Genre: RPG
Screen: The final encounter
V: Alliteration
P: Chiptune


Intro

Welcome to the final boss.

The dungeon itself.


oh snap!

life yo,

it's a cycle


Chorus

it's a dungeon delver

An endless endeavor

a cavern crawler

So savor the splendor

a maze mayhem

And it goes on forever

A dime drainer

And it couldn't be better

Verse 1

Yo! I love it when the maps

Are randomly stacked

With monsters and mazes

Awaiting for my attack

This torch is fading and

The cave is turning black

The dungeon never ends

And I like it like that

Rinse and repeat 

Is all that you need

We're stuck on this train

Of an endless feed

a part of me knows

That it's just a game

another part knows 

that it's keeping me sane

Endless lives that I dive

Into the pits of decent

I rely on the guide

To point me in the right way

These thumbs help me plunder

For the RNG

I Found a shield on a lich

its orangey

Use a scroll to be told

If it will a harm me

420 to my armor

That's my pharmacy

Jump in the cart

If you're into rpgs

We wandering the woods

For the hard xp

 

Cutscene

Combat clanks sfx

Death yelp

You have died

Your corpse is unreclaimable

Congratulations!

You have reached floor 42. 

Commendable, but pathetic. 

A new adventure awaits for you, hero. 

Reloading the soul.

Verse 2

I will retire in the spire

Expire from the mire

I'm tired of the trials

and the vile vampires

spend all my time

Just rhyming in the mines

Slaying all the shiny

Smiliest of slimes

Strive to be alive

Pile for the prize

Use all my smites

and my Guiles and my guise

No save file

Won't be a while

Til I succumb 

To the very last wild

Caverns creatures

Fathoms features

Patterns preachers

Damned if i don't beat ya

to the next floor

Up the secret level

Light another torch

Down another redbull

Damned if this beat ain't

Insanely Incredible

Doom and defeat ain't

Mainly malevolent

being stuck here

To tame these terribles

rather just flee

And eat some edibles


Chorus

it's a dungeon delver

An endless endeavor

a cavern crawler

So savor the splendor

a maze mayhem

And it goes on forever

A dime drainer

And it couldn't be better

VPC 7 Round 2

Rad Labs, Inc. [Michaelangeflow, Omniboss] -The Dungeon

Game Type: Role Playing Game
Game Screen: The Final Encounter
Vocalist Challenge: Singing
Producer Challenge: Chiptunes

Our journey starts with a town to defend
We never thought this is how it would end

I never met a monster that I didn’t wanna murder
They keep coming for my girl, but they never gonna hurt her
We have conquered creeps and tyrants, bloody battles brought us further
We've found the mastermind, now it’s time to fight with fervor for this 

Boss Rush, Boss Rush
(spoken) HERE WE GO!
Boss Rush, Boss Rush, Boss Ruuuuuuuuuuush

They've swallowed the sun
The villains ascend
But our fire burns on

Here they come!

To face us once more
The spirit of bosses
That we've slain before
It's a

Boss Rush, Boss Rush
(Spoken) Boss! Fight!
Boss Rush, Boss Rush Boss Ruuuuuuuuuuuush 

We traveled far with our misfit friend squad
We caught some fish, now we're killing a god

Well you might have been my maker, or a brother and betrayer
I’m the prophesized protagonist, another word for slayer
You can serve up our accomplishments to combat this conveyor
Of the conquered past and perished, with a wing and a prayer for this

Boss Rush, Boss Rush, Boss Rush
Boss Rush, Boss Rush, Boss Ruuuuuuuuuuush

They've swallowed the sun
The villains ascend
But our fire burns on

Here they come!

To face us once more
The spirit of bosses
That we've slain before
It's a

Boss Rush, Boss Rush
(spoken) here we go, now
Boss Rush, Boss Rush, Boss Ruuuuuuuuuuush

[Cutscene in Final Battle]

Boss Rush, Boss Rush
(spoken) Boss! Fight!
Boss Rush, Boss Rush, Boss Ruuuuuuuuuuush

Perstrami Persona [Steve, ZillaPersona] - Boss Rush

Challenge Details:
Choose Your Game's Genre - Sports Sim
Choose Your Screen - The Final Encounter

Equip Your Resources (One per Slot)
V SLOT - Ph’th’kuh’s Throat Balm (to Sing with ease!)
V SLOT (2) - Artificial Air Aroma Adjustment Amulet (an Alliteration apparatus!)
P SLOT - Forbit’s De-Scronkitizer (made from industrial Chiptune!)


