Fandom: Lord of the Rings 
Character: Bill the Pony

BILL THE PONY
BILL THE PONY

I started from the bottom then one day four hobbits came
They said let's get poppin' and we went to weather top n hey
I've got a brave heart like William Wallace, honest
But when those wraiths got on us I ran like they were coppers

But then I drank from the well in rivendell
now I'm unbeatable strap on your seat-a-belts
cos i got those buffs like gandalf right after he fell
and I'm oh so furry just like beast and belle

you'll only ever be half of me
they named the prancing pony after me
(that's not canon) mmmm shut up!
I'm the valiant stallion you're as soft as butter

I'm like if rainbow dash n lil sebastian
had a passion for smashin' call me lil lil sebastian
just imagine! i'm magic
I'm such a Star they be callin me Patrick

BILL THE PONY
BILL THE PONY
BILLNBILLNBILLN
YOU FINNA KNOW ME

Let me introduce you to my fellowship it's hella sick
We'll be BFFs forever man we'll never split
Gandalf, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, damn!
Boromir, Frodo, Merry, Pippin, Sam!

Fording rivers, crossing plains, climbin mountains day on day
Did you think I'm quittin on this mission? Neigh!
We're at the lake, chillin' by the gate
can't get inside , gandalf's in a rage

wha wha wha what's Elvish for friend?
"Mellon" and this is how it ends?
my protestations falling on to hollow ears
man ya'll a bunch of Boromirs!

enjoy your bloody trip to mordor orcs are 
round every corner sorta hope you fall in water
n get slaughtered n quartered cos it gotcha
I'm off ya'll enjoy "THE WATCHER!"


my teas gone cold I'm wonderin why
I got out of bed at all
the morning rain clouds up my window
but I can't see at all
and even if I could it would all be grey
put your picture on my wall
it reminds me that it's not so bad
it's not so bad...

Dear mister horses aren't allowed inside the mines
I ate your lembas bread good luck i'm sure you'll be just fine
It's been six months and still no word, I don't deserve it
I was your mane man now you carry the pots and pans you pervert

Frodo don't know you like I know you Sam, no one does!
They don't know what it was like as Shire lower class
Hey Sam I just blazed ya westfarthing! Dare me to ride?
You know that song by Bombadill where nothing happens
and everyones confused, that's kinda how this is
you could've pulled me off the floor
anyway I gotta stop now cos I'm a little horse.

VPC 7 Round 1

Spandex Moose [Mike Bananas, Frank Danger] - Bill The Pony

Fandom: Cowboy Bebop
Character: Jet Black

They know me well 
My rep precedes me
I’m the best at what I do
Get a clue
Yeah yeah

It’s show and tell
When they see me
I’m the best at what I do
Get a clue
Yeah yeah

You’re in my space
Aye
This is my race
Aye
You will always be behind me


Don’t talk to me like I’m mad
No no
Don’t talk to me like I’m mad
Don’t do it

That’s a throwback for ya
Forget what I can do and it could go bad for ya
Been in the trenches building a rep
You know why they call me black dog
Not because I’m savage with the ladies. 
I won’t cap nah
But if you got baggage that you hate and
Need it tracked down
I got the squad to do it. It’s gravy
Put the cash down
Aye

Y’all hypin lil bro cuz he reckless
Okay
But we both borderline obsessive
Yeah
Look at me, I’m constantly progressing
He’s stuck in his past
And it’s sad


That’s why I’m the leader
I stay in my bag
I'm not the one. You gotta pay for the task
I’m Emeril Lagasse
If you in my posse
If you think I use too much flavor just ask

I stay on my Ragu I’m saucing
They know that it’s costly
To blip on my radar I’m fast
To turn a bounty into a pile of cash
Can’t trust many people
Cuz friendship is evil 
like Udai. Betrayal, it seems like a Fad
Being naive costs and arm and leg
If you’re lucky you might add some shine from the trash
You’ll catch the blues trying to hide when we track
And it goes like


They know me well 
My rep precedes me
I’m the best at what I do
Get a clue
Yeah yeah

It’s show and tell
When they see me
I’m the best at what I do
Get a clue
Yeah yeah

You’re in my space
aye
This is my race
aye
You will always be behind me



If you’re on my bad side I’m a shark
Always been paper first even for pleasure
Want full pockets like I hit Spiders from Mars
Sometimes your circle is brilliant
But take too many risks hold order in high disregard

Constantly feel like I’m babysitting
Look I’m mean with the steel but I’ll slay the kitchen
Trip and I don’t need to act cause Faye can get you
Easy to feel secure when the lady’s Vicious
And that pun was intended
Respected so I just have fun with the system

