Fandom: Bob's Burgers
Character: Gene

Smiles times from your brother in a burger suit
No formal training but a banger what I'm bringing you
We  Playing in the hallway and I'm taking commissions
we Slaying every sunday, more relatable Simpsons
Your Head spins when I'm dressing up like queen latifah 
we can always make it sweeter, mom’s got candy in the freezer
when the guests come in DROP a beat and make em go wild
Best friend Ken jumping all up in the freestyle
I'll stay with geoffrey, I don't wanna grow up
Ask my mom to come and get me if I pee on this rug
home alone and I’ve been pacing, I’ve been facing my fears
the only one inside my home who’s never hiding his ears
And I’ve been begging for a snack like I’ve been begging for your pardon
eat a taco on a toilet that was placed inside a garden
Sisters got my back if we should ever have a problem
best legs in the family, for sure the smoothest bottom


All I need on this earth is some good food 
To make grooves even if I don't know how to
D-I-Y baby that's been My whole life
and i know that
Everybody wants to see me succeed so
Inhibitions I just threw them out  the window
So do your part
every fart is a work of art

I know my family will always save a seat for me
when i'm feeling agony they help me through the tragedy 
steering clear of apathy and lose myself in rhapsody
and my keyboard says it perfectly    


What I'm supposed to do? Just sit on my hands?
The lord done blessed me with this body be a sin to not dance
Clothing only a suggestion when you get in this trance
And You do not need pants when in New Geneland, and
I'm never ever made to feel like I suck
Even when I'm in a laser dog bark fart rut
End of day it's safe to say I'm feeling good cause they know
I got a built-in audience if I should put on a show
I'd be pouring on the charm so that they couldn't say no 
Sorry that I filled the burger grinder full of Play-Doh
So baby hit me with that gravy, i can't guarantee your safety 
Bette Midler better play me, 
Can't nobody center stage me


All I need on this earth is some good food 
To make grooves even if I don't know how to
D-I-Y baby that's been My whole life
and i know that
Everybody wants to see me succeed so
Inhibitions I just threw them out  the window
So do your part
every fart is a work of art

I know my family will always save a seat for me
when i'm feeling agony they help me through the tragedy 
steering clear of apathy and lose myself in rhapsody
and my keyboard says it perfectly    

I'm writing constantly and no one's ever stopping me
all about the harmony and never about profiting
maybe I'm a prodigy that wouldn't eat his broccoli
my keyboard says it perfectly like

VPC 7 Round 1

Muscle Laughing Shrimp [Beefy, tanner4105] - Every Fart is a Work of Art

Fandom: Harry Potter
Character: The Sorting Hat

This one goes out to my man Robert Galbraith. 
Sorting gang. We're the worst. 

[chorus] x2
If I can sort you in then I can sort you out. 
You couldn't thwart all the things that I've brought about. 
How did Lord Voldemort find supportive crowds? 
See, you're taught to be naughty in the naughty house. 

[verse 1]
I set the wheels in motion. I sense your real emotions 
and send you reeling into the field I've chosen. 
Perchance evil potions, deeds of deep revulsion. 
I'll achieve my goals as long as I meet the quotient. 
I'm not even coaching, just picking the teams 
and filling Slytherin with all of the shittiest tweens. 
These kids will be in smithereens and no one intervenes. 
My little scheme tickles me till I split at the seams. 
And Dumbledore... 
Did you think that dumdum just stumbled through the door? 
Or got that gig on merits? Like being careless 
and looking away when children perish 
in perilous scenarios? Or get very close to some scary ghost 
with varicose veins and hairy toes, wearing burial clothes? 
I put him in with confidence 
that I would find the odd use for his obtuse incompetence. 

[chorus] x2

[verse 2]
Who divides and conquers spies and plonkers? 
'Tis I, the bonnet. "And why? It's wrong?" 'Cause I'm just bonkers. 
My best sponsors are mindless wanderers, 
floundering onwards unaware of what unkindness conjures. 
Blind, unconscious, while I write destinies 
and set trajectories. Yes I'm a hat, but I pick the accessories. 
Expressed unease, rest in peace. No one suspects a headpiece, 
but I've got the future all laid out in excel spreadsheets. 
Deadbeats and death eaters make up my faculty 
I pick the children like fruit off an apple tree. 
The alchemy of apathy as I essentialize, 
categorize and emphasize the differential lines. 
Never empathize. Just spread empty lies like how Mars and Venus, 
and vulvas, ovaries, balls and penis 
share an important link, and other sordid things. 
It's a boring kink, I know, but I sort of think...

[chorus]

[outro variant]
If I can sort you in then I can sort you out. 
You couldn't thwart all the things that I've brought about. 
How did Joanne Rowling find supportive crowds? 
See, you're taught to be naughty...

.5 Quartet [Vincent E.L., Ardamus] - Sort You Out

WHAT UP LIZ, I KNOW THAT WE DON'T TALK MUCH
I KNOW THAT EVERY TIME YOU MAKE A BEAT THAT IT'S A BLOCKBUST
I DONT GOT MUCH TO TELL YOU THATS BEEN NOT NUFF
SAID ALREADY BY THE WHOLE FANDOM AND THE ODD JUDGE
AND YOU DESERVE TO HAVE BEEN TALKED UP (PROPS)
IVE SEEN THE WAY YOUR PRODUCT GO FROM SOFT, LUSH TO RAUCOUS
IT ALL FUCKS AND I AINT NOT A MONSTER
BUT TO WRITE THIS SHIT I GOTTA ACT LIKE YALL AINT GOT IT LOCKED UP
(AW SHUCKS) FIRST I HEARD FROM YOU WAS ART UP ON A CANVAS, BEATS
THAT CAPTURED EVERY COLOR, ON SOME TEXTILE BANDITRY
I SWEAR TO GOD CUZ, ON REPTILE FAMILY
UR BLOWIN THE DOORS OFF THIS NEXT STYLE HANDILY
DAMN, IT'S LEET...EUGH, I'LL STAND BY THAT, I'M TOO SURE
LIZARD GROVE VPC TOP THREE PRODUCER
AND NEXT ROUND, EVEN IF WE TUSSLE IN THE FUTURE
YOU KNOW MY WANT FOR NOTHING VINYL'S CUT UP FROM THE CUE BURN

