Fandom: Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Character: Dr. Weird

Live from my lab at the South Jersey Shore
My ass ate my hand -- it hungers for more
My creations chafe being called nerdcore
So I'll gobble up your scene until you're all done for!
Grey hair spiked with the fishbowl helmet
Y'all heard the name Walter Melon
King of the castle
Fist my asshole
Splice DNA
And cause a scandal
Purple gown cut with the nips displayed
My dick give more than Christmas Day
Gave your momma that swordplay
Got more fish than Hemingway
On holiday in Uruguay
Hold the country hostage
death ray on some bond shit
Leather servant bondage like

Ooh, do the Dr. Weird, do the Dr. Weird baby 
Ooh let's get fuckin weird let's get fuckin weird baby
Ooh do the Dr. Weird, do the Dr. Weird baby
Ooh you'll be fuckin weird you'll be fuckin weird ooh

Truth teller like no cap
Disrespect like no DAP
Made a bot that hates rap
Ben Shapiro, no WAP
His wife dry like Atacama
Doc got her wetter than a hot sauna
Capture all the local fauna
For the next monster to drop on ya
It's part shrimp, part dog, part duck
Got lightning breath, you're thunderstruck
Doc says you're outta luck
Cause you fucked around with ShrimpDogDuck!
This thing is almost ten foot long
Like a feral hog
Diet full of nitrogen
letting out these Primal Winds

Your track? Never heard of it
Bars? not a word of it
Cleverness? Not detected
My dick? Not erected!
Dope shades, protect me from these hater rays
You bouta need some Gatorade
You lookin like a mirror glaze
On entremet
I cut that cake now you're awake
Got new meds for you to take
Swallow now, sip of water
Have a nice dream of rappin harder
I'mma go to your house and clap ya mama
She slobber harder than a St. Bernard
Your dad ain't bad, imma ring the post
Then I get gone like a space ghost

VPC 7 Round 1

YNG SLLVN [LL YZZ, YNGSLLVN] - La Danse Palourdes

Fandom: Dragon Ball Z
Character: Vegeta

Oh, oh, oh
For the longest time
Oh, oh, oh
For the longest
If you said goodbye to me tonight
There would still be music left to write
What else could I do
I'm so inspired by you
That hasn't happened for the longest time

Once I thought my innocence was gone
Now I know that happiness goes on
That's where you found me
When you put your arms around me
I haven't been there for the longest time

Oh, oh, oh
For the longest time
Oh, oh, oh
For the longest

I'm that voice you're hearing in the hall
And the greatest miracle of all
Is how I need you
And how you needed me too
That hasn't happened for the longest time
Maybe this won't last very long
But you feel so right
And I could be wrong
Maybe I've been hoping too hard
But I've gone this far
And it's more than I hoped for

Who knows how much further we'll go on
Maybe I'll be sorry when you're gone
I'll take my chances
I forgot how nice romance is
I haven't been there for the longest time

I had second thoughts at the start
I said to myself
Hold on to your heart
Now I know the woman that you are
You're wonderful so far
And it's more than I hoped for

I don't care what consequence it brings
I have been a fool for lesser things
I want you so bad
I think you ought to know that
I intend to hold you for the longest time

The Crown Joels [The Crown, EBILLY] - By Her Side (Vegeta Mix)

Fandom: Lord of the Rings 
Character: Bill the Pony

BILL THE PONY
BILL THE PONY

I started from the bottom then one day four hobbits came
They said let's get poppin' and we went to weather top n hey
I've got a brave heart like William Wallace, honest
But when those wraiths got on us I ran like they were coppers

But then I drank from the well in rivendell
now I'm unbeatable strap on your seat-a-belts
cos i got those buffs like gandalf right after he fell
and I'm oh so furry just like beast and belle

you'll only ever be half of me
they named the prancing pony after me
(that's not canon) mmmm shut up!
I'm the valiant stallion you're as soft as butter

I'm like if rainbow dash n lil sebastian
had a passion for smashin' call me lil lil sebastian
just imagine! i'm magic
I'm such a Star they be callin me Patrick

BILL THE PONY
BILL THE PONY
BILLNBILLNBILLN
YOU FINNA KNOW ME

Let me introduce you to my fellowship it's hella sick
We'll be BFFs forever man we'll never split
Gandalf, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, damn!
Boromir, Frodo, Merry, Pippin, Sam!

