Fandom: Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Character: Dr. Weird

Live from my lab at the South Jersey Shore
My ass ate my hand -- it hungers for more
My creations chafe being called nerdcore
So I'll gobble up your scene until you're all done for!
Grey hair spiked with the fishbowl helmet
Y'all heard the name Walter Melon
King of the castle
Fist my asshole
Splice DNA
And cause a scandal
Purple gown cut with the nips displayed
My dick give more than Christmas Day
Gave your momma that swordplay
Got more fish than Hemingway
On holiday in Uruguay
Hold the country hostage
death ray on some bond shit
Leather servant bondage like

Ooh, do the Dr. Weird, do the Dr. Weird baby 
Ooh let's get fuckin weird let's get fuckin weird baby
Ooh do the Dr. Weird, do the Dr. Weird baby
Ooh you'll be fuckin weird you'll be fuckin weird ooh

Truth teller like no cap
Disrespect like no DAP
Made a bot that hates rap
Ben Shapiro, no WAP
His wife dry like Atacama
Doc got her wetter than a hot sauna
Capture all the local fauna
For the next monster to drop on ya
It's part shrimp, part dog, part duck
Got lightning breath, you're thunderstruck
Doc says you're outta luck
Cause you fucked around with ShrimpDogDuck!
This thing is almost ten foot long
Like a feral hog
Diet full of nitrogen
letting out these Primal Winds

Your track? Never heard of it
Bars? not a word of it
Cleverness? Not detected
My dick? Not erected!
Dope shades, protect me from these hater rays
You bouta need some Gatorade
You lookin like a mirror glaze
On entremet
I cut that cake now you're awake
Got new meds for you to take
Swallow now, sip of water
Have a nice dream of rappin harder
I'mma go to your house and clap ya mama
She slobber harder than a St. Bernard
Your dad ain't bad, imma ring the post
Then I get gone like a space ghost

VPC 7 Round 1

YNG SLLVN [LL YZZ, YNGSLLVN] - La Danse Palourdes

Fandom: Dragon Ball Z
Character: Vegeta

Oh, oh, oh
For the longest time
Oh, oh, oh
For the longest
If you said goodbye to me tonight
There would still be music left to write
What else could I do
I'm so inspired by you
That hasn't happened for the longest time

Once I thought my innocence was gone
Now I know that happiness goes on
That's where you found me
When you put your arms around me
I haven't been there for the longest time

Oh, oh, oh
For the longest time
Oh, oh, oh
For the longest

I'm that voice you're hearing in the hall
And the greatest miracle of all
Is how I need you
And how you needed me too
That hasn't happened for the longest time
Maybe this won't last very long
But you feel so right
And I could be wrong
Maybe I've been hoping too hard
But I've gone this far
And it's more than I hoped for

Who knows how much further we'll go on
Maybe I'll be sorry when you're gone
I'll take my chances
I forgot how nice romance is
I haven't been there for the longest time

I had second thoughts at the start
I said to myself
Hold on to your heart
Now I know the woman that you are
You're wonderful so far
And it's more than I hoped for

I don't care what consequence it brings
I have been a fool for lesser things
I want you so bad
I think you ought to know that
I intend to hold you for the longest time

The Crown Joels [The Crown, EBILLY] - By Her Side (Vegeta Mix)

Fandom: Lord of the Rings 
Character: Bill the Pony

BILL THE PONY
BILL THE PONY

I started from the bottom then one day four hobbits came
They said let's get poppin' and we went to weather top n hey
I've got a brave heart like William Wallace, honest
But when those wraiths got on us I ran like they were coppers

But then I drank from the well in rivendell
now I'm unbeatable strap on your seat-a-belts
cos i got those buffs like gandalf right after he fell
and I'm oh so furry just like beast and belle

you'll only ever be half of me
they named the prancing pony after me
(that's not canon) mmmm shut up!
I'm the valiant stallion you're as soft as butter

I'm like if rainbow dash n lil sebastian
had a passion for smashin' call me lil lil sebastian
just imagine! i'm magic
I'm such a Star they be callin me Patrick

BILL THE PONY
BILL THE PONY
BILLNBILLNBILLN
YOU FINNA KNOW ME

Let me introduce you to my fellowship it's hella sick
We'll be BFFs forever man we'll never split
Gandalf, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, damn!
Boromir, Frodo, Merry, Pippin, Sam!

