Feeling this joint. Real Alchemist vibes with the beat and storytellin, and good look with the Smash samples!

Adventure Choices: 
Dating Sim 
Character Creation

Vocalist Challenge: Alliteration + Double Time
Producer Challenge: No Snares + Chiptune


P Slot: Forbit's De-Scronkitizer (Chiptune)

Perfect Husbando

[RawJaw x Da Rap Nerd]

[Cutscene]

Hook:
Babe you need that perfect lover
I think we deserve each other
know you wish youd get a chance
To design a better man, well here I am

I guess this is what was meant by, true love
That you can refine from the inside, true love
As he opens his intense eyes, woah woah woah
Wont you Notice me senpai,


Verse 1:
As i acquire the ability to articulate
Boom bass i breathe be Barbiturates
Calm creator, in the center stage
Develop dashing details i demonstrate
Enigmatic elegance i emanate
French fries for friends when i fetch a plate
Gearing up, get language i generate
Honed to heal hearts, for heavens sake
Initiating the indicated imitation
join my journey, just be patient
You can drive, Climb the cockpit,
ride till the sight is kaleidoscopic
Every keystroke through the fiber optic
Is key to how i acquire knowledge
learn to let go of lost losers
Listen, I’m a lot smoother

Hook:
Babe you need that perfect lover
I think we deserve each other
know you wish youd get a chance
To design a better man, well here I am

I guess this is what was meant by, true love
That you can refine from the inside, true love
As he opens his intense eyes, woah woah woah
Wont you Notice me senpai

Verse 2: 
Memories, most magical moments
Never leave, no matter the notion
Open arms you grab by the ocean
So potent, its practically potion
Quality time, undivided quotient
Relax, romantically Roped in
Sincere, even sweet when im sulkin
Toilet seat top, i’m tappin to close it
Unusual, wont become jealous
Understanding under umbrellas
Vision of love, undeveloped
Until i feel something well up
World wondering what to tell us
Excite excess, xylem led us
Yonder yew tree, young lives are threaded
Youre in the zoom zone, overzealous

[Cutscene]

Hook:
Babe you need that perfect lover
I think we deserve each other
know you wish youd get a chance
To design a better man, well here I am

I guess this is what was meant by, true love
That you can refine from the inside, true love
As he opens his intense eyes, woah woah woah
Wont you Notice me senpai,

Verse 3:
No fair to compare, i act that a way
No more home alone on saturday
I dont care if you are way scatterbrained
You control the trope from shoujo anime
I could be a Transfer student
with an attitude that acts aloof and
I’m a handsome dude
But if they rude, i tell a delinquent to make plans and move it
raise my hand to get the best score
the answer to what’s on the test board
What’s that doki in your chest for
Must be cuz i moved in next door
set’s core, i’m your childhood friend
high school prince when childhood ends
All depends, on what you like in men
if you dont like me, you can try again

Hook:
Babe you need that perfect lover
I think we deserve each other
know you wish youd get a chance
To design a better man, well here I am

I guess this is what was meant by, true love
That you can refine from the inside, true love
As he opens his intense eyes, woah woah woah
Wont you Notice me senpai,

VPC7 Round 2

SilkRoadRunners [RawJaw, Da Rap Nerd] - Perfect Husbando

Dating Sim
Final Encounter
V; Singing
P: no snare 



lets try again
sim date with godzilla
last time again
in guerilla Villa

one more time again
after all this time you stilla realla thrilla?
whats a king kong say to sway godzilla? 
I want you back Godzilla i need you back


A jet black stare (it) just wasnt fair
I knew the color of (her) underwear UH
MACAW MATRE D (sez) please take a seat (tez)
down on ya feet (or) up in a tree (yez)
it was my  idea (ah) couldnt be more clear (ya)
reservation list taken half a year
drank half a beer giving into fear yes
should i get godzill-a to get undressed

timestamp 1:27

(godzilla roar)
GIL:whats that honey youre Ebirah thermidor is ok?
(roar)
GIL:oh its ebirah newberg? do you want me to get the waiter?
(roar)
GIL:oh uh you want me to go to the chef myself ok...
door opens
GIL:hey chef thugmaster sir
CHEF:WHADDAYA WANT?
GIL:its just my G/f who is godzilla ordered  a ebirah thermidor and--
CHEF: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND KISS ME
GIL: WHAT
CHEF:DO YOU WANT TO BANG NEXT TO THE DEEP FRYER OR NOT?
GIL: YES
KAIJU SEX NOISEs FOR A FEW BARS

