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King Mewtwo Rap Battles

Donald Trump:
It’s the 45, ready to own in this debate
Against a baby hanging douche, I’ll do nothing but spit hate
Your little Schlattcoins are nothing to my millions, you can’t doubt it
Trump getting Trumped? Not if I have anything to say about it
I hold the best gatherings, your one festival fell to pieces
Reminding me of Portland, I’d start funding some police quick 
Dream ain’t here to stop all your fails, there’s no chance you’re gonna prevail 
Take your place, then have both you and Hillary rotting in jail!
Your arc’s over, not like anyone's still supporting your cause
I don’t need a funny mic just to get my point across
You get killed so often, Sleepy Joe’s looking more alive
You were rendered powerless when that royal piggy arrived (believe me) 

Jschlatt:
Don’t care if it’s incomplete, I’m tearing your wall down
‘Cuz Manberg’s land shall expand once I’ve beaten this bald clown
The Art of The Deal wasn’t even in your own words
So I wouldn’t be shocked if “Little Pimp” ghost wrote that verse
And honestly, you should check your latest ERB
Maybe then you’ll understand why you shouldn't have gone first
By far the worst president that our country’s ever seen
Take some of my quotes, since we all know that you can't rehearse
Keeping the SMP exciting, with rare signs of infighting
Your power you’re misapplying, just to crack down on rioting
You dare insult Schlattcoin?! I made my markets on my own
Whilst you’d be nothing if papa didn’t give you a “small” loan

Donald Trump:
(WRONG!)
You only got in power thanks to a coalition
Useless without your peers; call yourself a politician?

Jschlatt:
You mention my coalition, but let's go back to 2017
The Russians rigged so you'd get the dub, call you the pre-Fundy

Fundy:
Hey!

Jschlatt:
You said we’d never see you again if you lost
SO GET ‘IM OUT OF HERE! Since it’s what everyone wants

Donald Trump:
‘Least my buildings will still stand, none of your empire is left
And now this battle shall end up more anticlimactic than your death

(Jschlatt pulls out a diamond sword)

Donald Trump:
Wait wha-

(Jschlatt kills Trump with a diamond sword in one swing)

Jschlatt:
Hahahahahaha! MAN, now that was easy!

(trident riptide sound)

Technoblade:
Down with the government!

Jschlatt:
Aw, god damn it.

(Jschlatt is killed by a firework arrow from Technoblade’s crossbow)

@seth-wisniewski-1 as Jschlatt
@zawesome27 as Donald Trump
King Mewtwo as Fundy and Technoblade
Little Pimp as himself
Beat by 2Deep
Written by King Mewtwo
Additional Writing Help/Chiseling by @da-boi-psytube
Cover Art by @amazingrabi
Mixed by GlitchDude of @user-178281701
Next Battle Hint: On a Roll (ft. Alex M.)

Jschlatt vs Donald Trump. King Mewtwo Rap Battles

Beat by AllRounda
Luis as BMW
Boris as Mercedes-Benz
Lyrics:
VEHICULAR RAP BATTLE

BMW

VS

MERCEDESE-BENZ

3,2,1 GO!

BMW:00:20

It’s time to get my engine ready for this lyrical pounding

At the end of this battle in my flows you’ll be drowning

Founded 1913 and I’m still going strong

You should just get thrown in the dumpster, that's were ya belong

I'm the better brand who will knock out of this lyricel race

I’ll supercharge my turbo and shoot flames all over your face

Your'e losing this face off, why don’t you just quit?

'Cause at the car dealer I'm the one that everyone picks

Mercedese 00:40

No wonder they pick you first, your cars are cheaper than your rhymes

Compared to you I'm the one who stands the test of time

I get costomers faster than your cars do laps

and not to mention your cars are only driven by arogant doughbags

I'll make you feel blue like half the colours of you logo

I bet your suspension setup is the same as a pogo

I guess you're just to slow, better pick up the pase

I'm the winner here, looks like you're coming in second place

BMW 01:00

Ha, you make me laugh,your rhymes are weaker than your tires

It's a fact, i'm the model that everyone desires

after my lyrical assault your engine will be melting

You're even worse than the Prius, now ain't that embarresing

Mercedese-Benz:1:10

Over many centuries I've been creating quality vehicles

After seeing your drivers what makes you think that you're supirior?

