Fandom: Steven Universe
Character: Spinel


Ohhhh steeeeven haha!
You weren’t always a powerful hero were you?
Hmhnhm hahhahahaHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

You did this 
YOU ASKED FOR IT
Threw your friend on the backboard
Now we’ve fast forward
Just imagine if back then
Wan’t a sad story/
Wouldnt be kin to ya other friends
Ya mother then
Turned into some love oven
It must have been
Weird
It was so sudden
But I don’t CARE 
Cause I’m here to help you do something
Show you how it feels 
Turn your friends to NOTHING
(But little Steven saved the world
And now space is safe
No more gems are gonna come 
And invade this place)
EEEEVERYONE FORGOT SPINEL
SO ILL TAKE THEIR PLACE
ERASE YOUR FATES
AND TURN THE GEMS TO PAPER WEIGHTS
*steven* [can you tell us who she is]
Oh well my mistake
My feet combined with vines for your diamonds sake
Who am I? 
Spinel
Whatau even sayin
I’m the loser to the game you didn’t know you’were playin
*pearl* [it can’t be...]
Oohohooo
It’s can be, and it is!
I got a new style~
And a few new TOYS
That are gonna put an end to your happily ever after
ONCE AND FOR ALL!

HOOK
That’s right, I heard the story over and over again
Gee it’s swell to finally meet her other friends
Ooooo that’s right I heard the story
Don’t really like how it ennnds
Gee it’s swell to finally meet (beat) her other friends

SKIT
Yo aiight, timeout. Spinel?!
(WHAT?!)
What about Nerdcore VPC?! Like... shouldn’t we be targeting them?
(Hohoho. that’s easy I can crush them after I get Steven....)
But.. what about Osiris
(Hahahah!! I’m the LEAST concerned about that one!! HAHAHAHA)

I’m so flattered that you liked the old me,
Totally innocent, HA YOUR PHONY!!
YOU DONT KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE to be left and lonely 
Messed up so deep
Stressed and so weak
NO you were plaaanin to re-wipe my memories
It’s WORSE when your frieends are your rightful enemies 
I CURSE all you gems and your spiteful energy
The true kind of love s’what I had
NOW LOOK AT ME

injector will kill everyone
I hate them
Protect your real friends
Careless with your fake ones
Ya stupid songs not gonna 
Change my fate so
I swear I hate you
I SWEAR I HATE YOU
You change for the better
I change and I fall
I’m deranged so whatever
I’ll never be called
and I still miss her face
Pink why are you gone
Wasn’t good enough for you
Now I’m not good all

Hhehehe thats funny, right?
At least you found me entertaining
You actually like me?
Didn’t you?
*sobs*
What am I doing?....
Why do I want to hurt you so bad??
Im supposed to be your friend...
I just wanna be your friend...

Wait. 

HOOK

VPC 7 Round 1

Vessels of Light [CreateLadyJ, Cam3] - Other Friends

game style: (adult) dating sim
screen: (intro) credit roll
vocalist pick: alliteration
producer pick: no snare


v1.
I gotta harem of hoes
A bevy bodacious babes 'n gentlemen joes
Don't show me no otome game don't want none of those
Gimme equal opportunity where anything goes
(WORK IT OUT)

Expecting triple x from erryone I select
Pitching both teams getcha nipples erect
I be swingin' for the fence gotta it connect
Double menage a trois entendres: comin direct
(SOFT PART NOW)

Fly without a wingman; Imma make an attack
Don't need a cheezy pickup; I'm peepin' GameFAQs
Unlockin' erry endin' when I'm playin' it back
Cuz all my happy endin's endin' up  the sack
(GET HARD)

Horny hoes and honeys gonna show me some love
Waifus, husbandos rub 'em up in the tub
NPCs and randos in the rotary club
I get busy errywhere makin' anyone flood

ch.
Fuck her - suck her - nail her - rail her
Bone her - own her - then select it
Fuck 'em - suck 'em - nail 'em - rail 'em
Bone 'em - own 'em - then reject it
Fuck her - suck her - nail her - rail her
Bone her - own her - then reset it
Fuck 'em - suck 'em - nail 'em - rail 'em
Bone 'em - own 'em - then eject it

v2.
Scummin' all my saves cuz Imma digital slut
Canon hoes an' basic bitches, tellin' 'em what
Takin' advantage of the glitches when I'm givin' em nut
Slavin' hoes like Leia cuz I'm Jabba the Hut
(TAKE IT OFF)

