
originally released May 31st, 2020. this one is non-canon (still good tho)


-PRODUCTION- 
Beat by 2Deep
Mixed by: Dee
Flowtest by Rabi
Written by me and Jason Carreon

-CAST-
Dee as Luigi
Azia as Spooky

-LYRICS-

Spooky:
So this tall green replacement for a player really cares to fight?
Don't think I'm impressed, with a saucy stereotype
You're as bland and monochrome as your first games graphics 
Colorful? Flip birds, turtles, and some crabs kid
Polter as a suck up, one cardboard trick and you're missing
Spreading false history? Should transcend to your dissing
Committing suicide as a shadow sure fits you
But it seems it's just an edgy death screen on the menu

Luigi: 
Uhh- Mario? I didn't want to go against a ghost-
What if she traps me in a paintin' or something even worse
No, I have to be brave, and l don't really wanna boast
But if I beat a king thrice, I can beat a dress-up nurse…
Harmless as a jumpscare, trying to yank pity tears?
Indie fads milkin' every Let's Players shitty fears
Lookin' at that sob story, grab your knife and cut it out
Only if only, you made like me 'stead of runnin' that mouth
Seems a Mama Luigi for you's required, but
Should be fine, you're used to taking fired shots
Screwed by mobile games, keep with your cloned SCP's
This scaring me will leave her re-R.I.Ped on Halloween!
[Gunshot]

Spooky:
Constant repetition and yet you still breathe, so
Need Luigi Letdown 3 to see a sell fiend trope?
Talking family issues? You're simply known as second party
So scrap your kiddie ghosts and join my monster army

Luigi:
Bring your ghostly army, it's nothing I haven't faced kid
Got crossed out, took every step masked with haste and
Ending or not, rooms are where Houdini tricks will run
1000 to none, it's clear that Luigi's number one


Luigi vs. Spooky

Animaniacs: Season 3 (Soundtrack from the Animated Series)

D.I. Why? (feat. Natalie Lander, Jess Harnell, Rob Paulsen, Tress MacNeille, Roddy Hart & Thomas David Reilly)

i lost the original mix so i remixed this from the ground up, enjoy i guess

Sponge:
I’m not happy to be pitted against a racer so crappy
Far from a work of art, despite the name of your daddy
When facing Vinny’s pride and joy, you’re in no way a versed Mii
The only thing you’re good at being is the most cursed Mii
Used to WooHoo whole neighborhoods like a sexual animal
Now you’re a two bit sidekick that needs a mask on to look passable 
This battle’s bound to be like basketball, for all of your shots will miss
I mean, how can you spit? You don’t even know what fire is

Turg:
Hello, hello! You really want to go?
I’m gonna kill you, as those things you said weren’t very nice, yo
With my sword in hand, I’ll cut through your negativity with ease
Failed to beat Tingle in rap, so don’t even think of besting me
I may not know what fire is, but I’m sure your verse wasn’t it
Dragged on for so long, I get why your Princess kicked the bucket
Twist up you like a Pretzel, this saddo’s going down
What else is there to say; your love life’s a literal clown!

Sponge:
The fact you’ve stayed the face of Kevin’s channel is amazing
‘Cuz Jim has a huge legacy, and is actually entertaining
Speaking of legacies, I’m soaring into hearts like a Starman 
Whilst this Neanderthal ain’t even a year old, damn
There’s so much wrong with your face, I don’t know where to begin
The other Irishmen ain’t here, you won’t get handed a pity win
And at least I’ve GOT a girlfriend, you and Default’s stars can’t align
Leave you more lost than your save file and relevance combined

Turg:
On the track I’m 2 Turg and 2 Furious
Elaborate on how you’re less ugly than me, I’m curious
The purest form of innocence, you’re more plagued than your namesake
That blinding white room reflects more than your mental state
You shouldn’t act so tough, you couldn’t beat one of my kids
Ballad of Sponge 2’s bound to be in order after this
Just fly off of this stage or you’ll just get even sadder
A victory failed to show up for you, kinda like Alpaca

@dannyplaysgames-422800890 as Spondage "Sponge" Mario
King Mewtwo as Turg Turg
Beat by Dansonn
Written and Mixed by King Mewtwo
Additional Writing Help by CannibalWorms
Cover Art by @jks-rap-battles

(REMIX) Turg vs Sponge. King Mewtwo Rap Battles

TIIIIIME WIZARD!

