Howdy hey I may have some words to say for you today (this has nothing to do with anything) k so I wanted to make a song that sounded more like an actual nice song unlike most of my other ones, and I wanted to make it sound fancy for some reason and sound like glass or a crystal being tapped, and I even tried to make a piano sound for the end of it to make it even more fancy (it's still not tho) but I don't really have much to say about this one as I forgot mostly what I was doing when I made it, but with that said, as per usual enjoy this lovely tune!

Plastic Diamond

fun fact about this particular song, I forgot about it in my list of songs to make, and I was originally going to put it in the Radioactive Greenhouse album like many of my others were, but I realized it's not anything plant or garden related, so yeah I put it in this one instead, but anyway forgetting the fun of the facts, I made this song and I realized I like the sounds old telephones make and such (for some odd reason) so I made it sound like telephone sounds, and I put it in an ice cream sundae cause why not? (I actually have no idea why I did this, I forgot) but I guess it's because it gets a bit wild and energetic sounding, but when I finished making this song I just thought of one word "daunting" which is what the whole "1-800 DAUNTING!" thing in the cover art is all about, but I'm not sure why I thought of that word, but I suppose it was because I was a bit intimidated to make this song after such a long while so yeh, this thing, enjoy!

Telephone Sundae

Bonjour, c'est moi laid encore! ok sorry for the French, right, so before I made this song I originally wanted to make a funny little joke song for one of my chickens, this one being particularly for one named Popo, she's a Buff Orpington breed, so clearly we call her a Po-tato sometimes, and one day I thought "hey what if I made a song about Popo and I made it my absolute fastest song for no reason, just because" so then I wrote in down in my little note papers that I used to keep in my pocket with a pencil, back when I was cool like that, so then I was going to call this song "Fat Spud" at first, until I realized something magical, no not really but, I made the DNB sound I always wanted to make, since I was weirdly obsessed with breakcore at the time, and then I ditched the idea of making a song for Popo (not sorry), then once I finished it I got to a'thinkin' about names and such, and I'm not sure where inquired the idea from, but it became "Forest Fire Picnic" somehow, and since the theme of this song is of.. You know.. picnics, I got to make a reference to "Watermelon Target Practise" before it was finished at the time, and I also referenced "Green Pineapple" in it too of course, since I hate that guy, he sucks I hope he gets burned in that fire- um anyway enough about that, ENJOYY!!

Forest Fire Picnic

I Love Cactuses, I Love Succulents, I Love Pokey Plants, I Love The Cactaceae Plant Family, I Love Prickly Pears, I Want To Eat A Prickly Pear, I Tried To And Got Stabbed And Had Thorns In My Hands For Days, But I Love Cactuses, I Love Succulents, I Love Pokey Plants, I Love The Cactaceae Plant Family, I Love Prickly Pears, Barbs As Sharp As A Fishhook, And A Constant Reminder Of Your Mistake... Enjoy!

Radioactive Greenhouse

Cactus Lover

"Spin" Ok now that I have your attention, time to yes, hmm, wait no actually, I don't really have much to say about this one sadly, or maybe that's good thing, I mean like who makes music about a microwave with cars in it going "weee"?! you desperate buffoon!, so what if you microwaved a Lego for half a second, just no!... ENJOY!!

ELECTRIC Microraver

Hmm, I don't exactly know how to describe this one, so here 's some fun facts about it instead, that will inevitably turn into the description anyway!.. So, first and foremost, this is my longest song. (future me's going to be fuming to not be able to say this again after I make an even longer one) This song is also one of the worst ones for me when I was making it, since I was being a piss stain in the rug, and I was having a little tantrum in my brain for some preposterous reasoning, and I was quite unhappy whilst I was cooking up my latest tune, oh and I'm not done with the juicy sadness yet don't worry there's always more, this songs theme is also about some more of my past mopes, which thankfully I'm past all now, but I will not get into it much, but the name of the song semi reflects (water pun hehe) the meaning of the song, with mezzo meaning basically in the middle and 100 PSI being pressure, so that is that yippee, ENJOYY!!1!

100 PSI Intermezzo

Salutations, it is I back at it again to attempt to explain the impossible with my "absolute masterpiece of music"... hmm that sounded like a lie- and also a bit egoistical, which hey that's the theme of this song yay, time to type about that now, so basically this song is about how I've been accumulating a bit of views and listens on my musics on various platforms, therefore my brain thought "hey, like.. Likes, yes? Cool huh" and I was like for a while there "yuhuh, that's pretty cool buddy, that means I should make some more music that my fans like more then, right?" then my brain nodded somehow, don't ask how, and then after I started doing that I started getting worried about if my musics are going to get enough views or something, and same with my other videos, but then after I used my brain a bit more properly this time I realized "wait this is dumb, I'm making music and other videos for a hobby, not for some other human on a screen" so now I attempt to only make songs not just for myself but for good reasons now, which makes me happy and feel a little less stressed about posting or making a new tune, but I still have a little lingering feeling at times, but anyway ignoring all that happiness or something, yucky, time to talk about FLAMINGOS!! Which I don't know if anyone else thinks this about them in media, but I always kinda thought flamingos were like symbolism for being egotistical, being a rich fellow or just being one of those people who go on lots of holidays, anyway Hahaa, EnJoY!!!

Flamingo Scented Candle

Greetings (I swear I need a new way to start these descriptions off) anyway so tallyho, similar to Forest Fire Picnic's description, I stated in it that, that the fact is that (I wrote that so many times, what the) I had taken a great liking to a certain genre of music also known as me being weirdly obsessed over it, this time instead of being for Breakcore or DNB, it being for Jumpstyle music (which I'm over now don't worry, you can put away your parachute pants) and this particular tune is about time, or in this case a clock, a thermometer clock, and quite a negative one too (my favourite) but really this song is about negativity, shocking I know, but it wasn't originally about time or negativity before it was just meant to be just a personal little passion project for making a Jumpstyle type of music, I wasn't even going to upload it for some reason, I was just going to keep it to my self heheh, but I'm not thatt greedy, and I know I eat too much lemon pepper chicken at dinner time, but that's beside the point, the reason was for some odd reason I felt weirdly embarrassed about it, and not the way you're thinking, I suppose it's because the samples they use in real Jumpstyle musics, like the "boing" sound sample, I hate and like that sound at the same time and also the pictures for some them and theme I presume, I don't know I kinda forgot why, anyway so the cover of this tune and the clock in the background that states that lovely message that I have to keep reminding myself which being "don't be NEGATIVE", is something someone actually sells on Etsy, which I believe you can still buy, but don't quote me on it (I hope whoever makes those clocks likes the free advertising) anywho with all that said "jumping is a crime" you're going to jail.... EnJOY!!!1!

Negative Thermometer Clock

Au Revoir, Je Espoir A Bientot Encore, If Your Still Out There.

Rat #2

"Was the urge to be alone really worth someone's life? And will just a simple cuppa tea really be enough to let you rest after your countless days of restlessness? Your fortress now in ruins. Hear the wind whisper into your ears through the decaying walls you surround yourself in. you forget the outside world and promised yourself you would finish what you started, out of fear of never achieving anything, yet you never even laid a brick yourself on your 'emaculate' fortress. Til you say 'I let you shape me, while I still try to figure out where the wind is coming from.' as you leave it crumbling behind. Maybe it's for your own good, but it's still out there and standing on its own now, an incomplete mess. 'A wonderfully sad daydream it was, but not worth its weight in gold anymore' you say whilst sipping from your cup of tea, standing in a crowd." -My Butt (:<

Cactus Lover

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