Performed by: @pinewithsun
Art by: @pinewithsun (https://twitter.com/PineWSun)
Character Represented: Comedy & Tragedy

Yee-ha! Comedy, the clown, and Tragedy, aka cowboypensive, have arrived. With the quickest hands in the West, and years of experience in theater, I reckon this clownin' crew is worth your while. Vote for Comedy & Tragedy if you're a fan of the wild west, circuses, or showtunes!

Sourcelist:
- Theater related sources (Battleblock Theater, songs from Broadway Musicals such as Hamilton, Dear Evan Hansen, Wicked, etc.)
- Songs relating to circuses/clowns (Entry of The Gladiators, THE WORLD REVOLVING, songs from Spark The Electric Jester, etc.)
- Country music and music related to cowboys/the wild west (Old Town Road by Lil Nas X, Ram Ranch by Grant MacDonald, Southern Nights by Glen Campbell, etc.)

Songs used:
Hamilton - Alexander Hamilton (Theater)
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly - Main Theme (Cowboys)
DELTARUNE - The World Revolving (Clowns)

Victory! Comedy & Tragedy

110 TO 146 VOTES. 256 VOTES TOTAL.
A SHAME, BOTH FOUGHT QUITE WELL. THE WINNER WAS UNCLEAR FOR A WHILE, BUT AS TIME PASSED ON, THE VICTOR WAS CLEAR.
BOTH CONTESTANTS FOUGHT WELL, IT HAS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE WE'VE LAST SEEN A MATCH BE THIS CHAOTIC AND INTENSE.
TO BOTH CONTESTANTS, GOOD LUCK.  WHETHER YOU'RE HEADING TO WINNERS SEMIFINALS OR LOSERS QUARTERFINALS, YOU ARE REALLY GOING TO NEED IT.

AS ALWAYS, THANK YOU FOR FLYING WITH PAR AIRLINES.

(R2 - M1) Results

Yoooo, 335 votes? That's insane, dudes! Seems like you really care about these two, wow... I almost feel bad for being the bearer of bad news!
159 to 176.
Good game, everyone!

(LR2 - M1) Results

135 to 120 votes...
255 in total.
Let me tell ya, dudes. This match was a doozy! The lead shifted back and forth, back and forth... and I was all like, yaknow if one of you would just LOSE that would make my job a LOT easier! Alas, someone did, and I'm sure many of you dudes at home will miss 'em, but I'm just more excited to see this winner progress... maybe I'll get to see them face to face :)

(LR2 - M2) Results

200 TO 163 VOTES. 363 OVERALL.
A MATCH THAT REMAINED CLOSE FOR QUITE SOME TIME, ONLY FOR A LEAD TO GROW WITHIN THE LAST TWELVE HOURS.
A TENSE MATCH INDEED, ONE THAT PERFECTLY TIED EVEN WHEN THERE WAS 172 TOTAL VOTES...

ALAS, DEMOCRACY HAS SPOKEN, AND OUR WINNERS FINALISTS HAVE BEEN DECIDED. WE THANK YOU FOR FLYING WITH PAR AIRLINES, WE COULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN THIS FAR WITHOUT SUCH A WONDERFUL FANBASE. FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS, BECAUSE FROM THIS POINT FORWARD, IT'S GOING TO BE ONE HELL OF A RIDE. GOOD LUCK, WE WILL ALL NEED IT.

(ART WAS KINDLY DONATED BY https://soundcloud.com/libbec.)

(R3 - M2) Results

Well, dudes, this match was somethin' else! 195 to 125 votes, 320 votes total. Absolutely INSANE! Even Mr. Modulate showed up to say a little farewell, how sweet, upupupu! Both contestants took down some of the most formidable foes in the entire tournament, both contestants fought VERY well, but as you all know, one of 'em's headin' to the Dock of Shame! Almost feel a little bad~, but I'm Chris McKuma, crushin' dreams is kinda my job, so... Who's hopes will I absolutely DECIMATE next? Tune in next time to find out, here in TEMPORARY. FLIGHT. ATTENA̴͂͒À̴́Ȁ̷͆À̷̛A̴̐̈À̸͝Ä̶́̈́G̶̓̍Ó̴̐N̸͌̀N̷͛̈Y̶͗̑Y̴̧̅Y̷̐͝-