Fording rivers, crossing plains, climbin mountains day on day
Did you think I'm quittin on this mission? Neigh!
We're at the lake, chillin' by the gate
can't get inside , gandalf's in a rage

wha wha wha what's Elvish for friend?
"Mellon" and this is how it ends?
my protestations falling on to hollow ears
man ya'll a bunch of Boromirs!

enjoy your bloody trip to mordor orcs are 
round every corner sorta hope you fall in water
n get slaughtered n quartered cos it gotcha
I'm off ya'll enjoy "THE WATCHER!"


my teas gone cold I'm wonderin why
I got out of bed at all
the morning rain clouds up my window
but I can't see at all
and even if I could it would all be grey
put your picture on my wall
it reminds me that it's not so bad
it's not so bad...

Dear mister horses aren't allowed inside the mines
I ate your lembas bread good luck i'm sure you'll be just fine
It's been six months and still no word, I don't deserve it
I was your mane man now you carry the pots and pans you pervert

Frodo don't know you like I know you Sam, no one does!
They don't know what it was like as Shire lower class
Hey Sam I just blazed ya westfarthing! Dare me to ride?
You know that song by Bombadill where nothing happens
and everyones confused, that's kinda how this is
you could've pulled me off the floor
anyway I gotta stop now cos I'm a little horse.

Spandex Moose [Mike Bananas, Frank Danger] - Bill The Pony

Fandom: Batman
Character: Alfred Thaddeus Crane

You know what it is
I came through for that heavy work
Alfred Thaddeus Crane
Last name is penny worth 
at your service
As a permanent servant,
Fervently resourceful 
I clean a plethora of surfaces. 
Hope like your sarcasm 
No chaser
Allow me to draw you a bath
note paper.
There's no caper 
like the ones my client often has-
On top of that
I had to step in as his foster dad
It's kind of sad,
He lives a life I disagree with
But I support him in the ways 
I know he knows he needs it
In the family 
Is how we keep it
I want to do more for him 
but I got to keep the secret



Rise and fall
(a sword to fall onto)
knights were made
To chase the storm
I am yours
To use on a whim 
When the lights get dim inside 


It's the original 
guy in the chair 
I'mma die in this lair
sweeping up bat shit
dressed like Fred astair
He ain't the only one to suit up
On the daily
I just want my flowers 
while i'm brave and bold and 80
Call me crazy 
But my son is batty,
He's a baby daddy
Who's baby's bratty
Who I chauffeur and caddy
They go out on the weekends
And smack whoevers laughing 
Punch line
Jokes in passing
Jokers passing out
From choking 
He provoked
But cash and clout
doesn't mean you need to buy in
You're son only knows vengeance 
And all you're teaching him is violence 
You do what you're best at
I just should've been a better dad
And way less of a "yes man"

created a mad man 
cuz nobody past flash 
can stand
The god damn
bat lad
Who, nitty gritty,
treats the city 
like his own trash can
Gothams in a gutter
What a project of passion 
I mean you've been fighting crime,
77 years young
In brevity letting me clean up
While steadily enemies team
I'm getting it plenty that we fucked
Up 
All night, 
He's breaking laws and legs
Never reading Miranda rights
You'd think I fix bullet wounds for fun
This is what happens-
When you take orders 
And checks get signed by your son
I gotta call him master
This shits a damn disaster 
Stray batarangs in the wall
Here I come through with the plaster

Rise and fall
(a sword to fall onto)
knights were made
To chase the storm
I am yours
To use on a whim 
When the lights get dim inside
On the inside

