iT

When you, go hat shopping you want a hat
So how is that bad? Your feedback is whack
Not my raps, I'm hot and my rapping is sick
Like a dog when its got a paralysis tick

Click click, have you ever ever felt like this
When strange things happen and you're going round the twist? (this is a reference to an australian show you don't know)
A group from Down Under just went over your head (this is a reference to how you didn't get that last reference)

We're under ya bed, like Sulley, 
And we're landing on the Hudson
Guns on my belt, I'm hot and my rapping is sick
You can celebrate this dick

*random hype noises*

Spandex Moose is the best band!
In the VPC, every year!

Spandex Moose are the best rappers!
In history, this is some Wu Tang Shit

Celebrate (Spandex Moose!) come on!


It's the moose, dawg
Number One like Hoops, dawg (this is another funny reference you don't get but it's funny trust me)
Thats the truth, dawg
Two man wrecking crew, dawg
We're just front-page news, dawg
Call us Murdochs

We're from the Antipodese
Yeah antipod-eez nuts

You had garlic? How bout you garlic my butthole

Kings of the mic
And if you don't like it?
wHy dOn'T yOu cRy aBoUt iT
*mic drop*

Spandex Moose [Mike Bananas, Frank Danger] - wHy dOn'T yOu cRy aBoUt iT (ft. Joey Zed)

Lyrics
[Obvious]
Seek fear to overcome it. 
We’ve done it.
They say it gets easier, and dammit it doesn’t
You just get better and goddammit I’ve done it 
Dozens and dozens of fights that I’ve won It feels like nothing, it’s really something

[JOEY Z (Obvious)]
GET UP KEITH
SAY IT WITH YOUR CHEST MOTHER FUCKER
(What if I mess it up?)
IT'S COOL, THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT TIME BROTHER
IF THINGS ARE GETTING TOUGH THEN YOU'RE PROBABLY DOING SOMETHING RIGHT
(And if I fall?)
THAT'S JUST ANOTHER CHANCE TO RISE

[Obvious (JOEY Z)]
Allright, I’ll take a minute think about it
I think I got it. 
I’ll get it in and put it down 
regardless the rawness.
I used to struggle to get it started
But here we are
(HITTING EVERY SHOT?)
No, but I’ve acquired my target. 
Visualize it then execute it, and (keep it loose)
I don’t need a conclusion just a shot to resume
And every time I improve every songs the proof of the doubts I’ve removed. I got smoke to consume Let’s go

[Chorus]
[JOEY Z & Big Fake]
Just remember (remember) that your not alone. (You’re not alone)
You have to learn to forgive yourself before you can grow.

[JOEY Z (Obvious)]
WHY ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY FROM FAILURE?
ROUGH SEAS MAKE TOUGHER SAILORS
(WHAT IF MY SONG SUCKS?)
LITERALLY DOESNT MATTER
FUCKIN DUST YOURSELF OFF & MAKE ANOTHER SONG LATER
LISTEN UP, IM NOT TALENTED, I'M SKILLED, I MADE THIS
I WASNT BORN WITH IT, I GAINED IT
THRU A TON OF TIME & EFFORT
BLOOD, SWEAT & TEARS
SHARPENING MY BLADES & OVERCOMING ALL MY FEARS
YOU CAN DO IT TOO

[Chorus 2]

[Big Fake]
All the faces that you've worn
All the pages that you've torn
All the songs you haven't written yet
Look at the blank pages, that's where your new beginning's at
Just remember, there's no ending, no destination
It's about the journey, the process, the shit you're still facin'
Perfection doesn't exist
But if you want my honest answer then satisfaction with yourself is bout as close as you can get

[Obvious]
This Is that do it like I’ve already done it
It’s that Stay on the ladder and get on that next rung shit.
It’s that riddle with the Obvious answer, advance, motherfucker hoist the anchor.
Do something with the main mast, maintain fast velocity 
reciprocate generosity
it’s obvious that obvious lee has questionable qualities, not questionable quality. 
Thanks Fake thanks Z, your both the shit, semicolon; colostomy
And shouts to the whole damn community
I fell welcome here
That feeling means a lot to me.
 I think I got the vibe down  
thanks for the vibe assist.
An impact so big you’ll be like 
“how wide is this?”
Everybody’s  gonna learn 
exactly what time it is
Obvious Lee’s the answer and the question is “I am legit?”