ALLLRIGHTY THEN, I'M OUTTA HERE! I love my job, sure, but I don't get paid enough to deal with dudes like THAT. T̵h̴e̴y̴'̵r̴e̴ ̶a̸l̷l̵ ̶y̷o̷u̸r̴s̸,̷ ̷b̵u̸d̷.̷ ̸Now if you'll excuse me, I have another match to set up, far, far away from you!

(LR3 - M1) Results

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/whole-punch
Art by: @dreemstrider
Characters represented: The Chaos Cohorts

Well, well, well, look what we have here. If it isn't the creatures of chaos, the insanity incarnates, the gods of disorder that every man and pony fear alike! At long, long last, they've been freed from imprisonment within their stagnant statues of stone. Feeling quite good to be back to their unusual selves, Bill Cipher and Discord will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! This dynamic duo of disorder is able to appreciate a good laugh, and they're here to spread never-ending nonsense to the tournament. With sources relating My Little Pony and all of fanmade content surrounding it, Disney Channel TV shows, anything relating chaos or insanity, and experimental music, these two aren't messing around! Grab a little glass of water, 'cause it's about to get weird.

Sources:
- Songs related to Gravity Falls and My Little Pony (Rainbow Factory, It’s Gonna Get Weird, Smile Song, We’ll Meet Again, Discord, etc.)
- Songs from TV shows that appear/have appeared on Disney Channel (Songs from Phineas & Ferb, Star vs. The Forces of Evil, Wander Over Yander, etc.)
- Songs related to chaos, insanity and internal struggles (The World Revolving by Toby Fox, The Mind Electric by Miracle Musical, Stan by Eminem, Safe Skin by Patricia Taxxon, Songs from Celeste, etc.)
- Songs composed with the intent of being disorienting/songs in the Experimental genre (Alabama Song, anything by Experimental groups such as Death Grips, 100 Gecs, etc.)

Songs used:
100 gecs - 745 sticky
Gorillaz - DoYaThing (IM THE SHIT)
Lemon Demon - Moon's Request
Death Grips - Guillotine
Passenger of Shit - Staple Tapeworms On My Penis

Brown And 745 Sticky

Track: @abluetomato
Character Art: twitter.com/DrawinDev
Character Represented: Gandhi

- Songs from/featured in Lord-Miller projects and animated MTV shows
(The Lego Movie, 21 Jump Street, Beavis & Butthead)
- Songs in the Bollywood genre or related to India in general
(Tunak Tunak Tun, Bitch Lasagna, Rubber Bands Rubber Balls)
- Songs related to clones/dopplegangers
(Dark Pit's Theme, The Clone Wars, I Think I'm A Clone Now)
- YTPMVs using the "Say What?" clip

Sources Used:
LBDJS Record- Tari Ubur Ubur (India)
Eminem- The Real Slim Shady (Lord and Miller Projects, Dopplegangers)
G-Spot- G-Spot Rocks The G-Spot (Lord/Miller)
Daler Mehndi- Tanuk Tanuk Tun (India)
LMFAO- Party Rock Anthem (Lord/Miller)
Arabic Nokia Ringtone (Offsource)
DJ Khalil- Elevate (Lord/Miller)
duckwrth- Start A Riot (Lord/Miller)
Say What? (Lord/Miller)
My Name Jeff (Lord/Miller)

Thank you for dining with S.A.L.T.
discord.gg/eyuxVS4

gandhihome

Track by: @cactusteam
Art by: @dreemstrider
Characters represented: The Chaos Cohorts

Well, well, well, look what we have here. If it isn't the creatures of chaos, the insanity incarnates, the gods of disorder that every man and pony fear alike! At long, long last, they've been freed from imprisonment within their stagnant statues of stone. Feeling quite good to be back to their unusual selves, Bill Cipher and Discord will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! This dynamic duo of disorder is able to appreciate a good laugh, and they're here to spread never-ending nonsense to the tournament. With sources relating My Little Pony and all of fanmade content surrounding it, Disney Channel TV shows, anything relating chaos or insanity, and experimental music, these two aren't messing around! Grab a little glass of water, 'cause it's about to get weird.