I'm the best here, end of race, it's time for you to retire

You're starteled,ha ,I guess I blew out your tires.

outro:1:22

Who came first?

You decide!

VEHICILER RAP BATTLE!!!!

BMW Vs Mercedes-Benz

The reason why this is scrapped because Cline left the community and no more battles will come ahead in the future. Enjoy, I guess..
Boris as Dipper
Primetec as Flapjack
Written by Dean B and Cline
Mixed by Boris
Lyrics:
Flapjack:
Try me “Little Dipper” cause your rapping is crap
After this rap battle, I will leave you Tourist Trapped!
I’ll punch you with lyrical Brass K’nuckles, my show is way better
I’ll beat you as many times as Mabel amounts of sweaters
I have glorious charms, you are a loser who not manly enough
Your rhymes are weak, when I’m coming in rough
You’re like a young Bear Grylls, who is a wannabe Holmes
Your chances of winning this fight is smaller than a Gnome!

Dipper: 
Don't mess with a Pines, you better believe
You hang out with a fatass whale and a blue faced thief
You immature bastard sailor, you're making me pissed
I'm the winner in this rap fight, so decipher this!
It's Dipper Pines, gonna kick your ass with this diss, 
You horribly suck, your ratings are going deeper than The Bottomless Pit!
I got a better show, I don’t need to send 3 letters back
You show’s rotting more than the Mystery Shack! 

Flapjack:
You think you can stop me, with that stupid journal
You’re nicknamed after your birthmark?, my show is unstoppable
Wendy rejected you, I’ll beat you, Lazy Bones!
Bam! Your reaches low tidings, Jar He Blows
You’ll be “Foot Burned”, when I spit lyrical fire
You just got “Skooled”, so Please, Retire
You “Gravity Fell”, so go into the Bunker
I won, It’ll be “you versus your horrible rapping future”

Dipper:
You became stale after these years, you are “Not what you seem”
You live in a whale, while I solve Gravity Falls’ mysteries
My rhymes will eat on you more than the Gobblewonker
Stop being proud of yourself, you can never beat Dipper!
You’re more ugly than your show’s art style, this is how it’ll go
You’ll be ending up worse than when Gideon Rose!
You travel the seas, you’ll be shipwrecked
I won this fight, now All Hands on Deck!


Dipper Pines vs Flapjack SCRAPPED AUDIO

URB as Ben 10
Ben as Humangasour
Boris as FourArms

Jacob as Johnny Test

Josh as Danny Phantom

lyrics:
Johnny Test:
 I hope you know, I won’t going easy on you
Defeat you once like Eugene I don’t care if I’m being rude
Plot twists every episode Really messy like GOOP
Making your fans so mad, can’t attract a better age group?
This will be the ending, you stink like a fly
I know you’re taking down aliens, I’m taking down villains in the sky
 You should try to make friends, your plot is so terrible
You need to fix your watch, and learn to do something bearable

Ben 10:
Hello Johnny Test, looks like your bars had no meaning
 But unlike your name, your failure will always be repeating
I defeated an evil tyrant, who vanquished the galaxy
Funny how your fame is by your sisters, actually
Have a talking dog, because you have no other friends
Naming an animal Dukey, perfectly describes your show’s sense
I’m apart of the plumbers and I'm a famous hero
I dug a hole for your grave, because I’m like armadrillo

Johnny Test:
Ben 10 invented the art of copycat
When he takes powers from aliens, and gains fame for cash
Making enemies of media, and a superhero
Too bad this nemesis of my diss-es will be finished

Humungousaur:
They call me Humungousaur because I’m gigantic
And with my utter size I’ll leave you running frantic
Fourarms:
I don’t need any help to take down this little brat
All of your disses will just be bounced back
(Beat Fades out)
Ben 10: 
You must’ve realized by now you can’t beat me
I crossed with two tv shows, you act cool but you’re weak
I have a weapon of destruction called the omnitrix
I can finish you off in less than a minute
Being experimented on by both of your sisters
My show is bad? Your life needs to be fixed
With anomalies and aliens coming in fast, 
I’ll diss this kid ben ten times and that will be your last

