Fandom: Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Character: Dr. Weird

Live from my lab at the South Jersey Shore
My ass ate my hand -- it hungers for more
My creations chafe being called nerdcore
So I'll gobble up your scene until you're all done for!
Grey hair spiked with the fishbowl helmet
Y'all heard the name Walter Melon
King of the castle
Fist my asshole
Splice DNA
And cause a scandal
Purple gown cut with the nips displayed
My dick give more than Christmas Day
Gave your momma that swordplay
Got more fish than Hemingway
On holiday in Uruguay
Hold the country hostage
death ray on some bond shit
Leather servant bondage like

Ooh, do the Dr. Weird, do the Dr. Weird baby 
Ooh let's get fuckin weird let's get fuckin weird baby
Ooh do the Dr. Weird, do the Dr. Weird baby
Ooh you'll be fuckin weird you'll be fuckin weird ooh

Truth teller like no cap
Disrespect like no DAP
Made a bot that hates rap
Ben Shapiro, no WAP
His wife dry like Atacama
Doc got her wetter than a hot sauna
Capture all the local fauna
For the next monster to drop on ya
It's part shrimp, part dog, part duck
Got lightning breath, you're thunderstruck
Doc says you're outta luck
Cause you fucked around with ShrimpDogDuck!
This thing is almost ten foot long
Like a feral hog
Diet full of nitrogen
letting out these Primal Winds

Your track? Never heard of it
Bars? not a word of it
Cleverness? Not detected
My dick? Not erected!
Dope shades, protect me from these hater rays
You bouta need some Gatorade
You lookin like a mirror glaze
On entremet
I cut that cake now you're awake
Got new meds for you to take
Swallow now, sip of water
Have a nice dream of rappin harder
I'mma go to your house and clap ya mama
She slobber harder than a St. Bernard
Your dad ain't bad, imma ring the post
Then I get gone like a space ghost

VPC 7 Round 1

YNG SLLVN [LL YZZ, YNGSLLVN] - La Danse Palourdes

Fandom: Hamilton
Character: John Laurens

"John & Alexander" by The Storytellers [The Paladxn, 0]
LYRICS:

Within this
Closeness
And stillness
Rest at last from war, the righteous fight
At last alone, we show the earth you’re mine
‘Til the only thing that guides us
Is the beating heart inside us
And the rhythm of our love throughout the night

Through two and a half pints of Sam Adams I saw you first
I started to sweat, when our eyes met, and you spit your verse.
You spoke of freedom, thought my heart might burst
Raise a glass to the moment you spoke that word
I knew I wanted to hear you say my name for the rest of my life.

Skin to skin, my fingers shaking
And your passion kept my heartbeat saying
John & Alexander 
When at last the sun had risen
The only freedom we were living 
John & Alexander

Even if it’s 
Only
Moments,
Stolen with intent, with tender tries,
Impatient tastes, and hasty alibis
I will never leave your side
Even as we lead the fight
You will never leave my heart or leave my mind 

Through smoke and blood and sweat I saw you smile
Everything made sense, for the first time in a while.
Held you in my arms and cried we’d won
While the world turned right side up for once 
You kissed my lips, and we made this world our own.

Skin to skin, my fingers shaking
Your passion kept my heartbeat saying
John & Alexander 
When at last the sun had risen
The only freedom we were living 
John & Alexander

Raise a glass, raise a glass,
Tomorrow there’ll be more of us.
Raise a glass, raise a glass,
Tomorrow there’ll be more of us.

Tomorrow there’ll be more of us.

The Storytellers [The Paladxn, 0] - John & Alexander

Fandom: Dragon Ball Z
Character: Nappa

Nappa the Rappa - The Southern Demon Nerd
 Lyrics
 
Big, Bald, Thick, tall
Putting down planets like
Sick dogs
Fuckin round scoutin out sig-nals 
Raditz gone, sumpn bout wish balls
Shenron 
We wanna live long
Hold up the saiyan  race like a rickshaw 
 Volcano Explosion that hits strong
Army navy city that shits gone


One time for the henchman
In the trenches while the prince just sits on the benches
Two times for the lackey boys
With the beefcake deep jacked raspy voice
Three times for the goon buffoons
Make a fake moon great ape oozaru
Four times for the moves I do
Keep a break cannon, yall rakoom booms my dude


I ain't even broke a sweat yet
 plant a couple saibamen
Get the seeds wet 
 see how these dudes be fightin them
Wolf kid dead 
They whole team kinda weak
Now they whole team sad
Cuz the Lil mime buddy done self destructed
It didnt even touch me tho I like it rough 
Break the thriclops arm
Now the thriclops mad
He breaks my armor 
Now the thriclops dead


