Fandom: Hamilton
Character: John Laurens

"John & Alexander" by The Storytellers [The Paladxn, 0]
LYRICS:

Within this
Closeness
And stillness
Rest at last from war, the righteous fight
At last alone, we show the earth you’re mine
‘Til the only thing that guides us
Is the beating heart inside us
And the rhythm of our love throughout the night

Through two and a half pints of Sam Adams I saw you first
I started to sweat, when our eyes met, and you spit your verse.
You spoke of freedom, thought my heart might burst
Raise a glass to the moment you spoke that word
I knew I wanted to hear you say my name for the rest of my life.

Skin to skin, my fingers shaking
And your passion kept my heartbeat saying
John & Alexander 
When at last the sun had risen
The only freedom we were living 
John & Alexander

Even if it’s 
Only
Moments,
Stolen with intent, with tender tries,
Impatient tastes, and hasty alibis
I will never leave your side
Even as we lead the fight
You will never leave my heart or leave my mind 

Through smoke and blood and sweat I saw you smile
Everything made sense, for the first time in a while.
Held you in my arms and cried we’d won
While the world turned right side up for once 
You kissed my lips, and we made this world our own.

Skin to skin, my fingers shaking
Your passion kept my heartbeat saying
John & Alexander 
When at last the sun had risen
The only freedom we were living 
John & Alexander

Raise a glass, raise a glass,
Tomorrow there’ll be more of us.
Raise a glass, raise a glass,
Tomorrow there’ll be more of us.

Tomorrow there’ll be more of us.

VPC 7 Round 1

The Storytellers [The Paladxn, 0] - John & Alexander

Fandom: Dragon Ball Z
Character: Nappa

Nappa the Rappa - The Southern Demon Nerd
 Lyrics
 
Big, Bald, Thick, tall
Putting down planets like
Sick dogs
Fuckin round scoutin out sig-nals 
Raditz gone, sumpn bout wish balls
Shenron 
We wanna live long
Hold up the saiyan  race like a rickshaw 
 Volcano Explosion that hits strong
Army navy city that shits gone


One time for the henchman
In the trenches while the prince just sits on the benches
Two times for the lackey boys
With the beefcake deep jacked raspy voice
Three times for the goon buffoons
Make a fake moon great ape oozaru
Four times for the moves I do
Keep a break cannon, yall rakoom booms my dude


I ain't even broke a sweat yet
 plant a couple saibamen
Get the seeds wet 
 see how these dudes be fightin them
Wolf kid dead 
They whole team kinda weak
Now they whole team sad
Cuz the Lil mime buddy done self destructed
It didnt even touch me tho I like it rough 
Break the thriclops arm
Now the thriclops mad
He breaks my armor 
Now the thriclops dead


 One time for the henchman
In the trenches while the prince just sits on the benches
Two times for the lackey boys
With the beefcake stacked jacked raspy voice
Three times for the goon buffoons
Make a fake moon go ape oozaru
Four times for the moves I do
Keep a break cannon, yall rakoom booms my 


I'm down to my briefs
 short baldy throwin frisbees
The sort of kinda kind that might just split me if they hit me
Ha he missed me, 
scraped my beautiful face
 ima beat him and his buddies brutally to a paste
Fuck up the kid 
Kill the green namek
Bout to stomp the lil saiyan
kakarot swoops in and grabs him
Like he saved the fuckin day and
now I'm pissed off dammit.
I  attack a kakarot he dodges kaiokens my back


One time for the henchman
In the trenches while the prince just sits on the benches
Two times for the lackey boys
With the beefcake deep jacked raspy voice
Three times for the goon buffoons
Make a fake moon great ape oozaru
Four times for the moves I do
Keep a break cannon, yall rakoom booms my dude


 
Vegeta I'm beaten 
I beg you help me up
I' defeated fleets and forces
Until this tailless fuck
He takes my arm and he calls me weak
I'm shaken broken torn
When he gives me the yeet
I'm burned up from the back 
 bastard brat betrayer
 wacked his oldest comrade
Bitch galaxy breaker
 Im sure hes just upset
A mistake I know it
He'll wish me back next ep
I know he will, he owes me

The Southern Demon Nerd [Taco Supreme, Smokee B] - Nappa The Rappa

Fandom: My Hero Academia 
Character: random powerless citizen

The heroes did by The Phoenix Force

rise and shine another day 
Pushing thru the week 
Nerd city been strange
Since all these quirks became a thang
nerdcore rappers turned heroes 
And some others are villains 
But I ain’t got no quirks 
just work
Im a civilian 

