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Temporary Flight Attendant (John Madden)

Thank you, A.S.S., but we'll take it from here. We understand if they are a bit difficult to understand, feel free to ask for clarifications on possibly misunderstood sections.

Welcome to Temporary Flight Attendant, a Par Airlines brand KFAD inspired tournament! 16 contestants duke it out in this double-elimination tournament with mashups and arrangements of familiar songs, in hopes of getting an excessive amount of extra tracks made for them after this tournament ends. For more information and updates on the tourney and how you can contribute to it, consider joining our Discord server. We wish to make it a fun place to hang out for the wonderful people of the SoundClown community, and would love to see you there!
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Introducing Temporary Flight Attendant! (Read Desc.)

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/dashingtoadie-the-sequel
Art by: https://bsky.app/profile/teleportato.bsky.social
Character Represented: Pufferfish

Eugh! After being rejected from Another Unnecessary Tournament for being disrespectful and toxic, Pufferfish has finally found a home here in Par Airlines. Representing all of his "friends" from the sea, vote Pufferfish for an abundance of fun, fish-themed tracks!

Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments 
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games 
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures 
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence 
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
Koji Kondo - Dire Dire Docks (Water Level)
Noisestorm - Crab Rave (Fish/Other Sea Creatures)
Britney Spears - Toxic (Toxicity)

Dire Dire Tox

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/xinos1 / https://soundcloud.com/bloss0m-music
Art by: @pinewithsun (https://twitter.com/PineWSun)
Character Represented: Comedy & Tragedy

Yee-ha! Comedy, the clown, and Tragedy, aka cowboypensive, have arrived. With the quickest hands in the West, and years of experience in theater, I reckon this clownin' crew is worth your while. Vote for Comedy & Tragedy if you're a fan of the wild west, circuses, or showtunes!

Sourcelist:
- Theater related sources (Battleblock Theater, songs from Broadway Musicals such as Hamilton, Dear Evan Hansen, Wicked, etc.)
- Songs relating to circuses/clowns (Entry of The Gladiators, THE WORLD REVOLVING, songs from Spark The Electric Jester, etc.)
- Country music and music related to cowboys/the wild west (Old Town Road by Lil Nas X, Ram Ranch by Grant MacDonald, Southern Nights by Glen Campbell, etc.)

Songs used:
Sonic Mania - Mirage Saloon Zone Act 2 (Rogue's Gallery) (Cowboys/Wild West)

Mirage Saloon Act 2 (Rogues Gallery)

Art by: https://twitter.com/monotart
Character Represented: DJ Creepa

Creepa? Yeah, man! DJ Creepa, known for his hit song "MINECRAFT CREEPER RAP," he has since struggled to find popularity in the modern age. If Herobrine and CaptainSparklez get all this attention, why shouldn't he? Creepers are the face of Minecraft after all, not some outdated creepypasta. Vote DJ Creepa for an explosion of nostalgia and video game rap!

Sourcelist:
- Songs relating Minecraft, such as Minecraft fantracks, parodies, and songs used in popular Minecraft parodies (Take Back The Night, Last Friday Night, Hypixel soundtrack, etc.)
- Songs frequently used by Minecraft YouTubers (Royalty Free Kevin Macleod Music due to Machinama, Super Mario RPG thanks to FitMC, etc.)
- Songs related to explosions (Boom Clap, Dynamite, Boom Boom Pow, Bomb Omb Battlefield, etc.)
- Songs by or featuring Dan Bull (Creeper Rap, GOOSE ON THE LOOSE, Fortnite Rap, etc.)

Songs used:
The Yogscast - Diggy Diggy Hole (Minecraft Fantrack)

Electronic Dwarf Music

Listen to a remake of this track here! : https://soundcloud.com/nozomi82/marble-soda-remake

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/nozomi82
Character Represented: TiKToK

Disappointed after losing an unnamed competition we're 100% sure you totally haven't heard of, Kesha decided to drop her career as a musician and instead, make videos on TikTok. It was pathetic, but now she's back, and to our surprise, she's a lot stronger. The immeasurable power she gained while on the platform manifested into a stand,「TIK TOK」.  Whether this duo is a hit, or a miss, will be decided by this tournament.