 One time for the henchman
In the trenches while the prince just sits on the benches
Two times for the lackey boys
With the beefcake stacked jacked raspy voice
Three times for the goon buffoons
Make a fake moon go ape oozaru
Four times for the moves I do
Keep a break cannon, yall rakoom booms my 


I'm down to my briefs
 short baldy throwin frisbees
The sort of kinda kind that might just split me if they hit me
Ha he missed me, 
scraped my beautiful face
 ima beat him and his buddies brutally to a paste
Fuck up the kid 
Kill the green namek
Bout to stomp the lil saiyan
kakarot swoops in and grabs him
Like he saved the fuckin day and
now I'm pissed off dammit.
I  attack a kakarot he dodges kaiokens my back


One time for the henchman
In the trenches while the prince just sits on the benches
Two times for the lackey boys
With the beefcake deep jacked raspy voice
Three times for the goon buffoons
Make a fake moon great ape oozaru
Four times for the moves I do
Keep a break cannon, yall rakoom booms my dude


 
Vegeta I'm beaten 
I beg you help me up
I' defeated fleets and forces
Until this tailless fuck
He takes my arm and he calls me weak
I'm shaken broken torn
When he gives me the yeet
I'm burned up from the back 
 bastard brat betrayer
 wacked his oldest comrade
Bitch galaxy breaker
 Im sure hes just upset
A mistake I know it
He'll wish me back next ep
I know he will, he owes me

The Southern Demon Nerd [Taco Supreme, Smokee B] - Nappa The Rappa

Fandom: My Hero Academia 
Character: random powerless citizen

The heroes did by The Phoenix Force

rise and shine another day 
Pushing thru the week 
Nerd city been strange
Since all these quirks became a thang
nerdcore rappers turned heroes 
And some others are villains 
But I ain’t got no quirks 
just work
Im a civilian 

9 to 5 on the grind stay alive 
In my Honda imma slide 
Heard on i95 
There’s a showdown 
Beefy and shubzilla beefin and bout to throw down 
Imma exit now before this traffic slowdown 
And completely stop
 The right thing
Uniting 
Nerds bickering and fighting 
Very common sighting 
Its probably not 
Gonna get any better 
I just gotta get to work 
Or might lose my job 
Pull up and hit the parking 
There’s screams and fires sparking 
The sky suddenly darken 
I’m like oh my god
Shy guy begins igniting 
Mark cooper shooting lightning 
Then somebody rips me out my car like
 
(Hook)
Omg who threw my car threw that building
the heroes did 
Who’s heat visioned and scorched the store I work in 
The heroes did 
Who uprooted my tree to save a kitty? 
I swear all these nerds do is destroy the city 

(Verse 2)
Now weeks go by back at My parents home
All alone 
No car no job 
Le miserabe 
So far no prob-ability 
insurance cover the cost and losses 
This hostility I’m feeling towards heroes 
Look what they do 
Anime leotards destruction on the news 
mega ran saved the day but blast half of the city 
But Richie Branson escapes in his hentai Lamborghini 

Man I’m sick of this 
They no different than the villains 
Only wickedness 
Limitless rage I’m building up 

Taxes insurance premiums 
Their Assurance medium 
If you think they save the day 
One tsunami wave a way 
Til you soaked in your regret 
Excess damage and gamma rays
Man 
It’s all delirium 

I just need to lay down and cool my head 
Uhhh why is there a Chrysler on fire on top my bed

(Hook)
Omg who threw my car threw that building
the heroes did 
Who’s heat visioned and scorched the store I work in 
The heroes did 
Who uprooted my tree to save a kitty? 
I swear all these nerds do is destroy the city 

Stupid Nerds

The Phoenix Force [Gizmo, Patkilpat]- The Heros Did

Fandom: Batman
Character: Alfred Thaddeus Crane

You know what it is
I came through for that heavy work
Alfred Thaddeus Crane
Last name is penny worth 
at your service
As a permanent servant,
Fervently resourceful 
I clean a plethora of surfaces. 
Hope like your sarcasm 
No chaser
Allow me to draw you a bath
note paper.
There's no caper 
like the ones my client often has-
On top of that
I had to step in as his foster dad
It's kind of sad,
He lives a life I disagree with
But I support him in the ways 
I know he knows he needs it
In the family 
Is how we keep it
I want to do more for him 
but I got to keep the secret



Rise and fall
(a sword to fall onto)
knights were made
To chase the storm
I am yours
To use on a whim 
When the lights get dim inside 


