
originally released May 31st, 2020. this one is non-canon (still good tho)


-PRODUCTION- 
Beat by 2Deep
Mixed by: Dee
Flowtest by Rabi
Written by me and Jason Carreon

-CAST-
Dee as Luigi
Azia as Spooky

-LYRICS-

Spooky:
So this tall green replacement for a player really cares to fight?
Don't think I'm impressed, with a saucy stereotype
You're as bland and monochrome as your first games graphics 
Colorful? Flip birds, turtles, and some crabs kid
Polter as a suck up, one cardboard trick and you're missing
Spreading false history? Should transcend to your dissing
Committing suicide as a shadow sure fits you
But it seems it's just an edgy death screen on the menu

Luigi: 
Uhh- Mario? I didn't want to go against a ghost-
What if she traps me in a paintin' or something even worse
No, I have to be brave, and l don't really wanna boast
But if I beat a king thrice, I can beat a dress-up nurse…
Harmless as a jumpscare, trying to yank pity tears?
Indie fads milkin' every Let's Players shitty fears
Lookin' at that sob story, grab your knife and cut it out
Only if only, you made like me 'stead of runnin' that mouth
Seems a Mama Luigi for you's required, but
Should be fine, you're used to taking fired shots
Screwed by mobile games, keep with your cloned SCP's
This scaring me will leave her re-R.I.Ped on Halloween!
[Gunshot]

Spooky:
Constant repetition and yet you still breathe, so
Need Luigi Letdown 3 to see a sell fiend trope?
Talking family issues? You're simply known as second party
So scrap your kiddie ghosts and join my monster army

Luigi:
Bring your ghostly army, it's nothing I haven't faced kid
Got crossed out, took every step masked with haste and
Ending or not, rooms are where Houdini tricks will run
1000 to none, it's clear that Luigi's number one


Luigi vs. Spooky

fnf high shovel but lord X and bf sing it

DIGA BYE BYE

GatoPaint² /  I Saw A Body On The Floor- Mashup

FNF A Family Guy B Side

King_of_the_Hill the railway funkin .mp3

TIIIIIME WIZARD!

Matt Raichous as Joey Wheeler
BluArri as Preston
Cyber as Seto Kaiba

Written and Mixed by garbageGothic
Beat Produced by Raias Beats
SC thumbnail by Quizzique

LYRICS:

Joey: 
Whoa, I think I’m getting deja vu
Creepy caverns and dueling a dude in a lame costume? 
(HAH!) I ain’t afraid of no “demon”
Especially one less scary than Bandit Keith is

Claim to be for kids, but I’m already bored
Guess your only real fan’s in the Goblin Attack Force
Ya look strong, but with the heart of the cards
I can beat you with a Trap Hole! Now try to spit bars :3

Preston:
Heart of the cards? That’s fucking stupid (Kaiba: I know, right?
Wheeler’s too weak to win: all bark with no bite) (Joey: HEY!)
BOTH of you bitches will go in my special brew
Cuz like your father, I FUCKING HATE YOU

You’re in MY domain, Preston’s personal hell
Your death will not be censored in Dreadful’s Shadow Realm
My sea of punches will FUCK YOU UP, BITCH.
Yugi can’t save you from PRESTON’S DUNGEON

Joey: 
What’s your sea to a guy who beat Tsunami? (Eh?)
You’re not a threat, Ra couldn’t even stop me!
Honestly, hearing the language of this bozo
Presto’s a better fit for LittleKuriboh!

So what’s the deal with this grand prick?
Got on Itch and he thinks that he’s mad shit?
Collecting letters ain’t original, leave that to Bakura
And I’ve played some death games, but yours is just torture!

I became a champ to help my pals and my sister
You're so obsessed with working that your wife ditched ya!
Got all the greatest comebacks, I'm the prime disser
I’ll send this peanut packing with a TIME WIZARD!

Preston:
That whore was my LIFE, but she fucking DIVORCED!
The only bitch you managed to pull was FUCKING 24! (UGH)
Like your card game pros, YOU DISGUST ME
But iIf we’re playing dirty, THEN PRESTON’S GETTING BLOODY

It’s all about PROGRESS, it’s about TIME
That I KNOCK OUT YOUR LIGHTS LIKE RESEARCHER MIKE
MY WRATH IS VAST, I’M INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE
SLAIN MORE LOSERS THAN THAT FREAK IN YOUR FRIEND’S BRAIN

(FUCK!) Tick tock, tick tock, DICKHEAD…
You joke now, but who would miss a delinquent?
My ancient artifact will end what Marik tried
Leaving Joey forgotten, lost to the sands of time

Joey Wheeler vs Preston's Hourglass - GG Rap Battles (ft. Matt Raichous, BluArri, and Cyber)

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2BANs7TY9M

Read along! The story can be found here: https://www.amazon.com/Asylum-Matt-Dymerski-ebook/dp/B00BFMV4MK

Creepypasta Storytime (Disc 11)

Asylum: The Scholarship by Matt Dymerski (3/6)

As promised, here's an example entry to my Source Rap Contest. I won't be counting this is a legitimate entry, since this battle is only to guide people on what their entry should like. 
Also, you have to include the zap sound effect Source uses in his battles(which can be found here: http://picosong.com/wn9QP/)

Lyrics: 

Goten:
Howdy there! It’s Goten, hope you don’t mind I drop in
I’ve been asked to use my Full rap Power against this chubby has-been
My big bro taught me well, I’m the cutest kid anime’s ever had
Here’s a fact: the world’s strongest also happens to be my Dad
I could throw a pile of rocks and mountains would be destroyed
I’m a warrior, a smart one too, same can't be said for you, boy
I may look cute and harmless but I’m the toughest of the Son bunch
Now I’m feeling kinda hungry, Steven shall be my lyrical lunch