Matt Raichous as Joey Wheeler
BluArri as Preston
Cyber as Seto Kaiba

Written and Mixed by garbageGothic
Beat Produced by Raias Beats
SC thumbnail by Quizzique

LYRICS:

Joey: 
Whoa, I think I’m getting deja vu
Creepy caverns and dueling a dude in a lame costume? 
(HAH!) I ain’t afraid of no “demon”
Especially one less scary than Bandit Keith is

Claim to be for kids, but I’m already bored
Guess your only real fan’s in the Goblin Attack Force
Ya look strong, but with the heart of the cards
I can beat you with a Trap Hole! Now try to spit bars :3

Preston:
Heart of the cards? That’s fucking stupid (Kaiba: I know, right?
Wheeler’s too weak to win: all bark with no bite) (Joey: HEY!)
BOTH of you bitches will go in my special brew
Cuz like your father, I FUCKING HATE YOU

You’re in MY domain, Preston’s personal hell
Your death will not be censored in Dreadful’s Shadow Realm
My sea of punches will FUCK YOU UP, BITCH.
Yugi can’t save you from PRESTON’S DUNGEON

Joey: 
What’s your sea to a guy who beat Tsunami? (Eh?)
You’re not a threat, Ra couldn’t even stop me!
Honestly, hearing the language of this bozo
Presto’s a better fit for LittleKuriboh!

So what’s the deal with this grand prick?
Got on Itch and he thinks that he’s mad shit?
Collecting letters ain’t original, leave that to Bakura
And I’ve played some death games, but yours is just torture!

I became a champ to help my pals and my sister
You're so obsessed with working that your wife ditched ya!
Got all the greatest comebacks, I'm the prime disser
I’ll send this peanut packing with a TIME WIZARD!

Preston:
That whore was my LIFE, but she fucking DIVORCED!
The only bitch you managed to pull was FUCKING 24! (UGH)
Like your card game pros, YOU DISGUST ME
But iIf we’re playing dirty, THEN PRESTON’S GETTING BLOODY

It’s all about PROGRESS, it’s about TIME
That I KNOCK OUT YOUR LIGHTS LIKE RESEARCHER MIKE
MY WRATH IS VAST, I’M INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE
SLAIN MORE LOSERS THAN THAT FREAK IN YOUR FRIEND’S BRAIN

(FUCK!) Tick tock, tick tock, DICKHEAD…
You joke now, but who would miss a delinquent?
My ancient artifact will end what Marik tried
Leaving Joey forgotten, lost to the sands of time

Joey Wheeler vs Preston's Hourglass - GG Rap Battles (ft. Matt Raichous, BluArri, and Cyber)

MetaMachine as The Max Headroom Incident
Rosenthal as The Screenslaver
Writing by Alchemyking
Beat by Epistra
Beat arrangement by Raisu Battle
Mixed by Jort
Thumbnail by JK03
Logo by SPM1000
Special thanks: garbageGothic, MultiSuperVids, Korekitten, Spadical, TomPuffs

Max Headroom:
This is who they put me up against? Oh Jesus!
A flash-in-the-pan who gave their audience seizures!
Ain’t a hero, but it’s no stretch to say I’d leave them trounced, and—

Screenslaver:
THE SCREENSLAVER INTERRUPTS THIS VERSE FOR AN ANNOUNCEMENT.
Think you’re bold and defiant? I’m rather dubious
When your whole claim to fame is just annoying all the Whovians
I tarnished the name of supers, leaving that shit erased
You’re just spouting garbage I’d find on a Twitter page!
I’d say your ego accounts for your “max head room”, though
You took over the news twice, I thought you’d learn some new jokes
Think you’re akin to rebels, with your spinning metal
But with that verse, you popped off worse than New Coke

Max Headroom:
You’re a devil running DEVcon, but can’t leave this fight managed
With your sequel’s reception, I don’t need to hijack it
I never got caught, while a housewife leaves you beat up
I serve you with my delivery, but it’s no cheap pizza
I’m beating this frickin’ liberal dead, live from Chicago
Call this your crap cartoon show; I’m coming in Clutch Cargo
I’m riding on amazing flow, like true pirate radio
How ‘bout you stop catching little kids and catch this ratio!
Your ideology’s like the modern media: empty
Your pa’s life was hung up when he said “They’re not out to get me!”
But in Deavor’s endeavors, she alienated Winston
I’d say your love is fading, but you had none to begin with!

Screenslaver
With your crude humor, you’re the one who’s mentally vacant
But with your shit raps, you don’t even need to feign defecation
Need better pen skills? You should go to John Hancock
Your unwavering smile is the true Horror of Fang Rock
Yeah, I’m ridding the heroes, but it’s to stop all the slaughter
The closest that you’d get to fly’s when you’re stopped with a swatter
You’ve faded from the public consciousness. You’re Voyd and null; you’re done
This dead legend’s on life support, so it’s time to pull the plug.

