Track by: @expensivedispenser 
Art by: twitter.com/TVGhost__
Characters Represented: Markiplier

Alright, he's in. Hello everybody, his name is Markiplier, the YouTube gamer and fearless entertainer himself, and he is now competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! This smooth criminal has past experience in the great Heist with Markiplier, and with his arsenal of gamer and crime related sources, he'll steal the show and take your hearts alike! Will this villain number one make it all the way to fuckin' victory town, or is he something best left forgotten? Just like before, YOU get to decide, because YOU are epic!

Sources:
- Songs by or featuring usually non-music oriented YouTubers (THE MUFFIN SONG by Schmoyoho, Bitch Lasagna by Pewdiepie, I’m Something Else by SomeThingElseYT, etc.)
- Music used as outros, intros, or BGM by popular YouTubers (H3H3 Theme Song, Science Blaster from Game Theory, 145 Poodles from Vsauce, etc.)
- Songs relating to crime or undercover infiltration (Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson, GTA San Andreas Main Theme, the Metal Gear Solid franchise, Persona 5, etc.)

Songs used:
Frequality - Jontron Original Theme (YouTuber intros/outros)
Matt Watson- "I'm in Love with My Dad" (Songs featuring non-music oriented YouTubers)

Formerly Grumpy

(DAT - Popoy) ¡Esta noche, vamos a festejar más duro que cualquier juego de Just Dance!
(Scott) I knew it was only a matter of time until the Space Invaders got even... 
(SoundClown) A-ALIENS, YOUR (VRR) COPYRIGHT IN-FRING-EMENT (VRRR) IS A NIGHTMARE. YOU M-M-MUST BE TERMINATED PER-MANENTLY!
(Psicodalas) La facultad de derecho no me preparó para debatir sobre vírgenes ..

This track was made by @itdobejama, with art by @e-twoup, @nugman07, and ChriIvaBrunner.

Track Sources
Brass/Ali-A Theme (Scott)
King Chip S.L.A.B. Freestyle (Omega SoundClown)
Childish Gambino - Bonfire (Omega SoundClown)
Usher & Pitbull - DJ Got Us Fallin' In Love (Dancing Alien Team)
Soulja Boy - Crank Dat (Dancing Alien Team/Omega SoundClown)
Breakout (Scott)
Fortnite - Dance Moves (Dancing Alien Team)
Evanescence - Bring Me To Life (Dalas)
N.W.A. - Fuck The Police (Dalas)
TheOdd1sOut & BoyInABand - Life Is Fun (Dalas)

Some Dance Moves at The Bonfire

The End. 52.6% To 47.4%, 133 to 120, Plankton is your winner of Rave Week.

Buildup By: https://soundcloud.com/megalolazing
Art By: https://soundcloud.com/television_ghost
Story By: @youre-fired

Plankton: I...win? I...win?! 

Dad Egbert lowers his hat over his head, and strikes a disappointing frown.

Plankton: I've never won anything in my life, this.. can't be! I must be dreaming. Someone pinch me!

But to Plankton's surprise, he wasn't dreaming. He had finally won something. Dad Egbert began to realize how much this victory meant to his former foe. His frown began to morph into a slight smile.

Dad Egbert: CONGRATULATIONS. YOU'VE BESTED ME, AND EVERYONE HERE. 

A crown began to fall from seemingly thin air, accustomed to Plankton's liking. It looked exactly like the place he has grown to love, the Chum Bucket. 

Plankton: ...Is this for me? 

Dad Egbert: I BELIEVE SO. TAKE IT, YOU'VE EARNED IT.

Plankton takes no time to snatch the crown and puts it on his tiny head.

Plankton: It fits... perfectly! 

Plankton slowly begins to realize what's happening. He WON. He is THE BEST OF THE BEST. 

Plankton: HELL YEAH BABY! I WIN! I WIN RAVE WEEK!!! *Plankton begins pointing at everyone in the crowd who had competed in Rave Week.*

Plankton: I beat YOU! And YOU! And YOU! And-

Plankton had made his way to Dad Egbert, who...he had also "beat." Instead of boasting, he put his hand out, requesting a handshake of mutual respect.

Dad Egbert: *Egbert shakes his hand, and looks directly at Plankton with a large grin while doing so.* I APPLAUD YOU, NOW GO GET THAT FORMULA.

Plankton begins laughing, laughing more than he ever had before. It was no "evil villain laugh" either, he genuinely thought that what Egbert said was hilarious.

Plankton: Formula? FORMULA?!?! WHO NEEDS A PATHETIC "FORMULA" WHEN YOU GOT THIS  *Plankton points to his crown.*

Plankton begins to speak to the audience, instead of just Egbert.