(New beat fades in)
Danny Phantom:
They call me Danny Phantom, cause I'm transparent to your rhymes
I defeat my enemies, As I define the lines of mine..
I know you think I’m bad, but you thought wrong
The working of a ghost to make this battle twice as long
Igniting lyricists with chances to break my disses
But once you try to step to me, you’ll already be finished
With all the enemies I take, they all seem to boast
Once I turn on my power, I’ll be a supernatural ghost

Johnny Test Vs Ben 10 Cartoon Rap Battles 1

Boris as Scrafty 
Nath as Krookodile
Falkyn, Chao, and Owen as Crowd
Written by Chao and Falkyn
Thumbnail by Chao

Krookodile:
This little hoodlum pipsqueak has stepped up to a Krook!
I’ll make you earthQUAKE, you’ll faint when I leave the ground shook.
You’ll fall over in one hit, because you're just a baby lizard.
Go lie with some boulders, where you belong, in the desert!

Scrafty:
You may be big and strong, but I’m crafty and Scrafty!
This croc on steroids should’ve never crossed paths with me
You’re owned by a 10 year old, he left you at Oak’s place to rot, see?
Your ego is even bigger than your rotting teeth! (Ooh!)

Krookodile:
Then I’ll bite you with ‘em, it’s true you aren't useful at all.
Cause all you do is lie down, waiting for someone to fall,
on top of you! It's just pathetic how you survive!
In your little gang of nothingness, you shouldn't be alive.

Scrafty: Jeez, let it down a bit, you’re starting to go crazy...

Krookodile:
How can you top me, you don’t evolve ‘till your fifties!
Yeah I interrupted you, but you don't deserve the right!
You can’t beat me, because I “Krokorok” the mic.

Scrafty:
I´ll break your bricks, just like your dried up “Clay”
A dead crocodile is coming up, I’ll leave you to decay.
Giant monsters like you, should be left alone and caged
And you’ll feel your brain shake, when I charge up my Rage!

[BUILD UP]

Scrafty: 
GRAAAAAAAAAAUGH

Scrafty:
You’ve pushed this little “pipsqueak” WAY TOO FAR!!!
Go hide under a rock, like the Sandile you are!
Trampled by Rhyhorns, while I got a crew!
All you have is burly and rushing attacks, ew!
Time to really get into this, a croc’s as bad croc shoes!
I’ll shed you like my skin, you’ll be dead, so you lose!
[I DON’T EVEN CARE ABOUT THIS SHIT ANYMORE!!!]
You pushed me to the edge, so prepare for a war.
Of these two gangs, but against us you’re alone!
I’m crazy with a sand kick, so you won't see,
That this Feraligatr wannabe will lose against me!
Bringing High Jump Kick, more power than you can manage.
When this Sucker gets Punched, you'll need a bandage!
You’re the desert dweller, go back there like you should.
You think you’re the ruler, I’m the true Pokemon in the Hood!

Scrafty vs Krookodile - Pokemon Rap Battle #5

Link:
For once I'm breaking my silence to lyrically slash you in this rap song
I'm facing a clone of myself? Ha! This won't take long!
I'll be sure to bring your end with these almighty bars
You aren't tough, you can't even touch Hirudegarn
I'm a hyrule warrior, slaying every enemy 
Got a whole arsenal of weapons: Here, catch this bomb for me!
Goku did all the work, while you never contributed a thing
Just try and attack, I'll just use my Song Of Healing

Tapion:
Use your recorder to warp out of this while you can
Let's see, who's this I'm facing? Peter Pan?!
You've saved your girl countless times, but you've never got laid?
Coming in with a Brave Slash, best move out of the way
Though we share similar features, we are in no way the same
You rhymes are even lamer than your CDI games!
Calm down young man, quit screaming about everything you do
My quest is not to beat Hirudegarn, it's to beat you!

Link:
Spitting faster than my boomerang, my legacy is endless
Your rapping is like your character development: horrendous!
Triforce Slash you into bits, you'll get beaten like Ganon
Hate to break it to ya wannabe, but your win ain't canon!

