Super Mario Match Maker

Welcome one and all to the mushroom kingdom
Gettin' in mah groove I assume ya thinkin'
it's all PG, keep it honest like Lincoln
But they're tryna keep it hush dude just like Clinton

Baby Mario, Luigi, Baby Daisy, Peach
there's gotta some freakin' going on beneath the sheets
Bowser Jnr, Baby Rosalina, so freaky
women always gettin wet and wild with waluigi

wahhhhhh I'm not a shy guy
maaaan I was surprised to find
Princess Peach is out pimpin' peeps and
Birdo's doin' blowies on the cheep cheep beach

No more Paper Mario now we're usin' rubbers
On Toad's rockin' chode not tryna make mothers
and we're not even gettin' to the milestone yet
Cos your slipslide ride make my dry bones wet

You can pick and choose down at Big Boo's Haunt
the keys are in the bowls and it's on like Kong
There's gonna be jungle hijinxs witcha neighbour
we're making mistakes at mario's match maker

Mario might make you moan
Bowser's got a beast below
Peach is playing ping pong
But Donkey Kong's dong
Don't do no wrong

Mario might make you moan
Bowser's got a beast below
Peach is playing ping pong
But Donkey Kong's dong
Don't do no wrong


We're down in the basement lookin for DUCKHUNT (da cunt)
We're on an odyssey that's a homer run
If you know your Greek epics that's a sneaky pun
I'm also down here doin' cheeky cums

You know Wario's always playin' by himself
It's a good thing too cos the dude truly smells
Myself man I've got an abundance of wealth
I'll trade you 100 coins n I'll give you one up wahh

I don't want diddy kong baby gimme daddy kong
big balls like tanuki bringin' that daddy dong
whip it down my warp pipe pappa don't fear
I pinkie promise there's no piranha plant here

Treat me like Yoshi I'll be swallowing ya aggs
But once you've finished I'll be packin' my bags
I've gotta leave sweetie, not far to go
it's not you it's a me, Mario!

You can pick and choose down at Big Boo's Haunt
the keys are in the bowls and it's on like Kong
There's gonna be jungle hijinxs witcha neighbour
we're making mistakes at mario's match maker

Mario might make you moan
Bowser's got a beast below
Peach is playing ping pong
But Donkey Kong's dong
Don't do no wrong

Mario might make you moan
Bowser's got a beast below
Peach is playing ping pong
But Donkey Kong's dong
Don't do no wrong

VPC 7 Round 2

Spandex Moose [Mike Bananas, Frank Danger] - Mario Match Maker

Game Type: Role Playing Game
Game Screen: The Final Encounter
Vocalist Challenge: Singing
Producer Challenge: Chiptunes

Our journey starts with a town to defend
We never thought this is how it would end

I never met a monster that I didn’t wanna murder
They keep coming for my girl, but they never gonna hurt her
We have conquered creeps and tyrants, bloody battles brought us further
We've found the mastermind, now it’s time to fight with fervor for this 

Boss Rush, Boss Rush
(spoken) HERE WE GO!
Boss Rush, Boss Rush, Boss Ruuuuuuuuuuush

They've swallowed the sun
The villains ascend
But our fire burns on

Here they come!

To face us once more
The spirit of bosses
That we've slain before
It's a

Boss Rush, Boss Rush
(Spoken) Boss! Fight!
Boss Rush, Boss Rush Boss Ruuuuuuuuuuuush 

We traveled far with our misfit friend squad
We caught some fish, now we're killing a god

Well you might have been my maker, or a brother and betrayer
I’m the prophesized protagonist, another word for slayer
You can serve up our accomplishments to combat this conveyor
Of the conquered past and perished, with a wing and a prayer for this

Boss Rush, Boss Rush, Boss Rush
Boss Rush, Boss Rush, Boss Ruuuuuuuuuuush

They've swallowed the sun
The villains ascend
But our fire burns on

Here they come!

To face us once more
The spirit of bosses
That we've slain before
It's a

Boss Rush, Boss Rush
(spoken) here we go, now
Boss Rush, Boss Rush, Boss Ruuuuuuuuuuush

[Cutscene in Final Battle]

Boss Rush, Boss Rush
(spoken) Boss! Fight!
Boss Rush, Boss Rush, Boss Ruuuuuuuuuuush

Perstrami Persona [Steve, ZillaPersona] - Boss Rush

Genre: First Person Shooter
Screen: Final Encounter
V-Slot: Zolt Energy Syrum (Double Time)
P-Slot: Forbit's De-scronkitizer (Chiptune)

[Intro]
nerdcore hip-hop
Vocalist producer challenge
Behold the power of dance
Everybody dance now

[Verse 1]
Everybody move your body
Come on now it's time to party
Bring it in to elevate
Your mood it's time to celebrate
Outside there is mass destruction
Inside there is one instruction
Point your arms to punctuate
You're dabbing upon all the haters

[Bridge]
Everybody hit the dance floor 1 2 3
Now baby take a chance come and dance with me

Don't forget to dab now
Don't forget to dab now

[Chorus]
Lift your arms and wave goodbye to the haters

Dab, dab, dab on the haters
Lift your arms and wave goodbye to the haters

Dab
Dab

[Verse 2]
Right arm left arm both are guns
Everybody hit the dance floor time has come
Now dab, dab, dab on the haters
If they're bringing bad vibes see you later alligator

[Bridge]
Everybody hit the dance floor 1 2 3
Now baby take a chance come and dance with me

Don't forget to dab now
Don't forget to dab now

[Chorus]
Lift your arms and wave goodbye to the haters

Dab, dab, dab on the haters
Lift your arms and wave goodbye to the haters

Dab
Dab

[Skit]
Johnny Salt - "Hey, DJ Lemon Pepper, Pop Quiz hotshot"
DJ Lemon Pepper - "Go Johnny"
Johnny Salt - "What is number one spoken language in Sokovia?"
DJ Lemon Pepper - "That would be Sokovian."
Johnny Salt - "Wrong, number one spoken language in Sokovia is English with accent, go!"