9 to 5 on the grind stay alive 
In my Honda imma slide 
Heard on i95 
There’s a showdown 
Beefy and shubzilla beefin and bout to throw down 
Imma exit now before this traffic slowdown 
And completely stop
 The right thing
Uniting 
Nerds bickering and fighting 
Very common sighting 
Its probably not 
Gonna get any better 
I just gotta get to work 
Or might lose my job 
Pull up and hit the parking 
There’s screams and fires sparking 
The sky suddenly darken 
I’m like oh my god
Shy guy begins igniting 
Mark cooper shooting lightning 
Then somebody rips me out my car like
 
(Hook)
Omg who threw my car threw that building
the heroes did 
Who’s heat visioned and scorched the store I work in 
The heroes did 
Who uprooted my tree to save a kitty? 
I swear all these nerds do is destroy the city 

(Verse 2)
Now weeks go by back at My parents home
All alone 
No car no job 
Le miserabe 
So far no prob-ability 
insurance cover the cost and losses 
This hostility I’m feeling towards heroes 
Look what they do 
Anime leotards destruction on the news 
mega ran saved the day but blast half of the city 
But Richie Branson escapes in his hentai Lamborghini 

Man I’m sick of this 
They no different than the villains 
Only wickedness 
Limitless rage I’m building up 

Taxes insurance premiums 
Their Assurance medium 
If you think they save the day 
One tsunami wave a way 
Til you soaked in your regret 
Excess damage and gamma rays
Man 
It’s all delirium 

I just need to lay down and cool my head 
Uhhh why is there a Chrysler on fire on top my bed

(Hook)
Omg who threw my car threw that building
the heroes did 
Who’s heat visioned and scorched the store I work in 
The heroes did 
Who uprooted my tree to save a kitty? 
I swear all these nerds do is destroy the city 

Stupid Nerds

The Phoenix Force [Gizmo, Patkilpat]- The Heros Did

Fandom: Dragon Ball Z
Character: Vegeta

Oh, oh, oh
For the longest time
Oh, oh, oh
For the longest
If you said goodbye to me tonight
There would still be music left to write
What else could I do
I'm so inspired by you
That hasn't happened for the longest time

Once I thought my innocence was gone
Now I know that happiness goes on
That's where you found me
When you put your arms around me
I haven't been there for the longest time

Oh, oh, oh
For the longest time
Oh, oh, oh
For the longest

I'm that voice you're hearing in the hall
And the greatest miracle of all
Is how I need you
And how you needed me too
That hasn't happened for the longest time
Maybe this won't last very long
But you feel so right
And I could be wrong
Maybe I've been hoping too hard
But I've gone this far
And it's more than I hoped for

Who knows how much further we'll go on
Maybe I'll be sorry when you're gone
I'll take my chances
I forgot how nice romance is
I haven't been there for the longest time

I had second thoughts at the start
I said to myself
Hold on to your heart
Now I know the woman that you are
You're wonderful so far
And it's more than I hoped for

I don't care what consequence it brings
I have been a fool for lesser things
I want you so bad
I think you ought to know that
I intend to hold you for the longest time

The Crown Joels [The Crown, EBILLY] - By Her Side (Vegeta Mix)

Fandom: Batman
Character: Alfred Thaddeus Crane

You know what it is
I came through for that heavy work
Alfred Thaddeus Crane
Last name is penny worth 
at your service
As a permanent servant,
Fervently resourceful 
I clean a plethora of surfaces. 
Hope like your sarcasm 
No chaser
Allow me to draw you a bath
note paper.
There's no caper 
like the ones my client often has-
On top of that
I had to step in as his foster dad
It's kind of sad,
He lives a life I disagree with
But I support him in the ways 
I know he knows he needs it
In the family 
Is how we keep it
I want to do more for him 
but I got to keep the secret



Rise and fall
(a sword to fall onto)
knights were made
To chase the storm
I am yours
To use on a whim 
When the lights get dim inside 