Plankton: Well, see ya suckers, I'm Outta here! I'm coming home Karen!!! You gotta see this!

And as Plankton shouted this departing line, he ran away into the sunset.
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Stay Funny!!

Results - Rave Week (Plankton Vs. Dad Egbert)

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POWERLINE IS YOUR VICTOR.

POWERLINE - 130 VOTES [ 52% ]
SPACE ANIMALS - 120 VOTES [ 48% ]

POWERLINE: Good game out there, you two! 'Specially my diggity dog McCloud. But that bird better shut his trap 'bout John or I'll turn his ass into a tailgate.

RESULTS - [ LR1M1 ]

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/PzoxaHtzogonJkQU6

FIRESTAR: Ah, a flame! Come at me, twoleg! I will tear you limb from limb myself!
SHIZUKU: A-aah! Firestar, wait! We don't know what he's...!
LUMINARY: [The cat attacks! You are prepared to strike back, however... Bring on the battle!]

Prepare for a surprisingly chill fight! The final match of Losers Round 2 is upon us, and what a match it is. Famed luck meets studied skill in a true clash of two ideals, in a battle that will decide the final spot in Losers Round 3. Whether you study the sword, or study the pen, now is the time to make a decisive decision.

Arrangement: Carmel (@Carmel-funny)
Art: Dafisha (@dafisha21)
Character Represented: The Luminary, Animated Musical Vibes

Sources:
ANIMATED MUSICAL VIBES
- Songs widely used in animation memes or AMVs
- Lo-fi Hip Hop songs from 2015 and forward
- Songs from Whisper of the Heart

THE LUMINARY
- Songs from Square Enix JRPGs 
- Songs about luck and RNG 
- Songs by Famous Dex
- Songs by popular bands with "Dragon" in the name

Songs used:
Decisive Battle 2: For Treasure - Octopath Traveler (Luminary - Square Enix RPGs)
Take a Hint - Victoria Justice & Elizabeth Gillies (AMV - Commonly used in AMVs)
Cry Thunder - Dragonforce (Luminary - Bands with Dragon in the Name)
Discord - The Living Tombstone (AMV - Commonly used in AMVs)
Several Luminary SFX 
Several Cat SFX

Decisive Hint ~ Take Your Tyranny Away [LR2M4 ~ PHASE 3]

TRACK BY: @orelover15
ART BY: pokopakku#3393
CHARACTER: Oswald the Lucky Rabbit

[ SOURCES ] -

Toby Fox - Lancer (Swing)
Toby Fox - Don't Forget (Music related to forgetting)

That’s a face we haven’t seen in years! You may call him Proto-Mickey, or the Rabbit That Was Never Meant To Be, but he’s Oswald, baby! With his wife and hundreds of children cheering from the sidelines, there’s no way he can’t win, right? You’d have to be heartless to put down this bunny.

Sources:

-Disney canon Oswald has appeared in, and music related to Rubberhose/toony animation
(Epic Mickey, Cuphead OST, Rubber band, Toontown)

-Music that relates to Luck or Rabbits
(Get Lucky, High Hopes, The Bunny Song, Bugs Bunny related media)

-Songs related to swing and “oldies”
(Lone Digger, Other Friends, We Speak No Americano)

-Music related to rejection, forgetting, and lost media 
(Viva la vida, Somebody that I used to know, Yandhi)

Swung and Thrashed

TRACK BY: @lilcargoshort

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Songs:
Avicii - Levels (Swedish)
Childish Gambino - Sweatpants (Furniture/Ikea)
Fever The Ghost - SOURCE (Indie Animation)
Tove Lo - Habits (Swedish)
Hazbin Hotel - Addict (Indie Animation)
Roddy Ricch - The Box (Furniture)
Lego Movie 2 - Catchy Song (DIY Media)
Young Money - Bed Rock (Furniture)
TheOdd1sOut & boyinaband - Life Is Fun (Indie Animation)
Swedish House Mafia - Don't You Worry Child (Swedish)
Lego Movie - Everything Is Awesome (DIY Media)

SFX: 
Nintendo Labo Presentation (DIY Media)
Vinesauce Joel - 7 Granddad Reaction (Swedish)
Fart with extra reverb (DIY Media, Swedish [Swedish people do it])

[ FIGMENT 009 FORMING ] - instructions unclear: dick stuck in toaster

TRACK BY: @phase999
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Sources:

