Osiris

VPC 7 Round 0

Osiris Green, Riot on the Beat - Green Lotus

Adventure choices:

Role Playing Game
Character Creation
Singing
Chiptune


INTRO:
[game narrator]CREATE A CHARACTER...ENTER A NAME

Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: oh man decisions decisions...this might take me a minute...

[game narrator]*interrupting* YOU'VE RECEIVED A GUILD INVITE

Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: hey w-what is this?!

Guildmaster: hey man you're like, invited to like join uh, the swag guild...uh we're like recruiting uh, new members and stuff

Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: oh man sure thing! this is awesome! i-i'm in a guild and i haven't even started the game yet!

[VERSE 1]
let's roll, not talkin' bout a wheel,
you're either tankin', healin' or bout to deal
some dps, maybe melee
maybe ranged damage make the mobs say "mayday"
in the swag guild you got three roles to play
well, maybe 4, i'm the auction house all day
hustlin' for pay, grindin' for gold
while my swag guild g's steady fightin' in the fold
that's the damn zone, where dragons groan
in the raid battle we don't be swaggin' alone
other guilds moan, swag guild put it down
broke them boys off they ain't even left the starter town
anyway back to the character creation
we have several sliders for skin pigmentation
and hairstyles, customization for miles
the character creation suite is so versatile

[INTERLUDE]
Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: oh man this game's legit, there's an absolute cornucopia of choices

[CHORUS]
choose a name, race, and class
suit up and go kick some ass,
it's the swag guild,
"wait a minute, the swag guild?!" YES!
these haters wanna hate
'cause swag is a passive trait
in the swag guild
oh welcome to the swag guild

[INTERLUDE 2]
Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: Hey uh guildmaster uhh, any advice for a noob like me?

Guildmaster: yeah bro, it's important to like, do stuff that gives you like, a lotta uh, in-game gold, and then put in the uhh, guild bank

Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: oh snap! will do!

[VERSE 2]
need a name for your character, can't come up with nothin'
cool...just press the random button
congratulations, now you have a name
next up, you need to pick a race
maybe elf, maybe dwarf maybe orc
maybe human "who the hell picks a human"
hey you do you, man, anyway next
you need to pick a sex, "there better be more than two checks"
next up a class, to kick some ass
you should be a healer, "umm i'll pass"
you should be a paladin "that's more like it"
there's a cool paladin build with elemental lightning
from a legendary item you can farm in this dungeon
now you can chill at the swag guild luncheon
at the tavern, versace armor pattern
it's the swag guild leaving other guilds in tatters

[INTERLUDE 3]
Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: best guild ever!

[OUTRO]
Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: this is awesome! as soon as i pick out a name...pick out which race, class, build, and uh finish the uhh tutorial, i'm gonna have so much fun with my new guild!

Guildmaster: yeah bro it's gonna be awesome! don't forget to like, put all your gold in the guild bank...we need it for like, guild stuff. Yeah, that's what we need it for

VPC 7 Round 2

Streezy Toad [Young Stroke Aka Young Muscle, Sweeney Toad] - Swag Guild

First Person Shooter
Roll Credits

V-Slot- Artificial Air Aroma Adjustment Apparatus (alliteration)
P-Slot- Bear Hammock 29-F (No Snare)

Mercenary Madness


Riot: We can’t thank you enough for saving us from the tyranny of the corrupt politicians and police force of this city. No longer will we be victims and live in fear of their cruelty, bigotry, and greed. You’re a hero. 
 
Osiris: 
I’m not a hero, that’s the last thing I am. My motivation is vengeance for my family that was taken away from me by this twisted system. If they were still here, your suffering wouldn’t be my problem. 
 
Riot: doesn’t change the fact that you did something and freed us. Regardless your motives. Hey wait, where are u going?
 
Osiris: This isn’t the only city ran by evil assholes kid. Theres hundreds and thousands of people that....
 
Riot: Need to be saved?! 
 
Osiris: 
No. there’s hundreds and thousands of people that need to be put to sleep permanently. As for me, I’ll be wherever somebody needs to die. 