Obvious Corruption [Obvious Lee, Cosmic Ray Corruption] - Not Alone (ft. Joey Z & Big FAKE)

[beef]
tanner cook me up a hot one
add a bunch of filters, make me sound like johnny rotten

[tanner]
ADD A FEW GUITARS?

[beef]
well I kinda think we oughta

[tanner]
JUST A COUPLE MINUTES

[beef]
I appreciate ya brother
so the other day we had posted up our tunes
I checked up on the news and I saw a few reviews 

[tanner]
YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T DO IT

[beef]
yea I know it

[tanner]
KINDA STUPID

[beef]
and I tried to just ignore it but I kinda fuckin blew it
but
These people say I'm in a pocket
this a joke about how there's not that many women that would rock it?
cause i'll have you know that there's been women rocking it for years

[tanner]
I DON'T THINK THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE SAYING

[beef]
what they saying?

[tanner]
IT APPEARS THAT
THEY THINK THAT YOU DO THE SAME THING

[beef]
like my raps are all the same?

[tanner]
NOT EXACTLY

[beef]
what they mean?

[tanner]
TO BE HONEST, I DON'T REALLY KNOW

[beef]
they don't like my flow?
like my attitude or how I rock it at a show?
I'll be honest it's shaking me
don't go mocking my bravery, confidence used to saving me
but this isn't so savory
anyway, Tanner, where did you go?

[tanner]
I DON'T KNOW

[beef]
Wormhole?

[tanner]
JUST FIND ME IN THE FUTURE, BRO!

[beef]
Then a being did appear as a vision
she had the look of a scholar, a warrior in position 
then she whispered..

[twill]
Welcome to my dimension Beefy

[beef]
holy shit!

[twill]
Welcome to my world listen up cause i’m talkin
This dimension has everything it’s a knowledge composite
And I can give you the answers you need but you better not drop it

[beef]
Oh no aw shit

[twill]
Wait what’s wrong?

[beef] 
I don’t have enough pockets!

[twill]
I’m not trying to come across out of pocket
But the kids down stairs they think that you’ve lost it
And I’ve got pockets on pockets on pockets on pockets
Of ideas to get you back on the market
Just try it, don't knock it
Cause you’re gonna love it
Just hold on to my every word
Written on this docket
Why do you keep stoppin
I told you to rock it
If you’re hangry then eat a snickers
Or a hot pocket
BITCH

[beef]
Yo what the hell is this
It looks just like my house but everything looks just like shit
Everything smells just like piss

[dark beef]
who's been in my biz
sniffing up all my piss covered shit?

[beef]
Wtf?

[dark beef]
someone wanna come in and knock on throne
could never just leave me alone 
So I throw em a bone like a K9
shook but i stay fly
look like the same guy
i do not know why
maybe im warrior he like the renegade
i cloud be president he could be running mate
feel like I'm being played
should i eliminate
is weird that i kinda wanna penetrate

[beef]
Naw, me too, but here's the the thing dude
 ended up here from a chick with a space tube

[dark beef]
If true, that's bigly news

[beef]
you talk like that  here?

[dark beef]
Yeah you should too
never had fans and I never did shows 
but i think it's because they all envy my flows
i can do anything sound just like anyone
Keith is the best, ichiban, baby number 1

[beef]
K
Got to get back to my home
Gotta get out of this zone
before I go 
I gotta know
why you hostile if we're the same bro?

