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Battle Royale of the iconic Movie Directors!

GetSlayedTV as M. Night Shyamalan
Mat4yo as Ed Wood
Froggy7771 as Tim Burton
Stofferex as Alfred Hitchcock
WoodenHornets as Peter Jackson
Justin Buckner as Stanley Kubrick
VideoGameRapBattles as Steven Spielberg

LYRICS:
M. Night Shyamalan:
Welcome to the Village! Shyamalan's about to bring some lyrical gore
You've got no talent, Eddy, go back to fighting in the war!
Call me Oliver, because I'm filled with plot twists,
No one liked your shit, at least i've made some well-known flicks!
Your films are just fake and dull, while my films are "Unbreakable"
Your name is lost among others, while M. Night is un-mistakeable
My Sixth Sense is telling me that I'm gonna leave your ass beat
Just like your dresses, you never should've crossed me!

Ed Wood:
I'll pull the string, release the buffalo herd, banish you to Khaskhabar
Shove your curry down your throat for more than ruining Avatar!
I figured with a sixth sense, you would know when to stop
Hell, You've made so many flops, you should start working at iHop!
"I see dead people", and it's all your fans
I have a sinister urge to kick your ass to space, that's my 9th plan
If you criticize my work, I'll have to fight M. Shyamalan
Now get the hell of my set! Lights, Camera, Action!

Tim Burton:
Shut the hell up, Wood! You're only known because of me
I'm the grittiest, darkest, demented director you'll ever see!
I'll cut you up like Scissorhands, and slice you like Sweeny
And When I'm done, there'll be no one to sew you up like Frankenweenie
Shyamalan, be quick and get gone! Give us "signs" you won't come back!
I'm gonna kick your ass so fast, with a Danny Elfman soundtrack!
WILLY WONKA? DARK! PEEWEE HERMAN? DARK! JOHNNY DEPP IS MY BITCH
WHY DON'T YOU TWO GET OUT OF FILM AND SUCK MY BLACK AND WHITE DICK 

Alfred Hitchcock:
Black and White dick? How bout you suck a Hitch...cock
The Master of Suspense has come to show you what he's brought
I'm a killer on the mic, might as well call me Psycho
Your makeup may be white, Tim, you aren't so bright though
I'm suffering from a vertigo at the fact you're all employed
"Alfred Hitchcock presents" 3 Amateurs get destroyed
Wood, I'll eat you like the birds, you're a failure since birth!
And Shyamalan, your rhyming is worse than your movie After Earth

Peter Jackson:
After Earth? Please, I'm the God of Middle Earth
And my movies make more money than all 4 of you are worth
If you think you could stand a chance against me you're terribly wrong
Because in not too long, I'll make you fall harder than King Kong
I've seen all of your works, and it makes me "Brain Dead"
I just might die of renal failure...like Alfred!
YOU SHALL NOT PASS! I've already gained my victory!
Hell, I make nerds wet their pants more than Stan Lee!

Stanley Kubrick: "Stanley? no...."

HERE'S STANLEY!! I'm gonna hit you harder than a Kubrick
Afred you can't do shit, and Burton you just make me sick
Beating me will be clockwork, because I'm always Shining!
Call me the Prince because i based my work off of The King!
Jackson, your movies are clearly of "Bad Taste"!
But not as disturbing as the sight of M. Night's face!
I'm The Shining star of the directors, listen to what i've said!
I'll trap this mission like my name was Hal 9000 and leave you all for dead!

Steven Spielberg: "I'm sorry Stan, I'm afraid i can't let you do that..."

The God of film making has come to show up you wannabes
My rapping is out of this world, I'm like an MC ET
Hear my roar! I'll kick your ass out of the park, jurasically
I'll be adventuring like TinTin, and massacring you drastically
I'll show you some jaws, when I'm murdering with these words
This Battle's like Private Ryan, except nobody's saving you nerds
You'll never experience this honor again, so Catch me if you can
None of you had a chance before this battle began

M. Night Shyamalan vs Ed Wood. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 44.

Anthony Perry as Chris Griffin
Zack Maloney as Bart Simpson

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
CHRIS GRIFFIN!
VERSUS!
BART SIMPSON!
BEGIN!