Ichiban no ecchi pervy playin' it out
But that moe shit ain't sexy it ain't what I'm about
Bad bitches gettin' next to me I'm rubbin' one out
Bachelors come and sex me I be makin' em spout
(LUNCH TIME NOW)

Peanut butter gettin' a snack
I be makin' 'em a sandwich when I get in the sack
Unicorns get jelly when I jump on a snatch 
They horny (shwing) so I ride on their backs
(BUCK 'EM OFF)

Pussy poppin' perfectly it's purple n' pressed 
I be pushin' priapisms puttin' family to rest
None are blood related so it isn't incest
So my brothers and my sisters they be gettin' undressed

Unskippable Cut Scene:
MC:
Ah what a find day, for romancin'!
Think I'm gonna hit up the Legion Hall, the Kiwanis Club,
and last but not least, the Rotary Club.

NPC:
Hey Main Character! 

MC: 
Ah! If it isn't my good friend, NPC!

NPC:
What are you going to be up today?

MC: 
Imma go get my fuck on at all of these organizations 
cause that's where the best romancin' is, UGH!

VPC 7 Round 2

Thot Team Epic [Nursehella, Ultraklystron] - Rotary Club Dating Sim

WHAT UP LIZ, I KNOW THAT WE DON'T TALK MUCH
I KNOW THAT EVERY TIME YOU MAKE A BEAT THAT IT'S A BLOCKBUST
I DONT GOT MUCH TO TELL YOU THATS BEEN NOT NUFF
SAID ALREADY BY THE WHOLE FANDOM AND THE ODD JUDGE
AND YOU DESERVE TO HAVE BEEN TALKED UP (PROPS)
IVE SEEN THE WAY YOUR PRODUCT GO FROM SOFT, LUSH TO RAUCOUS
IT ALL FUCKS AND I AINT NOT A MONSTER
BUT TO WRITE THIS SHIT I GOTTA ACT LIKE YALL AINT GOT IT LOCKED UP
(AW SHUCKS) FIRST I HEARD FROM YOU WAS ART UP ON A CANVAS, BEATS
THAT CAPTURED EVERY COLOR, ON SOME TEXTILE BANDITRY
I SWEAR TO GOD CUZ, ON REPTILE FAMILY
UR BLOWIN THE DOORS OFF THIS NEXT STYLE HANDILY
DAMN, IT'S LEET...EUGH, I'LL STAND BY THAT, I'M TOO SURE
LIZARD GROVE VPC TOP THREE PRODUCER
AND NEXT ROUND, EVEN IF WE TUSSLE IN THE FUTURE
YOU KNOW MY WANT FOR NOTHING VINYL'S CUT UP FROM THE CUE BURN

I AINT TRYNA SPITE YALL
YOURE PRETTY AITE YALL
YEAH I LIKE YALL
YOURE PRETTY TIGHT YALL

NEXT...YOU...YEAH YOU, SELENE
I AINT PULLING PUNCHES HERE, I KNOW WE'RE BOTH MEAN
THOUGH I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE FOURTEEN POINT THREE
OUNCE COOKIE BOX I SENT YOU IN TWO THOUSAND FIFTEEN
I DONT REMEMBER WHY I DID THAT BUT I'D DO IT AGAIN
CAUSE IM KINDA DUMB BUT ALSO BECAUSE YOU ARE MY FRIEND
IM JUST A MOOK WITH A PEN, TRYNA TRULY EXTEND
SOMETHING GENUINE FOR YOU FROM BEAKER BUTO AND THEM
I RESPECT THE WAY THAT YOU SAY WHAT YOU MEAN
HONESTLY, DIRECT, OBSCENE
SELENE...I THINK THAT'S THE WAY TO BE TRULY: UNRULY
I THINK IT'S GREAT FOR THE SCENE
YOU BEEN DOING IT, I COULDNT GUESS HOW MANY SHOWS
SO RESPECT, FOR ONE OF THE TRUEST VETS THAT I KNOW
YES YOU'RE DOPE, TALENTED, KIND, I'LL SAY IT VERY LOUDLY
CANT WAIT TO HEAR YOUR SONG ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU CARE ABOUT ME