Sourcelist:
-Songs used in popular TIKTOK dances or trends in general [NO OVERLAP] (MiA KHALiFA by iLOVEFRIDAY, No Mercy Buttercup by Jack Stauber, Flamingo, etc.)
-Songs by or featuring Kesha (TiK ToK, Timber, Right Round, etc.)
-Songs related to partying (Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO, We like to Party by Vengaboys, Party in The USA by Miley Cyrus, Songs from Party Hard, etc.)
-Songs used in the "Social Media Personified" series/other videos by ThisIsFrog (U Got That by Halogen, Hot Milk by Snail's House, God's Plan by Drake, Can I Get A Witness by SonReal, etc.)

Songs used: 
Y2K & bbno$ - Lalala (Tik Tok)
Shawn Wasabi - Marble Soda [OFFSOURCE]
Ke$ha - Your Love Is My Drug (Ke$ha)
iLOVEFRiDAY - MiA KHALiFA (Tik Tok)
Soulja Boy Tell'em  - Pretty Boy Swag (Tik Tok)
Joji - SLOW DANCING IN THE DARK (Tik Tok)
Pitbull ft. Ke$ha - Timber (Ke$ha)
Sean Kingston - Beautiful Girls (Tik Tok)
PewDiePie, Roomie, & Boyinaband - Congratulations [OFFSOURCE]
Dawin ft. R City - Bikini Body (TikTok)
Kesha - Little Bit Of Love (Ke$ha)
Jack Stauber - Buttercup (Tik Tok)

Marble Soda

Art by: https://twitter.com/monotart
Character Represented: DJ Creepa

Creepa? Yeah, man! DJ Creepa, known for his hit song "MINECRAFT CREEPER RAP," he has since struggled to find popularity in the modern age. If Herobrine and CaptainSparklez get all this attention, why shouldn't he? Creepers are the face of Minecraft after all, not some outdated creepypasta. Vote DJ Creepa for an explosion of nostalgia and video game rap!

Sourcelist:
- Songs relating Minecraft, such as Minecraft fantracks, parodies, and songs used in popular Minecraft parodies (Take Back The Night, Last Friday Night, Hypixel soundtrack, etc.)
- Songs frequently used by Minecraft YouTubers (Royalty Free Kevin Macleod Music due to Machinama, Super Mario RPG thanks to FitMC, etc.)
- Songs related to explosions (Boom Clap, Dynamite, Boom Boom Pow, Bomb Omb Battlefield, etc.)
- Songs by or featuring Dan Bull (Creeper Rap, GOOSE ON THE LOOSE, Fortnite Rap, etc.)

Songs used:
Lil Boom - Already Dead (Minecraft Meme/Explosion Related) 
Dan Bull - MINECRAFT CREEPER RAP (Minecraft Fantrack/Dan Bull)

Aw, Just A Little Boom?

Character Represented: Bec Noir
Art by: ragnarok (twitter.com/fuckingRagnarok)

Everybody flip the fuck out, because Homestuck's very own Bec Noir will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! He's not only looking for victory, but he's looking for blood. The already bloodthirsty Jack Noir's rage only got worse when infused with a godlike dog designed to be the perfect being, but beneath all the animalistic aggression, he will always be the classy leader of The Midnight Crew at heart. Vote Bec Noir for tracks featuring dogs, tracks from Homestuck, tracks in the genre of swing, and of course; tracks about mafia and gangs.

Sources:
- Songs from Homestuck and its spinoffs (Showtime, Walk - Stab - Walk, Black, Oppa Toby Style, Flare, MeGaLovania, etc.)
- Songs related to gangs the mafia (Pump by Valentino Khan, Gucci Gang, Gangsta's Paradise, Don’t You Worry Child by Swedish House Mafia, etc.)
- Songs in the genre of ragtime/swing (Cuphead Soundtrack, I Can’t Decide, Other Friends, etc.)
- Songs related to dogs (Dogsong, Nintendogs OST, Who Let The Dogs Out, etc.)

