Fandom: Lord of the Rings 
Character: Bill the Pony

BILL THE PONY
BILL THE PONY

I started from the bottom then one day four hobbits came
They said let's get poppin' and we went to weather top n hey
I've got a brave heart like William Wallace, honest
But when those wraiths got on us I ran like they were coppers

But then I drank from the well in rivendell
now I'm unbeatable strap on your seat-a-belts
cos i got those buffs like gandalf right after he fell
and I'm oh so furry just like beast and belle

you'll only ever be half of me
they named the prancing pony after me
(that's not canon) mmmm shut up!
I'm the valiant stallion you're as soft as butter

I'm like if rainbow dash n lil sebastian
had a passion for smashin' call me lil lil sebastian
just imagine! i'm magic
I'm such a Star they be callin me Patrick

BILL THE PONY
BILL THE PONY
BILLNBILLNBILLN
YOU FINNA KNOW ME

Let me introduce you to my fellowship it's hella sick
We'll be BFFs forever man we'll never split
Gandalf, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, damn!
Boromir, Frodo, Merry, Pippin, Sam!

Fording rivers, crossing plains, climbin mountains day on day
Did you think I'm quittin on this mission? Neigh!
We're at the lake, chillin' by the gate
can't get inside , gandalf's in a rage

wha wha wha what's Elvish for friend?
"Mellon" and this is how it ends?
my protestations falling on to hollow ears
man ya'll a bunch of Boromirs!

enjoy your bloody trip to mordor orcs are 
round every corner sorta hope you fall in water
n get slaughtered n quartered cos it gotcha
I'm off ya'll enjoy "THE WATCHER!"


my teas gone cold I'm wonderin why
I got out of bed at all
the morning rain clouds up my window
but I can't see at all
and even if I could it would all be grey
put your picture on my wall
it reminds me that it's not so bad
it's not so bad...

Dear mister horses aren't allowed inside the mines
I ate your lembas bread good luck i'm sure you'll be just fine
It's been six months and still no word, I don't deserve it
I was your mane man now you carry the pots and pans you pervert

Frodo don't know you like I know you Sam, no one does!
They don't know what it was like as Shire lower class
Hey Sam I just blazed ya westfarthing! Dare me to ride?
You know that song by Bombadill where nothing happens
and everyones confused, that's kinda how this is
you could've pulled me off the floor
anyway I gotta stop now cos I'm a little horse.

VPC 7 Round 1

Spandex Moose [Mike Bananas, Frank Danger] - Bill The Pony

Genre: First Person Shooter
Screen: Final Encounter
V-Slot: Zolt Energy Syrum (Double Time)
P-Slot: Forbit's De-scronkitizer (Chiptune)

[Intro]
nerdcore hip-hop
Vocalist producer challenge
Behold the power of dance
Everybody dance now

[Verse 1]
Everybody move your body
Come on now it's time to party
Bring it in to elevate
Your mood it's time to celebrate
Outside there is mass destruction
Inside there is one instruction
Point your arms to punctuate
You're dabbing upon all the haters

[Bridge]
Everybody hit the dance floor 1 2 3
Now baby take a chance come and dance with me

Don't forget to dab now
Don't forget to dab now

[Chorus]
Lift your arms and wave goodbye to the haters

Dab, dab, dab on the haters
Lift your arms and wave goodbye to the haters

Dab
Dab

[Verse 2]
Right arm left arm both are guns
Everybody hit the dance floor time has come
Now dab, dab, dab on the haters
If they're bringing bad vibes see you later alligator

[Bridge]
Everybody hit the dance floor 1 2 3
Now baby take a chance come and dance with me

Don't forget to dab now
Don't forget to dab now

[Chorus]
Lift your arms and wave goodbye to the haters

Dab, dab, dab on the haters
Lift your arms and wave goodbye to the haters

Dab
Dab

[Skit]
Johnny Salt - "Hey, DJ Lemon Pepper, Pop Quiz hotshot"
DJ Lemon Pepper - "Go Johnny"
Johnny Salt - "What is number one spoken language in Sokovia?"
DJ Lemon Pepper - "That would be Sokovian."
Johnny Salt - "Wrong, number one spoken language in Sokovia is English with accent, go!"

