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Listening through Temporary Flight Attendant is a miserable and sobering experience. Here's some of the stuff that isn't the absolute worst.

TFA Tracks That Still Kinda Hold Up

Track donated by: @max_emerald
Art donated by: Hank
Character donated by: DemonicKraken#0695
Character [16] - Half of a Lifetime

Looks like these two David Byrne enthusiasts have found themselves in the G.A.L.L.E.R.Y.! How did they get here? Well, let's just say the right team-up in the right place can make all the difference. The mysterious businessman known as the G-Man and the curious and geometrical ENA, bound together by their fondness of new wave, are ready to figure out how to work this and not let the competition hold them down! If they nab a victory, they'll hold an extinction party for the ages! (Hopefully minus the extinction part...)

◐Songs in or by artists in the new wave genre, as well as David Byrne’s discography.
(Once in a Lifetime, Weird Science, Never Gonna Give You Up, music by Men At Work)
◐Original Music from Youtube animations, as well as music associated with webcore/weirdcore.
(GOD RACE, Khonjin House, Browser History, Eddsworld)
◐Music associated with Valve games and related fanmade content, with a focus on SFM animations.
(Hazardous Environments, How Low, Kazotsky Kick, Count To Three)
◐Music and media related to dancing and contrasting elements.
(Hot and Cold, Footloose, &, The Safety Dance)

Sources:
Hourglass Meadow - Oliver Buckland [YT Animations (ENA)/Webcore?]
Abandoned in Place - Half Life 2: Episode 2 [Valve]
Once in a Lifetime - Talking Heads [New Wave/Yes]
The Pit Song - Harry Callaghan [Valve Fan-Content (The Underground)]
Sentry Beat - Salade au Thon [Valve Fan-Content (TF2)]
Everybody Do The Flop - LilDeuceDeuce [Web Animations (asdfmovie), Dancing]
No One Lives Forever - Oingo Boingo [New Wave]
How Low - Ludacris [SFMs, Dancing]
Baggage - Rare Americans [YT Animations]
Never Meant to Know - Tally Hall [Contrasting Elements (Good & Evil)]

Trapped in the Hourglass

Track by: @Reviloja
Art by: Enoderen

Imaginary GF 

- Songs related to girlfriends / boyfriends / other romantic partners
(Bad Girlfriend, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Boyfriend - Big Time Rush, Friday Night Funkin')
- Songs from romance media, especially that which parodies romantic tropes
(Chuunibyou Demo Koi Ga Shitai, Doki Doki Literature Club, Katawa Shoujo, Beauty and the Beast)
- 2010s love Songs, and songs about unrequited love/heartbreak
(Just The Way You Are, Call Me Maybe, Damn Good Friends, Heartbeat Heartbreak - Persona 4, Bye Bye Bye)
- Songs about creativity, imagination and the mind
(Creativity Song - DHMIS, Imagination - Foster the People, Songs by Imagine Dragons, Memory Lane)
- Songs about perfection, as well as nothingness
(Perfect - Ed Sheeran, Dollhouse, Pretty Hurts, Perfect Two, everything means nothing)

ミラクルミュージカル - Dream Sweet In Sea Major (The Mind)
Toby Fox - Into the Mind (The Mind)
Passenger - Let Her Go (2010+ Love Songs, Heartbreak)
The Neighbourhood - Sweater Weather (2010+ Love Songs)
Train - 50 Ways to Say Goodbye (2010+ Love Songs, Heartbreak)
Blue October - Into the Ocean (The Mind, Romantic Partners)
Coldplay - Paradise (Imagination)
Ezra Furman & The Harpoons - The Worm In The Apple (Creativity)

A Sweet Paradise in Mind

a song about a manager who has read 3000 books, but only wants to talk about one.

this is a remix of a kitboga stream: www.twitch.tv/kitboga

The Secret (ft. Kitboga)

hey gang! i was in a fervor last night so i made this art and i decided to make a track to. its not for anything, but its a tournament style team up of the Connection Lost pumpkin from The Boys Are Back in Town (to kill you) and the You Are An Idiot! Virus. yeah
SOURCELIST?
-Music by or sampled by JerryTerry
-Web-based horror
-Computers and communication devices
-Viruses and Glitches, as well as Webcore/Y2Kcore

SOURCES IN TRACK:
Machine Girl - GHOST [Webcore]
Thin Lizzy - The Boys Are Back In Town [JerryTerry]
JerryTerry - Kiss Me (Kill Me) [JerryTerry, Web Horror]
Sonic Drowning [Web Horror]
You Are An Idiot song [Viruses]

ANSWERING MACHINE

marble soda is def my most popular tfa track and its one of my favourites ive made for the tourney, though it was very rough around the edges. i decided to remake it and smooth some things out (and also i removed pewdiepie)

