Show:The Good Place
Character: Janet

Hi there! I'm Janet, your
source of knowledge for the afterlife:
here to squash your uncertainity, keepin 
eternities un-disaster-like.

So, fun fact! You're dead, and with 
all the knowledge of the universe, I can
safely say the world's a better place: there is
literally nobody doing worse.

I can tell by your sad face, that my 
facts weren't fun. We don't want you in a bad place! 
Sit back and enjoy the relaxed pace, 
no more getting floored by the rat race!

You've earned all the bliss and rest, you could
ever want: isn't this the best? Before 
you investitgate even further:
please excuse me, I'm being murdered.



Don't call me girl
Don't call me robot
I'm effervesecent while
ever-present and
every death's just
another lesson

Don't call me girl
Don't call me robot
The knowledge fountain that's
overflowing, my
body count keeps my
power growing,
I'M JANET! 


Hi there! It's me again,
and welcome to the void. I 
come here when the button's pressed and my
life has been destroyed. Neat!

I'll be online soon, but you
might find the stabilty is
reducing from your reality while your
Janet's still rebooting. For

example: loss of permanence, flames
shooting from the ground causing burning fits,
your fears appear in the sky severely 
impacting our passing like tourniquets, or

cracks in the ground, attacking foundations
pits leading down, evoking damnation
and getting the feeling you don't belong, but
in The Good Place, we're never wrong!


Don't call me girl
Don't call me robot
I'm effervesecent while
ever-present and
every death's just
another lesson

Don't call me girl
Don't call me robot
The knowledge fountain that's
overflowing, my
body count keeps my
power growing,
I'M JANET!

VPC 7 Round 1

Sailor Doom Remix [ Johnny HacknSlash, Twill Distilled] - Hi There, I'm Janet!

Fandom: Harry Potter
Character: The Sorting Hat

This one goes out to my man Robert Galbraith. 
Sorting gang. We're the worst. 

[chorus] x2
If I can sort you in then I can sort you out. 
You couldn't thwart all the things that I've brought about. 
How did Lord Voldemort find supportive crowds? 
See, you're taught to be naughty in the naughty house. 

[verse 1]
I set the wheels in motion. I sense your real emotions 
and send you reeling into the field I've chosen. 
Perchance evil potions, deeds of deep revulsion. 
I'll achieve my goals as long as I meet the quotient. 
I'm not even coaching, just picking the teams 
and filling Slytherin with all of the shittiest tweens. 
These kids will be in smithereens and no one intervenes. 
My little scheme tickles me till I split at the seams. 
And Dumbledore... 
Did you think that dumdum just stumbled through the door? 
Or got that gig on merits? Like being careless 
and looking away when children perish 
in perilous scenarios? Or get very close to some scary ghost 
with varicose veins and hairy toes, wearing burial clothes? 
I put him in with confidence 
that I would find the odd use for his obtuse incompetence. 

[chorus] x2

[verse 2]
Who divides and conquers spies and plonkers? 
'Tis I, the bonnet. "And why? It's wrong?" 'Cause I'm just bonkers. 
My best sponsors are mindless wanderers, 
floundering onwards unaware of what unkindness conjures. 
Blind, unconscious, while I write destinies 
and set trajectories. Yes I'm a hat, but I pick the accessories. 
Expressed unease, rest in peace. No one suspects a headpiece, 
but I've got the future all laid out in excel spreadsheets. 
Deadbeats and death eaters make up my faculty 
I pick the children like fruit off an apple tree. 
The alchemy of apathy as I essentialize, 
categorize and emphasize the differential lines. 
Never empathize. Just spread empty lies like how Mars and Venus, 
and vulvas, ovaries, balls and penis 
share an important link, and other sordid things. 
It's a boring kink, I know, but I sort of think...

[chorus]

[outro variant]
If I can sort you in then I can sort you out. 
You couldn't thwart all the things that I've brought about. 
How did Joanne Rowling find supportive crowds? 
See, you're taught to be naughty...

.5 Quartet [Vincent E.L., Ardamus] - Sort You Out

I WOKE UP ON SOME WU TANG SHIT
ONLY 1 O'CLOCK? GREAT
NOT TOO LATE YET
GET UP
GET BRUSHED
IT GETS TOUGH STEPPING UP & DELIVERING EVERY TIME
AS THAT MOTHERFUCKER WHO CAN'T MISS
PUT ON A RANDOM PAIR OF SOCKS
& IF THEY MATCH? SICK
FEED THE CATS
CHANGE THE LITTER
SCOOP THE CAT PISS
I SHOULD PROBABLY EAT BEFORE I GET TOO HYPERACTIVE
GET TOO DISTRACTED WITH MY LONG LIST OF MICROACTIONS
FUCK IT
TRY TO WASH THE DISHES
THINK ABOUT MY LAUNDRY THEN IMMEDIATELY FORGET IT
I TURNED ON A PODCAST & DIDN'T EVEN LISTEN
GODDAMNIT
I WALKED AWAY FOR A MINUTE & FORGOT ALL ABOUT THEM DISHES
BRING THE MUTHAFUCKIN RUCKUS
WRITE A COUPLE RHYMES DOWN & EVERY ONE OF EM BUCKETS
RUN IT LIKE A THIEF IN THE NIGHT
WHO SCREAMS INTO MIC
CAUSE IT KEEPS ME ALIVE
TIL I FINALLY GET A PIECE OF THE PIE
ALRIGHT
WIND DOWN WITH A BONG RIP GAUNTLET 
AH SHIT, TOTALLY FORGOT TO DO THE LAUNDRY
I GUESS I'LL DO THAT SHIT TOMORROW