[dark beef]
Oh
See all those things that you got on your pants
like 2 on the sides and 2 cover the ass

[beef]
you talking bout pockets?

[dark beef]
yeah. we don't got that

[beef]
no pockets? that's nonsense

I’m in my pocket
In my pocket, I’mma rock it yo
I’m in my pocket
In my pocket, I’mma rock it
Here we go
I’m in my pocket
In my pocket, I’mma rock it
There’s no way that I could stop it
I just rock it from my pocket, yo!

Muscle Laughing Shrimp [Beefy, tanner4105] - Pockets (ft. Twill Distilled)

Death Cruise


Verse 1:


Cam: 
We on a BOAT
Finally off that Lonely Island
(YAH)
Singing shanties like we banshees
Harmonizing with Siren
(HAH)
Along with Lex
PSX flexin' like Hans Zimmer
Toast to the Odyssey, we bobbed and weaved
Being the shark's dinner
(STRAIGHT UP)


Siren: 
Who’s the winner of this lottery
honestly, probably me
was lost at sea but now i’m free
(laugh) flawless victory!
This Odyssey is a rare commodity
It's where I wanna be
Abroad this amphibious prodigy
Unforeseen prophecy


Lex: 
Boat was rocking we hoping it doesn’t topple over/ poppin bottles we pass em and drop em over/ never  paid but hey at least i got closure/ lost in the deep but at least we not sober 


Hook:
ALL: 
[Singing] We're off the Island
(Hootie Hoo)
[Rapping] It was lonely but found my homies, what's above is also below me
[Singing] We’re just survivin
(Hootie Hoo)
[Rapping] We might be smelly, at least we're free, all good things come in threes


Verse 2:


Lex:
Especially trees and i just twisted up fear it got me twisted up/ swear i had a chance to shake and i just messed it up/ drifting up the current of blood I’m in a trance/ lifting up my spirits for courage but i can’t




Siren:
Take a chance and dance with the siren
we'll have you spiralin, desirin more
shots of Patron, we'll have you in the zone
moving like a cyclone, you'll never be alone
Please Cam, turn up the Jams, cuz Lex is too stoned


Cam:
So isolated since the plague hit
Felt like several ages/
Gimme that bottle, so I can
Make like this fog and get hella faded/
Inebriated and vibing
To this creepy beat/
Swapping tales as we sail
Down the VP Sea/




Hook:
ALL: 
[Singing] We're off the Island
[Rapping] It was lonely but found my homies, what's above is also below me
[Singing] We’re Barely Thrivin
[Rapping] We might be smelly, at least we're free, all good things come in threes
Siren:
Well, for the time being




Verse 3


Siren: (Pass to Cam)
All we need's a handful of Pirate Booty, We're not choosy
Groupies flocking like seagulls to feast upon their skulls
Remember keep a pulse going, blood flowing, where you going Cam?!
Damn, I know you ate J, it’s okay, she was prey




Cam:
Wait, now am I trippin'?
Did y'all see the lights flicker?
(Nah-uh)
The vibe is really Silent Hilly
And this fog gettin thicker/
(Uh-huh)
Don't get it twisted, this ain't Gilligan
Ya mans not the Skipper/
(NOPE)
Off the rip, I'll abandon ship
I'm the awesomest swimmer/
(DOPE)




Lex:
A crab just plucked both my eyes from their sockets i can’t hear myself scream but i hear the devil talking (kill them)/ vomit from the pain and I’m choking on my dread/ brain is leaking out my head am i alive or am i dead all i know is 




Hook:
ALL: 
[Singing] We're off the Island
[Rapping] It was lonely but found my homies, what's above is also below me
[Singing] We're out of Hidin
[Rapping] We might be smelly, at least we're free, all good things come in threes




Verse 4:


Siren: (Pass to Everyone cuz Takeover)
[Yay!] Finally now you're souls are mine, Sorry boys, you've run out of time
Just look how their souls shine, a true sight, so divine, get in line
We haven't eaten in days, we've been deprived of such fine wine
Now all we have are these human swine, it's fine, dip’em in brine!!!