(note that this is, at parts, based on "Marble Soda 2" from awesome for another day)

songs used:
Y2K & bbno$ - Lalala (Tik Tok)
Shawn Wasabi - Marble Soda (Animation memes (this source existed when the track was made and tiktok wasnt nerfed))
Ke$ha - Your Love Is My Drug (Ke$ha)
iLOVEFRiDAY - MiA KHALiFA (Tik Tok)
Soulja Boy Tell'em - Pretty Boy Swag (Tik Tok)
Joji - SLOW DANCING IN THE DARK (Tik Tok)
Pitbull ft. Ke$ha - Timber (Ke$ha)
Sean Kingston - Beautiful Girls (Tik Tok)
CMTEN - NEVER MET! (100 Gecs Remix)(Tik Tok)
Dawin ft. R City - Bikini Body (Animation memes)
Kesha - Little Bit Of Love (Ke$ha)
Jack Stauber - Buttercup (Tik Tok)

Marble Soda (Remake)

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/xinos1 / https://soundcloud.com/bloss0m-music
Art by: @pinewithsun (https://twitter.com/PineWSun)
Character Represented: Comedy & Tragedy

Yee-ha! Comedy, the clown, and Tragedy, aka cowboypensive, have arrived. With the quickest hands in the West, and years of experience in theater, I reckon this clownin' crew is worth your while. Vote for Comedy & Tragedy if you're a fan of the wild west, circuses, or showtunes!

Sourcelist:
- Theater related sources (Battleblock Theater, songs from Broadway Musicals such as Hamilton, Dear Evan Hansen, Wicked, etc.)
- Songs relating to circuses/clowns (Entry of The Gladiators, THE WORLD REVOLVING, songs from Spark The Electric Jester, etc.)
- Country music and music related to cowboys/the wild west (Old Town Road by Lil Nas X, Ram Ranch by Grant MacDonald, Southern Nights by Glen Campbell, etc.)

Songs used:
Sonic Mania - Mirage Saloon Zone Act 2 (Rogue's Gallery) (Cowboys/Wild West)

Mirage Saloon Act 2 (Rogues Gallery)

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/xinos1 / https://soundcloud.com/bloss0m-music
Art by: @pinewithsun (https://twitter.com/PineWSun)
Character Represented: Comedy & Tragedy

Yee-ha! Comedy, the clown, and Tragedy, aka cowboypensive, have arrived. With the quickest hands in the West, and years of experience in theater, I reckon this clownin' crew is worth your while. Vote for Comedy & Tragedy if you're a fan of the wild west, circuses, or showtunes!

Sourcelist:
- Theater related sources (Battleblock Theater, songs from Broadway Musicals such as Hamilton, Dear Evan Hansen, Wicked, etc.)
- Songs relating to circuses/clowns (Entry of The Gladiators, THE WORLD REVOLVING, songs from Spark The Electric Jester, etc.)
- Country music and music related to cowboys/the wild west (Old Town Road by Lil Nas X, Ram Ranch by Grant MacDonald, Southern Nights by Glen Campbell, etc.)

Songs used:
Grant MacDonald - Ram Ranch (Cowboy/Wild West)
Ennio Morricone - The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly (Cowboy/Wild West)
Julius Fučík - Entry of the Gladiators (Circus/Clown)
Lil Nas X - Old Town Road (Cowboy/Wild West)

EPIC cowboys™️

Character Represented: Bec Noir
Art by: ragnarok (twitter.com/fuckingRagnarok)

Everybody flip the fuck out, because Homestuck's very own Bec Noir will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! He's not only looking for victory, but he's looking for blood. The already bloodthirsty Jack Noir's rage only got worse when infused with a godlike dog designed to be the perfect being, but beneath all the animalistic aggression, he will always be the classy leader of The Midnight Crew at heart. Vote Bec Noir for tracks featuring dogs, tracks from Homestuck, tracks in the genre of swing, and of course; tracks about mafia and gangs.

Sources:
- Songs from Homestuck and its spinoffs (Showtime, Walk - Stab - Walk, Black, Oppa Toby Style, Flare, MeGaLovania, etc.)
- Songs related to gangs the mafia (Pump by Valentino Khan, Gucci Gang, Gangsta's Paradise, Don’t You Worry Child by Swedish House Mafia, etc.)
- Songs in the genre of ragtime/swing (Cuphead Soundtrack, I Can’t Decide, Other Friends, etc.)
- Songs related to dogs (Dogsong, Nintendogs OST, Who Let The Dogs Out, etc.)

Songs used:
Toby Fox - Black (Homestuck)
Eddie Morton - I'm A Member of the Midnight Crew (Homestuck/Swing)
Baha Men - Who Let The Dogs Out  (Dog)
Toby Fox - Oppa Toby Style (Homestuck)
Toby Fox - Dogsong  (Dog)
Valentino Khan - Pump (Mafia/Gangs)

[S] Bec Noir: Let The Dog Out

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/xinos1 / https://soundcloud.com/bloss0m-music
Art by: https://bsky.app/profile/teleportato.bsky.social
Character Represented: Pufferfish

Eugh! After being rejected from Another Unnecessary Tournament for being disrespectful and toxic, Pufferfish has finally found a home here in Par Airlines. Representing all of his "friends" from the sea, vote Pufferfish for an abundance of fun, fish-themed tracks!

Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments 
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games 
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures 
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence 
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
BlackY - Seaside Dream(Water-Based Environments)
Splatoon - Calamari Inkantation (Sea Creatures)

Seaside Dream

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/theguys-spicy-soundclown
Render by: https://twitter.com/TVGhost__ , https://twitter.com/babybowser101
Teaser Image: https://twitter.com/telepotato
Characters Represented: Half Human, Half Machine

Who's been bad mouthing Fazbear Entertainment? Though you can't see them behind the screen, these man-made objects are now infused with the rotting remains of the men behind their creation. It's been so long since these relics from the 80s have seen the light of day, and we are happy to feature these creepy cyborg creatures in Temporary Flight Attendant! YOU CAN'T win them, they can't be beat, and even if you managed to overcome them, they'll always come back. Vote Half Human, Half Machine to reminisce upon a time where Five Night's At Freddy's was well liked, to reminisce upon classic arcade gaming, and to give a Lemon Demon rep another shot at victory!

Sources:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Songs used:
The Living Tombstone - Die in a Fire (FNAF 3)
Lemon Demon - When He Died 
Lemon Demon - Spiral of Ants
Lemon Demon - Cabinet Man
Lemon Demon - Sweet Bod
The Living Tombstone - Got No Time (FNAF 4)
The Living Tombstone - Five Nights at Freddy's (FNAF 1)

Thumbnail Sourcelist:
Ending - Fazbear Pizzaria Simulator (FNAF)
Bad Ending - FNAF 3 (FNAF)
Crying Children (FNAF)
Mouth Sounds (Album Cover) (Mouth)
Mouth Dreams (Album Cover) (Mouth)
Goosebumps - Lemon Demon (Neil)
I Am Become Christmas (Album Cover) (Neil)
Spirit Phone (Album Cover) / System Maintenance (FNAF 3) (FNAF/Neil)
The Puppet Cameo (FNAF/Mouth)
Ixion - Sega Electronics (80/90's Arcade)
Sonic The Fighters - Character Select (80/90's Arcade)
Sonic The Fighters - Aurora Icefield (80/90's Arcade)
CRT Monitor Effects (Semi-Offsource; FNAF and 80/90's Arcade)

Cabinet Fire

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/xinos1 / https://soundcloud.com/bloss0m-music
Art by: ragnarok (twitter.com/fuckingRagnarok)
Character Represented: Bec Noir

Everybody flip the fuck out, because Homestuck's very own Bec Noir will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! He's not only looking for victory, but he's looking for blood. The already bloodthirsty Jack Noir's rage only got worse when infused with a godlike dog designed to be the perfect being, but beneath all the animalistic aggression, he will always be the classy leader of The Midnight Crew at heart. Vote Bec Noir for tracks featuring dogs, tracks from Homestuck, tracks in the genre of swing, and of course; tracks about mafia and gangs.

Sources:
- Songs from Homestuck and its spinoffs (Showtime, Walk - Stab - Walk, Black, Oppa Toby Style, Flare, MeGaLovania, etc.)
- Songs related to gangs the mafia (Pump by Valentino Khan, Gucci Gang, Gangsta's Paradise, Don’t You Worry Child by Swedish House Mafia, etc.)
- Songs in the genre of ragtime/swing (Cuphead Soundtrack, I Can’t Decide, Other Friends, etc.)
- Songs related to dogs (Dogsong, Nintendogs OST, Who Let The Dogs Out, etc.)

Songs used:
Toby Fox - Do The Homestuck (Homestuck)
Toby Fox - Black (Homestuck)

Do The Homestuck (Ft. Dave Strider)

Track by: Deadhand#5384
Art by: Deadhand#5384
Character Represented: Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐

Something Awful has found its away into the tournament. In the earlier years of meme culture, the feared Zalgo enjoyed corrupting comics and forums, twisting them into disturbing content. However, as users grew I̷͗̆G̴͍̊N̷̐̐Ō̶͂R̵̎͘A̶̐͝N̴̼͠T̵̑̓ and less afraid of Zalgo's abilities, It slowly lost notoriety, and without the ability to spread panic, Zalgo itself could no longer spread. Zalgo spent its last days in a Garfield comic, as it saw Garfield's lethargic nature as a retirement plan of sorts. As Zalgo's abilities festered within the comic, it slowly began to twist into something awful. The remains of Zalgo eventually infused with the lazy cat, birthing Gorefield.
As Gorefield gained notoriety, Zalgo was born again, now one with the entity it used to rest. Please welcome Zalgar to Temporary Flight Attendant!
Vote for this lasagna-loving elder god to S̷̒̈E̶̡̐E̸͐͘ ̵̓͌T̷́́H̷͒̔E̶̛̽ ̵͒̂W̶̨̎Ò̴̏R̴̉̎L̷̉͌D̵̋͝ ̶̲͠T̴̂̏H̶́͋Ė̴̕ ̶̈̌W̵͑̽A̷̿͝Y̵̽͆ ̸́̌I̴͛͋ ̵͑̚D̷̿̐O̷̧̍