Songs used:
Toby Fox - Black (Homestuck)
Eddie Morton - I'm A Member of the Midnight Crew (Homestuck/Swing)
Baha Men - Who Let The Dogs Out  (Dog)
Toby Fox - Oppa Toby Style (Homestuck)
Toby Fox - Dogsong  (Dog)
Valentino Khan - Pump (Mafia/Gangs)

[S] Bec Noir: Let The Dog Out

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/xinos1 / https://soundcloud.com/bloss0m-music
Art by: https://bsky.app/profile/teleportato.bsky.social
Character Represented: Pufferfish

Eugh! After being rejected from Another Unnecessary Tournament for being disrespectful and toxic, Pufferfish has finally found a home here in Par Airlines. Representing all of his "friends" from the sea, vote Pufferfish for an abundance of fun, fish-themed tracks!

Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments 
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games 
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures 
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence 
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
BlackY - Seaside Dream(Water-Based Environments)
Splatoon - Calamari Inkantation (Sea Creatures)

Seaside Dream

Character Represented: Bec Noir
Art by: ragnarok (twitter.com/fuckingRagnarok)

Everybody flip the fuck out, because Homestuck's very own Bec Noir will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! He's not only looking for victory, but he's looking for blood. The already bloodthirsty Jack Noir's rage only got worse when infused with a godlike dog designed to be the perfect being, but beneath all the animalistic aggression, he will always be the classy leader of The Midnight Crew at heart. Vote Bec Noir for tracks featuring dogs, tracks from Homestuck, tracks in the genre of swing, and of course; tracks about mafia and gangs.

Sources:
- Songs from Homestuck and its spinoffs (Showtime, Walk - Stab - Walk, Black, Oppa Toby Style, Flare, MeGaLovania, etc.)
- Songs related to gangs the mafia (Pump by Valentino Khan, Gucci Gang, Gangsta's Paradise, Don’t You Worry Child by Swedish House Mafia, etc.)
- Songs in the genre of ragtime/swing (Cuphead Soundtrack, I Can’t Decide, Other Friends, etc.)
- Songs related to dogs (Dogsong, Nintendogs OST, Who Let The Dogs Out, etc.)

Songs used:

Toby Fox - Black (Homestuck)
Toby Fox - Oppa Toby Style (Homestuck)
Toby Fox - The Ballad of Jack Noir (Homestuck)
 Erik "Jit" Scheele - Walk-Stab-Walk (Homestuck/Finally, a Jack Noir track that isn't by funny UNDERTALE man!)
Eddie Morton - I'm A Member of the Midnight Crew (Homestuck/Swing)
Valentino Khan - Pump (Mafia/Gangs)

That's How The Midnight Crew Works

Art by: https://bsky.app/profile/teleportato.bsky.social
Character Represented: Pufferfish

Eugh! After being rejected from Another Unnecessary Tournament for being disrespectful and toxic, Pufferfish has finally found a home here in Par Airlines. Representing all of his "friends" from the sea, vote Pufferfish for an abundance of fun, fish-themed tracks!

Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments 
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games 
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures 
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence 
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
Seaside Dream - BlackY(Water-Based Environments)
DNCE - Cake by The Ocean (Water-Based Environments)
Ween - Ocean Man (Water-Based Environments)
Britney Spears - Toxic (Toxicity/Virulence)

SFX used:
Pufferfish - Eugh (eugh)

Dreams By The Ocean

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/nozomi82
Character Represented: John Madden

Aeiou, Aeiou Aeiou Aeiou uuuuuuuuuuuuuu! That's right, the legend himself, John Madden, will be joining Temporary Flight Attendant. He's no stranger to competition with a successful Super Bowl win under his belt! He's surely a widespread name here on Earth, but what many people don't realize is that his name spreads out into the stars as well. This sportscaster has spent a lot of time on Moonbase Alpha, and uses his extreme wealth to fund the site. He thought that this competition would take place in space as well, thinking the flight referred to a rocket of some sorts. Albeit disappointed, John Madden said he'd take it upon himself to not only bring sports with him to the tournament, but bring space to else with technology borrowed from Moonbase Alpha!

