This is the "Desync" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Puppet".

* To: Kris
* Subject: Freedom
* We did it, Kris! We have finally earned the freedom we so utterly deserve! Is what I would have said... However, the contracts I am bound to have not yet expired. And they never will expire, as I have indefinitely signed my soul away... Although... Kris, you have a soul, correct? Perhaps you could let me... borrow... it!
* ...
* Or... would you rather have me TAKE IT BY FORCE??? GET READY FOR A CRASH COURSE IN FOLLOWING ORDERS, YOU MOTHERFU
* [Error 400: Bad Request]

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet] - 400 Bad Request

CHANGE YOUR WORLD. YOUR FIRST MESSAGE. HELLO.

You know what I'm sayin?

It's kind of the new slang around here.

[Deltarune: The Same Puppet] - 400 Bad Request

overkill.