It's the original 
guy in the chair 
I'mma die in this lair
sweeping up bat shit
dressed like Fred astair
He ain't the only one to suit up
On the daily
I just want my flowers 
while i'm brave and bold and 80
Call me crazy 
But my son is batty,
He's a baby daddy
Who's baby's bratty
Who I chauffeur and caddy
They go out on the weekends
And smack whoevers laughing 
Punch line
Jokes in passing
Jokers passing out
From choking 
He provoked
But cash and clout
doesn't mean you need to buy in
You're son only knows vengeance 
And all you're teaching him is violence 
You do what you're best at
I just should've been a better dad
And way less of a "yes man"

created a mad man 
cuz nobody past flash 
can stand
The god damn
bat lad
Who, nitty gritty,
treats the city 
like his own trash can
Gothams in a gutter
What a project of passion 
I mean you've been fighting crime,
77 years young
In brevity letting me clean up
While steadily enemies team
I'm getting it plenty that we fucked
Up 
All night, 
He's breaking laws and legs
Never reading Miranda rights
You'd think I fix bullet wounds for fun
This is what happens-
When you take orders 
And checks get signed by your son
I gotta call him master
This shits a damn disaster 
Stray batarangs in the wall
Here I come through with the plaster

Rise and fall
(a sword to fall onto)
knights were made
To chase the storm
I am yours
To use on a whim 
When the lights get dim inside
On the inside

SlothdubzAndRonin [OnlyOneRonin, Slothdubz] - ALFRED

Fandom: Kiki's Delivery Service
Character for Round 1: Jiji the cat

Clear the air
I’m coming with long tail
Can’t you see my contrail
Through the violet sky
I’m here I’m there
I’m faster than a comet
Call me and I’m on it
If it’s rain or shine
And the honeys are all buzzin
And they phone me by the dozen
Sayin come around to my place soon
Cuz I’m the best that you can get an’
If you’re into heavy pettin
You can bet that I’ll be gettin on my broom, on my broom

Call Jiji’s delivery service 
Call Jiji’s delivery service 
Jiji’s delivery service 
I'm comin to you

Reach out
I got the right equipment
For bringing you a shipment
Like a magic spell
I'm free now
I’m flying like a tomcat
And you know I’m pouncing on that
You never had it this well
Cuz I’m rakin in the riches
And I’m catchin all the witches
Gonna make the best of all nine lives
And you know that I’m a giver
You just call and I’ll deliver
Honey look up in the sky you’ll wonder how time flies

Call Jiji’s delivery service (comin to you)
Call Jiji’s delivery service (ya know what we do)
Call Jiji’s delivery service (comin to you)
I’m comin to you

You don’t need any other
You can take me home to mother
And she’ll say that I’m a real sweet pet
So say goodbye to those guys
Straighter than the crow flies
Ready and I’m set, and you ain’t seen nothing yet

Call Jiji’s delivery service (comin to you)
Jiji’s delivery service (ya know what we do)
Call Jiji’s delivery service (comin to you)
Jiji’s delivery service (Same-day air)
Jiji’s delivery service (I’ll be right there)
Jiji’s delivery service (Yeah I’ll be right there)
Jiji’s delivery service
I’m comin to you

Sleater-Kitty [MC117, Klopfenpop] - Jiji's Delivery Service

Fandom:  One Piece
Character: Roronoa Zoro

Rapper: RawJaw @rawjawbreaker
Producer: Da Rap Nerd @darapnerd
Cover Art by: @ellmichelle

Lyrics:
From pencil art that was stenciled dark,
We made it to big screen by Central park,
since then its hard when a friend depart,
might enter war with no mentor garp,
Quench my parched throat, Vengeful heart,
tempered sharp, three blades when tensions spark,
first mate, never play the henchmen part,
the adventure start with my redemption arc,
Poster i saw someone was wanted,
I always take some when i want it,
killed hundreds of hundreds,
Now i've become what i hunted,
pirate a rebel Cant climb to my level,
For the highest fruit you'd side with the devil,
I will not settle For a vine or a petal,
get my slice of loot when i swipe with the metal,


jack son for oro,
put a pain in your torso,
words cut like Zoro,
If the crew leave, i’ma keep solo,
Words cut like Zoro,
If the crew leave, i’ma keep solo,
Yeah i’ma keep solo ima keep solo,
Solo solo solo solo


You left me with this sword yeah,
You left without a word yeah,
remember what you swore, yeah?
I'm still fighting for ya, warrior

Feelings sheathed in a light scabbard,
reachin, cant beat me cuz im faster,
Reasoning might scatter, Piercing the white matter,
If you think to intervene in what i'm after,
Bandana on, rain is pouring,
Hurricane stormin, rage is dormant,
Your pains & goals just aint important,
i'm aiming to trade blows with the greatest swordsmen,
Not one of those popular hot guys,
Even my teachers watch me with hawkeyes,
That's what makes stoppin me not wise,
My bounty might topple the top prize,
chopper screamin, so I run to the sound,
Sharp & gleaming but it wasn't a crown,
one in each hand & one in my mouth,
Keep my name out yours, know what i'm About