[Verse 3 Rap]
I am the USSR's best, be impressed
I confess, I play my cards close to the chest
I invest, in fish, and other exportables
This ain't a game boy, but my swag is portable
Affordable? Ja, for the right price
420 point 69 euro, nice
Numero uno like a shiny articuno
See my work flow, dabbing on the haters what do you know

[Bridge]
Everybody hit the dance floor 1 2 3
Now baby take a chance come and dance with me

Don't forget to dab now
Don't forget to dab now

[Chorus]
Lift your arms and wave goodbye to the haters
Dab, dab, dab on the haters
Lift your arms and wave goodbye to the haters

Dab
Dab

Haagen D–dz [Johnny Salt, DJ Lemon Pepper] - Sokovian Death Dance

We present THE FINAL ENCOUNTER of a modern RPG called ESCAPE FROM FACEBOOK.

Up against a robot billionaire the vocalist equipped all three things:
- Doubletime
- Singing
- Alliteration

The producer equipped:
- Industrial chiptune on hook and bridge
- No Snares.
- Odd Time Signature (The last two measures of each refrain are in 7/4 with the exception of the last one because the last refrain is the first half of the opening of the song. There are also some poly tempos happening with the chiptune arpeggios in the skit section. )

Kill Mark Zuckerberg
You can't
Kill Mark Zuckerberg
No one can
Kill Mark Zuckerberg
He's robot
Mark Zuckerberg

I see that you made it
Got out of my basement
But you'll never escape
There is no way
I've been awaiting this day
I cannot lose
What can you do
I control truth
It's whatever i say
No moves
Can counter my factious funnels of fatal fake news
So bow to my brain or I'll leak nudes
Of you in '04 hazing frat dudes
They're saved on my servers
The terms of the service
Soley serve some sick purpose
To forever and blindly bind you
So take your best shot
I'm always behind you
Lurking and jerking round every wall
Undefeated I'm jake paul
First place I'm a vessel of light
Congress can't stop me with their oversight
You close an account and think i'm out of your life?
My schtoyle unblockable you think that you might.... 

Kill Mark Zuckerberg
You can't
Kill Mark Zuckerberg
No one can
Kill Mark Zuckerberg
He's a robot
Mark Zuckerberg

You can't
Kill Mark Zuckerberg
You can't
Kill Mark Zuckerberg
No one can
Kill Mark Zuckerberg
He's a robot
Mark Zuckerberg

I can feel you weaken
Lean in to my Beacon
Freaking, I feed on anger, I feed on hate
I feed on users that think that they can try to escape
And it's time I ate cuz it's late
And you're on my plate escape from faceook
But that wasn't even my last laugh
Monopoly map i get you back
Messenger instagram and whats app
Ha!

And you think you're fully equipped
With potions and tunics and upgrades and ish
That you bought from the ads that I served on your quest
Then my 5G cancer ray blasts through your chest
Banished boss babes & farm games
MLM schemes cranked to eleven
Logic as leveled up weapons
But i've tracked every move that you've ever made since you were seven
Know thyself, know thy enemey
100 battles, AI fear no threat to me
Beat-up a brainwashed boomer horde
You made my russian robots roar
Killed krazy kevins and killer karens
Zombies that you used to know as your parents
Standing there swaggerin'
Like your name is Saverin
But there's no escape from my blue & white labyrinth

Kill Mark Zuckerberg
You can't
Kill Mark Zuckerberg
No one can
Kill Mark Zuckerberg
He's a robot
Mark Zuckerberg

You can't
Kill Mark Zuckerberg
You can't
Kill Mark Zuckerberg
No one can
Kill Mark Zuckerberg
He's a robot
Mark Zuckerberg

You can't
Kill Mark Zuckerberg
And if you get free, where will you be
Tick tock on the clock hear the beat
The devil you know or don't, see?
A sophie's choice it's china or me
You got a blockchainsaw and an antitrust sword
I got a billion dollars that says I win this war

You can't
Kill Mark Zuckerberg
No one can
Kill Mark Zuckerberg
He's a robot
Mark Zuckerberg
You can't...

you're not savvy, your last name ain't saverin
smash my laptop but no one can smash my labyrinth

so you bested my radical russian robots
alt-right armies, corrupt cops 
pizzagate bronies deflecting bout porn
feastest on scores of my boomer beast battle horde,
you savagely savaged the killer karens
zombies that you used to know as your parents

you're not savvy, your last name ain't saverin
you can smash my laptop but not my labyrinth
you're bloody and angry and sad
i made you kill your own mom and your dad

Former Fat Boys [A Dinosaur, Hard Corey] - Escape From Facebook

Brickbanshrty - Ignorant Shyt [Prod: Bapebrazy + Aviiniice] [@DJGren8de Exclusive]

beatbox (feat. vrotae)

Reading of emmagrant01's Nothing to Make a Song About
Rating Explicit

Nothing to Make a Song About

Nothing to Make a Song About by emmagrant01 Chapter 10

Quarantine

189 A Grand Romantic Gesture

as per the brief, I used parts from the archives, whether field recordings or audio snippets from previous projects to populate the various phrases in this piece. Post effects include Echo and multiband compression to help gel the somewhat random parts together.

More on this 458th weekly Disquiet Junto project, Phrase Shift (The Assignment: Make music in a sequence of parts with shared element), at:

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Liebes Tagebuch | Folge 1785

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Former Fat Boys [A Dinosaur, Hard Corey] - Escape From Facebook

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