Anamanaguchi ft. Bianca Raquel - Prom Night [2K14 Radio Edit] (Chiptune, desire)
B.o.B ft. Hayley Williams - Airplanes (desire)
Hotline Miami - Hydrogen (Liquids)
Lovers of Aether - Fight and Flight [PC-98 remix] (Chiptune, Avians, desire)
Britney Spears - Toxic (Illness)
Skee-Lo - I Wish (desire)
Shantae Half Genie Hero - Dance Through The Danger [JX Famitracker Remix] (Jake Kaufman, Chiptune)
Bell Biv DeVoe - Poison (Liquids, Illness, desire)
VVVVVV - Potential For Anything (Chiptune)
Jake Kaufman - Alchemy (All)

SFX and Easter Eggs:

Cave Story Death SFX 
N&A productions - DO NOT DRINK AMONG US POTION AT 3 AM
Toby Fox - Assault

[ FIGMENT 010 FORMING ] - mixed feelings

(NOTE: THIS CHARACTER IS STILL LOST TO THE WHITE NOISE. We just wanted to give him a better victory theme because his old one sucks. Good thing he never used it.)

Arrangement: MoonageDream (@moonagedream)
Character Represented: Jonesy

Sources:
- Songs from viral internet games as of the 2010's and their fan songs. (excluding Undertale, and no overlap)
- 3D non-indie shooter games (no overlap)

Songs used:
Default Dance - Fortnite (Viral games, 3D shooters)
Victory Royale Jingle - Fortnite (Viral games, 3D shooters)

Victory! Jonesy (Updated)

TRACK BY: @may-redwood
ART BY: pokopakku#3393
CHARACTER: Lilith

[ SOURCES ] -

Porter Robinson & Madeon - Shelter [House]
Porter Robinson - Goodbye to a World [House]
Madeon ft. Kyan - You're On [House]
Madeon - Home [House]
Madeon - All my Friends [House]
Porter Robinson - Sad Machine [House]
Porter Robinson - Divinity [House]
Porter Robinson - Get Your Wish [House]
Madeon - Be Fine [House]

Lilith Wendy McConch

Hahah, what? Who the fuck is this? Why, nothing but the lesbian billionaire, Lilith. Living in the bustling city of Atlanta, GA, Lilith is a morally grey dealer of robotics and technology. She doesn’t care who she’s giving her tech to, as long as she can swindle them into a deal with high dollar signs. While her extraneous funds go to charities, Lilith does remain in a high state of living. Despite her aristocratic lifestyle, she isn’t afraid to fight dirty- especially with her feminine wiles- to blast her way through the competition.

Sources:

-Sources involving people who create robots, non sentient robots, and all other technology
(Dr. Steel, I Ain’t Got No iPhone, Technologic, Nokia ringtone)

-The House genre, and The Lick
(Daft Punk, Mr. Oizo, Porter Robinson, Madeon)

-Sexually suggestive themes, songs or characters
(Fly In the Freedom, Bayonetta OST, Panty & Stocking OST)

finally, you're house

Character Represented: John Madden

Aeiou, Aeiou Aeiou Aeiou uuuuuuuuuuuuuu! That's right, the legend himself, John Madden, will be joining Temporary Flight Attendant. He's no stranger to competition with a successful Super Bowl win under his belt! He's surely a widespread name here on Earth, but what many people don't realize is that his name spreads out into the stars as well. This sportscaster has spent a lot of time on Moonbase Alpha, and uses his extreme wealth to fund the site. He thought that this competition would take place in space as well, thinking the flight referred to a rocket of some sorts. Albeit disappointed, John Madden said he'd take it upon himself to not only bring sports with him to the tournament, but bring space to else with technology borrowed from Moonbase Alpha!

Sources:
- Songs related to sports (Anything from Wii Sports, anything from the Mario Kart series, Pepper Steak from OFF, Space Jam, etc.)
- Text to Speech related sources (I’m Not Your Daddy I’m Your Grandpa, Vocaloid songs, etc.)
- Songs related to space (Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack, Fly Me To The Moon from Evangelion, Star Wars, Shooting Stars, etc.)

Songs used:
Leonz - Among Us Trap Remix [Among Drip Theme] (Space)
Kenndog - Drip Like Me (Offsource)
Flume - Space Cadet (Space)
Mr. Oizo - Cut Dick (TTS)

John Mad Drip

(This project has been cancelled indefinitely, please check out our archives here!: @par-airlines @par-airlines2 @par-airlines3 @par-airlines4 @par-airlines6)

Temporary Flight Attendant is a Mashup Week/KFAD inspired tournament run by Par Airlines, fit with 16 characters and a losers bracket. Join our Discord server here for more info! discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

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John Mad Drip

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