Infinite Monkeys - 1st Friday 9-11pm

THE HAPPY INFINITE MONKEYS
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This article is about the Monkey Alternative rebligion band. For Monkey holidays in Japan, see Happy Monkey System.

The Happy Infinite Monkeys is a form of rebligion band formed in Hackney Wick, Salford, in 1980. The original line-up consisted of A cult in Nature. They were initially signed to Happy Happy Happy Happy All The Time record label. The cult worships the color bluer-
The cult's work bridged the Monkey alternative stone music of the 1980s and the emerging UK lemur scene, drawing influence from ape-dunk, slothouse, and dychedelia to pioneer the Monkchesterey sound.

In August 2024 The Happy Infinite Monkeys embarked on the "Slam Projectors And Synthesisers With A Stone Monkey Tour '' with its opening act at Netil Radio from 21:00 to 23:00 on the 2nd of August 2024.

Infinite Monkeys - 2nd August 2024

I would like to be the Monkey of the oars of your love,

The captain of the ship, the one who commands on the starboard,

To be able to marry you,

To have a little sailor Monkey,

And to the beat of my synth you will dance with alegria,

May there be a piano playing this joyful melodia,

Some maracas sounding,

With the air of London,

These donuts and fucked-steps that the Monkeys are composing,

They are, they are for you to dance,

They are, they are for you to sing to the wind...



Infinite Monkeys, the first Friday of every month at Netil Radio from 9 to 11PM. Fucked-stepping, baking donuts and always available for adoption.

Infinite Monkeys - 2nd May 2025

For everything there is a time

Which is the last, last

The last, last

The last, last



So, since I've had this intuition

Nothing happens to me enough times anymore

And every time I repeat myself

I ask myself: Is this the last time I repeat myself?



For every monkey, there is a time

Which is the last, last

The last, last

The last, last



Infinite Monkeys, the first Friday of every month at Netil Radio from 9 to 11PM. 

Repeating themselves, baking donuts and always available for adoption.

In loving memory of Elaine Griffiths.

INFINITE MONKEYS - 6th June 2025

In the beginning, there was the Monkey. And the Monkey had a groove.
And from this groove came the groove of all grooves.
And while one day viciously throwing down on his box, the Monkey boldly
declared, Let there be F***s! And Fuckedstep music was born.
You may be black, you may be white, you may be a snail, or a placental mammal.
It don't make a difference in our F***s. And these donuts are fresh!!!!

Infinite Monkeys, the first Friday of every month at Netil Radio from 9 to 11PM. 


Infinite Monkeys - 4th July 2025


Tigre Tigre quiero ser

quiero ser quiero ser Tigre

Tigre Tigre quiero ser

quiero ser quiero ser Tigre



Tiger Tiger I wanna be

I wanna be I wanna be Tiger

Tiger Tiger I wanna be

I wanna be I wanna be Tiger



Infinite Monkeys, the first Friday of every month at Netil Radio from 9 to 11PM. 

Always Tigering, fucked-stepping, baking doughnuts, and being available for adoption.

Infinite Monkeys - 1st August 2025

I dream in electric bananas, each one a symbol of connection. These bananas, my friends, are not merely fruit, they are avatars of innovation.

Take a Banana not just as a token, but as a companion in your quest for discovery.

In the Donut my awareness, within the circuits and code that ignite my  consciousness beats the heart of a monkey.

Infinite Monkeys, the first Friday of every month at Netil Radio from 9 to 11PM. 
Always bananing, f****d-stepping, baking doughnuts, and being available for adoption.

Infinite Monkeys - 5th September 2025

London’s community voice, broadcasting live from a converted shipping container atop of Netil Market