Sources:
- Songs related to sports (Anything from Wii Sports, anything from the Mario Kart series, Pepper Steak from OFF, Space Jam, etc.)
- Text to Speech related sources (I’m Not Your Daddy I’m Your Grandpa, Vocaloid songs, etc.)
- Songs related to space (Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack, Fly Me To The Moon from Evangelion, Star Wars, Shooting Stars, etc.)

Songs used:
Icarus - Madeon (Sports)
"Man Must Explore" (Space)
Counting Stars - OneRepublic (Space)
How I Beat Shaq - Aaron Carter (Sports)
Space Jam - Space Jam (Sports/Space)
Intergalactic - Beastie Boys (Space)
still feel - half-alive (Line used is space, rest of the song is offsource.)
Walkin' on the Sun - Smash Mouth (Space)
Airplanes - B.O.B ft. Haley Williams (Space)
Space Bound - Eminem (Space)
Fly Me to the Moon - Going Spaceward & ibrahim (Space)
Stressed Out - Twenty One Pilots (Line used is space, rest of the song is offsource.)
Stars and Moons - Dizzy (Space)
"SPACE!" - Portal 2 (Space)
Space Oddity - David Bowie (Space)
I'm Not Your Daddy, I'm Your Grandpa - Biff Chitins (TTS)
"It's John Madden Time!" (TTS)

Man Must Explore

Song by: https://soundcloud.com/serpentsnivy
Character Represented: John Madden

Aeiou, Aeiou Aeiou Aeiou uuuuuuuuuuuuuu! That's right, the legend himself, John Madden, will be joining Temporary Flight Attendant. He's no stranger to competition with a successful Super Bowl win under his belt! He's surely a widespread name here on Earth, but what many people don't realize is that his name spreads out into the stars as well. This sportscaster has spent a lot of time on Moonbase Alpha, and uses his extreme wealth to fund the site. He thought that this competition would take place in space as well, thinking the flight referred to a rocket of some sorts. Albeit disappointed, John Madden said he'd take it upon himself to not only bring sports with him to the tournament, but bring space to else with technology borrowed from Moonbase Alpha!

Sources:
- Songs related to sports (Anything from Wii Sports, anything from the Mario Kart series, Pepper Steak from OFF, Space Jam, etc.)
- Text to Speech related sources (I’m Not Your Daddy I’m Your Grandpa, Vocaloid songs, etc.)
- Songs related to space (Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack, Fly Me To The Moon from Evangelion, Star Wars, Shooting Stars, etc.)

Songs used:
-Egg Rock Zone 2 - Sonic Robo Blast 2
-I'm Not Yo Daddy, I'm Yo Grandpa - Geico (Sexy Grandpa)
-Space Jam's theme song
-Space Guy (DHMIS 6)
-Bonzi Buddy sings WAKE ME UP
-Space Pants - Peter Dinklage & Gwen Stefani (SNL)
-Squizzard's Sandy Sinkhole (Boss) - Super Mario Galaxy 2
-Nigga Stole My Bike / Punch-Out! theme song

Egg Rock Jam

[This is a dual track, not a duel track. This is simply a collaboration, and does not confirm nor deny bracket placements.]
Track by: https://soundcloud.com/lemolemoo
Characters Represented: John Madden, King Slime

King slime wished to "make peace" with the "celestial kingdom" he believed John Madden came from. Everybody's favourite Space sportcaster thought the king was referring to Moonbase Alpha, and not the "celestial invaders" he was mistaken for. Nonetheless, this unlikely duo had a lot of fun in this little "offering of peace" between "their kingdoms," growing a bit of a friendship while doing so. Every interaction between our passengers only makes the eventual duels they'll be forced into harder to watch...

King Slime's sourcelist:
- Songs from Terraria and The Calamity Extra Music Mod (Boss 1, Corruption, Moonlord, Playing With Firepower, It Sees Everything, etc.)
- Songs from games in the Sandbox genre (Starbound, Rimworld, Lego Worlds, Don't Starve, etc.)
- Generic enemy and generic boss themes (Battle! Wild Pokemon, Come on Again! From Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga, Enemy Approaching from UNDERTALE, etc.)
- Songs related to royalty, ninjas and the color blue (ASGORE, Dancing Queen by ABBA, Blue by Eiffel 65, Katana Zero OST, etc.)