I AINT TRYNA SPITE YALL
YOURE PRETTY AITE YALL
YEAH I LIKE YALL
YOURE PRETTY TIGHT YALL

VPC7

Muppet Ronin [Kabuto the Python, Beaker Sullivan] - LikeLikeLike

Dan’s sea shanty/hook :


Helpless in the ocean dragons forced to rest
Even our dearest friends now row towards death
We sail the sea and lost our home
We two alone I fear no one may come close


Verse:
Wrecked and stranded, hopelessly abandoned
Two dragons stuck without nary a sandwich
Call it an idle isle, no smiles for miles
Underbelly overgrown, safe to say wild
Ceaseless sounds from the gulls all around
Can’t hear my own thoughts, about to break down
Eyes lock, fists touch, endurance now found
Promise made not to rest in this ground
Tried to build a raft, raft didn’t get far
Luckily close enough we could outswim sharks 
Arranging stones to entice the sky
Into providing hope though we know hope lies
SSOS - someone save our scales
Reptiles, not amphibians, evolution failed
Built a hutch in the sand, Dan tilled the land
Started fire by hand while discussing our plans
But fire went out, hutch fell in sea
Turns out morning tide touches everything
Lack of escape suddenly so clear
We remain determined not to give into fear
Then one night - amid the sounds of our screams
Draped bodily in the slime and the weeds
Subsisting on moss which clung to our teeth 
Screams turned into songs sung on repeat
Sprawling waves carry dulcet tones
Til they find some lobes to call a home
After months on the island now a boat appears
Too far from hope, entrenched and sincere  
They land on the beach - we take them by surprise
Jam our thumbs in their eyes and steal their supplies
Take their vessel and their lives, then suddenly realize
We probably could’ve asked for a ride

VPC 7 Round 3

dubldragon. [Skeptik, Danny G] - SSOS (Someone Save Our Scales)

Fire Sauce (feat. XoC) by Youth Chili Cook Off!

[Verse 1: Sweeney Toad]
We finally out the big house no longer have to sit out
And miss all the delicacies cause we committed felony
Just a little structure fire that Blockbuster found expired
Burned it down cause they were out of Mrs. Doubtfire

[Verse 2: Phlebia]
They told me not to make a scene
It’s not a big deal, I should stay serene 
But I raised my voice started acting mean
Got the manager trying to intervene
So I doused the place with gasoline
I set it ablaze with the nicotine
Flames orange red like tangerine
Charred to black like tourmaline

[Verse 3: XoC]
Me and my buddies coming straight out of the prison system, sorta feeling sad cause I never gotta visit in them, stomach sorta growling, feeling weak and my vision missing, maybe Taco Bell, for them tacos with the chicken in them

[Verse 4: Sweeney Toad]
First things first bet I gotta get me that chalupa     
Substitute the beef for black bean I’m a connoisseur
Of all the finest tastes I partake in the higher costs
Add the guacamole steak and don’t forget the fire sauce

[Verse 5: Phlebia]
Roll up to my hallowed venue
Take a quick peek at the menu
Several dozen cheesy options
Prices low like it’s an auction
Corn and queso  beans and rice
Baja blast don’t forget the ice
Swap beans for beef cause I’m alpha gal
Add cinnamon twists for the grand finale

[Verse 6: XoC]
So I’m standing in line and the menus all digital, stomach steady screaming, hunger pain feeling critical, daydreaming now, gonna eat til I’m really full, later, on the John, imma spray til it’s a shitty bowl

[Verse 7: Sweeney Toad]
Pull out the drive thru and spark up the doja
We about to dine oooo beautiful ambrosia
Taco-itis later I guess that’s the dire cost
I open up the brown bag THEY FORGOT THE FIRE SAUCE?!