The Max Headroom Incident vs. The Screenslaver - Disney Rap Battles

Rap Off: Black Hat vs Alastor

Written by: CreeperPasta, VariousVoicesVa, WeThink (Duh, of course we think)
Thumbnail by: M!cah
Black Hat art by: CreeperPasta
Beat produced by: Ihaksi
Mixed by: CreeperPasta 
Black Hat: Titanium1208
Alastor: RaccoonBroVA

Black Hat: 
Attention all listeners of the Black Hat Empire!
A certain scheming scammer is tuning back after his long retirement 
For years I've waited to see this outdated fraud get beaten
You're not even a threat to the first man. You're the Smoke Selling Demon!
There's No Surprises when this Radiohead Creep decides to battle me
Turns from a mildly threatening host to the King of broken Limbs
So bite your tongue, you cannibal. This serial killer ain't fearsome
You want a thrill? Run, you deer! Today is hunting season!
I’ve run a whole Network of villains, a nifty waitress’ the best you got?
Even Flug made sandwiches more dangerous than you are!
Heed my warning: I’ll end this broadcast soon if you choose to push me too far
when I decapitate you and then sell you head next to Medusa’s. And for only two- 

Alastor: 
Sorry to interrupt, dear listeners. It seems that we’ve been hijacked
But stay tuned, folks. You’re in time to listen to Black Hat
The Vince Offer of the demons who always hides behind his minions 
Tonight decided to step up and talk shit on my radio broadcast
I must admit, it’s devilishly entertaining to see your products failing
And your delivery was awful! Your show, your verses and your mailing!
Such a premise, what potential! I bet you almost feel eerie
When you only peak interest on viewers by crossing over other series!
And here’s the sugar on the cream: your lousy team of freaks only assist
This grumpy has-been because he’s actually retired! That 's the tea!
I would almost make a deal with you, but it isn't really worth my wealth
Because while I’m my second Prime, you’re stuck in production hell

Black Hat: 
Don't talk about making deals. You're just a puppet on a leash!
Your frequencies will go down once I hang you with your strings!
Struck a deal with the Disney princess. Ever since then you struggled to Let It Go
Then Adam made this fraud scream for all in stereo

Alastor: 
I see you're familiar with puppetry, but I'll make you understand
Before this topic and this Muppet both get out of his creator's hand
If you ever mention that again, I'll broadcast your screams
When I tear your soul apart and wreck your foundation down it's seems 
Not like I needed anyways. You’re long forgotten, like Dementia
Just a desperate old and tired walking trope who seeks attention
At least Sir Pentious served as a fancy and lousy doormat
You barely appear in your own show. How about I change the format?

Black Hat:
Say I’m old and tired? You retired for 7 years, pendejo
Soy el demonio que invocas por las noches en tu reflejo
I’m feeling like fifty grand! I’m a verbal ase in these lines
While you fell off harder than the stock market of 1929!

Alastor and Black Hat:
Do you hear yourself? That was as faulty as you catalog
My products are the bomb! You drop f-bombs in your dialog
Like how I’ll drop your corpse after this second exorcism!
All your threats are garbage noise to the fucking Radio Demon!
I could stare down the devil himself with no fear into his eyes!
I’m the reason for your nightmares! I make women and children cry!
No matter what you say! Defeating you isn't a challenge 
Time to cut you off the air again; I hope you're used to RADIO SILENCE! (Both do an evil laugh)

Black Hat vs Alastor - Rap Off! (ft. Titanium1208 & RaccoonBroVA)

APRIL FOOL’S! I don’t know what you thought you were going to see from me today, but come on- a battle between two undercover investigators posing as secretaries to uncover a corruption ring and return their company to some semblance of a reputation? It’s almost EXACTLY like FRB! …I’ll let you decide what that means. Anyhow, in today’s verbal fisticuffs, the characters being pitted together are:

Jolene, the quick-moving, cold-eyed bombshell Toad from the Glitz Pit, who’s dedicated all of her energy to finding her missing brother and reinstate him as the champion of the world-class fighting ring… 

And Roz, Monsters Inc.’s infamously mean-spirited secretary, who’s really an agent from the Child Detection Agency sent undercover to bring to light a corruption ring involving the Inc.’s famous door system! 

CAST:

garbageGothic as Jolene (Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door)
https://www.youtube.com/@garbageGothic

Red Rob as Roz (Monsters, Inc.)
https://www.youtube.com/@RedRobOfficial

Beat by Leo Barqui 
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEZDXmtZBL4O1B2rEzxRvGA

Mix by MVDNVGHT 
https://www.youtube.com/@TheeMvdnvght

TN by Ryufan76
www.youtube.com/channel/UCYlm1k8GpfpyNuKm_KarxjA

Lyrics:
Jolene:
A new contestant? No, that can’t be
If you got in front of a crowd, they’d cause a stampede
Everyone would stand, flee, even the champ would back up in horror when
You’ve only Rose out of your chair to be replaced by family
Let’s go over the facts: even though you’re attached
To a notorious agency for the loneliest tasks
When they send Double-Oh-One to detect a child first
You couldn’t show a gun, but this slug should be fired
I’m undercover, looking to find my brother
Your guise should be your daily routine: closing the shutters
I’ve handled some complexity from the fighters I care for
But nothing beats the useless maze that sits behind your Scare Floor
The same task you fumbled for three years
Any Toad worth his salt could solo your team clear
Your position’s a front, and your worst side too
Get out of my office, I won’t bother registering you