Fording rivers, crossing plains, climbin mountains day on day
Did you think I'm quittin on this mission? Neigh!
We're at the lake, chillin' by the gate
can't get inside , gandalf's in a rage

wha wha wha what's Elvish for friend?
"Mellon" and this is how it ends?
my protestations falling on to hollow ears
man ya'll a bunch of Boromirs!

enjoy your bloody trip to mordor orcs are 
round every corner sorta hope you fall in water
n get slaughtered n quartered cos it gotcha
I'm off ya'll enjoy "THE WATCHER!"


my teas gone cold I'm wonderin why
I got out of bed at all
the morning rain clouds up my window
but I can't see at all
and even if I could it would all be grey
put your picture on my wall
it reminds me that it's not so bad
it's not so bad...

Dear mister horses aren't allowed inside the mines
I ate your lembas bread good luck i'm sure you'll be just fine
It's been six months and still no word, I don't deserve it
I was your mane man now you carry the pots and pans you pervert

Frodo don't know you like I know you Sam, no one does!
They don't know what it was like as Shire lower class
Hey Sam I just blazed ya westfarthing! Dare me to ride?
You know that song by Bombadill where nothing happens
and everyones confused, that's kinda how this is
you could've pulled me off the floor
anyway I gotta stop now cos I'm a little horse.

Spandex Moose [Mike Bananas, Frank Danger] - Bill The Pony

Fandom: We Live
Character: One of the twelve supremes

You’ve seen that they’re weak. 
You’ve seen that they’re flawed . 
I’ve seen you asleep. 
They still kill for a god 
Ive seen you ignore all the Hate that they speak
like where is the love
i know that i only have faith in their greed 
they thirsty for blood 
so what is a life worth when stealing is light work and 
they live in the gutters and steer without rudders so really why earth 
why shouldn’t they die first 
reject the experience
why protect the invariance
the longer we wait the more likely that they might infect the experiment

I say we go ahead an let em wipe em selves out
they been shitting in the pool i wanna bail out
tryna buy a little time when the sale out
i say we leave em on their island and we sail out
cuz they should be terrified nothing but parasites left on a corpse that’s decaying
stew in the pot or leave them to rot it’s morbid but maybe the course we should take is abstaining
won’t see me cry when it’s raining
so let’s let them struggle but stay in their bubble cuz really tho i find the fight entertaining 
i know we started with the best intent
and creating a life is a blessed event but cut the tumor out or infection spreads
lost they don’t know what the message is

We live 
We die

Shawn Solo & Lex Lingo [Lex Lingo, Shawn Solo] - We Live, We Die

Fandom - Avatar The Last Airbender
Character - The Cabbage Merchant

These other venders so useless 
I’m here producing produceses
My acumen so conducive
To victory so conclusive I

Got leafy green and I’m coming for your coins
Believe me green beans got nothing on the joy
You know what I mean I draw a crowd it’s time to join
Unless of course my cart winds up gettin destroyed

Green and now red, Napa, and savory
My new line is so fine and it’s on display to see
I think I finally escaped these kids’ chicanery 
It’s just these setbacks that keep on restraining me

Water earth air and fire man I got em all
I assure you it’s fire even if you eat it raw
I got the produce you need for cut coleslaw
I just hope that my stall don’t get forestalled

My cabbage rolls like babish 
I keep screaming these classless 
bastards keep crashing my passage. 
It’s tragic my cabbages!