Mercenary Marksman/
Rebel revolutionary/
Terminating targets/
Riot Rockin rifles ready/
 
Apocalyptic arena/ 
Adept armed assassins/
Killing corrupt cops/,
Cannons cocked, clap em/ 
Poppin punk politicians/ 
Multiple murder missions/, 
Vindicating victims/ 
Vindictive, vicious visions/ 
Notoriously known/ 
And always all in the articles/ annihilations an arts amazingly armed arsenal/ poppin pussies to particles/ lunatic lone and logical/ underhanded underlings understand i’m unstoppable/ 
 
Determined do or die demon dat does dominate/ colored cornea, can close coordinates, concentrate/, 
C4 sending system senators to cemeteries/ psycho sniping successfully,  sitting solitary/ , 
 
,Each evil encounter ends in excellence/ enemies even evade Evacuate like exodus/ 
 
Fighting forever my faded forgotten family/ fuels my fanatic fixation for fatalities/ 
 
Hold up hailed as a I hero? hate to hear it/, homicides a hobby hopeless and horribly horrific/ ha
Showcasing shotguns sharing shrapnel 
Sharp shooting shells shortening my shadow shit list/ shhh
 
Killing competitions cooler/ 
located a lackin lolilgagin LadyJ lay low lock and load (gun shot) loser 
 
Holy headshot/ terminate the twill/ cannons catching cam/ casually I come to kill/ close caskets/ curtain call/ scary Skills/ ridiculous round2 riot run it/ Ready 


Mercenary Marksman/
Rebel revolutionary/
Terminating targets/
Riot Rockin rifles ready/

VPC7, Round 2

GreenLotus [OsirisGreen,RiotOnTheBeat] - Mercenary Marksman

First Person Shooter
The Final Encounter
Zolt Energy Serum (for Doubletime goodness!)
The Bear Hammock 29-F (leaves No Snares unturned)

I’m so amazed it’s the final stage, the rain has been on for days, so make way,
I’m on a mission, locate the villain position than its good riddance!
Get the lost players and I’m dipping, So spacious, gloves come with navigation,
Being patient, I pinpoint the destination, It’s an old train station, two dots in the Basement,
Mike and Sabrina, good their adjacent, 
I came prepared, weapons come with the software, guile anti-airs to the solar flares, all there,
Open palm blasts for the accuracy, cause the site is flooded by all the Valkyries actually,
An organization with such powerful means, with Major calling the shots  “promo team”
Made a vaccine intervene with a clever scheme, that racism has been wiped clean, 
The pipe dream is a different route, exploit human differences and transformed any amount into clout,
So, without a doubt camouflage for the right occasion, throw a couple ‘nades and break they concentration, 

Enter the building,  uncomfortable Feeling,  ads written all over the walls and the ceilings not appealing,
No signs of life or the villains, but there a flight of stairs straight ahead in the dark bone chilling,
Move down the stairs, very cautious, then I overhear the OFFERER in the office; its MAJOR!
Stated that if they don’t find me in the next 5-minutes, Massacre Mic and Sabrina are finished later, 
Past major there’s a pad lock door, I found ‘em both, I could hear feet slide on the floor, 
already use 2 grenades only got 3 more…Semtex for the lock, flash-bang under the door, 

I’m toe-to-toe with the creator, against light sabers, blocking every blast sharper than a razor
By nature, he’s not making mistakes, teleports right behind me, I feel my shields break…
Took Damage and I could hardly respond, no abilities left, and the ENERGY is gone, 
Players watch in distress as I push limits to the test while MAJOR moves through all these attempts with such finesse,
Then throws me across the room, throws me by my arms; constant chest punches that cause definite harm.
I collapse to the ground his foot to my stomach; set the record of who is King, and he wasn’t…
I thought it was over and I let everybody down, but then I felt my heartbeat coming now,
The gloves started glowing the shields coming back, took advantage on the ground to relax,
Now back to the match, giving ‘em everything that I had, we started traded blows; then he started getting mad; like wowzers…
“How could you obtain this power I’ve been beating you to a pulp for an hour”
Then it clicked, now that you finally understand, why player one was the perfect name for the plan,
I wasn’t trapped in the game I was trapped from uncovering the person that I am,
I’m the man that will destroy you. 

