Hate/love

JΣ₣₣RΣY - The End feat. Adam Haley (Remastered)

When what was perceived as everything turns out to be nothing just like everything

Full Album

05. Jump Off

MashupRune's art and concept was created by Fenzo @real-inspector-gadget. This mashup was made by Gnirob @gnirob (with Smash Mouth vocals by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown). Stay Jammin!

BILLIE: ... my lord.
???: Ah, my little lotus on an evening's afternoon! I trust you've taken care of those ruffians as I've commanded?
BILLIE: ... well...
???: ... Well what is it then? Out with it, now.
BILLIE: i didn't.
???: WHAT?
BILLIE: these people... they've shown me compassion and kindness... unlike anything i've EVER really experienced... i can't bring myself to hurt them.
???: ... So, it's treason, then. After EVERYTHING we've worked so hard to achieve. Even with the PORTAL in place. You cannot bring yourself to stop these traitorous vermin?
KE$HA: Leave her alone.
???: Ah... the calvary has arrived! And in perfect timing, too.
BILLIE: ...
???: You were JUST about to witness me gather the last piece of the HEART I need!!
BILLIE: u-ugh!!
HAT KID: YOU BUT HER DOWN, YOU CREEP!!
RWJ: Yeah! That's our friend!!
???: Hahahaha... HAHAHAHA!!! Then it's decided!! We duel for the girl. Winner wins her over.
RWJ: Deal.
KE$HA: Let's make the most of this fight, everyone!!
HAT KID: Bang, BANG, BANG!!
???: TRY IF YOU MIGHT, FOOLISH JAMMERSMITHS...

FARQUAAD: ONLY SHOOTING STARS CAN BREAK THE MOLD.

Freek'n Picture Chaos

Happy birthday, ZUN!

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/dashingtoadie-the-sequel
Art by: https://twitter.com/telepotato
Character Represented: Koishi Komeiji

Hello hellooo? In honour of ZUN, we are proud to announce that Touhou's very own Koishi Komeiji, everybody's favourite loveable loveless youkai who foolishly sealed her conscious mind away, will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! As the role of a temporary flight attendant here in Par Airlines is, well, temporary, Koishi is a perfect fit. Why? Well, when she finishes her duties, she will be entirely forgotten due to her complicated state of existence! Vote for this wonderful weirdo for memorable mashups and amazing arrangements using songs from games in the bullet hell genre, alongside songs about memories and reminiscing about the past!

Sources:
- Songs related to Touhou Project (Hartmann’s Youkai Girl, Bad Apple, Cirno’s Perfect Math Class, UN Owen Was Her, etc.)
- Songs related to memories and forgetting (Thnks fr th Mmrs, Stressed Out, Don’t Forget, September, My Happy Ending, etc.)
- Songs related to eyes (Eye of the Tiger, Cotton Eye Joe, Eye Of The Storm, etc.)
- Music from video games in the Bullet Hell genre (Just Shapes & Beats, Enter The Gungeon, Deltarune, etc.)

Songs used:
U.N. Owen Was Her (Flandre's Theme) - Touhou
Bad Apple - Touhou
Love-Coloured Master Spark - Touhou

Bad Spark ~ Love Coloured Magic

Track by: @cactusteam
Characters Represented: King Slime

King Slime has awoken! Hailing from the Terraria series, this big blue ball of royal gel is here to represent his kind. Slimes may not be the strongest species, far from it, but their immense strength comes in numbers. The king believes that his people, no, common enemies as a whole have been disregarded for far too long, and he sees it as his mission to give all the low level enemies and early game bosses the voice they deserve! Vote for King Slime for tracks featuring songs from sandbox games, Terraria tracks, primary enemy battle themes, and primary/early game boss themes.

Sources:
- Songs from Terraria and The Calamity Extra Music Mod (Boss 1, Corruption, Moonlord, Playing With Firepower, It Sees Everything, etc.)
- Songs from games in the Sandbox genre (Starbound, Rimworld, Lego Worlds, Don't Starve, etc.)
- Generic enemy and generic boss themes (Battle! Wild Pokemon, Come on Again! From Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga, Enemy Approaching from UNDERTALE, etc.)
- Songs related to royalty, ninjas and the color blue (ASGORE, Dancing Queen by ABBA, Blue by Eiffel 65, Katana Zero OST, etc.)