I AINT TRYNA SPITE YALL
YOURE PRETTY AITE YALL
YEAH I LIKE YALL
YOURE PRETTY TIGHT YALL

NEXT...YOU...YEAH YOU, SELENE
I AINT PULLING PUNCHES HERE, I KNOW WE'RE BOTH MEAN
THOUGH I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE FOURTEEN POINT THREE
OUNCE COOKIE BOX I SENT YOU IN TWO THOUSAND FIFTEEN
I DONT REMEMBER WHY I DID THAT BUT I'D DO IT AGAIN
CAUSE IM KINDA DUMB BUT ALSO BECAUSE YOU ARE MY FRIEND
IM JUST A MOOK WITH A PEN, TRYNA TRULY EXTEND
SOMETHING GENUINE FOR YOU FROM BEAKER BUTO AND THEM
I RESPECT THE WAY THAT YOU SAY WHAT YOU MEAN
HONESTLY, DIRECT, OBSCENE
SELENE...I THINK THAT'S THE WAY TO BE TRULY: UNRULY
I THINK IT'S GREAT FOR THE SCENE
YOU BEEN DOING IT, I COULDNT GUESS HOW MANY SHOWS
SO RESPECT, FOR ONE OF THE TRUEST VETS THAT I KNOW
YES YOU'RE DOPE, TALENTED, KIND, I'LL SAY IT VERY LOUDLY
CANT WAIT TO HEAR YOUR SONG ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU CARE ABOUT ME

I AINT TRYNA SPITE YALL
YOURE PRETTY AITE YALL
YEAH I LIKE YALL
YOURE PRETTY TIGHT YALL

VPC7

Muppet Ronin [Kabuto the Python, Beaker Sullivan] - LikeLikeLike

Wails of Whales

S O S
Take our coordinates
Change your course
And tell your subordinates
You gotta save
Two dudes of importance
Least we hitch a ride
On a porpoise 

Day 42
On the ocean blue
Two Dudes out of food
Who Could use a rescue
Yet as we gaze out 
onto the sea
The gulls seem to scream 
so mockingly 

One tune to hear 
And a light house
Could go for a beer
And a tight blouse 
The wails of whales
Serenade our sleep
I wish someone would 
Help me off of the reef

Our island sinking 
survival instincts
Kicking and thinking
salt water drinking
we'll make a raft
Out of a bunch of trash
Tie it all together
With our pants as the mast

Let's beg a sea goddess
To cut our losses
Living off lobsters
And loot crate contents
conjured monsters
Threaten our progress
Swimming ashore
The only option

Let me get a White Claw
send us a light squall
Wash up nice bong
We'll toke all night long
We need a bite dawg
Maybe a nice log
clinging tight locked
While we sing our plight song

VPC 7 Round 3

Rad Labs, Inc. [Michaelangeflow, Omniboss] - Wails of Whales

Whatchu Taught (prod MORTEH)

🔥 “Bautizados en Gravy (Despierta Iglesia)” es una advertencia profética en forma de rap latino oscuro. Inspirado por el polémico anuncio de KFC que parodia el bautismo cristiano, este tema mezcla el estilo crudo de Control Machete con mensajes espirituales que despiertan conciencia. No es solo una canción, es un llamado urgente a la Iglesia a discernir, resistir y levantarse contra la burla disfrazada de cultura pop.

🎙️ Con letras directas, bajos pesados, y una atmósfera industrial intensa, esta canción te lleva por una guerra invisible donde la fe no se vende y la verdad no se calla.

⚔️ “Esto no es solo pollo. Es una batalla por el alma.”

🔥 “Baptized in Gravy (Wake Up Church)” is a prophetic warning in the form of dark Latin hip hop. Inspired by the controversial KFC ad that parodies Christian baptism, this track blends gritty Control Machete-style rap with spiritual truth and cultural discernment. It's not just a song — it’s a call to the Church to wake up and fight back against mockery disguised as marketing.

🎙️ With hard-hitting lyrics, deep sub-bass, and an industrial atmosphere, this song exposes the spiritual war behind the screens.

⚔️ “It’s not just chicken. It’s a battle for your soul.”

Bautizados en gravy (Despierta Iglesia)

El sur

Sparta Maker Base

My new base edition for this time!

BPM: 140
Software used: FL Studio 20

No copyright infringement intended.

Sparta Madhouse TISE Base

Sparta Emamation CE Base

[11/11/2020 - 01/08/2021]
FLP DL: https://mega.nz/file/tVdhDKbI#a6nRvbdoPX8fEo2PkeWaBKdy1ioa7YkhGTqi1fYxCpw
Audio DL: https://mega.nz/file/4Rc3VKCY#1WXOFlM7mG2PqZdQ99hnKLj2aedoLkDJshN034sVbdA
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Part 1: DJCubixTronMusic (me)
"hey lmfao"
Part 2: alturi/goodsamartian
"h"
Part 3: DarkPea/SubZero
(No Quote)
Part 4: Useful
(No Quote)
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Muppet Ronin [Kabuto the Python, Beaker Sullivan] - LikeLikeLike

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