Sources:
- Music relating the Horror genre/popular creepy moments in media (Silent Hill OST, Coraline OST, Lisa: The Painful OST, Porky Means Business from Earthbound, etc.)
- Songs related to popular creepypasta/ARGs (Sweet Dreams by The Eurythmics, Lavender Town, Hill from Sonic.EXE, songs relating Slenderman, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, etc.)
- Songs related to cats, lethargy and t̷h̵e̵ ̷G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶ (Nyan Cat, songs from Battlecats, Keyboard Cat, The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars, etc.)
- Songs relating Mondays, Fridays and the weekend (Music by The Weeknd, Manic Monday by The Bangles, Friday by Rebecca Black, Lazing on A Sunday Afternoon by Queen, etc.)

Songs used:
The Weeknd - The Hills Have Eyes (The Weekend)
Sally.exe - Hill (Creepypasta)
Minecraft - Disc 11 (Creepypasta)

The Hill Has Eyes

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/gnirob
Art by: https://soundcloud.com/trans-rights
Character Represented: Fancypants

Impossible! Fancypants, the sticky sensation we all know and love, will be joining Temporary Flight Attendant! Straight out of Squigglevile, his home is in danger. The brave two-dimensional traveller is Running out of time, as his entire world may cease to exist in only a few months. Armed with his trusty pencil, Fancypants wishes to bring his home to us, cause he's not going anywhere, and won't go down without a fight. His close friends over at Flipnote Studio have already fallen to time and technology, and he holds their wisdom close even to this day; he will never be afraid again, and he will keep on fighting till the end. With his trusty pencil drawn, Fancypants will NOT be erased, and he'll bring his friends back, from Flash and Flipnote alike. Will he win The World's Hardest competition? You decide.

Sources:
- Songs from Flash games of any era (Run, VVVVVV, Super Smash Flash, TBOI, etc.)
- Songs commonly used/popular on Flipnote (Do You Like Waffles?, I Can Walk On Water, Harder Better Faster, etc.)
- Songs related to stick figures (Stick Fight: The Game, original music by Saster, etc.)
- Songs related to arts & crafts (Creativity song from Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared, Snipperclips)

Songs used:
snayk - growing on me (Flash source)
ParagonX9 - Chaoz Fantasy (Flash source)
Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger (Flipnote source)
Dick Figures: The Movie OST (Nick Keller) - Paris Pursuit (Stick Figures source)

Growing Fantasy

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/theguys-spicy-soundclown
Art by: https://soundcloud.com/trans-rights
Character Represented: Fancypants

Impossible! Fancypants, the sticky sensation we all know and love, will be joining Temporary Flight Attendant! Straight out of Squigglevile, his home is in danger. The brave two-dimensional traveller is Running out of time, as his entire world may cease to exist in only a few months. Armed with his trusty pencil, Fancypants wishes to bring his home to us, cause he's not going anywhere, and won't go down without a fight. His close friends over at Flipnote Studio have already fallen to time and technology, and he holds their wisdom close even to this day; he will never be afraid again, and he will keep on fighting till the end. With his trusty pencil drawn, Fancypants will NOT be erased, and he'll bring his friends back, from Flash and Flipnote alike. Will he win The World's Hardest competition? You decide.

Sources:
- Songs from Flash games of any era (Run, VVVVVV, Super Smash Flash, TBOI, etc.)
- Songs commonly used/popular on Flipnote (Do You Like Waffles?, I Can Walk On Water, Harder Better Faster, etc.)
- Songs related to stick figures (Stick Fight: The Game, original music by Saster, etc.)
- Songs related to arts & crafts (Creativity song from Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared, Snipperclips)

Songs used:
Grass Happy Loop - FancyPants Adventure (Flash)
Gonna Fly Now - Impossible Quiz (Flash)
Paralyzer - Finger Eleven [OFFSOURCE]
Bad Romance - Lady Gaga [OFFSOURCE]
Funky Music =B - Red Ball (Flash)
Title Theme - Duck Life 4 (Flash)
Notdoppler Theme (Flash)
Various I of It, FancyPants Adventure, and Impossible Quiz SFX (Flash)

Blammed Romance

Track by: Vincent Mashups (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDTHZCJJETSrFmoU9iZFPtw)
Art by: twitter.com/TVGhost__
Characters Represented: Markiplier

Alright, he's in. Hello everybody, his name is Markiplier, the YouTube gamer and fearless entertainer himself, and he is now competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! This smooth criminal has past experience in the great Heist with Markiplier, and with his arsenal of gamer and crime related sources, he'll steal the show and take your hearts alike! Will this villain number one make it all the way to fuckin' victory town, or is he something best left forgotten? Just like before, YOU get to decide, because YOU are epic!

