This is the "Krisp A. The Virtuoso" replacement for my take on Fred Flintstone's hit au, "Deltarune The Same Same Same Same Puppet".
Think about it, spamsta has never been scarlet forest tree before!

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* There is a man here.
* He is chucking books off of shelves and flicking through them at incredible speed.
* His eyes dart between corners of pages until they've scanned the whole text, then he throws the book aside and moves onto the next.
* Oh dear god he just noticed you.

spamstarchive.org
some_random_dialog
Today:
File 1 <
WHelleE!
It's beEAN a hot SEXYYy seXond sinec I'VE SEEeEeN someBUDdDdY elese in this FUCKINGSHITHOLE.

K: Uuuh i'm just here to hand in some overdue books on behalf of a friend.

File 2 <
THaAT SOo??
wEllll SORRY PALL.
NOBODDDdY'S WORKEDD HERE SINce LIkE...
1979????????

K: Oh...

File 3 <
BUTttt (HAHAHAHAHAHAH) YOU'rE in luCK!!
I'vE DEADIcATED my WJOOOoooOOooLE FUCKIGN LIFE NHLJKASDVFNLJKDVFZXNLJKVF
To ARCHIVATING every FUCKIIING booOOOOk
that's EVERrRr came IN oooOOr OUT of this PLACEeee.
sO just.
Give me the books.
And i''llLLllLl sortt EVERYTHING OoOOUT.

K: Uuuuh

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Original au by Fred Flintstone
Spamsta design inspired by https://soundcloud.com/redstonetemmiegd
music inspired by https://soundcloud.com/o7bowserman/deltarune-spamsta-spamsta-the-archivator?in=puppet-pipline-2001/sets/first-song-of-every-spamsta

SPAMSTA the ARCHIVATOR [Deltarune tssssp]

This is the "Spamton" replacement for my au "Deltarune; The Other Alien". Think about it! ...didja think about it yet?

Gin Rickey Cocktail ~ Roger's Introduction
- 2 oz gin
- 1/2 oz lime juice
- 1 splash seltzer
- a lime wheel garnish
- 2 oz "Yo buddy!"

Roger the Alien. [deltarune; the other alien]

This is the "wOAH" replacement for pretty much my sorta new AU, "Deltarune: The Same Puppet, Again". STOP THINKING!!! IT'S BAD FOR YOU!!!!

* [This alleyway feels unnerving. For such a pristine city otherwise, why would this seem so run-down?]
* [Who's that?]

* To: Kris
* Subject: Appearance
* wh-oHhEY! YOU!
* YOU!!!
* WANT SOME DEA-ah FUCK
* ...apologies for the informal introduction.
* I'm Spamton. And i have, guaranteed, just the kind of deals you need in your life. Good deals, the best deals, even! Deals that...
* ...
* i'm begging you.

Credit to @overkill-the-sequel for the original TSP.

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet, Again] wh-oHhEY!

Entity Entity Entity EnThis is the "Krasz Monde! "LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS" -" For my au, "The Same same Same SAAME SAME Puppet." What are those kids up to these days?

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Whats your deal, kiddo!? You almost gave me a heart attack!

| r3volution4ryKramz [−] [▢] [X] |
>(whATCHA MakING ??)

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I'm trying to make… anything at this point.
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But it's.. just not coming out the way that I want.

[load > load objects]
[enter name: object 8682]

| r3volution4ryKramz [−] [▢] [X] |
>(WOW that DOEs sucK)

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Come on, and quit it already!

[load > load objects]
[enter name: object 8683]

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..Oh, to hell with this!

[remove -> object8679]
[remove ->  object8680]
[remove ->  object8681]
[remove ->  object8682]
[remove -> object8683]

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(C'mon.. Fahl, once the best.. Used to be irreplaceable and iconic.)
(Look at yourself now. Can't even make a simple cube.)
(What's up with ya, Fahl…?)

| r3volution4ryKramz [−] [▢] [X] |
>(I can HeLP yOU!)

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Eh? Whazzat? Speak up!
[volume mixer -> applications -> r_Kramz -> increase]

| r3volution4ryKramz [−] [▢] [X] |
>(I SAID I cAN HElp YOU !!)

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I ain't acceptin' help from the likes of you! I don't need any help! I can do it myself just fine!
[volume mixer -> applications -> r_Kramz -> decrease]

| r3volution4ryKramz [−] [▢] [X] |
>(whY'S YOUR softWARE old aS SHIT?)

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Didn't anyone teach you to respect your elders!?

[ The Crowd Tenses. ]
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thumbnail by: @nopedingus
song by:  @kagecake
vocals by:
writing by: @epik-bruh
Art by: @franko-castillo-duarte
3D by: @nopedingus
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealneverreal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @sharemy-main-546770460
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree, and @therealmaz
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinforme-runderscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @its-appel-on-purpose
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by @g1llant
The Same Same Same Same Puppet by @plabet
The Same Same Same Same Other Puppet by @jodielolol

The Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Puppet by @senoktrashstupid

The Same Same Same Same Same Puppet by My life is like a video game!

