In this game you play the role of a plucky young aquaculture farmer. 
Our journey covers the character creation setup of the piece. 

There's some double-time and what I try to claim is singing vocally throughout the track. 
tanner4105 has provided some smoothed out Donkey Kong Country instrumentals for your ear holes. 

Welcome back (welcome back)
now's your chance (now's your chance)
to heed advice and get you leveled and advance
Yo aquaculture is the name of the game, it's the title you crave
 but another terrible character I might just go insane
but that's OK though, not about erupting like a volcano 
but you never seem to listen and I feel like I've been bitching
And I'm gonna teach you fishing and you can't say no
invading info
innovative intro
incredibly incognito
you'll need your payment info
can’t get that until you grown at least to level 5
can't spare a dime when you login, immediately die
ayo that's wack
why you gotta build your guy like that?
got shrimp and prawns, gotta move along
and darlin that's a fact 


we got that northern, got that whiteleg, giant tiger prawn
sea cucumbers we got numbers and they sing along
you run the fishery
The aquaculture nursery 
you're not taking it seriously
We kinda need your currency friend 


You should think twice about your stats
You took no points in traps
but your sex appeal is maxed
I don't even know what it's even in the game for 
maybe DLC port, mentioned it on G4, 
bundled it with Recore, wasting all this time for
me to make a report, busting up the keyboard
Cause I don't know what you're doing
yo  your whole vibe I'm not fluent
if you're the crustacean student
our reputation is ruined
and I can't handle it, manage it, 
your failures so elaborate 
business plan so immaculate 
your dumbass couldn't handle it
all ya gotta do is click that shrimp
It’ll run that script, it’ll count them chips
you don't gotta use a fist 
wanna give a little kiss
and I got another hint
wanna find out what it is?
Yo you can unlock a lightsaber! 
none greater neighbor, so tell me what to ya think?
maybe one day you can upgrade to a better tank than a sink

we got that northern, got that whiteleg, giant tiger prawn
sea cucumbers we got numbers and they sing along
you run the fishery
The aquaculture nursery 
you're not taking it seriously
We kinda need your currency friend

You gotta click that shrimp
You gotta click that shrimp
Click that shrimp, baby, click that shrimp (x4)

{Important Information Here}

we got that northern, got that whiteleg, giant tiger prawn
sea cucumbers we got numbers and they sing along
you run the fishery
The aquaculture nursery 
you're not taking it seriously
We’ll never get your currency, man

VPC 7 Round 2

Muscle Laughing Shrimp [Beefy, tanner4105] - Aquaculture

First Person Shooter
Roll Credits

V-Slot- Artificial Air Aroma Adjustment Apparatus (alliteration)
P-Slot- Bear Hammock 29-F (No Snare)

Mercenary Madness


Riot: We can’t thank you enough for saving us from the tyranny of the corrupt politicians and police force of this city. No longer will we be victims and live in fear of their cruelty, bigotry, and greed. You’re a hero. 
 
Osiris: 
I’m not a hero, that’s the last thing I am. My motivation is vengeance for my family that was taken away from me by this twisted system. If they were still here, your suffering wouldn’t be my problem. 
 
Riot: doesn’t change the fact that you did something and freed us. Regardless your motives. Hey wait, where are u going?
 
Osiris: This isn’t the only city ran by evil assholes kid. Theres hundreds and thousands of people that....
 
Riot: Need to be saved?! 
 
Osiris: 
No. there’s hundreds and thousands of people that need to be put to sleep permanently. As for me, I’ll be wherever somebody needs to die. 






