Track by: @nozomi82
Art by: @dreemstrider
Characters represented: The Chaos Cohorts


Well, well, well, look what we have here. If it isn't the creatures of chaos, the insanity incarnates, the gods of disorder that every man and pony fear alike! At long, long last, they've been freed from imprisonment within their stagnant statues of stone. Feeling quite good to be back to their unusual selves, Bill Cipher and Discord will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! This dynamic duo of disorder is able to appreciate a good laugh, and they're here to spread never-ending nonsense to the tournament. With sources relating My Little Pony and all of fanmade content surrounding it, Disney Channel TV shows, anything relating chaos or insanity, and experimental music, these two aren't messing around! Grab a little glass of water, 'cause it's about to get weird.

Sources:
- Songs related to Gravity Falls and My Little Pony (Rainbow Factory, It’s Gonna Get Weird, Smile Song, We’ll Meet Again, Discord, etc.)
- Songs from TV shows that appear/have appeared on Disney Channel (Songs from Phineas & Ferb, Star vs. The Forces of Evil, Wander Over Yander, etc.)
- Songs related to chaos, insanity and internal struggles (The World Revolving by Toby Fox, The Mind Electric by Miracle Musical, Stan by Eminem, Safe Skin by Patricia Taxxon, Songs from Celeste, etc.)
- Songs composed with the intent of being disorienting/songs in the Experimental genre (Alabama Song, anything by Experimental groups such as Death Grips, 100 Gecs, etc.)

Songs used:
Sugar Pills - I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME (Internal struggles)
Driving Directly Into A Concrete Wall - Gupi (Experimental)
False Awakening - Gupi (Experimental)
800db cloud - 100 gecs (Experimental)
hand crushed by a mallet - 100 gecs (Experimental)

SFXs used:
Car Crash SFX

you shouldn't be driving, you're wasted

Nothing to see in here, just a random user on SoundCloud B)

got tired and ornery. 

please don't try and find me.

- [\\:CENSORED:\\]

(This project has been cancelled indefinitely, please check out our archives here!: @par-airlines @par-airlines2 @par-airlines3 @par-airlines4 @par-airlines6)

Temporary Flight Attendant is a Mashup Week/KFAD inspired tournament run by Par Airlines, fit with 16 characters and a losers bracket. Join our Discord server here for more info! discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

If you would like to contribute a song, please contact us on the Discord server or SoundCloud PMs!

(Graphic design used in our profile picture was done by @yaysmile, the same talented creator of @autourney, you can find a link to their account alongside many other team members down below!

you shouldn't be driving, you're wasted

Temporary Flight Attendant 5: Fight or Flight