Fandom: The Dark Crystal 
Character: The Skeksis

VERSE I
MUST LOVE DOGS, MUST USE MULTIS
IM A MUPPET, PLUS MY WHOLE VIBE MUCH TOO CULTY
YOU GULLY? YOU GROTTAN, YOU ROTTEN, YOU MUSTY
YOU MUST BE, YOU WANT ME ON YOUR BEATS?! DON'T INSULT ME
YA GIRL LOOK LIKE AUGHRA
YOU CUCKS PROLLY OUGHTA-- ALL OF YA--WONDER IF I FUCKED THE ALL-MAUDRA
WE GODS AND WE MONSTERS, YOU ALL GETTIN STOMPED UP
YALL FORGOT I GOT SKEKMAL IN THE ROSTER
KID, IMMA SINK YOU LIKE THE BIS TO THE MARCK
YOU A BITCH AND A MARK, MY CRYSTAL IS DARK
MY JERRLY IS INFINITE, INTRICATE, SHARP
FEAST WHILE YOU DRINK FIZZGIG PISS IN THE DARK
AND FROM ME AINT NO SYMPATHY GATHERED
YOU A SIMP, IMMA BURN YOU INTO CINDERS AND ASHES
IMMA SHIT ON YOU BASTARDS, THE RITUAL MASTER
SHIT, EVERY LAST MINUTE THAT IM SPITTIN IM BLASTED
YOU'RE PLASTERED, THINKIN THAT YOUR DISS'LL WIN EM OVER?
IM THINKIN THATS A MISS, YOU AINT SHIT WHEN YOU SOBER
I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUH
MISSED THE LAST DECADE OF NERDCORE, I AINT MISS MUCH
SMOKING BLOOKA ROOT
YOU LISTEN TO FETT'S VETTE, I LISTEN TO BAZOOKA TOOTH
SKEKBUTO, THE AVIREX SKEKSIS
GOT A ARMALIG THAT PULL THE LEXUS

HOOK
AND I DON'T MAKE CONCEPT TRACKS, I'M A CONCEPT
RAP WITH A CONDOR HEAD FROM YOUR MOM'S BED
(BOMB SHIT) YES, SIP HER ESSENCE, PROLONG SHIT
YON SKEK CALL IN GARTHIM, NOT A BOMB THREAT
PLUS, FUCK A THRA, AUGHRA, FUCK A GELFLING
VULTURE CLAW SWIPE RIGHT, NICE, FUCK A GELFLING
SOMETHING ELSE NOT FROM YOUR PLANET THAT LANDED
DEMANDED TO GET SHIT--AND GET WHAT'S DEMANDED

VERSE II
AND WE LANDED, AS IN, GOT THE LAND
SO WE ASK AND YOU ANSWERED, NOBODY'S SAYING DAMN SHIT
RANCID, ONE STEP FROM CANNIBALIST ANIMUS
FEASTIN ON A POD PEEP PIECE LIT BY CANDLESTICKS
NEXT, SKEKTEK TEXT "CHECK THE ANALYSIS"
GRAB A CASTLE GUARD TAP EM HARD FOR DIALYSIS
BETTER LIVING LONG LIFE (TIGHT) BIGGER PHALLUSES
(HYPE) CHILL IN CAVERNOUS MAD CRYSTAL PALACES
AND YOU VALOROUS, TRYNA BE MORALITOUS
SAD HOW THE WHOLE VAPRA POWER SITCH IS COUNTERFEIT
ACCURATE, SNAPPIN WHEN I STAB U WITH A MASSIVE SHIV
SAVAGE SHIT, PLUS THE COLOR PALETTE IS ANALAGOUS
BLACK MOLD WITH A LITTLE BIT OF JACK MODE
ACTING ATAXIC, I'M NASTY, I RAP SLOW
BRASH OLD MASKED-UP BASTARD WITH CASH FLOW
BACKS BLOWN, SNAGGLETOOTH GRIN LIKE A GLASGOW
AND YOU WACK BRO
TALKIN BOUT SKILLS, GRACE, TASTE WHEN YOU LACK THOSE
TELL A GRUENAK TO GET THE VIALS AND WE STASH THOSE
GOT A DUAL GLAIVE? BRAVE, SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASSHOLE
I'M MASTERFUL