Sources:
- Songs by or featuring usually non-music oriented YouTubers (THE MUFFIN SONG by Schmoyoho, Bitch Lasagna by Pewdiepie, I’m Something Else by SomeThingElseYT, etc.)
- Music used as outros, intros, or BGM by popular YouTubers (H3H3 Theme Song, Science Blaster from Game Theory, 145 Poodles from Vsauce, etc.)
- Songs relating to crime or undercover infiltration (Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson, GTA San Andreas Main Theme, the Metal Gear Solid franchise, Persona 5, etc.)

Songs used:
TheOdd1sOut & BoyInABand - Life Is Fun (YouTuber Song)
Spongebob - 'Put The Money In The Bag' (Crime)
Various Markiplier SFX 
GTA San Andreas - Main Theme (Crime)
Juice WRLD (rest in peace, thank you for everything) - Robbery (Crime)
Game Theory - Science Blaster (YouTuber Intro)
FantomenK - Goodbye Summer, Hello Winter (YouTuber Intro)
MatPat - 'But Hey, That's Just A Theory. A Game Theory!' (YouTuber)

Crime Is Fun

VOTES ARE NOW CLOSED. RESULTS ARE SHOWN HERE!
https://soundcloud.com/par-airlines2/r1-m1-results
THANK YOU FOR FLYING WITH PAR AIRLINES.
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DJ Creepa: "What's a few quills compared to sentient time bomb? You don't scare me, neutral mob!"
Pufferfish: "Eugh. Augh." ("Your game has been ruined by Reddit. You won't catch me playing it.")
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Art by: @e-twoup
Characters represented: DJ Creepa, Pufferfish

DJ Creepa's sourcelist:
- Songs relating Minecraft, such as Minecraft fantracks, parodies, and songs used in popular Minecraft parodies (Take Back The Night, Last Friday Night, Hypixel soundtrack, etc.)
- Songs frequently used by Minecraft YouTubers (Royalty Free Kevin Macleod Music due to Machinama, Super Mario RPG thanks to FitMC, etc.)
- Songs related to explosions (Boom Clap, Dynamite, Boom Boom Pow, Bomb Omb Battlefield, etc.)
- Songs by or featuring Dan Bull (Creeper Rap, GOOSE ON THE LOOSE, Fortnite Rap, etc.)

Pufferfish's Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
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Both: 
Get the fuck out of my room, I'm playing Minecraft! (Toxicity/Minecraft)

Pufferfish:
Britney Spears - Toxic (Toxicity/Virulence)

DJ Creepa:
Dan Bull - MINECRAFT CREEPER RAP (Dan Bull/Minecraft)
CaptainSparklez ft. TryHardNinja - Revenge (Minecraft)
Minecraft - Noteblock SFX 
Minecraft - Creeper SFX

(R1 - M1) DUEL! Gone Fishin'

Track by: @cinnamn
Art by: @evkem
Character represented: Garry Modulate

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My g My g My g My god, could that be...? Yes, Garry Modulate, the shape-shifting star of GMod, will be starring in Temporary Flight Attendant! He's been a prop in many Valve games: Half-Life, Half-Life 2: Episode 1, Half-Life 2: Episode 2, Half-Life... uh... that's it, but no matter! He certainly has varied sources, from games known for glitches, Valve games, and modded content overall! Garry has set out to win quickly, at least quicker than it'll take get that damn beverage machine working!

Sources:
-Songs from notoriously glitchy games (Super Mario 64, Sonic 06, Big Rigs, Goat Simulator, etc.)
-Modding related sources (Terraria Calamity Mod, The Binding of Isaac: Antibirth, Minecraft: Twilight Forest, Minecraft: Aether 2, Pokémon Clover, etc.)
-Music from or relating to video games developed by Valve (Songs from/relating franchises such as Team Fortress, Portal, Half Life, DOTA, Left 4 Dead, etc.)
-Music used in or made for popular SFM animations (how to climb a tree by Tipsy Duck, This Way That - Mario Party 2 used in Duck Shoes by an0nymooose, STARSTRUKK used in Nice Legs by an0nymooose, etc.)

Songs used:
Gustaf Tivander - Goat Simulator Main Theme
Goat screaming SFX
Cold - Rico Nasty and Kenny Beats (OFFSOURCE)

This Goat Needs Anger Management

Track by: @cactusteam
Characters Represented: King Slime

King Slime has awoken! Hailing from the Terraria series, this big blue ball of royal gel is here to represent his kind. Slimes may not be the strongest species, far from it, but their immense strength comes in numbers. The king believes that his people, no, common enemies as a whole have been disregarded for far too long, and he sees it as his mission to give all the low level enemies and early game bosses the voice they deserve! Vote for King Slime for tracks featuring songs from sandbox games, Terraria tracks, primary enemy battle themes, and primary/early game boss themes.

