JOEY:
WU-TANG
CLAN CHAT NINE DEEP
WHEN THE CREW HANG
SEVERAL PEOPLE ARE TYPING...
IT'S NOTHING EXCITING
WE'RE ALL PRETEND FIGHTING
IT'S REGULAR TUESDAY
WORD TO EVERYBODY FROM THE CHAT ROOM PHASE
BACK IN THE DAY, CHECKIN OUT THE BRAND NEW WAY TO MAKE FRIENDS
WAY BACK WHEN WEB PRESENCE NEVER MEANT SHOOT NAMES OR REGIONS
YOU'D RARELY SEE SOMEONE'S TRUE FACE WHEN THEYRE SPEAKING

RONIN:
I made friends out in Norway 
I can't talk that Norwegian 
My social life is the slow game
If we don't talk, theres no reason to
My window to the outside got bigger
When I withdrew to the inside
Go figure 
Long gone are the
Days of the net
Spent
On AIM 
With an aim to connect
AY

JOEY:
SCREEN NAMES STAY FRAMED WITH THE xXx'S
EVERY FRIEND REQUEST GETS ACCEPTED
CHECK THE COLORS ON THE TEXT WHEN WE MESSAGE 
LIKE "YO
YOU CAN ONLY SEE SHIT LIKE THIS SITTIN AT HOME"

RONIN:
I was
Just a 
Kid
Both 
Sad
And alone
Writing songs about my pain
In a maze of an anime poem
only took a little bit of leg work
To get my shit up 
tethered to a network
Hello friends,
Glad we can finally surf
Any other day in time would be kind of absurd

JOEY:
HAVING A BIT OF TROUBLE FINDING THE WORDS TO DESCRIBE THE WAY GETTING ONLINE MIGHT HAVE SAVED MY LIFE
BOTH SAD AND ALONE
ALL I'D KNOWN WAS TO HIDE
FOUND OUT ABOUT A PLACE TO MAKE FRIENDS INSIDE SO
I LOGGED IN & STARTED TALKING TO STRANGERS ON THE REGULAR
WORD TO YAHOO MESSENGER
TALKIN BOUT CARTOONS & GAMES LIKE I'D NEVER DONE
WATCHING THOSE DBZ AMVS SET TO "NUMB"
WORD TO EVERYONE IN THE DIGITAL WORLD CUZ
I WAS RAISED BY FUCKIN WEIRDOS ON SOME INTERNET FORUMS
& TO BE TOTALLY HONEST
I'M ONLY HERE CAUSE I MET MY SOULMATE ON TWITCH
STRAIGHT UP

JOEY (RONIN):
GOTTA FILL THOSE DOWNLOAD FOLDERS UP WITH COOL STUFF THAT YOU FOUND IN THE SCROLLING DUNGEON
ONLY CLICK YES IF YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH
IF YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH
GOTTA BE OLD ENOUGH
(you can find the love of your life)
GOTTA FILL THOSE DOWNLOAD FOLDERS UP WITH COOL STUFF THAT YOU FOUND IN THE SCROLLING DUNGEON
ONLY CLICK YES IF YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH
IF YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH
GOTTA BE OLD ENOUGH
(google maps can help you survive)

RONIN:
things keep going so much faster on the internet
anything you want
anything that you can get
i want a way to understand

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JOEY (KABUTO):
AYO KABUTO
CHECK IT OUT
I SENT A LINK
(I CHECKED THE LINK)
SHIT'S ILL RIGHT?
(RIGHT)
DUDE TRIED TO DO A FLIP & TOOK A SPILL LIKE OOOOOOOOHHHH
(REAL TIGHT, PEEP THIS FOOL, RIGHT?)
THIS DUDE DIED
(OH SHIT, REALLY?)
YEA, FOR SURE
YOU CAN TELL BY HOW HIS SHOES WENT FLYIN OFF AFTER IMPACT

KABUTO (JOEY):
BIG FACTS LIKE CHECK THIS MANS
SOCKS HELLA MISMATCHED ONE LOOK LIKE A DISHRAG
(FUCK) YO IM SAYIN CHECK HIS SLACKS, (THATS A PISS SPLASH)
YO U SEEN THE VID THE DUDE WITH NIP TATS GOT HIS SHIT SLAPPED
WITH A CUSTOM NO PICKLE TRIPLE DECKER BIG MAC
(MAN YOURE FULL OF SHIT) NAH HES LEGIT WAXED (IN HIS CRIB?) NATCH
LISTEN I GOT GIGS BACKED, (LIL SLAPS?) UP TO RIBS CRACKED
(BUMFIGHT VHS VID STACKS) WESTERN DIGI TRACTS

JOEY (KABUTO):
THE INTERNET NEVER CHANGED
FUCK THE SAPPY SHIT
THE INTERNET EXISTS TO SHARE VIDEO CLIPS OF ACCIDENTS
& FIGHT COMPILATIONS W/ VERTICAL SHAKY CAMERAS
& SOMEONE IN THE BACKGROUND WHO'S LAUGHING OFF THEIR ASS AT IT

YO YOU EVER SEEN THAT LIL ASS CLIP WHERE THE LIL ASS KID GETS FLOORED WHEN SHORTY HITS EM W/ THE SPINNING BACK FIST?
(THAT WAS SICK!)
RIGHT?
(RIGHT?)

YOU SEEN THAT SHIT WHERE BIG DUDE GOT DROPKICKED IN HIS CHEST?
(FLIPPED OFF THE LEDGE?)
YUP, SWEAR TO GOD
THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD, CUZ
RIGHT?
(RIGHT?)

KABUTO (JOEY):
U SEEN THAT GO PRO SHIT MOTORCYCLE BLIND CORNER
HITS A CAL FIRE TRUCK STRAIGHT ON (THAT DUDES FOR SURE A GONER, SHIT)
YO NAH HE WAS ALRIGHT (HOW U KNOW?) U CAN CHECK SOME SHIT ON REDDIT
THE TRUCK WAS LOADED UP I THINK IT HAD LIKE SEVEN PARAMEDICS (DAMN)
COPACETIC

VPC7 Round 4

Perfect Cell [Joey Z, BigFake]- Network Connection (ft. Only One Ronin & Kabuto The Python)

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Only one ronin in a sea full of swordsman

Perfect Cell [Joey Z, BigFake]- Network Connection (ft. Only One Ronin & Kabuto The Python)

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