Mercenary Marksman/
Rebel revolutionary/
Terminating targets/
Riot Rockin rifles ready/
 
Apocalyptic arena/ 
Adept armed assassins/
Killing corrupt cops/,
Cannons cocked, clap em/ 
Poppin punk politicians/ 
Multiple murder missions/, 
Vindicating victims/ 
Vindictive, vicious visions/ 
Notoriously known/ 
And always all in the articles/ annihilations an arts amazingly armed arsenal/ poppin pussies to particles/ lunatic lone and logical/ underhanded underlings understand i’m unstoppable/ 
 
Determined do or die demon dat does dominate/ colored cornea, can close coordinates, concentrate/, 
C4 sending system senators to cemeteries/ psycho sniping successfully,  sitting solitary/ , 
 
,Each evil encounter ends in excellence/ enemies even evade Evacuate like exodus/ 
 
Fighting forever my faded forgotten family/ fuels my fanatic fixation for fatalities/ 
 
Hold up hailed as a I hero? hate to hear it/, homicides a hobby hopeless and horribly horrific/ ha
Showcasing shotguns sharing shrapnel 
Sharp shooting shells shortening my shadow shit list/ shhh
 
Killing competitions cooler/ 
located a lackin lolilgagin LadyJ lay low lock and load (gun shot) loser 
 
Holy headshot/ terminate the twill/ cannons catching cam/ casually I come to kill/ close caskets/ curtain call/ scary Skills/ ridiculous round2 riot run it/ Ready 


Mercenary Marksman/
Rebel revolutionary/
Terminating targets/
Riot Rockin rifles ready/

VPC7, Round 2

GreenLotus [OsirisGreen,RiotOnTheBeat] - Mercenary Marksman

Genre: First Person Shooter
Screen: World Map
Vocalist Resource: Doubletime 
Producer Resource: No snares 

Come on, I never chose to be forced into hope's end
And know there are doors that don't close when they're opened
They're joking. The golden child? Chosen? All lies
I'm not the best with a vest, just the rest ain't alive

If survival was the plan for a draftee in hell
Why'd they slap me with a scattergun and pocket full of shells?
Dumped three hundred others into bellies hella beasts held
Now these motherfuckers wanna tell me they believe?

Well, I'm not even supposed to be here
No dotted line signed, just a life commandeered
By a rifle point, steered to what they called my career
So yeah, I'd met monsters before the "real" ones appeared
Kinda weird how it wasn't these demons I'd feared


GOING THROUGH
HELL AND TOO
NUMB NOW TO
C R Y
GOING THROUGH
MOTIONS
TOO READY TO
D I E


What is it even that's making me try to stay alive at this point? 
In time we all die but life stopped when I allegedly then became "employed"
Now that authority's destroyed but I'm suck in this horrid abyss 
Devoid of a reason to keep on but boredom I guess? Or maybe I'm simply annoyed?

Knee deep in the deadliest voids with enemies coming in infinite waves
Simpler days I'd grown to forget, won't expect a legitimate grave
Surviving for nothing but spite, or something? I might just confess I'm depraved
Enough to make it a game, till ogres and fiends are mistaking my bullets for rain

I mean, it's not like pain affects me after what the government's done
Ripped me out of my home, I never will hold my daughter and son
Beaten down till cold enough that the meat in my ribs came to frost
So we'll see if this hell hath a fury to match but a fraction of rage that I've brought
  

GOING THROUGH
HELL AND TOO
NUMB NOW TO
C R Y
GOING THROUGH
MOTIONS
TOO READY TO
D I E

ExtraDial [Damn Selene, lizardgrove] - slipgayt

CYBERFUNK2077
VPC 7 - ROUND 2
BIG FAT C*CKS
Deadline: April 24th 

SONG PARAMETERS:
GENRE: Role Playing Game
SCREEN: Character Creation

RESOURCES:
V-SLOT: Artificial Air Aroma Adjustment Amulet (Alliteration raps)
P-SLOT: Forbit’s De-Scronkitizer (Chiptune Beat)

QUEST ITEMS:
The Speedrunner’s Bane - The unskippable cutscene between me
The Endless Grinder - Song must loop

[VERSE 1]
Placing painstakingly the marks on my face,
Building the bulk of my build but theres only so many days
Feel I've been fiddling ages finding my skin tone shade,
An hour deep in the game, my screen hasn't even changed,
Bounce around the body tone, suddenly I sit back
Stuck selecting whether to go beer gut or the six pack,
HAving trouble with the hair, go ham or just strip back,
Navel matches the nose though, but not enough lip fat
Crawling to the finish line, finally gonna finish mine,
Find another option that I figured I would never find,
Buried beneath body type and body hair design,
Is a shiny little slider stashed away there all this time,
Penis size - (That's it)
Wow, That's a feature that I never knew I needed,
Its needless, it's not noted in the top 100 features,
Lets lean it to the left and then just see where it leads us