Sources:
- Songs from Terraria and The Calamity Extra Music Mod (Boss 1, Corruption, Moonlord, Playing With Firepower, It Sees Everything, etc.)
- Songs from games in the Sandbox genre (Starbound, Rimworld, Lego Worlds, Don't Starve, etc.)
- Generic enemy and generic boss themes (Battle! Wild Pokemon, Come on Again! From Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga, Enemy Approaching from UNDERTALE, etc.)
- Songs related to royalty, ninjas and the color blue (ASGORE, Dancing Queen by ABBA, Blue by Eiffel 65, Katana Zero OST, etc.)

Songs used:
Billie Eilish - You Should See Me In A Crown (Royalty)
Terraria OST - Moon Lord (Terraria)
Terraria OST - Boss 2 (Terraria)
Various Terraria VFX (Terraria)

The Moon Lord's Crown

Character Represented: TiKToK

Disappointed after losing an unnamed competition we're 100% sure you totally haven't heard of, Kesha decided to drop her career as a musician and instead, make videos on TikTok. It was pathetic, but now she's back, and to our surprise, she's a lot stronger. The immeasurable power she gained while on the platform manifested into a stand,「TIK TOK」. Whether this duo is a hit, or a miss, will be decided by this tournament.

Sourcelist:
-Songs used in popular TIKTOK dances or trends in general [NO OVERLAP] (MiA KHALiFA by iLOVEFRIDAY, No Mercy Buttercup by Jack Stauber, Flamingo, etc.)
-Songs by or featuring Kesha (TiK ToK, Timber, Right Round, etc.)
-Songs related to partying (Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO, We like to Party by Vengaboys, Party in The USA by Miley Cyrus, Songs from Party Hard, etc.)
-Songs used in the "Social Media Personified" series/other videos by ThisIsFrog (U Got That by Halogen, Hot Milk by Snail's House, God's Plan by Drake, Can I Get A Witness by SonReal, etc.)

Songs used:
Billie Eilish - bad guy (TiKToK Trend)
Kesha - Cannibal (TiKToK Trend/Kesha's discography)

i'll be your animal

Character Represented: TiKToK

Once again, Kesha found herself losing round one. Alongside love from their fans, she faced a lot of hate, even with her new teammate who brought so much more to the table by her side...
Though despite the circumstances, they never let any of this get them down. They never cried, never felt as if they failed, in fact the team LAUGHED. "Fuck the haters," they say, "if they don't want us, then who's really losing here?"  
Unlike some contestants, they never said anything rude about their rivals who bested them. "At least we can take the L."
All in all, it was fun while it lasted. Thank you, TiKToK. For everything. 

Sourcelist:
-Songs used in popular TIKTOK dances or trends in general [NO OVERLAP] (MiA KHALiFA by iLOVEFRIDAY, No Mercy Buttercup by Jack Stauber, Flamingo, etc.)
-Songs by or featuring Kesha (TiK ToK, Timber, Right Round, etc.)
-Songs related to partying (Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO, We like to Party by Vengaboys, Party in The USA by Miley Cyrus, Songs from Party Hard, etc.)
-Songs used in the "Social Media Personified" series/other videos by ThisIsFrog (U Got That by Halogen, Hot Milk by Snail's House, God's Plan by Drake, Can I Get A Witness by SonReal, etc.)

Songs used:
Sub Urban - Cradles (TiKToK Trend)
Kesha - Cannibal (Kesha's discography)
Y2K/bbno$ - Lalala (TiKToK Trend)
Sean Kingston - Beautiful Girls (TiKToK Trend)
iLOVEFRiDAY - MiA KHALiFA (TiKToK Trend)
KYRPTO9095 - Whoa (TiKToK Trend)
Kesha - Die Young (Kesha's discography)
Jack Stauber (MixAndMash Cover) - Buttercup
Kesha - TiKToK (Kesha's discography)

YOUR LOSS! 😂😹

Track by: @cactusteam
Characters Represented: Q̶u̶e̶e̶n̶ King Slime

King Slime has awoken! Hailing from the Terraria series, this big blue ball of royal gel is here to represent his kind. Slimes may not be the strongest species, far from it, but their immense strength comes in numbers. The king believes that his people, no, common enemies as a whole have been disregarded for far too long, and he sees it as his mission to give all the low level enemies and early game bosses the voice they deserve! Vote for King Slime for tracks featuring songs from sandbox games, Terraria tracks, primary enemy battle themes, and primary/early game boss themes.