SilkRoadRunners [RawJaw, Da Rap Nerd] - Santoryu Solo

Fandom: We Live
Character: One of the twelve supremes

You’ve seen that they’re weak. 
You’ve seen that they’re flawed . 
I’ve seen you asleep. 
They still kill for a god 
Ive seen you ignore all the Hate that they speak
like where is the love
i know that i only have faith in their greed 
they thirsty for blood 
so what is a life worth when stealing is light work and 
they live in the gutters and steer without rudders so really why earth 
why shouldn’t they die first 
reject the experience
why protect the invariance
the longer we wait the more likely that they might infect the experiment

I say we go ahead an let em wipe em selves out
they been shitting in the pool i wanna bail out
tryna buy a little time when the sale out
i say we leave em on their island and we sail out
cuz they should be terrified nothing but parasites left on a corpse that’s decaying
stew in the pot or leave them to rot it’s morbid but maybe the course we should take is abstaining
won’t see me cry when it’s raining
so let’s let them struggle but stay in their bubble cuz really tho i find the fight entertaining 
i know we started with the best intent
and creating a life is a blessed event but cut the tumor out or infection spreads
lost they don’t know what the message is

We live 
We die

Shawn Solo & Lex Lingo [Lex Lingo, Shawn Solo] - We Live, We Die

Fandom: Fringe
Character: Gene the Cow

I was eating grass
I was chillin' out
Now I'm in a lab
I think that I'm trapped
Cuz he couldn't use a rat to bring him back
Maybe i should join a frat
While I'm here in this basement in Cambridge
I ain't seen the sun or the sky in like ages
His crimes I'm a silent witness I write em down on pages in my mind
I got a nice mew to moo and graze in
But my mind's caged in this cage
And I'm raging and grazing
Am I an accomplice to his accomplishments?
While I chomp this grass and ponder this:
Am I anonymous?
Or am I synonymous with the Bishop's lies
Forgotten in his church the dimensions of his crimes
Cuz he lied to himself in the mirror
Hear the liеs he told himself
Selfish with his fеar
That his mind broke hope nope
But for the son who's torn soul
Stole from the same father through a hole
Dimensional portal a dad who couldn't let go

Nice to meet you I am Gene kids
Only cow who's a genius
Open dimensions right at their hinges
That's where you'll find me out at the fringes

Nice to meet you I am Gene kids
Only cow who's a genius
Open dimensions right at their hinges
That's where you'll find me out at the fringes

Don't have a cow, we're awful pets
But I do get compliments
When they spot me in black and white outfits
And when I'm in amber I look so fresh
Droppin' lean rhymes
In New York strip club lines
They all scream out
Anthropomorphin' time
But my gift to spit n quip so hip n hypnotic
Was born in the lab oozing vials so toxic
Blowing up papayas with googly eyes "science"
The war with the other side opened my eyelids
Not for the FBI or to solve a crime
They just wanted chocolate milk so one time
So he force fed me cocoa beans you know just to see
But what made me the meanest bovine mc
That this earth's ever seen
Is that Cortexiphan lean
That I sipped unseen in season 3
Astrid is my dream she brushes my fur and my teeth
You call her Asterisk, Astrox, Aspirin
You old cruel fool, her name's Astrid, you ass, say Astrid
And you can call me Boss Taurus
If you removed your brain and forgot my name
Here's the chorus

Nice to meet you I am Gene kids
Only cow who's a genius
Open dimensions right at their hinges
That's where you'll find me out at the fringes

Move Bishop get out the way
Get out the way bish'
Get out the way
Move Bishop get out the way
Get out the way
I'm escaping today

Nice to meet you I am Gene kids
Only cow who's a genius
Open dimensions right at their hinges
That's where you'll find me out at the fringes

Hard Corey and A Dinosaur [Hard Corey, A Dinosaur] - Rap Genius

Know Shoes, Know Served (NoShoes Diss)

#HipHop
#TrapMusic
#Rap
#TrapBeats
#HipHopCulture
#NewMusic
#SoundCloudRap
#UndergroundRap
#EastCoastHipHop
#LilBaby
#SoundCloudArtist
#RapBeats
#IndependentArtist
#TrapNation
#HipHopHeads
#MumbleRap
#StreetMusic
#RealTrap
#NewRap
#RapCaviar

The Southern Demon Nerd [Taco Supreme, Smokee B] - Nappa The Rappa

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