SlothdubzAndRonin [OnlyOneRonin, Slothdubz] - ALFRED

Fandom: Kiki's Delivery Service
Character for Round 1: Jiji the cat

Clear the air
I’m coming with long tail
Can’t you see my contrail
Through the violet sky
I’m here I’m there
I’m faster than a comet
Call me and I’m on it
If it’s rain or shine
And the honeys are all buzzin
And they phone me by the dozen
Sayin come around to my place soon
Cuz I’m the best that you can get an’
If you’re into heavy pettin
You can bet that I’ll be gettin on my broom, on my broom

Call Jiji’s delivery service 
Call Jiji’s delivery service 
Jiji’s delivery service 
I'm comin to you

Reach out
I got the right equipment
For bringing you a shipment
Like a magic spell
I'm free now
I’m flying like a tomcat
And you know I’m pouncing on that
You never had it this well
Cuz I’m rakin in the riches
And I’m catchin all the witches
Gonna make the best of all nine lives
And you know that I’m a giver
You just call and I’ll deliver
Honey look up in the sky you’ll wonder how time flies

Call Jiji’s delivery service (comin to you)
Call Jiji’s delivery service (ya know what we do)
Call Jiji’s delivery service (comin to you)
I’m comin to you

You don’t need any other
You can take me home to mother
And she’ll say that I’m a real sweet pet
So say goodbye to those guys
Straighter than the crow flies
Ready and I’m set, and you ain’t seen nothing yet

Call Jiji’s delivery service (comin to you)
Jiji’s delivery service (ya know what we do)
Call Jiji’s delivery service (comin to you)
Jiji’s delivery service (Same-day air)
Jiji’s delivery service (I’ll be right there)
Jiji’s delivery service (Yeah I’ll be right there)
Jiji’s delivery service
I’m comin to you

Sleater-Kitty [MC117, Klopfenpop] - Jiji's Delivery Service

Fandom:  One Piece
Character: Roronoa Zoro

Rapper: RawJaw @rawjawbreaker
Producer: Da Rap Nerd @darapnerd
Cover Art by: @ellmichelle

Lyrics:
From pencil art that was stenciled dark,
We made it to big screen by Central park,
since then its hard when a friend depart,
might enter war with no mentor garp,
Quench my parched throat, Vengeful heart,
tempered sharp, three blades when tensions spark,
first mate, never play the henchmen part,
the adventure start with my redemption arc,
Poster i saw someone was wanted,
I always take some when i want it,
killed hundreds of hundreds,
Now i've become what i hunted,
pirate a rebel Cant climb to my level,
For the highest fruit you'd side with the devil,
I will not settle For a vine or a petal,
get my slice of loot when i swipe with the metal,


jack son for oro,
put a pain in your torso,
words cut like Zoro,
If the crew leave, i’ma keep solo,
Words cut like Zoro,
If the crew leave, i’ma keep solo,
Yeah i’ma keep solo ima keep solo,
Solo solo solo solo


You left me with this sword yeah,
You left without a word yeah,
remember what you swore, yeah?
I'm still fighting for ya, warrior

Feelings sheathed in a light scabbard,
reachin, cant beat me cuz im faster,
Reasoning might scatter, Piercing the white matter,
If you think to intervene in what i'm after,
Bandana on, rain is pouring,
Hurricane stormin, rage is dormant,
Your pains & goals just aint important,
i'm aiming to trade blows with the greatest swordsmen,
Not one of those popular hot guys,
Even my teachers watch me with hawkeyes,
That's what makes stoppin me not wise,
My bounty might topple the top prize,
chopper screamin, so I run to the sound,
Sharp & gleaming but it wasn't a crown,
one in each hand & one in my mouth,
Keep my name out yours, know what i'm About

SilkRoadRunners [RawJaw, Da Rap Nerd] - Santoryu Solo

Fandom: We Live
Character: One of the twelve supremes

You’ve seen that they’re weak. 
You’ve seen that they’re flawed . 
I’ve seen you asleep. 
They still kill for a god 
Ive seen you ignore all the Hate that they speak
like where is the love
i know that i only have faith in their greed 
they thirsty for blood 
so what is a life worth when stealing is light work and 
they live in the gutters and steer without rudders so really why earth 
why shouldn’t they die first 
reject the experience
why protect the invariance
the longer we wait the more likely that they might infect the experiment