I am the Cabbage king
This is my coronation
Let stand and sing
Welcome to cabbage nation
Welcome to cabbage nation
Welcome to cabbage nation
Welcome to cabbage nation 
Put your heads up


Now here I go again
I’m on a cabbage roll again
There’s no defense your sold I sell
So well you know it’s time to spend

All your cash on the cabbage that I vends
Got my stock locked I’m collecting dividends
Proto-agriculture come correct it never ends
Supply infrastructure I keep ya’ll forever fed

Night after night I’m rebuilding wagons
Customs officers man they’re never understanding
So again I’m sawing and again I’m sanding
I know I’ll stick the landing business always expanding

Don’t count the cabbage man out
I’ll keep coming back there’s no doubt
My path gets smashed I will reroute
Build a myself cabbage redoubt

Restaurant my new spot try the cabbage cookies
I’ve been around the block I’m no cabbage rookie.
My Cabbage Delicacy bistro
My Cabbage baby in vitro
My Cabbage has no equal
Cabbage to the people!


I am the cabbage king
This my coronation
Let us stand and sing
Welcome to cabbage nation
Welcome to cabbage nation
Welcome to cabbage nation
Welcome to cabbage nation 
Put your heads up
Put your heads up
Welcome to cabbage nation
Put your heads up
Put your heads up
My time will come Just be patient and relax
Everything will change when cabbage naysh attacks

Obvious Corruption [Obvious Lee, Cosmic Ray Corruption] - Avatar The Last Cabbage Vendor

Fandom: Final Fantasy IV
Character: The Mist Dragon

Fandom: Final Fantasy IV
Character: Mist Dragon, protector of the caller's village, Mist.

Mist. Rose from the depths
cold dragon breath: the cause of death
I protect and intercept
tears of ice, dead soldiers wept
Secrets kept, this callers home
I'll die before that fact be known
The king himself, the red wings flown
overblown aggesion shown
Prone, but I won't stand down
to Baron or it's pompous crown
I'll die before I let that clown
come snuff out lives and burn this town
Around these caves I rule Supreme
a nightmare in this fantasy
The final thing these ghosts have seen
before they float the Styx, upstream
Your victory, unlikely
I was trained by forces frightening
The cave of summons run by queen asura and leviathan
Unseen, I turn to mist
when they attack I end them twits
I blast 'em quick with ice
that burns like 40 licks of fire, shit
This murk do work on knights and mages for ages 
thousands of names of dead sages
littered on hundreds of pages
Got no patience for vagrants
payments adjacent to anguish
painful assaults on the languid
the abyss your final destination
I ain't playin by sayin'
my teeth leave blood and guts sprayin'
there ain't no game to be savin',
to the moon you rrally should be prayin'
Two men appear from out the dark
and one I sense a fearless heart
the other man be torn apart
from darkness that he cannot thwart
They start apart and slice and slash
their weapons try to pierce my back
I counter with a bite and catch
the dragoon as he's reeling back
I take the chance and turn to mist
in hopes that I can end this quick
the vapor chills their blood gets thick
my icy breath done the trick
They pause and regroup
meanwhile my strength I recoup
my next move I wisely choose
attack and separate the two
The dragoon leaps into the air
the dark knights eyes thry coldly stare into mine
and I see a light of which I was unprepared
To say I'm scared would take it lightly
my final battle this just might be
The dragon of mist defeated
my eyes forever shuttered tightly
rightly had I thought that
the dragoon appears with a blinding flash
and crashes through my middle back
with the piercing blade of his battle lance
I gasp my last, this mighty one
This final fight I couldn'tve won
And as my eyes slowly close
I get one last look at Rydia

Night City Glitches [NoShoes, #Raccune] - Mist

Fandom: Fringe
Character: Gene the Cow

I was eating grass
I was chillin' out
Now I'm in a lab
I think that I'm trapped
Cuz he couldn't use a rat to bring him back
Maybe i should join a frat
While I'm here in this basement in Cambridge
I ain't seen the sun or the sky in like ages
His crimes I'm a silent witness I write em down on pages in my mind
I got a nice mew to moo and graze in
But my mind's caged in this cage
And I'm raging and grazing
Am I an accomplice to his accomplishments?
While I chomp this grass and ponder this:
Am I anonymous?
Or am I synonymous with the Bishop's lies
Forgotten in his church the dimensions of his crimes
Cuz he lied to himself in the mirror
Hear the liеs he told himself
Selfish with his fеar
That his mind broke hope nope
But for the son who's torn soul
Stole from the same father through a hole
Dimensional portal a dad who couldn't let go