Plus when I’m spittin
I glide on the track like it’s Astro (Astral)
Not talking bout Gate hackers. I’m past those
Grind hard. Look I hate slackers. I bag folks
Turn em in. Take the cake. After I dash though
Have fun. Raise the stakes. Gotta Make it stack mo’

Might try to gamble with the Woolongs
You can’t even handle what my GroupOn
Not talking discounts either. Full price up front or you gone
You want beef I’ll give you bell peppers to chew on

Keep it moving if you say my star could fall
I know losing people might be too hard for y’all
But I’ve been ditched I’ve been broken I’ve been scarred and all
Should have abandonment issues the way they’ve all run off

But I grieve when I grind
My heart’s gonna bleed every time
Til I find my peace still inside
That’s after I reach deep in my mind
My heart’ll catch the blues but I still remain a beast can't deny


They know me well 
My rep precedes me
I’m the best at what I do
Get a clue
Yeah yeah

It’s show and tell
When they see me
I’m the best at what I do
Get a clue
Yeah yeah

You’re in my space
aye
Shipping my place
aye
You will always be behind me

Deshko [Kadesh Flow, Ryako] - Show'NTell

(VERSE - J)
I'm on a mission to rid of the rules,
Lyrical freedom is critical
Gonna get rid of the fools
How can take on the mediums forcing obedience
Now you controlling our bpms 
VPC will not use us as a tool
We ain’t subsident


Finally approaching the end of the line
Fully equipped and divine
Gathered my summons in ruins
 And items that are hard to find
VPC League want our minds
Make us believe we inclined
To create under a structure
 And never beyond what’s defined 
I wanna take back what’s mines! 
(I’m takin back what’s mine!)
Shout as I jumped through the light
Portaled to Czarina Castle 
And asshole judges are in sight
Thinkin' of all of the friends that I lost 
Wit no fear in my eyes
The judges just line up and smile



(VERSE - J)
RJ and Navi attack me
Took my blade aimed for his fade 
For he real live tried to trap me,
I swear I can make a way
Gauge filling up while I’m fighting Navi,
Dodgin RJ,
(RJ: Come here!)
Smash B
Body flare up with flames,
I glow with the light of friends and fire!


(ALLITERATION SPELL - J)
Breaking oblivious bastards
While bringing them blizzards and beams!
Blinding the bitches I’m beating the beast
And I’m beating them breme
Blasts and I’m breaking their base
And blasting the bastards they break
Bated embracing the basis to
Bravely break the best brain BOW


Running and jumping the stairs
Hungry to run the next pair
Potion in motion
And floating companion makes sure I’m prepared
Jump on 1-Up, I ain’t scared!
Looked at me like don’t you dare 
(1-Up: Heh, don’t you dare!)


Swinging on walls then he hit me so hard
That my new health bar blared 
Shrubz and Bill dropped from the ceiling
And made an eruption of lava
And caught me while healing and everything around me just started to droppin 
I jump away gliding and riding
The flame waves of their unspoken drama 
And dive in attacking them all 
with no option and glow up with Blizzaga


(ALLITERATION SPELL - J)
Breaking oblivious bastards while bringing them blizzards and beams
Blinding the bitches I’m beating the beast and I’m beating them breme
Blasts and I’m breaking their base
And blasting the bastards they break
Bated embracing the basis to
Bravely break the best brain BOW


(CUTSCENE)
CZARINA:
Hahahahaha! 
I’m impressed you made it this far.
How cute!


CREATELADYJ: 
This isn’t funny, Czarina! People are afraid to do anything outside of your order, it isn’t right!


CZARINA: 
Ohhh please...we brought the best out of everyone...and you know it!


CREATELADYJ:
It isn't right...


CZARINA:
What’s wrong J? Were the rules too much for you?


CREATELADYJ: 
GRRRR fuck you...


(VERSE - J)
Czarina, she goes to attack
I block then I swivel back
Crash she put me on my ass
I didn’t see what she attacked
Teleport she moving fast
Ignore I slash her back
Bam, hit, then I fuckin crash
Meteor and they’re moving fast
Bam, hit, and I fuckin crash
She stands and fuckin laugh
I’m pissed so I go attack
Bam, hit, then I fuckin crash
Sick of your fuckin ass 
(I’m sick of you!)
You bitch ima fire back 
(you bitch!)
charging up my attack
I don’t think I’m gonna last 
(I’m not gonna last)


(ALLITERATION FAILED; J STAMMERS)
Breaking these bitches with blizzards and beams
Blinding the bastards and beasts..
Beating...
Bated embraces..
I’m Breaking.. the basis..