Roz:
Is somebody planning a fun evening?
I can let your manager know when you’re done stealing
Cause with a track record like yours, your invasion’s the worst
Since the child’s, but now I notice: you never did your paperwork
How can I tell? Once your brother returned home, you
Forgot to mention all the profiles erased
And once you brought the Pit’s reputation back to the first dome
The Great Gonzales had a second climb to make
Always watching, waiting for a mistake to slip
I’ll slide this failed detective under a paper clip
To file her away and save space, give that ahoge a snip
Or send her straight to the shredders, pull the shaving trick
Keep on twittering, and X will be Mush
Will I send her and her story straight to Goomfrey? I know you hate rubbish
Why not hide in the bathroom so no one knows where you’ve gone to?
You’ll find me there anyways- your silence speaks volumes (Aaahhhh-haa-haa)

Jolene:
Ew… foul, you’re just like Grubba
But now I’ll shake the stage: Mike’s hands won’t be all that’s crushed up
To start, Tattle and find the endpoint of our battle
She won’t make the list, she’s less respected than Hardscrabble
Appearing everywhere but can’t do a thing to help
You should buy a snow-cone and wait for it to melt
If it’s Laughter we’re After, you’ve brought none
So make like your new series should, and be all done

Roz:
This juice addict couldn’t live through Waternoose’s planning
I know the truth saddens you, but a clue you haven’t
Give that magazine back, no wrestler would want you
My uniform’s got less flaws than your costume
Take advantage of every Bandy with your challenge
My movie in full happened much faster than your chapter
Your only Gold Star was found, faked and now taken
And now somebody should investigate for foul play again

Jolene Vs Roz- RAP BATTLE! Ft. garbageGothic and Red Rob

I.M. Meen vs Preston's Hourglass - Rap Off Bonus!

Written by: CreeperPasta
Thumbnail by: CreeperPasta 
Art by: CreeperPasta 
Beat produced by: Gusstra Beats
Mixed by: SPM1000 

I.M. Meen: Meta
Preston: Grasman

Hapoy Maypril Fools!

IM. Meen:
Well, well, well!. It's Mr Peanut in the flesh! I thought he died in a crash and burned
Oh wait! It's a Slenderman clone? Again! They make make me sick; my stomach turned
Those graphics were made by a wretched child? Then I've got disses to make you cry
Let's not waste time with this Rabbit Hole! Let's dig his grave with my special rhymes
Now listen up, Preston. Here's a suggestion. Quit wasting your breath with your boring obsession 
Time passed by and your wife decided that by Christmas your presence was no longer a present
How tragic, you bookworm! (Haha!) Cry me a river. Your game makes me sick, but I can spit sicker!
You’re alone in a cell, while she’s casting my spells and I didn’t need to trick her!


Chorus

I.M. Meen:
I'M GONNA LOCK YOU UP! 
GUARDIANS SAID LOCK YOU UP!
My dungeon’s a maze and you'll be amazed 
Like your game, I'll shut you down!


Preston:
I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP! (HUUUUHH!) 
PRESTON SAYS FUCK YOU UP! (HUUUUHH!)
You can't scape from my Prestonian Domain!
You're my little toy now! (Evil laugh)


Preston:
You fucking idiot! I want my damn clock back! 
Or I'll turn your labyrinth into a bloodbath!
Send all the pets you want, I've got time to leave you all DEAD! 
I'M GONNA CRUSH YOUR FUCKING HEAD!
I'm addicted to rapping, you were kidnapping children and got the kids napping
At this Doom rip-off. You got me ticked off so stop it before Preston gets snapping!
Speaking of time, thanks for the tip. I'll dig into your past. It's kind of my thing.
I'm fucking your wife, she's kind of my bitch. I explored her catacombs, you son of a witch! 
This CD-i can’t see me in the eye. Bitch I am feeling fine. Nobody presses the opps like Preston
Never let your body rest, no. Like Houdinni, make you disappear like “Presto!”


Chorus repeats

I.M. Meen vs Preston's Hourglass - Rap Off Bonus (Ft. Meta and Grasman)

What someone think ambushing Mr. Puzzles was an good idea? .-.

Ambush - DAGames
Creative Control - SMG4

Arts: BG Beriña & DaffyToons

(REMIX) Turg vs Sponge. King Mewtwo Rap Battles

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