Chris Griffin:
I think it’s time to draw how this little punk is going down
The way he’s challenging me got him acting like a clown
It’s not Chris to you, it’s Hatboy, bitch!
But instead, call me Homer, ‘cause I’ll choke you with my disses!
I’m delivering these lines, like how I deliver Newspapers
You dumb phoque, I need to eat a marshmallow so I’ll finish you off later
Write this down on the chalkboard, all you do is cause trouble
There’s no use for you on the show, so go skateboard out of this battle!

Bart Simpson:
I’m Bart Simpson, who are you, tubby?
It’s sad that comparing you to your dad, you’re more chubby
I’m a Simpson, you’re just from some messed up family
How can I take you seriously, you get amused by giggling keys!
You already lost this one, just listen to my crowd
Hell, if Ralph ever saw you, he would be like “I hate men now!”
You think you’re going to win, I think you have lost it
I’ll be more scarier than the monkey hiding in your closet

Chris Griffin:
You’re just some yellow turd, with a show that’s a pile of concrete 
You planned to get married, even though you’re younger than me
I’ll make you feel ashamed that you're bully will say 
Nelson Muntz:
Haha!
Chris Griffin:
Cause at the end of this, you’ll be screaming “Ay caramba!”
Bartman has just begun, I already took him down
I’ll be chilling with my dad, go back to making out with Milhouse  
I can make a better rap even when I fart
By the end of this, we’ll rename this episode to Dead Bart

Bart Simpson:
All you are is a copy of your dad, with even less brain cells
I'll take you down faster than what I did to Krabappel
When I leave you beheaded just like Jebediah, no one will get mad
The chance of you winning is more freaky than you marrying your dad
Now I have to admit Chris, you are quite  a well rounded kid
But its pretty sad when even Meg thinks you’re retarded 
Don’t ever try to fuck with Cupcake Kid, or else, you’ll be hurt
I won this fight fair and square, now go back to making out with Herbert

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!


Chris Griffin vs Bart Simpson. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 40

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The Ketchup Rap

Yung Child Support decides to bring some more style into his music and made a diss track for you all aiming at YouTube. He did this because of all the times YouTube has been fucking up with him and others. Cutting off views, subscribers, and other shit.

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Yung Child Support - Ads Off (Parody of Future 'Mask Off')

This is a TTG Soundtrack taken by Episode 72 - Boys vs. Girls, hope you like it!

Lyrics:

Robin, Cyborg, and Beast Boy together: BOYS! BOYS! BOYS! BOYS!

Beast Boy: Bo-bo-bo-Boys!

Cyborg and Beast Boy: Bo-bo-bo-Boys!

Beast Boy: Boys!

Cyborg and Beast Boy: Bo-bo-bo-Boys!

Robin, Cyborg, and Beast Boy: Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-

Beast Boy: Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-boys in your face!

Boys Boys

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Revel (Fortnite Emote remix)

From Cartoon Network's Apple & Onion Season 1

Rap written by George Gendi 🍎
Produced by Paul Fraser (ASCAP) http://paulfrasermusic.com
Mastered by Daniel Eaton at Little Castle Mastering

Apple & Onion S1:E27 Sausage and Sweetie Smash - "Waiting for Onion (Is Not Very Funion)"

From Cartoon Network's Apple & Onion Season 1

Composed by Paul Fraser (ASCAP) http://paulfrasermusic.com
Mastered by Daniel Eaton at Little Castle Mastering

Apple & Onion S1:E15 Whale Spotting - "Ocean Survival"

Apple & Onion S1:E13 Gyranoid Of The Future - "Remembering the Boat Ride of Yesteryear"

Apple & Onion S1:E13 Gyranoid Of The Future - "Punch Theme"

Apple & Onion S1:E12 Lil' Noodle - "Incubation"

Apple & Onion S1:E12 Lil' Noodle - "Wicked Style Instrumental / Cruisin' Nood"

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Apple & Onion S1:E12 Lil' Noodle - "Wicked Style Instrumental / Cruisin' Nood"

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