Tapion:
My win ain't canon? Ha! You're really running out of disses
Just like my flute, you'll be shattered into a million bits
I'll lyrically Hammer in your Skull, face it: you're beat!
The Hero Of Time has been slain and my quest is complete 

Ian Hecox as Link
King Mewtwo as Tapion
Beat produced by Kustom
Mixed and written by King Mewtwo
Cover Art by Dani Frias

Tapion vs Link. Anything VS Dragon Ball

Goku:
Hi there! The name’s Goku, let's make this a good fight
But I see no competition, just a blue rodent with spikes 
You say faster than me?

*Goku laughs*

Well, clearly you're not
I'm more famous than you’ll ever be, I’m like Japan’s mascot!
Meteor Crashing and smashing this pest, bout to leave him black and blue
Hell, I won't even need to transform in order to defeat you
It's obvious you're gonna lose, why even bother fighting me?
Don't worry, when you get to the underworld, you’ll be able to see Mighty

Sonic:
Enough playing! Time for the star of the show, spit so fast got a supersonic flow
It's not wise to challenge me you know, since birth I’ve bested them Smash Bros
I'm kicking your Saiyan ass, and effortlessly deflecting every Ki Blast
You throw at me, can't outflow me, who's the main mascot of SEGA? It's me!
I’ll slow down for the rest of this fight, since it looks like you can’t keep up
I'm fiercely comin’ at you with all my might, my raps hit hard like the G.U.N Truck
Kick you in your Dragon Balls, don't try to City Escape
Or you’ll meet the same fate as your grandpa after you turned into a Great Ape!

Goku:
Take back what I said earlier, guess I'll need to transform after all

*Goku turns Super Saiyan*

Super Saiyan shall suffice, it’ll be enough to beat you in this brawl
Your verse was just like Sonic Boom, cause it was a disgrace
Now leave or take a Kamehameha to the face!

Sonic:
Alright, you wanna go Super? Well fine, here we go!

*Turns Super Sonic*

Let's go pyjama boy, but here’s one thing you should know:
You'll be losing in this fight like how Gohan lost his hand
How can you step to a Super Sonic if you can't beat Superman?

Goku:
You think you're gonna end me like that? I’ve heard bigger threats from Chi-Chi
Go save some animals or get stronger, but you’ll always be beneath me

Sonic:
Your bars aren’t leaving a scratch, but I’ve got the solution
Seems your rhyming scheme needs a Dragon Ball Evolution

King Mewtwo as Goku
Boris as Sonic
Beat produced by Beatg33kz
Written by King Mewtwo
Mixed by King Mewtwo and Boris
Cover Art by Dani Frias

Constructive criticism is very much appreciated!

Check out this battle by my good friend Dani: https://soundcloud.com/dannyplaysgames-422800890/aaron-peters-vs-jordanshowish-rap-battle

And this song by Dustin: https://soundcloud.com/freshy-kanal/flood-for-dna_fox

And finally, this battle: https://soundcloud.com/roblox_rap_battles/robux-vs-tix

Goku vs Sonic. Anything VS Dragon Ball

To celebrate the release of FighterZ in the UK, I made this: A royale of the best DBZ video games!

Check out the video if you haven't already: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2aFDXo7P4s

Budokai Tenkaichi 3:
The granddad of DBZ games has come to dismiss
An overrated clone, who thinks he’s all top shit
I’m the childhood of fans, do people even play you at all?
Win this Dynamite Battle with a single Death Ball
You stole from my combat, without me you wouldn’t be here
Hit you with a Burst Rush, blast ya till you disappear 
Just like unlocking King Cold, it’s difficult to beat me
Won't be needing a Password to ensure victory

Raging Blast 2:
Raging Blast-ing into this duel, y’all know who it is
Beat you down to low health, and Supernova you to bits
My combos are highly advanced, all of yours are the same 
People have to learn just one character, and they’ve mastered your game
Your online mode is trash, plus it’s Wii exclusive
Sure I took from your concept, but I sure as hell improved it!
Your game only got good because of mods, yeah I said it
My rhymes are like my Team Combos, cuz’ you’re going down in one hit!