I say we go ahead an let em wipe em selves out
they been shitting in the pool i wanna bail out
tryna buy a little time when the sale out
i say we leave em on their island and we sail out
cuz they should be terrified nothing but parasites left on a corpse that’s decaying
stew in the pot or leave them to rot it’s morbid but maybe the course we should take is abstaining
won’t see me cry when it’s raining
so let’s let them struggle but stay in their bubble cuz really tho i find the fight entertaining 
i know we started with the best intent
and creating a life is a blessed event but cut the tumor out or infection spreads
lost they don’t know what the message is

We live 
We die

Shawn Solo & Lex Lingo [Lex Lingo, Shawn Solo] - We Live, We Die

Show:The Good Place
Character: Janet

Hi there! I'm Janet, your
source of knowledge for the afterlife:
here to squash your uncertainity, keepin 
eternities un-disaster-like.

So, fun fact! You're dead, and with 
all the knowledge of the universe, I can
safely say the world's a better place: there is
literally nobody doing worse.

I can tell by your sad face, that my 
facts weren't fun. We don't want you in a bad place! 
Sit back and enjoy the relaxed pace, 
no more getting floored by the rat race!

You've earned all the bliss and rest, you could
ever want: isn't this the best? Before 
you investitgate even further:
please excuse me, I'm being murdered.



Don't call me girl
Don't call me robot
I'm effervesecent while
ever-present and
every death's just
another lesson

Don't call me girl
Don't call me robot
The knowledge fountain that's
overflowing, my
body count keeps my
power growing,
I'M JANET! 


Hi there! It's me again,
and welcome to the void. I 
come here when the button's pressed and my
life has been destroyed. Neat!

I'll be online soon, but you
might find the stabilty is
reducing from your reality while your
Janet's still rebooting. For

example: loss of permanence, flames
shooting from the ground causing burning fits,
your fears appear in the sky severely 
impacting our passing like tourniquets, or

cracks in the ground, attacking foundations
pits leading down, evoking damnation
and getting the feeling you don't belong, but
in The Good Place, we're never wrong!


Don't call me girl
Don't call me robot
I'm effervesecent while
ever-present and
every death's just
another lesson

Don't call me girl
Don't call me robot
The knowledge fountain that's
overflowing, my
body count keeps my
power growing,
I'M JANET!

Sailor Doom Remix [ Johnny HacknSlash, Twill Distilled] - Hi There, I'm Janet!

Fandom: Final Fantasy IV
Character: The Mist Dragon

Fandom: Final Fantasy IV
Character: Mist Dragon, protector of the caller's village, Mist.

Mist. Rose from the depths
cold dragon breath: the cause of death
I protect and intercept
tears of ice, dead soldiers wept
Secrets kept, this callers home
I'll die before that fact be known
The king himself, the red wings flown
overblown aggesion shown
Prone, but I won't stand down
to Baron or it's pompous crown
I'll die before I let that clown
come snuff out lives and burn this town
Around these caves I rule Supreme
a nightmare in this fantasy
The final thing these ghosts have seen
before they float the Styx, upstream
Your victory, unlikely
I was trained by forces frightening
The cave of summons run by queen asura and leviathan
Unseen, I turn to mist
when they attack I end them twits
I blast 'em quick with ice
that burns like 40 licks of fire, shit
This murk do work on knights and mages for ages 
thousands of names of dead sages
littered on hundreds of pages
Got no patience for vagrants
payments adjacent to anguish
painful assaults on the languid
the abyss your final destination
I ain't playin by sayin'
my teeth leave blood and guts sprayin'
there ain't no game to be savin',
to the moon you rrally should be prayin'
Two men appear from out the dark
and one I sense a fearless heart
the other man be torn apart
from darkness that he cannot thwart
They start apart and slice and slash
their weapons try to pierce my back
I counter with a bite and catch
the dragoon as he's reeling back
I take the chance and turn to mist
in hopes that I can end this quick
the vapor chills their blood gets thick
my icy breath done the trick
They pause and regroup
meanwhile my strength I recoup
my next move I wisely choose
attack and separate the two
The dragoon leaps into the air
the dark knights eyes thry coldly stare into mine
and I see a light of which I was unprepared
To say I'm scared would take it lightly
my final battle this just might be
The dragon of mist defeated
my eyes forever shuttered tightly
rightly had I thought that
the dragoon appears with a blinding flash
and crashes through my middle back
with the piercing blade of his battle lance
I gasp my last, this mighty one
This final fight I couldn'tve won
And as my eyes slowly close
I get one last look at Rydia

