Art by: Lazer Chicken
Characters Represented: Half Human, Half Machine

Who's been bad mouthing Fazbear Entertainment? Though you can't see them behind the screen, these man-made objects are now infused with the rotting remains of the men behind their creation. It's been so long since these relics from the 80s have seen the light of day, and we are happy to feature these creepy cyborg creatures in Temporary Flight Attendant! YOU CAN'T win them, they can't be beat, and even if you managed to overcome them, they'll always come back. Vote Half Human, Half Machine to reminisce upon a time where Five Night's At Freddy's was well liked, to reminisce upon classic arcade gaming, and to give a Lemon Demon rep another shot at victory!

Sources:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Songs used:
Mandopony - Survive The Night (FNaF)
Lemon Demon - Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Lemon Demon - Reaganomics
Lemon Demon - Cabinet Man
Lemon Demon - Aurora Borealis 
Lemon Demon - Touch-Tone Telephone

Ultimate Custom Night Of Ultimate Destiny

I Like Cartoons, Movies, Videogames and King for Another Day Tourney's.

im just gonna chill here and post some bullshit before i make an account for actual music Lol!
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pfp by me 
also go check out https://soundcloud.com/autourney it's the coolest fucking tourney ever

Call me MK. I’m a kid that really likes Lemon Demon/Neil Cicierega, Brandon Rogers, The Lyosacks, Vines (yes, Vines as in 6-second videos), The Amazing World Of Gumball, Homestuck, Starbomb/Game Grumps, and making Undertale AUs.

As you might have noticed, I got rid of some of my tracks. Why? Because I was low on minutes, and the tracks I deleted were trash. If I deleted a track that you want me to put back up, please message me and let me know.

Just a Goofy Goober Cartoon Nerd who makes music!
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FOLLOW THESE FOLKS!!

Kron!
https://on.soundcloud.com/5viq2iF7KibsjuZ0gR

Little Homus!
https://on.soundcloud.com/FpjiESnD58h2Te4wcq

Fazzy!
https://on.soundcloud.com/c6DFqRHVWnVHE34gYz

Shade!
https://on.soundcloud.com/ay4v1N1LN1Tw4YGXjV


"musician" and "artist"/"""spriter"""
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VV while you're here, go check out my friends below VV
https://soundcloud.com/xhitest (awesome person)
https://soundcloud.com/thatoneawkwardperson (clown)
https://soundcloud.com/crystalclearer (funko pop)
https://soundcloud.com/robogl122 (robert)
https://soundcloud.com/savour-the-megalo-man (isaac dark mode)
https://soundcloud.com/kebbybites (keeker)
https://soundcloud.com/jacksqrd (funky doge)
https://soundcloud.com/nerdberd (raccoon)

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Twitter: i dont use it.
Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/drunkendrunkpirate
(I may not post on Tumblr for a long while.)
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after 9 years in development, I've decided to ditch the q&a idea:
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1. I use Fl Studio 24.
2. what?
3. If you want an flp or midi. Don't. I do not feel like giving them out.
4. Only use my music if you credit me. (while you're at it, send me where you used it)
5. Everything's connected.
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AWWWWW BOOHOOOO, MR. UTSC IS SAD CUZ THEY AIN’T GOT NO BABOOTCHES!!!!! LET ME PLAY A SAD SONG FOR YOU ON THE WORLD’S tiniest violin. HAAAHEEEHAAHEHAAAHEHAHUUHWOOOOHOO-

also known as joy_x3/h4untedh0use
discord: h4untedh0use_

(This project has been cancelled indefinitely, please check out our archives here!: @par-airlines @par-airlines3 @par-airlines4 @par-airlines5 @par-airlines6)
 
Temporary Flight Attendant is a Mashup Week/KFAD inspired tournament run by Par Airlines, fit with 16 characters and a losers bracket. Join our Discord server here for more info! discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

If you would like to contribute a song, please contact us on the Discord server!

(Graphic design used in our profile picture was done by @yaysmile, the same talented creator of @autourney, you can find a link to their account alongside many other team members down below!)

Ultimate Custom Night Of Ultimate Destiny

Temporary Flight Attendant: First Class ARCHIVE 2