Songs used:
Billie Eilish - You Should See Me In A Crown (Royalty)
Terraria OST - Moon Lord (Terraria)
Terraria OST - Boss 2 (Terraria)
Various Terraria VFX (Terraria)

The Moon Lord's Crown

Track by: @lilcargoshort
Art by: https://twitter.com/babybowser101
Vocals by: MegaDeku @megadeku and Wiseguy
H̵o̴s̴t̸s̷ Represented: Z̴A̴L̵G̶A̷R̵ ̷A̴N̵D̵ ̴G̷A̶R̸F̴I̸E̶L̵D̷

Well look out, cause here come Garfields... These two horrific entities have tired of the disrespect handed to them in their own tournaments, and have teamed up to do things t̶h̸e̸i̶r̵ ̴w̷a̸y̷. Zalgar and Garfield have created a pocket dimension of pure terror for this tournament, and in a reality where they make the rules, they can be certain that everyone will S̷E̷E̴ ̶T̵H̵E̵ ̵W̸O̶R̵L̶D̴ ̷T̶H̷E̶ ̵W̶A̵Y̷ ̵T̷H̵E̷Y̶ ̶D̷O.

    S̵͂̏ṏ̴ ̷̄́l̴̃̀e̵̬͑t̵̥̓ ̶̇̃t̸̨̍h̷̔̋ẽ̵̿ ̶̔̉f̸̪̈́u̷̽͐n̴͐̀ ̸̳͝b̶̳̔e̶̅̓ğ̴̽í̶̈n̷̏̌.̴̒̔

Music related to the horror genre/creepy moments in media (YES, OVERLAP.)
        (Silent Hill OST, DDLC OST, LISA: The Painful OST)
Songs related to popular creepypasta/ARGs (YES, OVERLAP.)
        (Sweet Dreams, Lavender Town, DHMIS)
Songs related to cats, lethargy, and the Garfield franchise (YES, OVERLAP.)
        (Nyan Cat, The Lazy Song, Friends are There / Ready to Party)
Songs related to days of the week, Earthbound, or DEMONS (YES, OVERLAP.)
        (Friday, Porky Means Business, DOOM OST)
Songs related to game shows or hosting (WHY NOT?)
        (The Price is Right, Metal Crusher, WORST END THEME)
sources:
Garfield and Friends theme- (Garfield)
Undertale - Amalgam (Horror)
Pokémon - Lavender Town (horror)
DDLC - Sayo-nara (horror)
ICP - The mighty death pop (horror)
50 Cent - In Da Club (Garfield)
Kefka laugh (horror)
Disgruntled scream (Garfield)
The Price is Right Theme (Game Shows)
Earthbound - Giygas Battle (Earthbound)

A Tournament Amalgamates

Music: The Fragrance of Dark Coffee
Artwork: rinaten (https://twitter.com/yayrinaten)
Arrangement: LilyInu
Sources:
Turnabout Jazz Soul - Track 8 - Godot - The Fragrance of Dark Coffee
Character Represented: Bandana Dee
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Not just a pretty face; the Kirby series' perfect attendance-sporting hero: Bandana Waddle Dee -- or Bandana Dee for those who don't have time -- is here to defend the honor of Dreamland's monarchy! Armed with his trusty spear and a beloved box of his favorite apple juice, this little guy waddles in with a massive influx of Kirby music to take on any foe he meets; no matter how big, bad, or tough they are!