[BRIDGE]
I have found a feature, like I'd never seen before
But always remember to be careful what you're wishing for

[CHORUS]
Make it bigger (make it bigger)
Doesn't always make it better (make it better)
So you better take a second (Take a second)
Or You'll always regret it (You'll regret it)
Make it bigger (make it bigger)
Doesn't always make it badder (that's not a word)
So you better think about it (I've gotta ask, though)
Really what does it matter (what does it matter?)

[VERSE 2]
Deciding on hair styles, I'm 4 days deep
Taking a second to sleep, no showers in a week,
No room for randomising, randomising is cheap,
Perched at the top of the peak pleased, guess you sow what you reap,
Gunning for greatness when they finally telling the tale,
When I'm finally fit and I'm able, but I think I'm looking too pale,
But I'm thinking none of it matters, finding hte holiest grail,
Cultivating your Crotch, is the only way to prevail,
A barbarians bulge, A wizarding warstaff, 
I'm all for the ballbag like the 90's to warcraft,
Fixated on the flaccid fanfare like a wall plaque,
Boosting the bulge giving my character a sore back,
Game starts, guaranteed to watch me with my wee wee out,
Strut around the starter areas you never see a doubt
People screaming, shrieking so unseemly like they seen a mouse
Crowds covered all my exits,  quickly better clear them out
[BRIDGE]
I have found a feature, like I'd never seen before
But always remember to be careful what you're wishing for

[CUTSCENE CONTINUES]
BOSS:
Prepare yourself to be crushed beneath my massive chopper... 
BOSS:
This isn't even it's final form!

[CHORUS]
Make it bigger (make it bigger)
Doesn't always make it better (make it better)
So you better take a second (Take a second)
Or You'll always regret it (You'll regret it)
Make it bigger (make it bigger)
Doesn't always make it badder (that's not a word)
So you better think about it (I've gotta ask, though)
Really what does it matter (what does it matter?)

[OUTRO]
No, he's too strong, I just can't beat his dick, I have to, I have to beat his dick right off, if I don't then I'll die... And I never saved so I'll go right back to the beginning-AHHHH
*8-Bit Explosion and a noise depicting failure*
Tell the judges I'm really sorry!

CyberFunk2077 [Banditt, SynthLad] - HUGE FAT C_CKS

Challenges accepted:
Vocals - (double time - Zolt Energy Serum)
Producer - (no snares in the beat - The Bear Hammock 29-F)

Game genre: Dating Sim
Screen: The Final Encounter

V: Oh, here we have it, the final encounter. This is a tough one, to be sure. Many have tried, all have failed so far, but maybe this is the one. 
A: It's a challenge, for sure, but we have a challenger. 
V: Oh, a true player. Let's see how it goes. 
A: Round one. Shoot your shot! 

I'm the final boss of the dating sim.  
There's no way to win, 'cause I can't take a hint. 
You're gonna fail and then you'll wanna play again 
Your loss, take it in, let the games begin.  
I've got all my defenses up, 
all tensed up and my comprehension tends to suck. 
Try to bend your luck with charms and methods of 
seduction, but we all know where you're ending up. 
Zone of friendship? What? No, twit, that's a prize. 
You're going home alone. Big fat surprise. 
Like Macaulay Culkin, without supplies. 
Always sulking, rip out your eyes  
if you don't wanna see the blank stare on my face 
as I dismiss your compliments as having terrible taste. 
I've had my fair share of dates, so I'm set, except 
I only found out in retrospect. (That's what that was?)  
  
V: Oh, you hate to see it, folks. Striking out in the first round. 
A: Well, let's see if there's any bouncing back from this. 
V: It is not looking too good right now, but it ain't over yet. 
A: Round two. Make your move! 