Lex:
Slip and just glide/ water on glass/ seems like the storm just passed/ wow/ maybe it was all just a dream seem cool so we gotta calm down/ swear i was scared i was screaming all out/ but wait it’s oh no cam bro check the water i just seen my reflection i don’t have a face/ i don’t think we made it


Cam:
(Well no shit)
Eaten by a demon
Wasn't on my bingo card
This the worst surprise/
(WEAKSAUCE)
But at least the token black dude
Doesn't have to be the first to die/
(YEEHAW?)
Is it karma for making J
Into chicken parma?
Well it was worth a try/
(I sorry)
Man I really hope my soul gives this ho
Bubble guts mixed with turpentine/
(Haichu)

2 Cannonz [SirenSeraph, PSX] - Death Cruise (ft. Cam3 & Lex Lingo)

Chorus -x2
Ayyye yo whats that right there?
Nothin but them blue skies right there so
Take a load off, Kick your feet up
Get a drink in your hand and turn the beat up !

Verse1- Story Ville
1up Funk and Floe Riden, 
who'dve thought we'd be stranded on the same island?
one convenient coinky-dink, fill up the cup, clink-clink,
 smooth sailing if we don't spring a leak and sink!


Verse 2- Hookshot
Nothin but them blue skies on the sunshine tip
I hit the snooze, now its 9:06 - take a dip
catch a fish, and then whip up some popcorn shrimp
(sv)slap hands with hookshot (both) then light that splif !

Chorus x2-
Ayyye yo whats that right there?
Nothin but them blue skies right there so
Take a load off, Kick your feet up
Get a drink in your hand and turn the beat up !

Verse 3 - Story Ville
Loungin on the deck of the scooner, 
was looking like sure doom just a moment sooner/
now it's mai thais and shuffle board,
 coast to coast celebration port to starboard, all aboard!

Vesrse 4 - Hookshot
Poppa got sick and Bobby hopped with him 
What more can I say? GONE FISHIN !!!
Yeah life's short Ima' level with you
So kick your feet up baby we got nothin better to do ! 
THATS WHATSUP

Chorus -x2
Ayyye yo whats that right there?
Nothin but them blue skies right there so
Take a load off, Kick your feet up
Get a drink in your hand and turn the beat up !

Scratch Verse-
WHAT MORE CAN I SAY ? GONE FISHIN !!!

BPM CHANGE-
XOC -
This is captain XoC speaking.
 There seem to be 3 men floating on a log, on the starboard side of my ship. 
I need these men pulled aboard immediately.

PART 2 

Verse 1 - XOC
Alright gents, we travel thru the world, you gotta see
, living like a king, while you journey on my odyssey,
big shots here, y’all stick out like an oddity, possibly,
 i could help ya out, come and follow me, 

up in the party, you gentlemen can let go,
 SS Sin, I’m the muthafuken Xo, get low, 
(HS) - WTF is that?!(SV) - pterodactyls?
 gotta baby T-Rex in the back, and he wrestles!

Verse 2 - Storyville
I'm not tryin to wrestle a giant reptile
 this vessel's cirque de Soleil but with sex dolls
/ A mad menagerie of bad bad fantasies,
 odd audacities, all while lost at sea

Verse 3 - Hookshot
Everybody naked or covered in paint
lingerie and origonal fur - Hudsons Bay
Hooky gunna be doin some fuckin today
makin it rain champaign they dont know how to behave !

Verse 4 - Storyville
Ry got swept away in the escapades,
undressed ladies waiting but I best refrain/
they alluring and luring me in and winning me over,
so I'm slipping and giving in for doin some sinning

Verse 5 - Hookshot
Beautiful women littered in silk and topaz
Little poeple running around exposing their gonads
Animal masks and top hats to throw down
Bluts so big, gotta holdem with both hands !