Xenoverse:
When it comes to best DBZ games, you know I’m placed first 
Get your Super Guard up, because now you’ve entered the Xenoverse
I’m fun and challenging, diversify when I require skill
Prepare To Be Punished, just one Spirit Sword and you’re killed
Blast 2 ain’t that great, it doesn’t even have a story mode
I’m The Saviour who’s Come, while you both Meteor Blow
My New rapping Project is testing the strength of my bars
With a Big Bang Attack, I’ll obliterate you like Mira

FighterZ:
Step aside you weaklings, it’s the new kid on the block
Talking about ‘skill’? Xenoverse is one to talk!
Even when I wasn’t out, look at the Unreal hype I created
Won’t have to attack Xeno, since it died when it was last updated
Screw 3D, 2.5D is enough for me to be amazing
I’ll grab you and...Hakai! You’ve been obliterated!
I won’t feel Guilty Gear when I Hell Strike the competition 
Destructive Finish! Now bow down to the newest generation!

Cast:
@multisupervids as Budokai Tenkaichi 3
@boris01-2 as Raging Blast 2
Pro Killstreak Australium Sniper Rifle as Xenoverse
Unknown Anime Girl as FighterZ
Beat by Kustom
Written by King Mewtwo
Mixed by F00PZ
Cover Art by King Mewtwo

Budokai Tenkaichi 3 vs Raging Blast 2. King Mewtwo Rap Battles

Actually happy with how a non-AVDB battle came out this time

Check out the video if you haven't already: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQn4BcBcXhM

Blastoise:
I’ve got the Mega Stones to hit you harder than Donny’s stick
Give you bruises that even your Healing Factor can’t fix 
I’m Mega Launching my scalds, leaving you Venu-sore
You’re looking Shellshocked from my deadly rapping roar
I’ll leave more than a Splinter, I’m a true War-turtle 
Your name means ‘Strong as the Lion’? I could beat you as a Squirtle
Doesn’t take the ‘dex to know that you’ve got Bad Blood with your bros
But I'll wash it all away with my Hydro Pump flow!

Leonardo:
It’s the leader of the Turtles up against a blatant Fraud!
I’ll knock the specs off a dropout from the Squirtle Squad
Your torrent ain’t enough, because I’m green like grass
So I’ll Low Kick you hard; I’m game at booting Foot ass
Gary didn’t choose right, I’ll leave you looking Blue
How does it feel that people pick Charizard over you?
Your cannons won’t Shell Smash, you’re bound to be a goner
Let’s see your tiny claws go up against my katanas!

Light as Blastoise
FyxFynn as Leonardo
Beat by Kustom
Written by King Mewtwo, Psytube and thelegion
Mixed by Dustin (Freshy Kanal)
Cover Art by Psytube

Blastoise vs Leonardo. King Mewtwo Rap Battles

Ok, so order of battles kind of got swapped around a bit. Hopefully this will keep you entertained till the Parasites battle comes out.

Jiren:
Carlos wants to be relevant again? Instead I’ll ‘kill’ his career
If violence is your last option then there’s no point you being here
You shouldn’t even be fighting, for not even Hitmen can best me
If you trained as hard I did, you would’ve beaten Bruce Lee
You’re just a human, I’m practically a god! We’re far from equal
I’ll Invisible Strike you more than the amount of Texas Walker Ranger sequels
Show you some true Silent Rage, and I won’t be needing assistance
‘Good Guys Wear Black’? You’ll sport black and blue once I’m finished!

Chuck Norris:
When I joined this lyrical T.O.P, I thought you’d be more of a challenge
I’m Chuck Norris, and I don’t approve of your rapping
You stole traits from Frieza, Cell and Kid Buu to try and look powerful
You even ripped off my meme, could you be any more unoriginal?
Ever since the start, you’ve treated your team like dead weight
Took down monsters, sure, but a ningen almost brought your fate
Beat ya till you Topp-le over, I’m a Firewalker when it comes to burns
You’ve been acting like a douche for far too long, now it’s your turn.

Jiren:
Hmph! Pathetic. I was expecting more from you.
You’ll need more than measly firearms if wish to see this through 
Leaving a Power Impact, this is one Pride Trooper you shouldn’t cross
I’ll do what two heart attacks couldn’t when I tell you to get lost.