[Boy, it sure would hurt to rip your toenails off.]

Fahl Kner - []Always the best.[] - {Deltarune; The Same Same Same Same Same Puppet}

nyoooomThis is the "YOU'RE OUT THERE[[ i'm out there-NO" replacement for my au "The Same [WE'RE GONNA CR] Same SAAME sameeee Puppet" you need anything?
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| r3volution4ryKramz [−] [▢] [X] |
>(c'mOOOON LEmme HELP yoU !!)

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I already said I don't need your help, ya brat! Now leave me alone!

| r3volution4ryKramz [−] [▢] [X] |
>(c'mOOOON LEmme HELP yoU !!)

| r3volution4ryKramz [−] [▢] [X] |
>(c'mOOOON LEmme HELP yoU !!)

| r3volution4ryKramz [−] [▢] [X] |
>(c'mOOOON LEmme HELP yoU !!)

[volume mixer -> applications -> fk.lwo -> increase]

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I SAID BE QUIET!!

[file explorer -> items -> weapons -> lightningrod [paste] -> Ancient Domain -> fk.lwo]

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Now scram!!
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thumbnail by: @nopedingus
song by: @kagecake
vocals by:
writing by: @epik-bruh
Art by: @franko-castillo-duarte
3D by: @nopedingus
plane by: weeeeeee woooohoooo nyooooom
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealneverreal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @sharemy-main-546770460
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree, and @therealmaz
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinforme-runderscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @its-appel-on-purpose
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by @g1llant
The Same Same Same Same Puppet by @plamet
The Same Same Same Same Other Puppet by @jodielol

The Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Puppet by @senoktrashstupid

Someone made The Same Same Same Same Same Puppet. I think.

[Be careful what you wish for. The skies will fill with metal beasts.]

WhAT A MEAL! {For mE TO STEAL},,Now GO - {Deltarune; The Same Same Same Same Same Puppet}

This is the "“Anything Can Happen” - Krip H." replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Puppet". Think about it, how it feels to genocide intelligent fish for a corporate greed?
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- Where am I?.. Goddamn fog... Ugh...

1.1.1. Joining the team
• Why, hello, little buddy!

Creepy Henry > ???
- Who the heck ARE you??

1.1.2. 
• Firstly, watch your language
• Secondly, where's my professional competence?
• Sorry about that 
• I'm known as Max H.L.
• Max the Higher Logistician
• And what are you called?

Creepy Henry > Max H.L.
- Um, NICE to meet you?.. I'm Henry
- WHATEVER, why are you talking to me?

1.2.1. Career growth
• I have a deal for you, Henry
• And it looks like you want to get out of here unharmed
• I can help with that

Creepy Henry > Max H.L.
- What do you MEAN?!

1.3.1 Flyfish
• STEP ASIDE RIGHT NOW 
• THERE'S A FLYFISH RIGHT BEHIND YOU

Creepy Henry > Max H.L.
- WHAT

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Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by @utgdumpsterfire
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree and @therealmaz
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @rejonaanojer, @cambutcooler, @realshree, @danissimovn, @2053h and Schmiblor Flumbo ( / @schmiblorflumbo )
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by @altsusaltse / @its_versus
The Same Same Same Same Puppet by me!
Music by discoballguy on Discord
Voice lines by @itethecrapoc
(Big thanks to them! Go check them later!)
Art by me (again)

Max H.L. - "There's always a bigger fish" - [Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Puppet]

Just had this revolutionary idea to swap "Kris the Anything Muppet" with "Spamton the Salesman of All Things", Thought I could make an AU out of that.

New( 📝1/1)
im so fucking lonely spamton
Options        Back

[Deltarune: Another Puppet] - Kris, A Monster Out of Anything They Could've Been

This is my "DEATH PACT" replacement for The Account, DeceitBurner! Wait huh? what? Is that allowed? Can.. can we DO that..??

TealKRISSpy joined the game

𝗦𝗽𝗮𝗺𝗱𝘆
○ hlello!!!!

<TealKRISSpy> GOT MEAL ?

𝗦𝗽𝗮𝗺𝗱𝘆
○ i hav canned foods :)

TealKRISSpy starved to death

𝗦𝗽𝗮𝗺𝗱𝘆
○ o


og songs by @kagecake and @buttinformer-underscore who is actually two people in a trench coat. those being @zootyplex and @jackurus respectively. puppet creditline yo

[DeceitBurner: Side Hustle A Fruitful Effort!]: FREE FOOD

Universal Girl (delfonic edit)

* Mushroom dance, mushroom dance
* Whatever could it mean...
* ...
* ...it means I'm glad to see a human after so long!
* Hello! My name is... Shroomy!
* Yes, not the most creative one out there...
* Anyways, it seems you're kind of lost, pal.
* Here, let me help you out! I'll teach you how stuff works around here!
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Song by @jack-grinta-294484950 and @le_samme

SPAMSTA the ARCHIVATOR [Deltarune tssssp]

Nugget the third