Nice to meet you I am Gene kids
Only cow who's a genius
Open dimensions right at their hinges
That's where you'll find me out at the fringes

Nice to meet you I am Gene kids
Only cow who's a genius
Open dimensions right at their hinges
That's where you'll find me out at the fringes

Don't have a cow, we're awful pets
But I do get compliments
When they spot me in black and white outfits
And when I'm in amber I look so fresh
Droppin' lean rhymes
In New York strip club lines
They all scream out
Anthropomorphin' time
But my gift to spit n quip so hip n hypnotic
Was born in the lab oozing vials so toxic
Blowing up papayas with googly eyes "science"
The war with the other side opened my eyelids
Not for the FBI or to solve a crime
They just wanted chocolate milk so one time
So he force fed me cocoa beans you know just to see
But what made me the meanest bovine mc
That this earth's ever seen
Is that Cortexiphan lean
That I sipped unseen in season 3
Astrid is my dream she brushes my fur and my teeth
You call her Asterisk, Astrox, Aspirin
You old cruel fool, her name's Astrid, you ass, say Astrid
And you can call me Boss Taurus
If you removed your brain and forgot my name
Here's the chorus

Nice to meet you I am Gene kids
Only cow who's a genius
Open dimensions right at their hinges
That's where you'll find me out at the fringes

Move Bishop get out the way
Get out the way bish'
Get out the way
Move Bishop get out the way
Get out the way
I'm escaping today

Nice to meet you I am Gene kids
Only cow who's a genius
Open dimensions right at their hinges
That's where you'll find me out at the fringes

Hard Corey and A Dinosaur [Hard Corey, A Dinosaur] - Rap Genius

Fandom: Steven Universe
Character: Spinel

playtime is a song written from the perspective of the character Spinel from Steven Universe the Movie, who in the film is brought to a place of anger from her feelings of abandonment and decides to take out her pain on those who the person she thought loved her had chosen instead.

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That's right, I'm not the one to love
And but a fool to dream
That's right, I'm not the one to love 
My solo losing team
That's right, I'm not the one to love
Some plaything you don't need
Implied that I was good enough
but that wasn't what you'd mean

--

That's right, my Rose has thorns to spare
Chose from those who'd care, I didn't make the cut
Bright light's supposed to burn, so fair
Goes to show we shared unbidden cravings

But it's like time spent with gems depends
On whims and ends that tend to shift and bend for some
She'd lied but I played pretend because
(I thought we were best friends)

Such a clod to trust and want you
Ushered on through signs of threats
Hence rushed and got too much involved
You'd once upon new times for deference

Burned not read, deferred to death
While blurred intent left much distress
I learned instead, then heard he'd said 
(I love my friends)

--

That's right, I'm not the one to love 
And but a fool to dream
That's right, I'm not the one to love 
My solo losing team
That's right, I'm not the one to love
Some plaything you don't need
Implied that I was good enough
but that wasn't what you'd mean

--

I don't wanna play no more, forewarning
Know every available port is storming
Time to come and take what's yours
Performing hostilities for culpabilities you're ignoring

But I was so adorable, right? Your darling
Now I'm such horrible sight and starving
How durable is your world to blight? It's starting
Deplorable basket case not asking to bargain

Beg your pardon but the loneliest of stones hit the dark
In the garden where the only thing we'd grow is apart
Now I've hardened far too slowly, only known for the sharp bits
For audience of one heartless narcissist in charge

You're not her but hide behind a target shaped grin
You've prospered, denying me the cross I've beared since
Imposter! I've lost all so you could just exist?
Your roster's soon crossed off my to do justice list

