CYBERFUNK2077
VPC 7 - ROUND 2
BIG FAT C*CKS
Deadline: April 24th 

SONG PARAMETERS:
GENRE: Role Playing Game
SCREEN: Character Creation

RESOURCES:
V-SLOT: Artificial Air Aroma Adjustment Amulet (Alliteration raps)
P-SLOT: Forbit’s De-Scronkitizer (Chiptune Beat)

QUEST ITEMS:
The Speedrunner’s Bane - The unskippable cutscene between me
The Endless Grinder - Song must loop

[VERSE 1]
Placing painstakingly the marks on my face,
Building the bulk of my build but theres only so many days
Feel I've been fiddling ages finding my skin tone shade,
An hour deep in the game, my screen hasn't even changed,
Bounce around the body tone, suddenly I sit back
Stuck selecting whether to go beer gut or the six pack,
HAving trouble with the hair, go ham or just strip back,
Navel matches the nose though, but not enough lip fat
Crawling to the finish line, finally gonna finish mine,
Find another option that I figured I would never find,
Buried beneath body type and body hair design,
Is a shiny little slider stashed away there all this time,
Penis size - (That's it)
Wow, That's a feature that I never knew I needed,
Its needless, it's not noted in the top 100 features,
Lets lean it to the left and then just see where it leads us

[BRIDGE]
I have found a feature, like I'd never seen before
But always remember to be careful what you're wishing for

[CHORUS]
Make it bigger (make it bigger)
Doesn't always make it better (make it better)
So you better take a second (Take a second)
Or You'll always regret it (You'll regret it)
Make it bigger (make it bigger)
Doesn't always make it badder (that's not a word)
So you better think about it (I've gotta ask, though)
Really what does it matter (what does it matter?)

[VERSE 2]
Deciding on hair styles, I'm 4 days deep
Taking a second to sleep, no showers in a week,
No room for randomising, randomising is cheap,
Perched at the top of the peak pleased, guess you sow what you reap,
Gunning for greatness when they finally telling the tale,
When I'm finally fit and I'm able, but I think I'm looking too pale,
But I'm thinking none of it matters, finding hte holiest grail,
Cultivating your Crotch, is the only way to prevail,
A barbarians bulge, A wizarding warstaff, 
I'm all for the ballbag like the 90's to warcraft,
Fixated on the flaccid fanfare like a wall plaque,
Boosting the bulge giving my character a sore back,
Game starts, guaranteed to watch me with my wee wee out,
Strut around the starter areas you never see a doubt
People screaming, shrieking so unseemly like they seen a mouse
Crowds covered all my exits,  quickly better clear them out
[BRIDGE]
I have found a feature, like I'd never seen before
But always remember to be careful what you're wishing for

[CUTSCENE CONTINUES]
BOSS:
Prepare yourself to be crushed beneath my massive chopper... 
BOSS:
This isn't even it's final form!

[CHORUS]
Make it bigger (make it bigger)
Doesn't always make it better (make it better)
So you better take a second (Take a second)
Or You'll always regret it (You'll regret it)
Make it bigger (make it bigger)
Doesn't always make it badder (that's not a word)
So you better think about it (I've gotta ask, though)
Really what does it matter (what does it matter?)

[OUTRO]
No, he's too strong, I just can't beat his dick, I have to, I have to beat his dick right off, if I don't then I'll die... And I never saved so I'll go right back to the beginning-AHHHH
*8-Bit Explosion and a noise depicting failure*
Tell the judges I'm really sorry!

CyberFunk2077 [Banditt, SynthLad] - HUGE FAT C_CKS

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