[Verse 3 Rap]
I am the USSR's best, be impressed
I confess, I play my cards close to the chest
I invest, in fish, and other exportables
This ain't a game boy, but my swag is portable
Affordable? Ja, for the right price
420 point 69 euro, nice
Numero uno like a shiny articuno
See my work flow, dabbing on the haters what do you know

[Bridge]
Everybody hit the dance floor 1 2 3
Now baby take a chance come and dance with me

Don't forget to dab now
Don't forget to dab now

[Chorus]
Lift your arms and wave goodbye to the haters
Dab, dab, dab on the haters
Lift your arms and wave goodbye to the haters

Dab
Dab

VPC 7 Round 2

Haagen D–dz [Johnny Salt, DJ Lemon Pepper] - Sokovian Death Dance

First Person Shooter
The Final Encounter
Zolt Energy Serum (for Doubletime goodness!)
The Bear Hammock 29-F (leaves No Snares unturned)

I’m so amazed it’s the final stage, the rain has been on for days, so make way,
I’m on a mission, locate the villain position than its good riddance!
Get the lost players and I’m dipping, So spacious, gloves come with navigation,
Being patient, I pinpoint the destination, It’s an old train station, two dots in the Basement,
Mike and Sabrina, good their adjacent, 
I came prepared, weapons come with the software, guile anti-airs to the solar flares, all there,
Open palm blasts for the accuracy, cause the site is flooded by all the Valkyries actually,
An organization with such powerful means, with Major calling the shots  “promo team”
Made a vaccine intervene with a clever scheme, that racism has been wiped clean, 
The pipe dream is a different route, exploit human differences and transformed any amount into clout,
So, without a doubt camouflage for the right occasion, throw a couple ‘nades and break they concentration, 

Enter the building,  uncomfortable Feeling,  ads written all over the walls and the ceilings not appealing,
No signs of life or the villains, but there a flight of stairs straight ahead in the dark bone chilling,
Move down the stairs, very cautious, then I overhear the OFFERER in the office; its MAJOR!
Stated that if they don’t find me in the next 5-minutes, Massacre Mic and Sabrina are finished later, 
Past major there’s a pad lock door, I found ‘em both, I could hear feet slide on the floor, 
already use 2 grenades only got 3 more…Semtex for the lock, flash-bang under the door, 

I’m toe-to-toe with the creator, against light sabers, blocking every blast sharper than a razor
By nature, he’s not making mistakes, teleports right behind me, I feel my shields break…
Took Damage and I could hardly respond, no abilities left, and the ENERGY is gone, 
Players watch in distress as I push limits to the test while MAJOR moves through all these attempts with such finesse,
Then throws me across the room, throws me by my arms; constant chest punches that cause definite harm.
I collapse to the ground his foot to my stomach; set the record of who is King, and he wasn’t…
I thought it was over and I let everybody down, but then I felt my heartbeat coming now,
The gloves started glowing the shields coming back, took advantage on the ground to relax,
Now back to the match, giving ‘em everything that I had, we started traded blows; then he started getting mad; like wowzers…
“How could you obtain this power I’ve been beating you to a pulp for an hour”
Then it clicked, now that you finally understand, why player one was the perfect name for the plan,
I wasn’t trapped in the game I was trapped from uncovering the person that I am,
I’m the man that will destroy you. 

I see the stagger in his stance, it’s my only chance, ki blast to the face, tIme to lay the hands,
Give ‘em the little Mac give em the Ryu, give ‘em a flash kick that frames can’t fight through,
I make a dent, left with a huge bruise, but he was still grinning definitely missing a few screws,
Need a clue? I own the game I decide who’s meant to lose, so give up and cruise, 
You thought this was a gimmick? I’m destroying the world and I plan on taking you with it,
 Better player, I will admit it…but run as fast you can, starting now you got 5-minutes  

--Cut Scene--
I get a message from the Skygodd; 
“You gotta make to Rushmore, I’m installing your shoes to now enable the sprint form, 
And when the kicks get warm they turn into Liu Kang’s so every spin kick turns to a fire storm”

But they’re both unconscious, I can’t carry them above,
Nothing [but] a thing you can store them in the glove,  understand 2 inside keep one glove occupied,
So, you got one glove to keep you alive, I can provide a portal all you need is drive,
I would call fluff for a ride but you gotta through all the Valkyries outside,
Wait I just don't want you to die…

Fireproof [Mark Cooper, Prowess The Testament] -Offerer - League of The Lost Players

CYBERFUNK2077
VPC 7 - ROUND 2
BIG FAT C*CKS
Deadline: April 24th 

SONG PARAMETERS:
GENRE: Role Playing Game
SCREEN: Character Creation

RESOURCES:
V-SLOT: Artificial Air Aroma Adjustment Amulet (Alliteration raps)
P-SLOT: Forbit’s De-Scronkitizer (Chiptune Beat)