John Madden's sourcelist:
- Songs related to sports (Anything from Wii Sports, anything from the Mario Kart series, Pepper Steak from OFF, Space Jam, etc.)
- Text to Speech related sources (I’m Not Your Daddy I’m Your Grandpa, Vocaloid songs, etc.)
- Songs related to space (Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack, Fly Me To The Moon from Evangelion, Star Wars, Shooting Stars, etc.)

Songs used:
John Madden: "John Madden", "Football" (Sports)
John Madden: Super Mario Galaxy - Final Bowser Fight (Space)
King Slime: Terraria - Boss 1 (Terraria/General Boss Theme)
King Slime: Terraria - Boss 2 (Terraria/General Boss Theme)
King Slime: Terraria - Moon Lord (Terraria)
King Slime: Fruit Ninja - Combo Chain Theme (Ninjas)

Moonlord Alpha

Song by and (kinda) performed by: https://soundcloud.com/gangu-best-girlgu
Character Represented: John Madden

Aeiou, Aeiou Aeiou Aeiou uuuuuuuuuuuuuu! That's right, the legend himself, John Madden, will be joining Temporary Flight Attendant. He's no stranger to competition with a successful Super Bowl win under his belt! He's surely a widespread name here on Earth, but what many people don't realize is that his name spreads out into the stars as well. This sportscaster has spent a lot of time on Moonbase Alpha, and uses his extreme wealth to fund the site. He thought that this competition would take place in space as well, thinking the flight referred to a rocket of some sorts. Albeit disappointed, John Madden said he'd take it upon himself to not only bring sports with him to the tournament, but bring space to else with technology borrowed from Moonbase Alpha!

Sources:
- Songs related to sports (Anything from Wii Sports, anything from the Mario Kart series, Pepper Steak from OFF, Space Jam, etc.)
- Text to Speech related sources (I’m Not Your Daddy I’m Your Grandpa, Vocaloid songs, etc.)
- Songs related to space (Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack, Fly Me To The Moon from Evangelion, Star Wars, Shooting Stars, etc.)

Songs used:
Benny Benassi - Satisfaction (TTS Sources)
3D Pinball Space Cadet - Sound Effects (Space Sources)
Quad City DJs - Space Jam (Space Sources)

Satisfaction Cadet

Vocals by ProjectAlpha22 
Instrumental by https://soundcloud.com/theguys-spicy-soundclown
Character Represented: John Madden

Aeiou, Aeiou Aeiou Aeiou uuuuuuuuuuuuuu! That's right, the legend himself, John Madden, will be joining Temporary Flight Attendant. He's no stranger to competition with a successful Super Bowl win under his belt! He's surely a widespread name here on Earth, but what many people don't realize is that his name spreads out into the stars as well. This sportscaster has spent a lot of time on Moonbase Alpha, and uses his extreme wealth to fund the site. He thought that this competition would take place in space as well, thinking the flight referred to a rocket of some sorts. Albeit disappointed, John Madden said he'd take it upon himself to not only bring sports with him to the tournament, but bring space to else with technology borrowed from Moonbase Alpha!

Sources:
- Songs related to sports (Anything from Wii Sports, anything from the Mario Kart series, Pepper Steak from OFF, Space Jam, etc.)
- Text to Speech related sources (I’m Not Your Daddy I’m Your Grandpa, Vocaloid songs, etc.)
- Songs related to space (Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack, Fly Me To The Moon from Evangelion, Star Wars, Shooting Stars, etc.)