Sources:
- Songs from Terraria and The Calamity Extra Music Mod (Boss 1, Corruption, Moonlord, Playing With Firepower, It Sees Everything, etc.)
- Songs from games in the Sandbox genre (Starbound, Rimworld, Lego Worlds, Don't Starve, etc.)
- Generic enemy and generic boss themes (Battle! Wild Pokemon, Come on Again! From Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga, Enemy Approaching from UNDERTALE, etc.)
- Songs related to royalty, ninjas and the color blue (ASGORE, Dancing Queen by ABBA, Blue by Eiffel 65, Katana Zero OST, etc.)

Songs used:
Jazmin Bean - Princess Castle (Royalty)
Terraria OST - Queen Slime (Terraria, Royalty)
Terraria OST - The Hallow (Terraria)
Terraria OST - Underground Hallow (Terraria)
Various Terraria SFX (Terraria)

Sparkling Hallowed Queen

Made this track for the Mashup Week server's cool weekly mashup contest, HOUR OF MASH! The theme in this was TIME, and I may have uh. Gone a bit far with it.

cool album with all the ppls submissions: https://theguy.bandcamp.com/album/hour-of-mash-time

SOURCES:
It's Time to DUEL! 
Jamiroquai - Time Won't Wait 
Britney Spears - Hit Me Baby One More Time
Jack Stauber - Two Time
Animal Crossing: New Horizons OST - 3AM (time of day)
All-American Rejects - Gives You Hell (I wake up every morning)
Ke$ha - Tik Tok (clocks)
Nine Days - Absolutely (band name is time)
Daft Punk - One More Time
RWBY OST - This Will Be the Day (day is a time)
Ingrid Michaelson - Time Machine
Talking Heads - Once in a Lifetime
Owl City ft. Carly Rae Jepsen - Good Time
Green Day - Basket Case (Do you have the time?)
Dan Bull - Creeper Rap (Tick, tock, tick, tock)
Barenaked Ladies - One Week (unit of time)
Rent OST - Seasons of Love (seasons is a time)
High School Musical 3 OST - Now or Never (16, 16 Minutes)
Lemon Demon - Lifetime Acheivement Award
Doctor Who "Timey Wimey" Speech
Brian David Gilbert's "Time Break" Speech
ZA WARUDO (he stoppa the time)
MC Hammer - U Can't Touch This (Stop, Hammer time!)
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure OST - Il Vento D'oro (Offsource)
A Hat in Time OST - Clock Towers Beneath the Sea (clock AND time)
Doki Doki Literature Club OST - Your Reality (Every day...)
Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared - TIME
Oasis - Wonderwall (Today is gonna be the day)
Iyaz - Replay (Nanana na everyday)
It's Time to Stop!
Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Offsource)
Smash Bros Announcer - "TIME!"

also follow my 2nd account im almost out of minutes and gonna be transferring there soon: https://soundcloud.com/demionbrisk

It's About Time

https://soundcloud.com/par-airlines4/r3-m1-results
THANK YOU FOR FLYING WITH PAR AIRLINES. HOWEVER, YOU CHEATERS CAN CONSUME MY ROBOTIC BEHIND.
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CABINET MAN: "THE I OF IT. DOT YOUR 'I'S, AND CROSS YOUR 'T'S, MY DEAR. YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT WE'RE DISCOVERING."

FANCYPANTS: "Freddy Fazbear's Pizza? I'll be staying true to Papa Louie, thank you very much! I'm in it for him, no, for ALL of my friends... so good luck, ya robot weirdos, 'cause I got a destiny to fulfill, and I will keep on fighting till I die."

SPRINGTRAP: "Pathetic, absolutely pitiful... you truly believe that winning this tournament will delay your fate? Your so-called destiny is nothing but hopeful ignorance. God doesn't care about justice, or what's right or wrong... God just likes to watch interesting things happen, I would know, I would know..."
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Art by: https://twitter.com/ragnamalamity (Sketch/Line art) & https://twitter.com/AquaPixelStuff (Digitalization)
[Posters were submitted by various team members, and will likely be compiled in high quality/credited] 
Characters represented: Fancypants | Half Human, Half Machine

Fancypants' sourcelist:
- Songs from Flash games of any era (Run, VVVVVV, Super Smash Flash, TBOI, etc.)
- Songs commonly used/popular on Flipnote (Do You Like Waffles?, I Can Walk On Water, Harder Better Faster, etc.)
- Songs related to stick figures (Stick Fight: The Game, original music by Saster, etc.)
- Songs related to arts & crafts (Creativity song from Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared, songs from the Paper Mario franchise, etc.)