VPC 7 Round 3

Perfect Cell [Joey Z, Big Fake] - Tomorrow In 50 Seconds

BBC RADIO 2 PRESENTER JINGLES - JAM CREATIVE PRODUCTIONS

If computers that want to take over the world are this dumb, then we have nothing to worry about.

The Korey and Martin Show - 'Transcendence' Review

Sparta Palette Mix

The Double Toasted podcast review a new movie today called THE INTRUDER.

THE INTRUDER - Double Toasted Audio Review

“If you say that getting the money is the most important thing, you’ll spend your life completely wasting your time. You’ll be doing things you don’t like doing in order to go on living, that is to go on doing things you don’t like doing, which is stupid.” “Life exists only at this very moment, and in this moment it is infinite and eternal, for the present moment is infinitely small; before we can measure it, it has gone, and yet it exists forever….” – Both Quotes by Alan Watts

Moonlight (Piano Solo)

ayo we over limit
so hot but they won't admit it
and we fully wicked forging the papers ya get commited
what I see is vivid
so seamless it must scripted 
all the verses are the sickness and nobody's got a gimmick
but then we gotta pivot
reality nonexistent
put RAP inside the thumbnail so everybody mimic
and we never timid
when everything has been shifted
we're going for a ride I hope your ass has got a ticket
know we cybernetic, stole it from optimus give em credit
I'm the greatest of the second gen though nobody has said it
been addicted
reach feelings that you encrypted
trophy has been lifted before anything's submitted
yo it's been a minute
i'm warning you that we in it
so often gotta sit it but we never gonna quit it
little bit a visit, i'm hopeful you don't forget it
everybody getting bodied, this is just the first exhibit 
mp3 of your track : added to email

VPC 7 Round 0

Muscle Laughing Shrimp [Beefy, Tanner4105] - Garbage Day

Oh! Hello there.
It's very nice to meet you all.
My name is SirenSeraph,
And these lovely ladies represent PSX, Sing it ladies!

Hook 1:
Feel the waves swell, you're compled, say farewell,  my Darling
Come follow me, you'll agree, i'm the key, as you sink to the
Soon you will know, down below, our love grows, my Darling
Into the sea, you will see you are free now that you're soul belongs to me

Verse 1:
Hi my name is Siren, a daughter of Poseidon,
My rhymes so vibrant, they be followin through my trident
Call me your Highness when you step onto my island
My kindness is timeless, but leaves your body lifeless
Persistant in my metronome, repeating echoes in my dome
Won't you follow me into my catacombs
This is now your home, and you'll never have to be alone
fade in - (free, now that you're soul belongs to me)  - fade out
More aluring than a banshee, as rare as a vaccine
I'll make you a cup of caffine while dancing, you're laughing
gasping, trying breathe air that's not there in a world full of despair, is it fair?
Prepare to take that final leap, into the deep, a deep sleep
Where you wont here a peep, when I creep
Into your nightmares, while you're unaware
so say you're final prayer, now that your heart is snared

2 Cannonz [SirenSeraph, PSX] - Belongs To Me

[03/03 - 03/05]
Normal Speed: https://mega.nz/file/5MVAlBBQ#K5dXCLndbRgoxN529UZ3Tjy9aryE9wmw3mfPYAMtU_E
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FLP DL: https://mega.nz/file/MJ9DTIqA#a6DxhWwJOLt1cy6mODXpD0lWquRGMOm95fb4m-UHelg
Audio DL: https://mega.nz/file/JItlxYLA#lCNP5bQisi6bil6KxMpY0C7RvxQz4o3oPjCEPTT8yU8
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V1: https://soundcloud.com/dj-cubix-tron-music/part-10-collab-sparta-lattaurwaw-remake-base
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Part 1: Papers
"Epic Gamer moment"
Part 2: kroblesc2008
"i ran out of quotes so IUF#HEWUOzfhiIGUGUUJIWh"
Part 3: zarben
"emainayon groul ua ao ua ao"
Part 4: PSR Studios
"Lattaurwaw remastered collab"
Part 5: DJCubixTronMusic (me)
"remaking orginal 1 version this remake collaboration"
Part 6: JBTC
"Yes"
Part 7: David Sparps
"simpsump"
Part 8: narayan23456
“Wot Motherfucker”
Part 9: Baz
" "
Part 10: Alan.D / TheHexRemixer
"Here we comes, like a boss, everybody do the flop and hide!"
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Made in FL Studio.

Muscle Laughing Shrimp [Beefy, Tanner4105] - Garbage Day

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