--

That's right, I'm not the one to love 
Harm or be harmed it seems
That's right, I'm not the one to love 
Your turn to lose some things
That's right, I'm not the one to love
Now playtime's over, see?
Feels like now I'm not good at all
And I'm gonna watch you bleed

ExtraDial [Damn Selene, lizardgrove] - playtime

Fandom: Cowboy Bebop
Character: Jet Black

They know me well 
My rep precedes me
I’m the best at what I do
Get a clue
Yeah yeah

It’s show and tell
When they see me
I’m the best at what I do
Get a clue
Yeah yeah

You’re in my space
Aye
This is my race
Aye
You will always be behind me


Don’t talk to me like I’m mad
No no
Don’t talk to me like I’m mad
Don’t do it

That’s a throwback for ya
Forget what I can do and it could go bad for ya
Been in the trenches building a rep
You know why they call me black dog
Not because I’m savage with the ladies. 
I won’t cap nah
But if you got baggage that you hate and
Need it tracked down
I got the squad to do it. It’s gravy
Put the cash down
Aye

Y’all hypin lil bro cuz he reckless
Okay
But we both borderline obsessive
Yeah
Look at me, I’m constantly progressing
He’s stuck in his past
And it’s sad


That’s why I’m the leader
I stay in my bag
I'm not the one. You gotta pay for the task
I’m Emeril Lagasse
If you in my posse
If you think I use too much flavor just ask

I stay on my Ragu I’m saucing
They know that it’s costly
To blip on my radar I’m fast
To turn a bounty into a pile of cash
Can’t trust many people
Cuz friendship is evil 
like Udai. Betrayal, it seems like a Fad
Being naive costs and arm and leg
If you’re lucky you might add some shine from the trash
You’ll catch the blues trying to hide when we track
And it goes like


They know me well 
My rep precedes me
I’m the best at what I do
Get a clue
Yeah yeah

It’s show and tell
When they see me
I’m the best at what I do
Get a clue
Yeah yeah

You’re in my space
aye
This is my race
aye
You will always be behind me



If you’re on my bad side I’m a shark
Always been paper first even for pleasure
Want full pockets like I hit Spiders from Mars
Sometimes your circle is brilliant
But take too many risks hold order in high disregard

Constantly feel like I’m babysitting
Look I’m mean with the steel but I’ll slay the kitchen
Trip and I don’t need to act cause Faye can get you
Easy to feel secure when the lady’s Vicious
And that pun was intended
Respected so I just have fun with the system

Plus when I’m spittin
I glide on the track like it’s Astro (Astral)
Not talking bout Gate hackers. I’m past those
Grind hard. Look I hate slackers. I bag folks
Turn em in. Take the cake. After I dash though
Have fun. Raise the stakes. Gotta Make it stack mo’

Might try to gamble with the Woolongs
You can’t even handle what my GroupOn
Not talking discounts either. Full price up front or you gone
You want beef I’ll give you bell peppers to chew on

Keep it moving if you say my star could fall
I know losing people might be too hard for y’all
But I’ve been ditched I’ve been broken I’ve been scarred and all
Should have abandonment issues the way they’ve all run off

But I grieve when I grind
My heart’s gonna bleed every time
Til I find my peace still inside
That’s after I reach deep in my mind
My heart’ll catch the blues but I still remain a beast can't deny


They know me well 
My rep precedes me
I’m the best at what I do
Get a clue
Yeah yeah

It’s show and tell
When they see me
I’m the best at what I do
Get a clue
Yeah yeah

You’re in my space
aye
Shipping my place
aye
You will always be behind me

Deshko [Kadesh Flow, Ryako] - Show'NTell

#באדיבות רדיו גלי ישראל

גלית דיסטל בארבע עם עו"ד כנרת בראשי  23.12.20  חלק א

The 1up Funk boys are back with a track all about their favourite subjects, THEMSELVES! They take you thgough their journey in the VPC 6, and drop some dope bars about Batman. Enjoy!

Hard Corey and A Dinosaur [Hard Corey, A Dinosaur] - Rap Genius

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