It’s time
lace up you cleats and your mask
Get it right.
Onto the pitch from the top rope.
See the crowd and let em know
That we will not be denied

Chorus:
It’s time to get hydrated 
It’s the title shot
It’s the final destination
It’s the title shot
That’s right baby
It’s the title shot 
I say yeah.

One more time
A force of nature with our talents combined.
Drempt of this since you were signed.
It’s the showdown time to throw down.
Two monsters on the pitch are about to colide.

(Chorus)

Give me the mic, Do you honestly think that you, YOU can take on the likes of Bobson “The Problem” Dugnutt? You think you have the handles, the speed, the raw power to take on ME and my team of problemaniacs? You see this, this is MY World Heavyweight Cup Belt, Belt Cup. Nevermind, it’s time to get problematic.

I’m a problem you can’t process
Put a puncture through your progress
You got promise but I’m flawless
Your gonna digest all these dropkicks

Duck and dive dude you’ll die
Prepare for your demise.
Devastation’s what your facing
take my title come and try

Times ticking truly tragic
Won’t move me man I’m massive
Your wingers not a winner 
I’m a wall you cannot pass it.

Your game plan’s about to get garroted
I’m the goat you know I got it
Bout to bend it it’s the end
Learn why they call me “the problem” 

(Chorus)

Obvious Corruption [Obvious Lee, Cosmic Ray Corruption] - Title Shot

Genre: First Person Shooter
Screen: Final Encounter
V-Slot: Zolt Energy Syrum (Double Time)
P-Slot: Forbit's De-scronkitizer (Chiptune)

[Intro]
nerdcore hip-hop
Vocalist producer challenge
Behold the power of dance
Everybody dance now

[Verse 1]
Everybody move your body
Come on now it's time to party
Bring it in to elevate
Your mood it's time to celebrate
Outside there is mass destruction
Inside there is one instruction
Point your arms to punctuate
You're dabbing upon all the haters

[Bridge]
Everybody hit the dance floor 1 2 3
Now baby take a chance come and dance with me

Don't forget to dab now
Don't forget to dab now

[Chorus]
Lift your arms and wave goodbye to the haters

Dab, dab, dab on the haters
Lift your arms and wave goodbye to the haters

Dab
Dab

[Verse 2]
Right arm left arm both are guns
Everybody hit the dance floor time has come
Now dab, dab, dab on the haters
If they're bringing bad vibes see you later alligator

[Bridge]
Everybody hit the dance floor 1 2 3
Now baby take a chance come and dance with me

Don't forget to dab now
Don't forget to dab now

[Chorus]
Lift your arms and wave goodbye to the haters

Dab, dab, dab on the haters
Lift your arms and wave goodbye to the haters

Dab
Dab

[Skit]
Johnny Salt - "Hey, DJ Lemon Pepper, Pop Quiz hotshot"
DJ Lemon Pepper - "Go Johnny"
Johnny Salt - "What is number one spoken language in Sokovia?"
DJ Lemon Pepper - "That would be Sokovian."
Johnny Salt - "Wrong, number one spoken language in Sokovia is English with accent, go!"

[Verse 3 Rap]
I am the USSR's best, be impressed
I confess, I play my cards close to the chest
I invest, in fish, and other exportables
This ain't a game boy, but my swag is portable
Affordable? Ja, for the right price
420 point 69 euro, nice
Numero uno like a shiny articuno
See my work flow, dabbing on the haters what do you know

[Bridge]
Everybody hit the dance floor 1 2 3
Now baby take a chance come and dance with me

Don't forget to dab now
Don't forget to dab now

[Chorus]
Lift your arms and wave goodbye to the haters
Dab, dab, dab on the haters
Lift your arms and wave goodbye to the haters

Dab
Dab

Haagen D–dz [Johnny Salt, DJ Lemon Pepper] - Sokovian Death Dance

Original Text:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/16911270
Rating: Mature
Music: Lightly Sprung by Paul Mottram

Perstrami Persona [Steve, ZillaPersona] - Boss Rush

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