VPC 7 Round 1

Muppet Ronin [Kabuto the Python and Beaker Sullivan] - Fizzgig Piss

CruciA - Fly Together

CruciA - Square Time

THIS ONE IS ABOUT A GAME I PLAYED IN THE 90S

Kabuto The Python - Fuckin Nanosaur

THIS TRACK BROUGHT TO U BY PATREON

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Danky Kodos

NIGHT VISION

CLOSED DOORS

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[Parody of "Family Affair" by Mary J Blige]
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LYRICS

My lawyer's drunk, let's sue someone
For making photoshops of me
Responses droppin', I'm not stoppin'
Still white-knighting cuckoldry
Don't need no stupid patrons, You-Tube Station
Subs are leaving me
Soon Nick will start lawsplaining, while you're waiting
Come on sing with me

Patreon's response just fucked me up
Greenberger wants to prove that I'm a cuck
Soon I won't have a single fan in sight
But trust me everything's alright (everything's alright)
Commercial court this sucks, hey please hurry
Lock Dick up and throw away the key
I can't take these lawer fees no more
Now I'm super broke just like my door

My lawyer's drunk, let's sue someone
For commenting on horse cock tweets
Responses droppin', I'm not stoppin'
Guys surprise Heather is me!
Let's have a toast to past co-hosts, they're farming ass
On crime podcasts
Two hours 'til Nick's lawsplaining, while you're waiting
Come on sing with me

It's only gonna be a matter of time
When this gets dismissed I'll really loose my mind
Jordan's lawyers, they're as cold as ice
Said my shit's ramshackled, that's not nice
Now I'm getting fat and you're all superchatin'
'Cause I'm suing everybody way out in Manhattan
Let's party just be careful with my flimsy door
Take a page from my book, cop a feel on the dance floor!

My lawyer's drunk, let's sue someone
Who made some Cuckmas songs for me
Responses droppin', I'm not stoppin'
Lando, more apostrophes
Don't need no stupid patrons, You-Tube Station
Subs are leavin' me
Soon Nick will start lawsplaining, while you're waiting
Come on sing with me

If you tweet, you'll need a lawyer (yeah you'll need a lawyer)
It's easy to sue one another
Everybody stop trying to have a good time
No more having fun online
Defend your first amendment on your own dime
If you lose your rights, your problem not mine
3 years later, I still cried
Now you guys will drink and laugh at me all night (all night)
I don't want no beef no problem no fights
Just wanna warn schools to watch their Christmas lights
Yo Madcucks is free he doesn't have to run
Lando, you really screwed the pooch on this one
Are you passed out?  "It's just an asthma attack"
Wake up we need to win and get 80s girl back (I miss you <3)

My lawyer's drunk, let's sue someone
Who made a parody of me
Responses droppin', I'm not stoppin'
Still calling schools with Jane D.
Don't need no stupid patrons, You-Tube Station
Subs are leaving me
Soon Nick will start lawsplaining, while you're waiting
Come on sing with me

A Ramshackle Affair

Just something I did one quiet morning :)

DJ Starstream - Too Close to Eve Online for EP1C LAG!

I'M ONLY RHYMIN' WHERE THE FUN IS AT
JOEY'S BACK Y'ALL, EMPTY OUT YOUR MONEY BAGS
FOLKS PLAYING GAMES AIN'T LEAVIN' WITH THEIR THUMBS INTACT 
IT'S GOD'S FAVORITE RAPPER / ONLINE FUNNY MAN
(ME!!!!!!!!)
ALREADY WON THE ROUND BEFORE THE BELL RANG
CHECK THEM WHITE TILED FLOORS, THIS THE CELL GAMES
JOEY Z & BIG FAKE, Y'ALL DONT WORK AS WELL
BACKFLIP OFF THE CLOTHESLINE, THAT'S A PERFECT SELL
BETTER MAKE SOME BIG ADJUSTMENTS TO YOUR BATTLEPLANS
Y'ALL ABOUT TO WISH I KILLED ME WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE 
ME & ADELINE CAN'T LOSE WHEN WE GOT AN &
SO IF ANYBODY BEATS US THEY CHEATED, THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH THEM
IT'S JUST A GAME YOU WEIRDO, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
THOUGHT I RETIRED, YOU MUST HAVE LOST YOUR MARBLES, FOOLS
I WAS CHILLIN IN MY ZONE PLAYIN MARVEL 2
STONED, EATING BBQ
SORTING THRU MY MOLECULES

Muppet Ronin [Kabuto the Python and Beaker Sullivan] - Fizzgig Piss

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