It's the original 
guy in the chair 
I'mma die in this lair
sweeping up bat shit
dressed like Fred astair
He ain't the only one to suit up
On the daily
I just want my flowers 
while i'm brave and bold and 80
Call me crazy 
But my son is batty,
He's a baby daddy
Who's baby's bratty
Who I chauffeur and caddy
They go out on the weekends
And smack whoevers laughing 
Punch line
Jokes in passing
Jokers passing out
From choking 
He provoked
But cash and clout
doesn't mean you need to buy in
You're son only knows vengeance 
And all you're teaching him is violence 
You do what you're best at
I just should've been a better dad
And way less of a "yes man"

created a mad man 
cuz nobody past flash 
can stand
The god damn
bat lad
Who, nitty gritty,
treats the city 
like his own trash can
Gothams in a gutter
What a project of passion 
I mean you've been fighting crime,
77 years young
In brevity letting me clean up
While steadily enemies team
I'm getting it plenty that we fucked
Up 
All night, 
He's breaking laws and legs
Never reading Miranda rights
You'd think I fix bullet wounds for fun
This is what happens-
When you take orders 
And checks get signed by your son
I gotta call him master
This shits a damn disaster 
Stray batarangs in the wall
Here I come through with the plaster

Rise and fall
(a sword to fall onto)
knights were made
To chase the storm
I am yours
To use on a whim 
When the lights get dim inside
On the inside

SlothdubzAndRonin [OnlyOneRonin, Slothdubz] - ALFRED

Show:The Good Place
Character: Janet

Hi there! I'm Janet, your
source of knowledge for the afterlife:
here to squash your uncertainity, keepin 
eternities un-disaster-like.

So, fun fact! You're dead, and with 
all the knowledge of the universe, I can
safely say the world's a better place: there is
literally nobody doing worse.

I can tell by your sad face, that my 
facts weren't fun. We don't want you in a bad place! 
Sit back and enjoy the relaxed pace, 
no more getting floored by the rat race!

You've earned all the bliss and rest, you could
ever want: isn't this the best? Before 
you investitgate even further:
please excuse me, I'm being murdered.



Don't call me girl
Don't call me robot
I'm effervesecent while
ever-present and
every death's just
another lesson

Don't call me girl
Don't call me robot
The knowledge fountain that's
overflowing, my
body count keeps my
power growing,
I'M JANET! 


Hi there! It's me again,
and welcome to the void. I 
come here when the button's pressed and my
life has been destroyed. Neat!

I'll be online soon, but you
might find the stabilty is
reducing from your reality while your
Janet's still rebooting. For

example: loss of permanence, flames
shooting from the ground causing burning fits,
your fears appear in the sky severely 
impacting our passing like tourniquets, or

cracks in the ground, attacking foundations
pits leading down, evoking damnation
and getting the feeling you don't belong, but
in The Good Place, we're never wrong!


Don't call me girl
Don't call me robot
I'm effervesecent while
ever-present and
every death's just
another lesson

Don't call me girl
Don't call me robot
The knowledge fountain that's
overflowing, my
body count keeps my
power growing,
I'M JANET!

Sailor Doom Remix [ Johnny HacknSlash, Twill Distilled] - Hi There, I'm Janet!

Fandom: MST3K
Character: Dr Clayton Firebrand Forrester

IN THE NOT TO DISTANT FUTURE
NEXT SUNDAY AD
this doctor stiched and sutured
cause someday maybe
I'll find the perfect movie
to widdle it your soul down
dont clown and jiggle it 
idiot control now 

come on with it we dont stress
monolitchic vhs
gamera barugon
the era that you on

you can tell i'm daddy-o
kim katrels my baddie tho

only with the deepest hurtin
pearl and mike keepin flirtin

there was a guy named joel
there WAS a guy named joel
there was a guy named joel
there was a guy

sidehackers fly by rocketship x-m
arm stretchin predilection
steeve reeves flexin  
digitate and falangeate you
manos the hands of fate ya space ape

crawling hand creepin
the eye creatures peepin
features for these cretins
deep hurting deep deepens
lazer blast fast past ya injure
cant outlast the master ninjure

uber braggin stupour saggin out the station wagon
secret agent super dragon protaggin


IN THE NOT TO DISTANT FURUTE NEXT SUNDAY 
TWO WARRIORS ARE LOCKED IN A BATTLE BEYOND TERRESTRIAL COMPREHENSION
DOCTOR CLAYTON FIREBRAND FORRESTER
USES HIS INVENTIONS TO OUTWIT AND BEGUILE
THE UNSCRUPULOUS JOEL AND HIS TOMFOOLISH CROW-NIES  
ALL FOR ONE SIMPLE, HUMBLE QUEST FOR WORLD DOMINATION

KKMDS [Ill Gill, Thugmasta J] - There was a guy named Joel

Fandom: Marvel
Character: Magneto

Frankenstein's Monster - Fireproof [Mark Cooper, Prowess The Testament]