(CAM3 JOINS THE PARTY)


(VERSE - CAM)
No thinking of dying on my watch,
That's not in the contract!
Rise and let's shine on these niggas
With vigor and bombast
Power of friendship is boring?
Let em sleep
We gon shake em awake
When I lend you my energy


[TEAM ALLITERATION]

VPC 7 Round 2

Vessels of Light [CreateLadyJ, Cam3] - The Final Judgement

Adventure choices:

Role Playing Game
Character Creation
Singing
Chiptune


INTRO:
[game narrator]CREATE A CHARACTER...ENTER A NAME

Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: oh man decisions decisions...this might take me a minute...

[game narrator]*interrupting* YOU'VE RECEIVED A GUILD INVITE

Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: hey w-what is this?!

Guildmaster: hey man you're like, invited to like join uh, the swag guild...uh we're like recruiting uh, new members and stuff

Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: oh man sure thing! this is awesome! i-i'm in a guild and i haven't even started the game yet!

[VERSE 1]
let's roll, not talkin' bout a wheel,
you're either tankin', healin' or bout to deal
some dps, maybe melee
maybe ranged damage make the mobs say "mayday"
in the swag guild you got three roles to play
well, maybe 4, i'm the auction house all day
hustlin' for pay, grindin' for gold
while my swag guild g's steady fightin' in the fold
that's the damn zone, where dragons groan
in the raid battle we don't be swaggin' alone
other guilds moan, swag guild put it down
broke them boys off they ain't even left the starter town
anyway back to the character creation
we have several sliders for skin pigmentation
and hairstyles, customization for miles
the character creation suite is so versatile

[INTERLUDE]
Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: oh man this game's legit, there's an absolute cornucopia of choices

[CHORUS]
choose a name, race, and class
suit up and go kick some ass,
it's the swag guild,
"wait a minute, the swag guild?!" YES!
these haters wanna hate
'cause swag is a passive trait
in the swag guild
oh welcome to the swag guild

[INTERLUDE 2]
Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: Hey uh guildmaster uhh, any advice for a noob like me?

Guildmaster: yeah bro, it's important to like, do stuff that gives you like, a lotta uh, in-game gold, and then put in the uhh, guild bank

Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: oh snap! will do!

[VERSE 2]
need a name for your character, can't come up with nothin'
cool...just press the random button
congratulations, now you have a name
next up, you need to pick a race
maybe elf, maybe dwarf maybe orc
maybe human "who the hell picks a human"
hey you do you, man, anyway next
you need to pick a sex, "there better be more than two checks"
next up a class, to kick some ass
you should be a healer, "umm i'll pass"
you should be a paladin "that's more like it"
there's a cool paladin build with elemental lightning
from a legendary item you can farm in this dungeon
now you can chill at the swag guild luncheon
at the tavern, versace armor pattern
it's the swag guild leaving other guilds in tatters

[INTERLUDE 3]
Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: best guild ever!

[OUTRO]
Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: this is awesome! as soon as i pick out a name...pick out which race, class, build, and uh finish the uhh tutorial, i'm gonna have so much fun with my new guild!

Guildmaster: yeah bro it's gonna be awesome! don't forget to like, put all your gold in the guild bank...we need it for like, guild stuff. Yeah, that's what we need it for

Streezy Toad [Young Stroke Aka Young Muscle, Sweeney Toad] - Swag Guild

Genre: RPG
Screen: The final encounter
V: Alliteration
P: Chiptune


Intro

Welcome to the final boss.

The dungeon itself.


oh snap!

life yo,

it's a cycle


Chorus

it's a dungeon delver

An endless endeavor

a cavern crawler

So savor the splendor

a maze mayhem

And it goes on forever

A dime drainer

And it couldn't be better

Verse 1

Yo! I love it when the maps

Are randomly stacked

With monsters and mazes

Awaiting for my attack

This torch is fading and

The cave is turning black

The dungeon never ends

And I like it like that

Rinse and repeat 

Is all that you need

We're stuck on this train

Of an endless feed

a part of me knows

That it's just a game

another part knows 

that it's keeping me sane

Endless lives that I dive

Into the pits of decent

I rely on the guide

To point me in the right way

These thumbs help me plunder

For the RNG

I Found a shield on a lich

its orangey

Use a scroll to be told

If it will a harm me

420 to my armor

That's my pharmacy

Jump in the cart

If you're into rpgs

We wandering the woods

For the hard xp

 

Cutscene

Combat clanks sfx

Death yelp

You have died

Your corpse is unreclaimable

Congratulations!

You have reached floor 42. 

Commendable, but pathetic. 