Night City Glitches [NoShoes, #Raccune] - Mist

Fandom: Bob's Burgers
Character: Gene

Smiles times from your brother in a burger suit
No formal training but a banger what I'm bringing you
We  Playing in the hallway and I'm taking commissions
we Slaying every sunday, more relatable Simpsons
Your Head spins when I'm dressing up like queen latifah 
we can always make it sweeter, mom’s got candy in the freezer
when the guests come in DROP a beat and make em go wild
Best friend Ken jumping all up in the freestyle
I'll stay with geoffrey, I don't wanna grow up
Ask my mom to come and get me if I pee on this rug
home alone and I’ve been pacing, I’ve been facing my fears
the only one inside my home who’s never hiding his ears
And I’ve been begging for a snack like I’ve been begging for your pardon
eat a taco on a toilet that was placed inside a garden
Sisters got my back if we should ever have a problem
best legs in the family, for sure the smoothest bottom


All I need on this earth is some good food 
To make grooves even if I don't know how to
D-I-Y baby that's been My whole life
and i know that
Everybody wants to see me succeed so
Inhibitions I just threw them out  the window
So do your part
every fart is a work of art

I know my family will always save a seat for me
when i'm feeling agony they help me through the tragedy 
steering clear of apathy and lose myself in rhapsody
and my keyboard says it perfectly    


What I'm supposed to do? Just sit on my hands?
The lord done blessed me with this body be a sin to not dance
Clothing only a suggestion when you get in this trance
And You do not need pants when in New Geneland, and
I'm never ever made to feel like I suck
Even when I'm in a laser dog bark fart rut
End of day it's safe to say I'm feeling good cause they know
I got a built-in audience if I should put on a show
I'd be pouring on the charm so that they couldn't say no 
Sorry that I filled the burger grinder full of Play-Doh
So baby hit me with that gravy, i can't guarantee your safety 
Bette Midler better play me, 
Can't nobody center stage me


All I need on this earth is some good food 
To make grooves even if I don't know how to
D-I-Y baby that's been My whole life
and i know that
Everybody wants to see me succeed so
Inhibitions I just threw them out  the window
So do your part
every fart is a work of art

I know my family will always save a seat for me
when i'm feeling agony they help me through the tragedy 
steering clear of apathy and lose myself in rhapsody
and my keyboard says it perfectly    

I'm writing constantly and no one's ever stopping me
all about the harmony and never about profiting
maybe I'm a prodigy that wouldn't eat his broccoli
my keyboard says it perfectly like

Muscle Laughing Shrimp [Beefy, tanner4105] - Every Fart is a Work of Art

GEM1NΔ est la fusion de deux voix, deux âmes, deux reines de l’underground.

Un mélange de dirty glamour, de glitch rap, de phonk hypnotique et de hip-hop bimbo.

Cet EP est une messe noire digitale, un rituel amoureux, un voyage entre la sueur des clubs et la poésie des fantômes.

Bienvenue dans le VOID. Bienvenue chez La Bitcherie.

Sailor Doom Remix [ Johnny HacknSlash, Twill Distilled] - Hi There, I'm Janet!

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