-Verse 1-
It's all good in the brotherhood
My iron level is up to Par like Tiger Woods
Tailored good, suited in my ways considered the bad guy
but let's look into the neighborhood yes we should
The same peers saying fight the power 
Use double standards to take the power out the fight 
every hour
Every minute every second that you breathe cuz to the humans you gutter trash wolverine metal fiend 
Controlling metals in my the palm of my hand 
The same heavy metal the main criminals can understand
Without a question claiming I'm the lethal weapon learn a lesson what happens if... 
Serve and protecting now had a change of plans 
Man you still mad at what the 80s did, but let tech become the prime source of raising kids
While you sit and worship what Xavier did
Just know I don't need a squad protecting the crib

-Hook- 
You say we all people 
but at the same time we not equal (we know)
I am not your hero, but you view evil by the peephole (zeroes)

I just wanna roam on my own
can't you just leave me alone 
So blessed with the ego
Come and take shots at Magneto (heroes)

-Verse 2-
(We go) presto change, Mystique on the pipsqueaks, no Black Panther cutting this deep
Strip the power away from these rich geeks 
To the one With small shock value, like who let Jubilee speak...
You burn bridges I move bridges in my direction 
Make decisions like one ways in the intersection 
No more mutants so intentional 
Then next call the X-Men when there's the night of the sentinels 
You hate Rogue but you carry traits of mistakes, 
You hate Storm(s) cuz you probably drown in a lake
Yo hate Charles you outside of your mind
Acting like Cable and Bishop always losing track of time, yeah
The Uncle Sam of magnesium taking capital and teasing em, stimulating the medium 
Worldwide I'm reaching em, what I'm teaching 'em is calling me the villain when its your own peers doing the killings
I'm just chilln 

-Hook- 
You say we all people 
but at the same time we not equal (we know)
I am not your hero, but you view evil by the peephole (zeroes)

I just wanna roam on my own
Can't you just leave me alone 
So blessed with the ego
Come and take shots at Magneto (heroes)

Take your best shot at Magneto x4
Take your best shot at Magneto x4
(You heroes are zeroes) x2

Fireproof [Mark Cooper, Prowess The Testament] - Frankenstein's Monster

Fandom: Steven Universe
Character: Spinel

playtime is a song written from the perspective of the character Spinel from Steven Universe the Movie, who in the film is brought to a place of anger from her feelings of abandonment and decides to take out her pain on those who the person she thought loved her had chosen instead.

----


That's right, I'm not the one to love
And but a fool to dream
That's right, I'm not the one to love 
My solo losing team
That's right, I'm not the one to love
Some plaything you don't need
Implied that I was good enough
but that wasn't what you'd mean

--

That's right, my Rose has thorns to spare
Chose from those who'd care, I didn't make the cut
Bright light's supposed to burn, so fair
Goes to show we shared unbidden cravings

But it's like time spent with gems depends
On whims and ends that tend to shift and bend for some
She'd lied but I played pretend because
(I thought we were best friends)

Such a clod to trust and want you
Ushered on through signs of threats
Hence rushed and got too much involved
You'd once upon new times for deference

Burned not read, deferred to death
While blurred intent left much distress
I learned instead, then heard he'd said 
(I love my friends)

--

That's right, I'm not the one to love 
And but a fool to dream
That's right, I'm not the one to love 
My solo losing team
That's right, I'm not the one to love
Some plaything you don't need
Implied that I was good enough
but that wasn't what you'd mean

--

I don't wanna play no more, forewarning
Know every available port is storming
Time to come and take what's yours
Performing hostilities for culpabilities you're ignoring

But I was so adorable, right? Your darling
Now I'm such horrible sight and starving
How durable is your world to blight? It's starting
Deplorable basket case not asking to bargain

Beg your pardon but the loneliest of stones hit the dark
In the garden where the only thing we'd grow is apart
Now I've hardened far too slowly, only known for the sharp bits
For audience of one heartless narcissist in charge

You're not her but hide behind a target shaped grin
You've prospered, denying me the cross I've beared since
Imposter! I've lost all so you could just exist?
Your roster's soon crossed off my to do justice list

--

That's right, I'm not the one to love 
Harm or be harmed it seems
That's right, I'm not the one to love 
Your turn to lose some things
That's right, I'm not the one to love
Now playtime's over, see?
Feels like now I'm not good at all
And I'm gonna watch you bleed

The Storytellers [The Paladxn, 0] - John & Alexander

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