Sources:
- Songs related to Gravity Falls and My Little Pony (Rainbow Factory, It’s Gonna Get Weird, Smile Song, We’ll Meet Again, Discord, etc.)
- Songs from TV shows that appear/have appeared on Disney Channel (Songs from Phineas & Ferb, Star vs. The Forces of Evil, Wander Over Yander, etc.)
- Songs related to chaos, insanity and internal struggles (The World Revolving by Toby Fox, The Mind Electric by Miracle Musical, Stan by Eminem, Safe Skin by Patricia Taxxon, Songs from Celeste, etc.)
- Songs composed with the intent of being disorienting/songs in the Experimental genre (Alabama Song, anything by Experimental groups such as Death Grips, 100 Gecs, etc.)

Songs used:
lieu - thank you
Yungster Jack & David Shawty - Pressure
100 gecs - 745 sticky
100 gecs - money machine

$sticky

TRACK BY: @2tothepowerofmemes

Hey! This is just a shout to the Soundcloud users who may not be aware: we do have a Discord.

Recently we had to put it on lockdown due to raiders and real nasty people, but now we have a verification system! So if you weren't in it already, I'd get in now. The Discord is pretty important for understanding some of PRIZM's less obvious elements.

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Hope to see you there!

-pokopakku

Figment Forming Buildup + Discord!

Track by: @nozomi82
Art by: @dreemstrider
Characters represented: The Chaos Cohorts


Well, well, well, look what we have here. If it isn't the creatures of chaos, the insanity incarnates, the gods of disorder that every man and pony fear alike! At long, long last, they've been freed from imprisonment within their stagnant statues of stone. Feeling quite good to be back to their unusual selves, Bill Cipher and Discord will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! This dynamic duo of disorder is able to appreciate a good laugh, and they're here to spread never-ending nonsense to the tournament. With sources relating My Little Pony and all of fanmade content surrounding it, Disney Channel TV shows, anything relating chaos or insanity, and experimental music, these two aren't messing around! Grab a little glass of water, 'cause it's about to get weird.

Sources:
- Songs related to Gravity Falls and My Little Pony (Rainbow Factory, It’s Gonna Get Weird, Smile Song, We’ll Meet Again, Discord, etc.)
- Songs from TV shows that appear/have appeared on Disney Channel (Songs from Phineas & Ferb, Star vs. The Forces of Evil, Wander Over Yander, etc.)
- Songs related to chaos, insanity and internal struggles (The World Revolving by Toby Fox, The Mind Electric by Miracle Musical, Stan by Eminem, Safe Skin by Patricia Taxxon, Songs from Celeste, etc.)
- Songs composed with the intent of being disorienting/songs in the Experimental genre (Alabama Song, anything by Experimental groups such as Death Grips, 100 Gecs, etc.)

Songs used:
Sugar Pills - I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME (Internal struggles)
Driving Directly Into A Concrete Wall - Gupi (Experimental)
False Awakening - Gupi (Experimental)
800db cloud - 100 gecs (Experimental)
hand crushed by a mallet - 100 gecs (Experimental)

SFXs used:
Car Crash SFX

you shouldn't be driving, you're wasted

(This project has been cancelled indefinitely, please check out our archives here!: @par-airlines @par-airlines2 @par-airlines3 @par-airlines4 @par-airlines6)

Temporary Flight Attendant is a Mashup Week/KFAD inspired tournament run by Par Airlines, fit with 16 characters and a losers bracket. Join our Discord server here for more info! discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

If you would like to contribute a song, please contact us on the Discord server or SoundCloud PMs!

(Graphic design used in our profile picture was done by @yaysmile, the same talented creator of @autourney, you can find a link to their account alongside many other team members down below!

you shouldn't be driving, you're wasted

Temporary Flight Attendant 5: Fight or Flight