Chuck Norris:
Swole boi here’s gettin’ outgunned, guess strength isn’t absolute
You’re a Sasuke wannabe, and that’s a fact you can’t refute
Say hi to your parents for me, ‘cuz you won’t get brought back to life 
Prepare to have your chicken legs roasted, it’s time.

King Mewtwo as Jiren
Light as Chuck Norris
Beat by Kustom
Written by King Mewtwo
Mixed by Dustin (Freshy Kanal)
Cover Art by Dani Frias

Next battle hint: Parasites (for real this time)

Jiren vs Chuck Norris. Anything vs Dragon Ball

The connection is odyssey HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ARENT I SOOO CLEVER????Q!Q

bombasticSailor as Mario
Dan Castellaneta as Odysseus
Written by all my ex-girlfriends (so nobody LMAO)
Beat by a beatmaker idfk
Mixed by Boris Johnson

Le epic document containing the swag lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HgVSacM6pS28t-vnEYa0hsmtdPUCOizZDY-8DSQkf7k/edit

Mario vs Odysseus. Epic Rap Battles of Fucking King Mewtwo and Shit

Derek Savage:
I’ve heard lies saying you tower over me, which I don’t see
So today I’m going to show our differences, I mean, just look at me:
You’re just an author; I’m an actor, director and a cool guy
Make like a child from a ‘no breathing’ class, just keel over and die
Wouldn’t You Like to Know how your creativity’s gone down the spout?
You were a good presenter, but now your career’s unable to Sprout
I Hate Everything about you, and although I don’t like him, I gotta say
If he reviewed your crappy performances, he’d be giving me praise
This bitch could use some Self-Defense, can’t survive my Second Coming
No wonder the BBC kicked you out, all your work’s dull and boring
You’ve a whole book on sins you’ve committed, your flaws are quite large
I mean, you did want an anti-imperialist Marxist to be in charge

Michael Rosen:
Thought he’d sit there like a lemon, but Derek. What does Derek do?
He spits rhymes showing he’s less of a Cool Guy, more of a Fool
Diss the Milk And Sugar King, and you’ll get more than heat
At least I can go without throwing a fit when people make fun of me
Promoting x-rated work on your own website is far from Christian 
And with all of the illegal stuff you’ve done, you’d fit right in with school prison
Could write an entire poem detailing how Horrible you are
But you’d probably Copyright Strike me before I get the chance
Recycled footage, bad editing, portraying fat people as broke schmucks
Topped off with phoned in performances; to put it bluntly, Your Movies Suck!
No longer taken seriously, even the cameraman’s out shadowing you 
I see you’re looking shaky and sorry, gonna cut out this cameo too?

Cool Cat:
You’re really really mean! Seems some kid still thinks bullying is fun
Everyone should stay away from you like you were a deadly gun

Derek Savage:
You rapped once, so what? That doesn’t make you an emcee
Better call you the toothbrush, cause we’ll break you into pieces

Cool Cat:
Bringing Sweeter Revenge than some muddy twig could ever do (haha!)

Derek Savage:
I’m bad with copyright? You almost took down every YouTube Poop of you!

Cool Cat:
While your new books are flopping, me and my Dad will go to Hollywood

Both:
Now it’s time to ‘close up’ this battle so you can make another Sad Book

Michael Rosen:
(Michael’s Verse, Part 2.)
You and this failed mascot must be having a Crazy Dream
I’d argue Solomon would do better than this infringement on Warner Bros’ property
Once you eat this diss like a sandwich, I shall give you to the ducks!
Might as well make another channel called “iMovie Sucks”
Now your son passed away, and I know the pain of losing a child
But using him as an excuse for stupidity? Now that makes me really wild
Like when you impersonated that law firm, your attempts to win have fallen through
So now I don’t suppose you’ll want to battle me again, will you?

[REDACTED] as Derek Savage
@user-938839005 as Cool Cat
King Mewtwo as Michael Rosen
Beat by Kustom
Written by King Mewtwo and Dani Frias
Mixed by Light
Cover Art by Fightmarker

Michael Rosen vs Derek Savage. King Mewtwo Rap Battles

I rap I suppose. I also make rap battles and other stuff.

Budokai Tenkaichi 3 vs Raging Blast 2. King Mewtwo Rap Battles

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