Verse 6 - XOC 
That’s right you gotta use both hands, with no plans,
 to hone in on the moment, gotta view it with no stance,
 eyes wide open on a journey with no lands,
 sailing thru the water, getting pleasure like no man,

 no chance, you getting sick of the bromance, 
this place rocks, all the women wear no pants,
 what’s even better, all the women are your fans, 
so have a good time, all the fun is in your hands!

Verse 7 - Hookshot
Well it doesnt really look like anybody's gunna be judging anyone for the CRAZED SHIT
Better buckle up its gunna be a hell of a night, see you in the AM if I make it...

1up Funk [Bobby Arsen, Hookshot] - Gone Fishin (ft. Storyville & XOC)

30 second intro.
Ardamus: check it check it check it….it goes like this….XOC is in the house….Vincent E.L. they're in the house...Ardamus I'm in the house….Point Seven 5 we're in the house and….(intro fades)


(Intro fades. Then intro of beat drops)
(Banter from Vincent E. L. and XOC? Optional)


Chorus:
Ardamus: I'm celebratin' elevating other paths
Never settle fo.r the medal when the devil stab a brotha's back
Break the bank, break it down but dont break ya neck
You can take a chill pill still while you take the check 
XOC: -Everything is changing I’m no longer what I thought about, 
steady rearranging, the complaining getting smothered out,
 begging for forgiveness, those are things I do not talk about,
 burying my past, take my future on another route -
Vincent E. L.:I've been depressed of late and estimate 
it's not my last time feeling less than great, 
but as I investigate my mind in its present state, 
I guess you could say it's better than yesterday. Arda, you good? 
A: Damn right, I'm good. Yo XO are you good? 
X: Damn right, I'm good. E. L. are you good?
V: All things considered, I'm good.
All: damn right yo it's still all good




Verses pt. 1
X:-Blessed be my day, cause I finally could say so, 
blessed be my day, I no longer have to lay low,
 blessed be my day cause it’s looking like a new one, 
finally can say I made it out of the confusion
A:Illusion, Enforced vision of course hit em'
core twitchin' rewired my whole support system
Hundid percent, come get me, run efficiently 
sippin' rum, having some epiphanies
V: Just when I think I've forgotten how to write, 
and any other thought is out of sight and inspiration's not about to strike, 
I hear this sound, and it's like I'm surrounded by 
astounding amounts to type and signs that life is finally right. 


Chorus:
Ardamus: I'm celebratin' elevating other paths
Never settle for the medal when the devil stab a brotha's back
Break the bank, break it down but dont break ya neck
You can take a chill pill still while you take the check 
XOC: -Everything is changing I’m no longer what I thought about, 
steady rearranging, the complaining getting smothered out,
 begging for forgiveness, those are things I do not talk about,
 burying my past, take my future on another route -
Vincent E. L.:I've been depressed of late and estimate 
it's not my last time feeling less than great, 
but as I investigate my mind in its present state, 
I guess you could say it's better than yesterday. Arda, you good? 
A: Damn right, I'm good. Yo XO are you good? 
X: Damn right, I'm good. E. L. are you good?
V: All things considered, I'm good.
All: damn right yo it's still all good


Verses pt. 2
V: It's a new dawn, new day, new life, 
loose ties turn to tight bonds when the glue dries. 
Up ahead, a promise of blue skies, 
as long as I choose wisely as I deduce where the truth lies.  
X:-Vision the imagery, 
talk about the balance and the symmetry,
Witness an existence with a past they planted into me,
Started as a child, when they promptly ran it into me,
You kidding me, left me here with years to fight the misery
A:- Oozin' out my pores, blood and sweat
Held back the tears with enough regrets
I'm slowin' down, speedin' up, the revelation
Happens everytime around the team when we're….

.5 Quartet [Vincent E.L., Ardamus] - Still All Good (ft. XOC)

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