Sources:
- Tracks featuring songs from Kirby games Bandana Dee has appeared in
(ex: Kirby's Battle Royale, Kirby's Return to Dreamland, Kirby and the Rainbow Curse)

- Tracks featuring songs from "Kirby Memorial Arrangements"
(ex: The Apple Juice Song, Big Band Kirby, Eternal Dream)

- Tracks featuring songs from HAL games outside of Kirby and Smash Bros.
(ex: Mother 3, BoxBoy!, Face Raiders)

- Tracks featuring songs that would be fittingly played in a Café setting
(ex: Coffee Talk OST, Beneath the Mask)

The Fragrance of Dark Coffee

Song by: @dat-dreem-dafeendear

Blaze the Cat

-Music from Modern Sonic the Hedgehog Games
-Songs in the genre of turn-tabling or DJ Pop
-Songs that relate to heat and/or fire
-Music about cats
-Music from any and all Sonic racing spin-offs

Examples:

-Vela Nova, Dreams of an Absolution, His World
-Down the Road by C2C, AINT NOTHING LIKE A FUNKY BEAT, Donuts by J Dilla
-HEAT by BROCKHAMPTON, Bonfire, Hot Hot Hot
-Cat? I'm a Kitty Cat, Nyan Cat, Keyboard Cat song
-Can You Feel the Sunshine?, Green Light Ride, music from the Sonic and All-Stars Racing games

Songs used:
Catgroove (Cats)
Cool Cat (Club Mix) - Garfield (Cats)
Bonfire - Childish Gambino (Fire)
Fire Burning - Sean Kingston (Fire)
Burning Man  - Dierks Bentley (Fire)
We Didn't Start the Fire -  Billy Joel (Fire)
You Can't Fight the Homestuck! - MadMegatax (technically... fire. heheheh)
Heat - Kelly Clarkson (Fire)
Knuckles' Theme - Sonic Adventure (Modern Sonic)
Unravel - 
TK from Ling tosite sigure (Offsource)

Can't Fight The Fire

Note: Bo Burnham has been eliminated from the tournament, but that does not mean that he won't get extra music!

Music: Hardware Store
Artwork: @perfectoelecto
Arrangement: Afakening
Original Songs: Weird Al - Hardware Store
Character Represented: Bo Burnham
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Look out, here comes Bo Burnham: a straight white male that overcame nothing to make it here! A master of controversial comedy, Bo's willing to do what it takes to upstage anyone that challenges him, if they haven't already given up, that is. For this artist, heighten your expectations a lot; You'll be happy that you did it! Bo's routine for this tournament includes music performed by him and his fellow comedy musicians, as well as music commonly associated with Vine, a place he's familiarized himself with before in the past. With that being said, thank you.

Sources:
- Tracks featuring songs by Bo Burnham
(ex: Repeat Stuff, Words Words Words, Art is Dead)

- Tracks featuring songs related to Vine
(ex: Run Away With Me, Big Time Rush theme, Photograph)

- Tracks featuring songs by comedy artists or related to comedy
(ex: Seinfeld theme, Ninja Sex Party, The Lonely Island, Many Weird Al Parodies, etc.)

Hardware Store

A new challenger approaches! The battle against our first boss is very soon. And of course, Aviere is ready to throw down! With everything on the line, who will win this battle of brains and brawn? Well, who knows? You'd need 200 IQ to answer that one.

Arrangement: Laze (@megalolazing), DonnieTheGuy
Character Represented: Simpleflips

Sources:
- Songs from 3D Mario titles
- Songs from games Simpleflips is known for playing, or popular jokes from his streams 
- Songs related to jail/prison

Songs used:
Slider - Koji Kondo (3D Mario)
Tetris 99 Main Theme - Teruo Taniguchi (Games Simpleflips is known for playing)

Yo, Walkies?!

(This project has been cancelled indefinitely, please check out our archives here!: @par-airlines @par-airlines3 @par-airlines4 @par-airlines5 @par-airlines6)
 
Temporary Flight Attendant is a Mashup Week/KFAD inspired tournament run by Par Airlines, fit with 16 characters and a losers bracket. Join our Discord server here for more info! discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

If you would like to contribute a song, please contact us on the Discord server!

(Graphic design used in our profile picture was done by @yaysmile, the same talented creator of @autourney, you can find a link to their account alongside many other team members down below!)

The Moon Lord's Crown

Temporary Flight Attendant: First Class ARCHIVE 2