[Rant 1: Sweeney Toad]
I was sitting in the car and I opened the Taco Bell bag and I was digging through the sauces. Mild, Hot, Diablo, but where the fuck is the fire? They forgot the fucking fire sauce! I just wanted some god damn fire sauce! Why can’t things ever just work out!
Everything I do, it just never works out! 
It’s like nothing ever goes my way and I’m sick of it all!

[Chorus 1: Sweeney Toad]
THEY FORGOT THE FIRE SAUCE!
THEY FORGOT THE FIRE SAUCE!
THEY FORGOT THE FIRE SAUCE!
LET’S BURN THIS TACO BELL DOWN TO THE GROUND!!

[Rant 2: Sweeney Toad]
And I just started getting pissed! And I was so pissed I forgot Phlebia and XoC were there. And Phlebia’s calling my name and I didn’t even hear it. He started screaming: MIKE! MIKE!! And XoC he goes: MIKE! what’s the matter?? And I go: All I want is fire sauce, and they wouldn’t give it to me!
All I wanted was fire sauce, just one fire sauce packet, and they wouldn't give it to me. 
Just one FIRE SAUCE!!

[Chorus 2: Sweeney Toad]
THEY FORGOT THE FIRE SAUCE!
THEY FORGOT THE FIRE SAUCE!
THEY FORGOT THE FIRE SAUCE!
LET’S BURN THIS TACO BELL DOWN TO THE GROUND!!

[Rant 3: Sweeney Toad]
SO WE SWERVED THE CAR BACK AROUND AND THAT WAS IT! I’M NOT GOING TO DEAL WITH IT ANYMORE! SO WE GRABBED THE GAS CAN OUT THE TRUNK AND WE BURNED THAT GOD DAMN TACO BELL DOWN TO THE MOTHERFUCKING GROUND!! (*Sirens* "PuT YoUr HaNdS Up")

[Verse 8: Phlebia]
The smoke rises, hear the sirens come to get me
Guess I blew my only opportunity to get free
Seems like it’s who I am,  I was born a fire bug
Not a killer, not a thug, not a dealer selling drugs

[Verse 9: Sweeney Toad]
Can’t believe we back, flop house penitentiary
Guess we never learn dropped out elementary
Pyromaniac need to throw out my lighter
Grew up with those GI Joes doused up on fire

[Verse 10: XoC]
Back in this prison, I’ve been given major sentence, 57 years, ima lose my independence, all I want are tacos and chalupas like I mentioned, never thought to break out this jail, but now I’m tempted

VPC7 Round 4

Youth Chili Cook Off! [Sweeney Toad, Phlebia] - Fire Sauce (ft. XoC)

BOOSTER

A creepypasta from one of the best writers out there.

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BKstz0A0EY

It's Just the House by Dubiousdugong

The forest is so quiet... or maybe not...

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qLZGDsDUlo

Broken in the Woods by Vincent V. Cava

From 'Attack The Block Party'. This is music playing at the party. It is a parody of Dizzee Rascal's 'Fix Up Look Sharp'.

LYRICS

When I walk I’m turning many faces
Tie my shoes up, many laces
Big foot like a yeti in the states it's
Hard to keep up with my fastest pace ‘cause

I’ve got quite big feet
(yeh)
I run around
(ah heh heh heh)
I’ve got quite big feet
(hey)
I hoe down

Yeah I wear canoes for boots
Tie my shoes, I use a noose
Me and elephants are in cahoots
You could fit a classroom in my shoes ‘cause

I’ve got quite big feet
(yeh)
I run around
(ah heh heh heh)
I’ve got quite big feet
(hey)
I hoe down

Big Feet [For Cartoon Network's Clarence]

Original: https://flat.io/score/5c993e4f1b18ab1524e091f3-piano-battle-2-rory-cannon-vs-bc-mix-music-vs-yoni

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSI_OSqhKl0

Twenty-Nineteen

PIANO BATTLE #2! Rory Cannon vs. B.C. Mix Music vs. Yoni

The 1up Funk boys are back with a track all about their favourite subjects, THEMSELVES! They take you thgough their journey in the VPC 6, and drop some dope bars about Batman. Enjoy!

Muppet Ronin [Kabuto the Python, Beaker Sullivan] - LikeLikeLike

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