Art by: Lazer Chicken
Characters Represented: Half Human, Half Machine

Who's been bad mouthing Fazbear Entertainment? Though you can't see them behind the screen, these man-made objects are now infused with the rotting remains of the men behind their creation. It's been so long since these relics from the 80s have seen the light of day, and we are happy to feature these creepy cyborg creatures in Temporary Flight Attendant! YOU CAN'T win them, they can't be beat, and even if you managed to overcome them, they'll always come back. Vote Half Human, Half Machine to reminisce upon a time where Five Night's At Freddy's was well liked, to reminisce upon classic arcade gaming, and to give a Lemon Demon rep another shot at victory!

Sources:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Songs used:
Mandopony - Survive The Night (FNaF)
Lemon Demon - Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Lemon Demon - Reaganomics
Lemon Demon - Cabinet Man
Lemon Demon - Aurora Borealis 
Lemon Demon - Touch-Tone Telephone

Ultimate Custom Night Of Ultimate Destiny

is chrima ♥︎

☆彡彡 bio ミミ☆

name ~ David

pronouns ~ he/they

gender ~ male(🏳️‍⚧️)

sexuality ~ gay(mlm)

age ~ im a highschooler

height ~ im gigantanormous(5'4")

partner ~ MY BOYFRIEND almost a year now!!! 

hobbies ~ Marching Band(clarinet player), art, theatre, writing, music, being a 6ft nonchalant dreadhead, probably other things but I forgot

✧༺✦✮✦༻∞ idk what to put here ∞༺✦✮✦༻✧

fun fact about me: 
in 7th grade my history teacher hated that I drew during her class so much so that if I even had a paper that wasn't hers on my desk I'd get in trouble.. so on every assignment she gave me I always drew a full artwork on it and still turned them in on time.(I also passed the class with ease) 

a list of hyperfixations(it doesn't matter if it isn't current it's always there it's jus buried away until someone awakens it like an ancient beast): 

ULTRAKILL
Miitopia
Metal Gear Solid
The Legend of Zelda
South Park 
Generation Loss
Dead End: Paranormal Park
hatsune miku 
aggressive feminism
fnaf 
AMERICAN HISTORY😍😍😍😍
Taylor Swift(yes I'm a swiftie) 
Dialtown
Minecraft
Band
Hotline Miami
TF2
Lethal Company 
Werewolves
Splatoon
my collection of Disney world 50th anniversary bottles
OLD MUSIC LIKE FROM THE 1920s AND VINTAGE JAZZ
anything really

words I like for no specific reason: 

pomygranite 

requiem

mela(it means apple in Italian) 

skibussy

goob

chokowski

fondled

likewise

jizz



here's some bands I like: 

mcr(I'm Gerard way) 
Bauhaus
souxsie and the banshees
Christian death
sublime
Deftones
the cure 
weezer 💙

and some artists: 
Taylor swift(shocking I know) 
Tyler, the creator 
Frank ocean 
Frank Sinatra 
Billie eillish 
salvia palth
maebi

shout out to lil taintt who tragically retired due to IBS, scoliosis, and amnesia 💔💔💔

here's a random flex(not really I'm just a big nerd) : 

I have an original liquid snake figurine from back when mgs first came out(is it vintage or not someone please tell me)


please don't go dumping your religion on me or go forcing anybody to believe want u believe, it's not cool. just let people exist 🫶🫶🫶🫶
(coming from a satanist btw love u take care) 

i may add more but be wary for I am not very active
on this app

PFP NY ME ✌️✌️✌️✌️

FOLLOW ME ON AUDIOMACK PLEASE IT WOULD MEAN A LOT TO ME!!! 
MY ARTIST NAME IS riptide AND MY @ IS @riptiide

https://audiomack.com/riptiide

(This project has been cancelled indefinitely, please check out our archives here!: @par-airlines @par-airlines3 @par-airlines4 @par-airlines5 @par-airlines6)
 
Temporary Flight Attendant is a Mashup Week/KFAD inspired tournament run by Par Airlines, fit with 16 characters and a losers bracket. Join our Discord server here for more info! discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

If you would like to contribute a song, please contact us on the Discord server!

(Graphic design used in our profile picture was done by @yaysmile, the same talented creator of @autourney, you can find a link to their account alongside many other team members down below!)

Liquid Snake enthusiast

"Wow. This Laura person is a menace why would she do that..." - alextheweirdman

Ultimate Custom Night Of Ultimate Destiny

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