Steven:
Alright what do we have here, who’s this tyke supposed to be?
He’s dissing me? I think it’s time I give you some history
The leader of the crystal gems, my show’s never been left to linger
Those bars were tickly, I didn’t know you had Cat Fingers
Goten? Well I’ll give you Ten seconds to Go
I spit rhymes in quick succession with a Lapis-like flow
Your daddy has no time to give you love, while mine actually cares for me
Peridot could call you a clod and you’d be crying to your whole family

Goten:
I can tell you’re no pushover, but you need to check your facts
Say I’ll be crying, when your show only develops through that?
Super Kamekameha to the face, you aren’t going to survive this
Now I think it’s time I diss out your group of feminists
Amethyst’s a bitch, Pearl’s too overprotective
Garnet’s a certified emo and Peridot is uneffective
And if they fused together to slay me, Dad and Gohan in song
The verse they’d make would be a true Steven Bomb

Steven Universe:
You’re a high pitched attention-seeking annoyance, and that’s that
You wanna be rude to me? I think you and Lars should have a chat
With Future Vision I can see the outcome is me winning this Gem War
Trap you in a Magic Mirror, then slice you with Connie’s sword
You wanna beat me in song? My greatest talent is singing
Take advice from your mom and just stick to studying
Trunks ain’t here to save you from this, I’ve left you beat with this verse
Now surrender yourself and get the fuck outta my universe.

Cast:
King Mewtwo as Steven Universe
King Mewtwo as Goten

Beat by Kustom
Cover Art by King Mewtwo
Written and Audio Mixed by King Mewtwo

Steven Universe vs Goten (Source Rap Contest Example Entry)

It's been a while. I know.

Welcome to the tenth X Rap Battle.

Vladimyr P. as Jughead Jones
An Extremely Agitated Hedgehog as Veronica Sawyer

--Lyrics--
Jughead (0:14):
I thought I’d get a good opponent, but my time just goes to waste,
On one more stuck-up, slut Veronica to put back in her place... 
Picture this; the Twilight of your demise, ending your twisted flick,
Since you’ve switched to a sickened bitch, now I’m offing the Wicked Witch!
You’re not my type of writer. I can tell by your diction.
I’d write a novel based on your victory if I wanted fiction.
One final diary entry, a fiery ending for your shelf, 
There’s no defending from these burns; use them next time you harm yourself!

Veronica (0:41):
Ask Kurt and Ram, my task at hand is handling savages.
You’re used to bandaging beatings, and you dare ask what my damage is?
This bad-boy wannabe manages to think I’m one to laugh at.
You best stick to narrating on the wrong side of this rap track!
Did they really think an emo theme would make this clown scary?
How very! One blank shot and this blank slate’s crown’s tearing!
And whenever I see you brood? Ach… Tell me, where’s my noose at?
You’re taking shots from football jocks; well, guess what? I shoot back!

Jughead (1:08): 
(Ugh..) Another Northside loser? Well, Sardonic sports my humor,
Sawyer’s doomed when Forsythe screws her worse than any sword-fight rumor!

Veronica (1:15):
Your character is pretty misused; all those ships don’t really fit you.
Judging by your comic issues, your bond with blondie’s simply ich lüge!

Jughead (1:22): 
You’re always playing with fire, well, you’ve gotten the match you’ve been asking for!
Step out of your personal Candy Store, cause a forfeit’s now your last resort!
(Double Fast:)
Face lies, the real love of your life is a lighter!
If you wanna strike, this serpent is quite a biter!
This drama queen just screwed with the wrong king,
Now I’ll break the ice on another Dead Girl Walking!

Veronica (1:36):
Please!
All this from the epitome of “it’s not a phase, mom!”
Because if you’re a badass, fuck me gently with a chainsaw!
(Double Fast:)
Saying I’m blinded by petty sins,
When you can’t see your chance with Betty’s Finn!
This rap blood rise is your last good night,
For you’ve brought shame that no hat could hide!

Jughead (1:49):
You need rewrites! Your dialogue can make Cheryl Blossom lose her mind.
If you wanna get the hang of it, you best head back to suicide!
Cause what you provide? Slushy songs? That’s quite the brain freezer.
So just swallow your words along with the pain like it was a fresh cup of drain cleaner!

Veronica (2:03):
Season after season, still ceasing to please, as usual,
But spitting lines at me? Please! You even fucked up my musical.
You’re spewing out bad ratings, your network’s asking for beatings, 
If you want your show to blow up, then take a pack of Norwegians!

Jughead (2:17):
If you forge lines like you do suicides, take notes revengin’!
For God’s sake, you’re an accidental masochist! Pay close attention!
You’ll be sleeping with the fishes if you dare step into my town, 
Cause Jones hits like croquet, and he’ll knock a goth’s lights out!

Veronica (2:24): 
Oh, you think you’re so tough, you’re rundown without your biker squad
My verbal chaos is what killed you, honey; say Hi to God! 
A pull of the trigger, to end this quicker, nothing bigger, the deed is done!
And now that I’m done with my lyrical massacre, go get your daddy to clean it up.

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Written by Jughead Jay, Freshy Kanal, B O R K, GengoMain, Alex and MetaMachine
Audio Mixed by Freshy Kanal (thx dustin)

Jughead Jones vs. Veronica Sawyer - X Rap Battle #10.

Songs I've produced and written for Cartoon Network's Teen Titans Go!

Scary Scare

I rap I suppose. I also make rap battles and other stuff.

Steven Universe vs Goten (Source Rap Contest Example Entry)

TheMonarchy