A new adventure awaits for you, hero. 

Reloading the soul.

Verse 2

I will retire in the spire

Expire from the mire

I'm tired of the trials

and the vile vampires

spend all my time

Just rhyming in the mines

Slaying all the shiny

Smiliest of slimes

Strive to be alive

Pile for the prize

Use all my smites

and my Guiles and my guise

No save file

Won't be a while

Til I succumb 

To the very last wild

Caverns creatures

Fathoms features

Patterns preachers

Damned if i don't beat ya

to the next floor

Up the secret level

Light another torch

Down another redbull

Damned if this beat ain't

Insanely Incredible

Doom and defeat ain't

Mainly malevolent

being stuck here

To tame these terribles

rather just flee

And eat some edibles


Chorus

it's a dungeon delver

An endless endeavor

a cavern crawler

So savor the splendor

a maze mayhem

And it goes on forever

A dime drainer

And it couldn't be better

Rad Labs, Inc. [Michaelangeflow, Omniboss] -The Dungeon

Game Type: Role Playing Game
Game Screen: The Final Encounter
Vocalist Challenge: Singing
Producer Challenge: Chiptunes

Our journey starts with a town to defend
We never thought this is how it would end

I never met a monster that I didn’t wanna murder
They keep coming for my girl, but they never gonna hurt her
We have conquered creeps and tyrants, bloody battles brought us further
We've found the mastermind, now it’s time to fight with fervor for this 

Boss Rush, Boss Rush
(spoken) HERE WE GO!
Boss Rush, Boss Rush, Boss Ruuuuuuuuuuush

They've swallowed the sun
The villains ascend
But our fire burns on

Here they come!

To face us once more
The spirit of bosses
That we've slain before
It's a

Boss Rush, Boss Rush
(Spoken) Boss! Fight!
Boss Rush, Boss Rush Boss Ruuuuuuuuuuuush 

We traveled far with our misfit friend squad
We caught some fish, now we're killing a god

Well you might have been my maker, or a brother and betrayer
I’m the prophesized protagonist, another word for slayer
You can serve up our accomplishments to combat this conveyor
Of the conquered past and perished, with a wing and a prayer for this

Boss Rush, Boss Rush, Boss Rush
Boss Rush, Boss Rush, Boss Ruuuuuuuuuuush

They've swallowed the sun
The villains ascend
But our fire burns on

Here they come!

To face us once more
The spirit of bosses
That we've slain before
It's a

Boss Rush, Boss Rush
(spoken) here we go, now
Boss Rush, Boss Rush, Boss Ruuuuuuuuuuush

[Cutscene in Final Battle]

Boss Rush, Boss Rush
(spoken) Boss! Fight!
Boss Rush, Boss Rush, Boss Ruuuuuuuuuuush

Perstrami Persona [Steve, ZillaPersona] - Boss Rush

RPG
Character Creation
Doubletime
Chiptune

Make me look real cool
Twenty seven seven don't wanna look like a tool
Get the stats up high, an a patch on my eye
And an afro dyed super bright blue
not an ordinary RPG
so of course I gotta look flawless, G
add some parachute pants and facial tatts
Ain't no NPC gonna mess with me
Wait. Blue afro?
You really gonna wanna do that though?
Hey it's your choice, but I gotta make a point
Please don't make me look wack, bro
K cool. Where was I? Right.
gotta make me a badass tough guy
gonna stomp these fools with these fresh clown shoes
and rocket feet so I fly real high

~Hook~
I see what you've done here
(No sir don't like it)
Giving me that silly gear
(No  sir don't like it)
Thought that I had made it clear
(No sir don't like it)
An avatar like that don't evoke no fear
(No sir don't like it)

Maybe we got of on the wrong foot
Wait. Where's my foot GIMME BACK MY FOOT
Yo, this ain't right I wanna look tight
This shirt ain't gonna get no one shook
Aww now I gotta hook hand?
What now, take a leg? Get a kickstand?
Oh, aren't you cute, no eyebrows to boot
an a dlc hat with the dev brand
Lookin' tacky as hell Y U DO DIS
Gettin' some sorta kick with the blueprints?
Up your ass is where this clown shoe gonna fit
quit pickin' this shit, you little nitwit
This may be just another game to you
But I'm the hero of this world with a job to do
How'm I gonna to prove this power runnin' through
I'm hook hand afro face tattoo'd dude.

