This is the "Krisp A. The Virtuoso" replacement for my take on Fred Flintstone's hit au, "Deltarune The Same Same Same Same Puppet".
Think about it, spamsta has never been scarlet forest tree before!

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* There is a man here.
* He is chucking books off of shelves and flicking through them at incredible speed.
* His eyes dart between corners of pages until they've scanned the whole text, then he throws the book aside and moves onto the next.
* Oh dear god he just noticed you.

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Today:
File 1 <
WHelleE!
It's beEAN a hot SEXYYy seXond sinec I'VE SEEeEeN someBUDdDdY elese in this FUCKINGSHITHOLE.

K: Uuuh i'm just here to hand in some overdue books on behalf of a friend.

File 2 <
THaAT SOo??
wEllll SORRY PALL.
NOBODDDdY'S WORKEDD HERE SINce LIkE...
1979????????

K: Oh...

File 3 <
BUTttt (HAHAHAHAHAHAH) YOU'rE in luCK!!
I'vE DEADIcATED my WJOOOoooOOooLE FUCKIGN LIFE NHLJKASDVFNLJKDVFZXNLJKVF
To ARCHIVATING every FUCKIIING booOOOOk
that's EVERrRr came IN oooOOr OUT of this PLACEeee.
sO just.
Give me the books.
And i''llLLllLl sortt EVERYTHING OoOOUT.

K: Uuuuh

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Original au by Fred Flintstone
Spamsta design inspired by https://soundcloud.com/redstonetemmiegd
music inspired by https://soundcloud.com/o7bowserman/deltarune-spamsta-spamsta-the-archivator?in=puppet-pipline-2001/sets/first-song-of-every-spamsta

SPAMSTA the ARCHIVATOR [Deltarune tssssp]

Nugget the third