ITS THE LOVE between these walls
Its the love between these balls
KKMDS 
LOVE WILL CONQUER ALL
Love will conquer all


OOwa -OO X2
GAME OVER FOR YOU 
GAME OVER FOR FOOLS


I AINT PLAYING GAMES 9(no)
I aint PLAY TO LOSE (no)
but if its all the same (yes)
thugmaster's who is choose (yes)
is it so wrong I gotta lay the shlonga
built like a konga couldnt wait any longa
I know hows it go, daw i get trampled into foi gra
zilla slay me on truffle filet mignon
get my bill beaton like will weaton
but its brains over braun gotta get it on

VPC 7 Round 2

KKMDS [Ill Gill, Thugmasta J] - Scenes From A Gorilla Restaurant

First Person Shooter
The Final Encounter
Zolt Energy Serum (for Doubletime goodness!)
The Bear Hammock 29-F (leaves No Snares unturned)

I’m so amazed it’s the final stage, the rain has been on for days, so make way,
I’m on a mission, locate the villain position than its good riddance!
Get the lost players and I’m dipping, So spacious, gloves come with navigation,
Being patient, I pinpoint the destination, It’s an old train station, two dots in the Basement,
Mike and Sabrina, good their adjacent, 
I came prepared, weapons come with the software, guile anti-airs to the solar flares, all there,
Open palm blasts for the accuracy, cause the site is flooded by all the Valkyries actually,
An organization with such powerful means, with Major calling the shots  “promo team”
Made a vaccine intervene with a clever scheme, that racism has been wiped clean, 
The pipe dream is a different route, exploit human differences and transformed any amount into clout,
So, without a doubt camouflage for the right occasion, throw a couple ‘nades and break they concentration, 

Enter the building,  uncomfortable Feeling,  ads written all over the walls and the ceilings not appealing,
No signs of life or the villains, but there a flight of stairs straight ahead in the dark bone chilling,
Move down the stairs, very cautious, then I overhear the OFFERER in the office; its MAJOR!
Stated that if they don’t find me in the next 5-minutes, Massacre Mic and Sabrina are finished later, 
Past major there’s a pad lock door, I found ‘em both, I could hear feet slide on the floor, 
already use 2 grenades only got 3 more…Semtex for the lock, flash-bang under the door, 

I’m toe-to-toe with the creator, against light sabers, blocking every blast sharper than a razor
By nature, he’s not making mistakes, teleports right behind me, I feel my shields break…
Took Damage and I could hardly respond, no abilities left, and the ENERGY is gone, 
Players watch in distress as I push limits to the test while MAJOR moves through all these attempts with such finesse,
Then throws me across the room, throws me by my arms; constant chest punches that cause definite harm.
I collapse to the ground his foot to my stomach; set the record of who is King, and he wasn’t…
I thought it was over and I let everybody down, but then I felt my heartbeat coming now,
The gloves started glowing the shields coming back, took advantage on the ground to relax,
Now back to the match, giving ‘em everything that I had, we started traded blows; then he started getting mad; like wowzers…
“How could you obtain this power I’ve been beating you to a pulp for an hour”
Then it clicked, now that you finally understand, why player one was the perfect name for the plan,
I wasn’t trapped in the game I was trapped from uncovering the person that I am,
I’m the man that will destroy you. 