You know you'll be ill at ease, I don't show 
vulnerabilities. You've honed your skills, increased 
your ammo as sociable charmer, 
but cupid's arrows ricochet off my emotional armor. 
And my heart doesn't glow, so it's harder to get to. 
You try to connect, I'm just not gonna let you. 
With all the respect due, every romance Lothario 
measures on a scale from no chance to very low, 
no matter the scenario, even with careful listening, 
say you're getting hot, I'll hit the air conditioning. 
It's not your whispering nor a matter of discipline. 
I simply miss the gist of what it is you're propositioning. 
Not a single inkling. I just stare into space, 
unaware of infatuation you wear on your face. 
I've had my fair share of dates and before I left 
there wasn't one who wasn't bored to death. 

V: Ooooh! That's gotta hurt! Advances went right over the head *and* were countered with absolute tedium. 
A: This is a disaster, folks, and after so many successes. 
V: Well, there is one more round, so maybe not all is lost. 
A: Round three. Date!

I'm like talking to a brick wall, 
mindless conversations. 
A human bottle of rohypnol, 
minus connotations 
When we're walking through a strip mall, 
I'll exhaust your patience. 
What I'm saying's I'm an awful date, 
and you're gonna wanna escape from the jaws of fate 
before it all too late. They're already agape, 
frothing and starting to oscillate. 
Being my lawful mate is not so great, 
like a box of defrosted flakes. 
To get dad jokes like that for the rest of your life 
put me in a dress that is white and address me as wife. 
I've had my fair share of dates on repeat, the same 
every time 'cause no one's beat the game. 

A: Oh no, I think that's game over, folks. 
V: It sure is. The only way to move forward now is to start over from the last checkpoint at the beginning of the encounter. 
A: Press any key before the end of the countdown. 3...2...1...

.5 Quartet [Vincent E.L., Ardamus] - Beyond Reach

ForhjulsTour er sponsoreret af Oddset fra Danske Spil. 1. etape af Tour de France blev overraskende vundet af norske Alexander Kristoff (UAE - Emirates, som slog vores verdensmester, Mads Pedersen (Trek Segafredo) i massespurten. Det var en dramatisk&nbsp; åbningsetape, hvor flere profilerede navne måtte en tur i den spejlglatte asfalt, heriblandt Pavel Sivakov (Team INEOS Grenadiers), Thibaut Pinot (FDJ) og Julian Alaphilippe (Deceuninck - QuickStep).&nbsp; På første etape af ForhjulsTour snakker vi blandt andet om dagens højdepunkter: den glemte nordmand, verdensbedste Mads P. som sprinter og INEOS' dyrebare 1. etape. Derudover kigger vi også frem mod morgendagens etape, hvor rytterne allerede skal hilse på store og lange bjerge.&nbsp; Medvirkende: Alex Rasmussen og Anders Mielke

1. etape Nice - Nice - ForhjulsTour, Gul trøje til Kristoff, verdensbedste Mads P. & antiklimatisk stemning

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ถ้าเอาเวลาหรือทรัพยากรที่มีอยู่อย่างจำกัดไปแก้ปัญหาหลายอย่างพร้อมกัน สุดท้ายอาจจะแก้ไขอะไรไม่ได้เลย หรือถ้าแก้ได้ก็อาจจะทำได้ไม่ดีสักอย่าง ฉะนั้นเราจึงควรคำนึงถึง “ผลของการดำเนินงาน” และ “ระดับความสำคัญ” เป็นหลัก เพื่อใช้ทรัพยากรที่มีค่าเหล่านี้ ไปกับการแก้ปัญหาที่สำคัญที่สุดก่อน

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เราสามารถจัดการเวลาที่ดีได้ด้วยการ "Say No" แต่ต้องมีเหตุผลที่หนักแน่น และอยู่บนฐานของความเคารพอีกฝ่าย รวมถึงควรมีการเสนอโซลูชัน เพื่อเพิ่มโอกาสให้เขา "Say Yes" กลับมา ซึ่งนอกจากจะส่งผลต่อเวลาที่เพิ่มขึ้นแล้ว ยังช่วยลดความไม่สบายใจหากต้องทำในสิ่งที่ไม่อยากทำด้วย

CyberFunk2077 [Banditt, SynthLad] - HUGE FAT C_CKS

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