Hook x2

VPC7, Round 2

Night City Glitches [NoShoes, #Raccune] - Restore to Default

Challenges accepted:
Vocals - (double time - Zolt Energy Serum)
Producer - (no snares in the beat - The Bear Hammock 29-F)

Game genre: Dating Sim
Screen: The Final Encounter

V: Oh, here we have it, the final encounter. This is a tough one, to be sure. Many have tried, all have failed so far, but maybe this is the one. 
A: It's a challenge, for sure, but we have a challenger. 
V: Oh, a true player. Let's see how it goes. 
A: Round one. Shoot your shot! 

I'm the final boss of the dating sim.  
There's no way to win, 'cause I can't take a hint. 
You're gonna fail and then you'll wanna play again 
Your loss, take it in, let the games begin.  
I've got all my defenses up, 
all tensed up and my comprehension tends to suck. 
Try to bend your luck with charms and methods of 
seduction, but we all know where you're ending up. 
Zone of friendship? What? No, twit, that's a prize. 
You're going home alone. Big fat surprise. 
Like Macaulay Culkin, without supplies. 
Always sulking, rip out your eyes  
if you don't wanna see the blank stare on my face 
as I dismiss your compliments as having terrible taste. 
I've had my fair share of dates, so I'm set, except 
I only found out in retrospect. (That's what that was?)  
  
V: Oh, you hate to see it, folks. Striking out in the first round. 
A: Well, let's see if there's any bouncing back from this. 
V: It is not looking too good right now, but it ain't over yet. 
A: Round two. Make your move! 

You know you'll be ill at ease, I don't show 
vulnerabilities. You've honed your skills, increased 
your ammo as sociable charmer, 
but cupid's arrows ricochet off my emotional armor. 
And my heart doesn't glow, so it's harder to get to. 
You try to connect, I'm just not gonna let you. 
With all the respect due, every romance Lothario 
measures on a scale from no chance to very low, 
no matter the scenario, even with careful listening, 
say you're getting hot, I'll hit the air conditioning. 
It's not your whispering nor a matter of discipline. 
I simply miss the gist of what it is you're propositioning. 
Not a single inkling. I just stare into space, 
unaware of infatuation you wear on your face. 
I've had my fair share of dates and before I left 
there wasn't one who wasn't bored to death. 

V: Ooooh! That's gotta hurt! Advances went right over the head *and* were countered with absolute tedium. 
A: This is a disaster, folks, and after so many successes. 
V: Well, there is one more round, so maybe not all is lost. 
A: Round three. Date!

I'm like talking to a brick wall, 
mindless conversations. 
A human bottle of rohypnol, 
minus connotations 
When we're walking through a strip mall, 
I'll exhaust your patience. 
What I'm saying's I'm an awful date, 
and you're gonna wanna escape from the jaws of fate 
before it all too late. They're already agape, 
frothing and starting to oscillate. 
Being my lawful mate is not so great, 
like a box of defrosted flakes. 
To get dad jokes like that for the rest of your life 
put me in a dress that is white and address me as wife. 
I've had my fair share of dates on repeat, the same 
every time 'cause no one's beat the game. 

A: Oh no, I think that's game over, folks. 
V: It sure is. The only way to move forward now is to start over from the last checkpoint at the beginning of the encounter. 
A: Press any key before the end of the countdown. 3...2...1...

.5 Quartet [Vincent E.L., Ardamus] - Beyond Reach

What Is All About

With a little extra time at home, I thought I'd put together another jingle montage!

All the jingles, legal IDs, and coronavirus related promos/news updates were recorded off livestreams in the great state of Texas! 

Jingles heard are from ReelWorld, TM Studios, JAM Creative Productions, Zone Jingles, Ignite Jingles, and Wisebuddah. Did I miss anyone?

Also, does anyone know the package/company who made The Beach 96.5 jingles??

Stay safe and enjoy.

Off-air jingle montage - March 2020 - Texas edition

Disquiet Junto Project 0461 - Goldilocks Zone: Navigate a sonic space between the hospitable and the inhospitable.

Follow me on Bandcamp: https://krakenkraft.bandcamp.com/

Gliese 1061 is supposed to have 3 planets a, b and c, orbiting around he star itself, partly in the circumstellar habitable zone. The track uses mainly three sounds, which try to meander beetween habitable and inhabitable, more in terms of rhythm then of noise and dissonance. It maybe could have been more inhabitable, but for me it really feels perfectly inconvenient. ;-)

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More on this 461st weekly Disquiet Junto project, Goldilocks Zone (The Assignment: Navigate a sonic space between the hospitable and the inhospitable), at:
https://disquiet.com/0461/

More on the Disquiet Junto at:
https://disquiet.com/junto/

Subscribe to project announcements here:
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Project discussion takes place on llllllll.co:
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Night City Glitches [NoShoes, #Raccune] - Restore to Default

NerdcoreVPC