I see the stagger in his stance, it’s my only chance, ki blast to the face, tIme to lay the hands,
Give ‘em the little Mac give em the Ryu, give ‘em a flash kick that frames can’t fight through,
I make a dent, left with a huge bruise, but he was still grinning definitely missing a few screws,
Need a clue? I own the game I decide who’s meant to lose, so give up and cruise, 
You thought this was a gimmick? I’m destroying the world and I plan on taking you with it,
 Better player, I will admit it…but run as fast you can, starting now you got 5-minutes  

--Cut Scene--
I get a message from the Skygodd; 
“You gotta make to Rushmore, I’m installing your shoes to now enable the sprint form, 
And when the kicks get warm they turn into Liu Kang’s so every spin kick turns to a fire storm”

But they’re both unconscious, I can’t carry them above,
Nothing [but] a thing you can store them in the glove,  understand 2 inside keep one glove occupied,
So, you got one glove to keep you alive, I can provide a portal all you need is drive,
I would call fluff for a ride but you gotta through all the Valkyries outside,
Wait I just don't want you to die…

Fireproof [Mark Cooper, Prowess The Testament] -Offerer - League of The Lost Players

Challenges accepted:
Vocals - (double time - Zolt Energy Serum)
Producer - (no snares in the beat - The Bear Hammock 29-F)

Game genre: Dating Sim
Screen: The Final Encounter

V: Oh, here we have it, the final encounter. This is a tough one, to be sure. Many have tried, all have failed so far, but maybe this is the one. 
A: It's a challenge, for sure, but we have a challenger. 
V: Oh, a true player. Let's see how it goes. 
A: Round one. Shoot your shot! 

I'm the final boss of the dating sim.  
There's no way to win, 'cause I can't take a hint. 
You're gonna fail and then you'll wanna play again 
Your loss, take it in, let the games begin.  
I've got all my defenses up, 
all tensed up and my comprehension tends to suck. 
Try to bend your luck with charms and methods of 
seduction, but we all know where you're ending up. 
Zone of friendship? What? No, twit, that's a prize. 
You're going home alone. Big fat surprise. 
Like Macaulay Culkin, without supplies. 
Always sulking, rip out your eyes  
if you don't wanna see the blank stare on my face 
as I dismiss your compliments as having terrible taste. 
I've had my fair share of dates, so I'm set, except 
I only found out in retrospect. (That's what that was?)  
  
V: Oh, you hate to see it, folks. Striking out in the first round. 
A: Well, let's see if there's any bouncing back from this. 
V: It is not looking too good right now, but it ain't over yet. 
A: Round two. Make your move! 

You know you'll be ill at ease, I don't show 
vulnerabilities. You've honed your skills, increased 
your ammo as sociable charmer, 
but cupid's arrows ricochet off my emotional armor. 
And my heart doesn't glow, so it's harder to get to. 
You try to connect, I'm just not gonna let you. 
With all the respect due, every romance Lothario 
measures on a scale from no chance to very low, 
no matter the scenario, even with careful listening, 
say you're getting hot, I'll hit the air conditioning. 
It's not your whispering nor a matter of discipline. 
I simply miss the gist of what it is you're propositioning. 
Not a single inkling. I just stare into space, 
unaware of infatuation you wear on your face. 
I've had my fair share of dates and before I left 
there wasn't one who wasn't bored to death. 

V: Ooooh! That's gotta hurt! Advances went right over the head *and* were countered with absolute tedium. 
A: This is a disaster, folks, and after so many successes. 
V: Well, there is one more round, so maybe not all is lost. 
A: Round three. Date!

I'm like talking to a brick wall, 
mindless conversations. 
A human bottle of rohypnol, 
minus connotations 
When we're walking through a strip mall, 
I'll exhaust your patience. 
What I'm saying's I'm an awful date, 
and you're gonna wanna escape from the jaws of fate 
before it all too late. They're already agape, 
frothing and starting to oscillate. 
Being my lawful mate is not so great, 
like a box of defrosted flakes. 
To get dad jokes like that for the rest of your life 
put me in a dress that is white and address me as wife. 
I've had my fair share of dates on repeat, the same 
every time 'cause no one's beat the game. 

A: Oh no, I think that's game over, folks. 
V: It sure is. The only way to move forward now is to start over from the last checkpoint at the beginning of the encounter. 
A: Press any key before the end of the countdown. 3...2...1...

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