I see the stagger in his stance, it’s my only chance, ki blast to the face, tIme to lay the hands,
Give ‘em the little Mac give em the Ryu, give ‘em a flash kick that frames can’t fight through,
I make a dent, left with a huge bruise, but he was still grinning definitely missing a few screws,
Need a clue? I own the game I decide who’s meant to lose, so give up and cruise, 
You thought this was a gimmick? I’m destroying the world and I plan on taking you with it,
 Better player, I will admit it…but run as fast you can, starting now you got 5-minutes  

--Cut Scene--
I get a message from the Skygodd; 
“You gotta make to Rushmore, I’m installing your shoes to now enable the sprint form, 
And when the kicks get warm they turn into Liu Kang’s so every spin kick turns to a fire storm”

But they’re both unconscious, I can’t carry them above,
Nothing [but] a thing you can store them in the glove,  understand 2 inside keep one glove occupied,
So, you got one glove to keep you alive, I can provide a portal all you need is drive,
I would call fluff for a ride but you gotta through all the Valkyries outside,
Wait I just don't want you to die…

Fireproof [Mark Cooper, Prowess The Testament] -Offerer - League of The Lost Players

Genre: First Person Shooter
Screen: World Map
Vocalist Resource: Doubletime 
Producer Resource: No snares 

Come on, I never chose to be forced into hope's end
And know there are doors that don't close when they're opened
They're joking. The golden child? Chosen? All lies
I'm not the best with a vest, just the rest ain't alive

If survival was the plan for a draftee in hell
Why'd they slap me with a scattergun and pocket full of shells?
Dumped three hundred others into bellies hella beasts held
Now these motherfuckers wanna tell me they believe?

Well, I'm not even supposed to be here
No dotted line signed, just a life commandeered
By a rifle point, steered to what they called my career
So yeah, I'd met monsters before the "real" ones appeared
Kinda weird how it wasn't these demons I'd feared


GOING THROUGH
HELL AND TOO
NUMB NOW TO
C R Y
GOING THROUGH
MOTIONS
TOO READY TO
D I E


What is it even that's making me try to stay alive at this point? 
In time we all die but life stopped when I allegedly then became "employed"
Now that authority's destroyed but I'm suck in this horrid abyss 
Devoid of a reason to keep on but boredom I guess? Or maybe I'm simply annoyed?

Knee deep in the deadliest voids with enemies coming in infinite waves
Simpler days I'd grown to forget, won't expect a legitimate grave
Surviving for nothing but spite, or something? I might just confess I'm depraved
Enough to make it a game, till ogres and fiends are mistaking my bullets for rain

I mean, it's not like pain affects me after what the government's done
Ripped me out of my home, I never will hold my daughter and son
Beaten down till cold enough that the meat in my ribs came to frost
So we'll see if this hell hath a fury to match but a fraction of rage that I've brought
  

GOING THROUGH
HELL AND TOO
NUMB NOW TO
C R Y
GOING THROUGH
MOTIONS
TOO READY TO
D I E

ExtraDial [Damn Selene, lizardgrove] - slipgayt

The truth begets marooned  adrift
Lost the plot
Listless lost the list, 
In My mission I’d become remiss
Clutched in my fist and It all just slipped
I even doubted my purpose
On purpose and watched it eclipse
Just watched it eclipse

Rather die seeking land
Than leave my bleached bones in the sand
Seek getting seen until the bitter end
Lost and never found 
Lost and never found 

So I fell in a well of my own design
Grief regret and weight of the lie
I told myself “I tried”
Truly did I? No.
I no longer ride the waves
The echoing phrase
lost and never found
lost and never found

VPC 7 Round 3

Obvious Corruption [Obvious Lee, Cosmic Ray Corruption] - Never Found

Know Shoes, Know Served (NoShoes Diss)

Reading of emmagrant01's Nothing to Make a Song About
Rating Explicit

Nothing to Make a Song About

Nothing to Make a Song About by emmagrant01 Chapter 10

Rating: Explicit
Original Text:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/149206
Summary:  "There, that's it, perfect, shut your eyes and don't move - and don't speak."
Music: Eerie Calm by Paul Mottram

Undercurrents

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The 1up Funk boys are back with a track all about their favourite subjects, THEMSELVES! They take you thgough their journey in the VPC 6, and drop some dope bars about Batman. Enjoy!

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