Songs used:
ZimoNitrome - Dat Boi
Soulja Boy - Crank Dat (OFF SOURCE, SORT OF)
Ozzy Ozbourne - Crazy Train (OFF SOURCE)
Dragonforce - Through the Fire and the Flames (OFF SOURCE)

A Very Menacing Boi

[This is a dual track, not a duel track. This is simply a collaboration, and does not confirm nor deny bracket placements.]
Art by: Lazer Chicken, https://twitter.com/fuckingRagnarok
Characters Represented: Half Human, Half Machine and Bec Noir

MY TRAINS. OOOOOH. MY TRAINS. I GOT SMALL ONES, TINY LITTLE TRAINS. I WISH THESE TRAINS COULD TAKE ME AWAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA

Bec Noir's sourcelist:
- Songs from Homestuck and its spinoffs (Showtime, Walk - Stab - Walk, Black, Oppa Toby Style, Flare, MeGaLovania, etc.)
- Songs related to gangs the mafia (Pump by Valentino Khan, Gucci Gang, Gangsta's Paradise, Don’t You Worry Child by Swedish House Mafia, etc.)
- Songs in the genre of ragtime/swing (Cuphead Soundtrack, I Can’t Decide, Other Friends, etc.)
- Songs related to dogs (Dogsong, Nintendogs OST, Who Let The Dogs Out, etc.)

Half Human, Half Machine's sourcelist:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Songs used:
Half Human, Half Machine: Lemon Demon - My Trains (Neil Cicierega)
Bec Noir: A Hat In Time - Trainwreck of Electro Swing (Swing)
Bec Noir: Valentino Khan - Pump (That's How Mafia Works)

My Trainwreck

Track by: Vincent Mashups (www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4S_gzspMVs)
Character Represented: John Madden

Aeiou, Aeiou Aeiou Aeiou uuuuuuuuuuuuuu! That's right, the legend himself, John Madden, will be joining Temporary Flight Attendant. He's no stranger to competition with a successful Super Bowl win under his belt! He's surely a widespread name here on Earth, but what many people don't realize is that his name spreads out into the stars as well. This sportscaster has spent a lot of time on Moonbase Alpha, and uses his extreme wealth to fund the site. He thought that this competition would take place in space as well, thinking the flight referred to a rocket of some sorts. Albeit disappointed, John Madden said he'd take it upon himself to not only bring sports with him to the tournament, but bring space to else with technology borrowed from Moonbase Alpha!

Sources:
- Songs related to sports (Anything from Wii Sports, anything from the Mario Kart series, Pepper Steak from OFF, Space Jam, etc.)
- Text to Speech related sources (I’m Not Your Daddy I’m Your Grandpa, Vocaloid songs, etc.)
- Songs related to space (Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack, Fly Me To The Moon from Evangelion, Star Wars, Shooting Stars, etc.)

Songs used:
Midnight City (Space)
I'm Not Your Daddy, I'm Your Grandpa (Text to Speech)
NFL Theme (Sports)
Porter Robinson - Sad Machine (Text To Speech)
Various Moonbase Alpha Text To Speech SFX

Victory! John Madden

Character Represented: John Madden

Aeiou, Aeiou Aeiou Aeiou uuuuuuuuuuuuuu! That's right, the legend himself, John Madden, will be joining Temporary Flight Attendant. He's no stranger to competition with a successful Super Bowl win under his belt! He's surely a widespread name here on Earth, but what many people don't realize is that his name spreads out into the stars as well. This sportscaster has spent a lot of time on Moonbase Alpha, and uses his extreme wealth to fund the site. He thought that this competition would take place in space as well, thinking the flight referred to a rocket of some sorts. Albeit disappointed, John Madden said he'd take it upon himself to not only bring sports with him to the tournament, but bring space to else with technology borrowed from Moonbase Alpha!

Sources:
- Songs related to sports (Anything from Wii Sports, anything from the Mario Kart series, Pepper Steak from OFF, Space Jam, etc.)
- Text to Speech related sources (I’m Not Your Daddy I’m Your Grandpa, Vocaloid songs, etc.)
- Songs related to space (Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack, Fly Me To The Moon from Evangelion, Star Wars, Shooting Stars, etc.)

Songs used:
Leonz - Among Us Trap Remix [Among Drip Theme] (Space)
Kenndog - Drip Like Me (Offsource)
Flume - Space Cadet (Space)
Mr. Oizo - Cut Dick (TTS)

John Mad Drip

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Temporary Flight Attendant is a Mashup Week/KFAD inspired tournament run by Par Airlines, fit with 16 characters and a losers bracket. Join our Discord server here for more info! discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

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John Mad Drip

Temporary Flight Attendant 5: Fight or Flight