Half Human, Half Machine's Sourcelist
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Songs used:
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Both:
Lemon Demon - The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny (Flash/Neil Cicierega)
Eminem - My Name Is (Flipnote memes/Songs used in Mouth)

Fancypants:
THIS IS SPARTA! Clip (Classic flash animations/Flipnote meme)
Sporty-O - Let Me Hit It (Flipnote memes)
Green Day - Boulevard of Broken Dreams (Flipnote memes)
LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem (Flipnote Meme)
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door - Doopliss Battle (Arts & Crafts)
Iyaz - Replay (Flipnote Memes)
Parry Grip - Nom Nom Nom (Flipnote Memes)
Green Day - Basket Case (Flipnote Memes)
Bill Conti - Gonna Fly Now (Flash games, The Impossible Quiz theme)
Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger (Flipnote Memes/Neil Cicierega, was used in Mouth Sounds, but Fancypants get priority)
Sub0ru - Sub0ru Theme Be Like (Stick Figures, SasterDaStickMan LOL)
Parry Grip - Do You Like Waffles? (Flipnote Memes)


Half Human, Half Machine:
Nine Days - Absolutely (Songs used in Mouth)
Neil Cicierega - Wow Wow (Mouth Moods/Neil Cicierega)
SMiLE.dk - Butterfly (Arcade Gaming, Dance Dance Revolution)
Lemon Demon - Touchtone Telephone (Neil Cicierega)
Tay Zonday - Chocolate Rain (Songs used in Mouth)
Lemon Demon - My Trains (Neil Cicierega)
Donkey Kong - Hammer (Arcade)
Lemon Demon - Cabinet Man (take a guess)
Griffinilla - Stay Calm (FNaF)
Potter Puppet Pals - Mysterious Ticking Noise (Neil Cicierega)
Lemon Demon - Sweet Bod (Neil Cicierega)
Smash Mouth - All Star (Mouth)
The Living Tombstone - Die In A Fire (FNaF)
Men At Work - Who Can It Be Now? (Songs used in Mouth)

(R3 - M1) DUEL! My Name is Springtrap ~ The Joy of Creation

Shamelessly inspired by:
https://soundcloud.com/user-295549350/neil-cicierega-who
https://soundcloud.com/mashup-week-tournament/what
[ Please check these tracks out if you haven't already! ]

Sources:
- "Where's Perry?" (Phineas and Ferb)
- "Damn, Son, Where'd You Find This?" (Montage Parodies)
- "Where Are Your Fingers?" (VSauce)
- Where Da Hood At
- Bury A Friend
- Cotton-Eyed Joe
- I Need A Hero
- Where Are U Now
- Spiral of Ants
- No-Eyed Girl
- Where In The World is Carmen Sandiego?
- Where Is The Love
- How To Save A Life
- Just Dance
- The Room Where It Happens
- California Gurls
- Where Do You Go?
- Paradise City
- Where Have You Been
- Pompeii
- Shape Of You

Art By: Bowser#7205 on Discord

Where

[This is a dual track, not a duel track. This is simply a collaboration, and does not confirm nor deny bracket placements.]
Track by: @skerpentine2
Art by: https://bsky.app/profile/teleportato.bsky.social, Anonymous
Characters Represented: Pufferfish, TiKToK

Pufferfish's Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

TiKToK's sourcelist:
-Songs used in popular TIKTOK dances or trends in general [NO OVERLAP] (MiA KHALiFA by iLOVEFRIDAY, No Mercy Buttercup by Jack Stauber, Flamingo, etc.)
-Songs by or featuring Kesha (TiK ToK, Timber, Right Round, etc.)
-Songs related to partying (Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO, We like to Party by Vengaboys, Party in The USA by Miley Cyrus, Songs from Party Hard, etc.)
-Songs used in the "Social Media Personified" series/other videos by ThisIsFrog (U Got That by Halogen, Hot Milk by Snail's House, God's Plan by Drake, Can I Get A Witness by SonReal, etc.)

Songs used:
Both:
Rucka Rucka Ali - GINGER [Timber Parody] (Songs by or featuring Kesha/Toxic Parody)

Pufferfish:
Pink Guy - STFU (Toxicity)
Ween - Ocean Man (Ocean/Sea Creatures cause funny SpongeBob)
Super Mario Bros. - Underwater Theme [Brawl Remix] (Water Levels)

TiKToK:
Arizona Zervas - ROXANNE (Songs used in popular TikTok dances or trends)
Pitbull ft. Kesha - Timber (Songs by or featuring Kesha)

TOXANNE

A weird experiment of sorts. This isn't the best mastering I've ever done, but it's serviceable (I hope).

Duran Duran - Girls on Film
De La Soul - A Roller Skating Jam Named Saturdays
New Order - Blue Monday

Monday

(This project has been cancelled indefinitely, please check out our archives here!: @par-airlines @par-airlines3 @par-airlines4 @par-airlines5 @par-airlines6)
 
Temporary Flight Attendant is a Mashup Week/KFAD inspired tournament run by Par Airlines, fit with 16 characters and a losers bracket. Join our Discord server here for more info! discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

If you would like to contribute a song, please contact us on the Discord server!

(Graphic design used in our profile picture was done by @yaysmile, the same talented creator of @autourney, you can find a link to their account alongside many other team members down below!)

The Moon Lord's Crown

Temporary Flight Attendant: First Class ARCHIVE 2