QUEST ITEMS:
The Speedrunner’s Bane - The unskippable cutscene between me
The Endless Grinder - Song must loop

[VERSE 1]
Placing painstakingly the marks on my face,
Building the bulk of my build but theres only so many days
Feel I've been fiddling ages finding my skin tone shade,
An hour deep in the game, my screen hasn't even changed,
Bounce around the body tone, suddenly I sit back
Stuck selecting whether to go beer gut or the six pack,
HAving trouble with the hair, go ham or just strip back,
Navel matches the nose though, but not enough lip fat
Crawling to the finish line, finally gonna finish mine,
Find another option that I figured I would never find,
Buried beneath body type and body hair design,
Is a shiny little slider stashed away there all this time,
Penis size - (That's it)
Wow, That's a feature that I never knew I needed,
Its needless, it's not noted in the top 100 features,
Lets lean it to the left and then just see where it leads us

[BRIDGE]
I have found a feature, like I'd never seen before
But always remember to be careful what you're wishing for

[CHORUS]
Make it bigger (make it bigger)
Doesn't always make it better (make it better)
So you better take a second (Take a second)
Or You'll always regret it (You'll regret it)
Make it bigger (make it bigger)
Doesn't always make it badder (that's not a word)
So you better think about it (I've gotta ask, though)
Really what does it matter (what does it matter?)

[VERSE 2]
Deciding on hair styles, I'm 4 days deep
Taking a second to sleep, no showers in a week,
No room for randomising, randomising is cheap,
Perched at the top of the peak pleased, guess you sow what you reap,
Gunning for greatness when they finally telling the tale,
When I'm finally fit and I'm able, but I think I'm looking too pale,
But I'm thinking none of it matters, finding hte holiest grail,
Cultivating your Crotch, is the only way to prevail,
A barbarians bulge, A wizarding warstaff, 
I'm all for the ballbag like the 90's to warcraft,
Fixated on the flaccid fanfare like a wall plaque,
Boosting the bulge giving my character a sore back,
Game starts, guaranteed to watch me with my wee wee out,
Strut around the starter areas you never see a doubt
People screaming, shrieking so unseemly like they seen a mouse
Crowds covered all my exits,  quickly better clear them out
[BRIDGE]
I have found a feature, like I'd never seen before
But always remember to be careful what you're wishing for

[CUTSCENE CONTINUES]
BOSS:
Prepare yourself to be crushed beneath my massive chopper... 
BOSS:
This isn't even it's final form!

[CHORUS]
Make it bigger (make it bigger)
Doesn't always make it better (make it better)
So you better take a second (Take a second)
Or You'll always regret it (You'll regret it)
Make it bigger (make it bigger)
Doesn't always make it badder (that's not a word)
So you better think about it (I've gotta ask, though)
Really what does it matter (what does it matter?)

[OUTRO]
No, he's too strong, I just can't beat his dick, I have to, I have to beat his dick right off, if I don't then I'll die... And I never saved so I'll go right back to the beginning-AHHHH
*8-Bit Explosion and a noise depicting failure*
Tell the judges I'm really sorry!

CyberFunk2077 [Banditt, SynthLad] - HUGE FAT C_CKS

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#TrapMusic
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#TrapBeats
#HipHopCulture
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#SoundCloudRap
#UndergroundRap
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#NewRap
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Reading of emmagrant01's Nothing to Make a Song About
Rating Explicit

Nothing to Make a Song About

Nothing to Make a Song About by emmagrant01 Chapter 10

Rating: Explicit
Original Text:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/1880673
Summary:  The early morning sunlight weakly filtered through the window as John Watson sat at his desk. The former Army Captain and surgeon cleaned his gun. In his heart he knew it would be the last time. Today was his last day. There was nothing left for a surgeon with a tremor. Years of schooling wasted, shattered by a single sniper bullet.
Music:  Equals by Paul Mottram

How to Save a Life

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(07/12/20) Dar-a àquele que tem - Cap. XVIII, Item 10 - Evangelho CAK Sacramento

The 1up Funk boys are back with a track all about their favourite subjects, THEMSELVES! They take you thgough their journey in the VPC 6, and drop some dope bars about Batman. Enjoy!

Ask About Us

Rating: General Audiences
Original Text: https://archiveofourown.org/works/29424657
Summary: Sherlock is observant, John is friendly, and Greg feels loved.
An optimistic little fic for MerindaB's birthday :-)
Music: Beautiful Things by Philip Guyler

Fireproof [Mark Cooper, Prowess The Testament] -Offerer - League of The Lost Players

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