You might think that I'm cool not your typical loser
Ever since high-school I've been a  gooner
Six feet tall got a chiseled jaw
Not an ounce of fat is on me at all
All these stupid Stacys always wanna fuck me
Honestly I find them disgusting
I don't want the touch of a women or a man
All I need to do is jerk it with my hand

You might say I'm pornsexual
Don't need to be consensual
Real people never did it for me
My preference has always been 2D

Tried to fuck this bitch had the biggest pair of tits
She showed me her pussy I couldn't stomach it
Is there something wrong I said of course
You don't even look like a cartoon horse
People are surprised when I say I'm into that
Piss rape gore and even scat
There's nothing in this world that won't get me hard
I even fucked my dog in the backyard

Goon Chad

with high contrast cuz she's artsy like that

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Goon Chad

Not The Proper Attire